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sheena davis
06-07-2005, 11:12 PM
Hey you I got a joke. So here it goes:

A guy goes into the bar orders 12 shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says, "Dang why are you drinking so fast."
The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had."
The bartender says, " What do you have?" The guy says, "75 cents."

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bhg_rulz2
06-07-2005, 11:15 PM
Hey you I got a joke. So here it goes:

A guy goes into the bar orders 12 shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says, "Dang why are you drinking so fast."
The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had."
The bartender says, " What do you have?" The guy says, "75 cents."

For more stupid jokes got to jokes.com

haHAhHHAhaH..that was funny! haha..check out my thread..it has funny videos

sheena davis
06-07-2005, 11:20 PM
I checked it out man. It was the schizzle for rizzle.

bhg_rulz2
06-07-2005, 11:22 PM
hahaha...they r funny..arent they?..some of them are cool :P

HornyPope
06-07-2005, 11:24 PM
Hey you, out there in the cold
Getting lonely, getting old
Can you feel me?

sheena davis
06-07-2005, 11:27 PM
What the hell are you trying to say?

bhg_rulz2
06-07-2005, 11:27 PM
Hey you, out there in the cold
Getting lonely, getting old
Can you feel me?

what the f#ck??

sheena davis
06-08-2005, 12:37 PM
Yeah what the f*ck!

sheena davis
06-08-2005, 12:41 PM
Dusky grin did you like my joke or what?

notoriousdoc
06-08-2005, 12:41 PM
What the fudge?

darko
06-08-2005, 12:42 PM
here watch that

http://extremefunnyhumor.com/fun_endworld.htm

greasemo
06-08-2005, 12:44 PM
Hey you, out there in the cold
Getting lonely, getting old
Can you feel me?

I LOVE PINK FLOYD!! sorry, that was an uncalled for outburst

the_GoDdEsS
06-08-2005, 12:44 PM
This is one of those times when I'm not sure whether to fake a lame laugh or tell the person their attempt was rather lame.

greasemo
06-08-2005, 12:45 PM
pertaining to the joke?

sheena davis
06-08-2005, 12:45 PM
oh, I get it now.

Noodles is gay
06-08-2005, 12:46 PM
oh look, you've returned.

We are not particularly pleased to see you, we still have not forgiven you and will not until you grovel before us.

HornyPope
06-08-2005, 12:47 PM
The lyrics were the first thing that came into my mind when I read the title, that's all.

sheena davis
06-08-2005, 12:49 PM
Grovel, grovel.

Noodles is gay
06-08-2005, 12:49 PM
No, we are still not appeased.

sheena davis
06-08-2005, 12:51 PM
What will it take to make things better?

greasemo
06-08-2005, 12:52 PM
what did sheena do to begin with?

Noodles is gay
06-08-2005, 12:53 PM
note: we probably will not forgive you and even when you're old and grey we will still remember and ridicule.

coke_a_holic
06-08-2005, 12:54 PM
Hey you, out there in the cold
Getting lonely, getting old
Can you feel me?
That's exactly what I was going to say.

HornyPope
06-08-2005, 12:56 PM
That's exactly what I was going to say.

You can sing the second house.

sheena davis
06-08-2005, 01:04 PM
I just had myself a good cry and I was thinking what the hell did I do that was so bad.

greasemo
06-08-2005, 01:06 PM
yeah that's what i was wondering too!

Noodles is gay
06-08-2005, 01:08 PM
We do not care if you cried; it merely shows that you lack intelligence just as we had suspected.

Answer the following and we may reconsider your application for pardon:

IQ:
Age:
Sex:
Nationality:

sheena davis
06-08-2005, 01:11 PM
IQ:highschool diploma
Age:7
Sex:I was born with both sides of the sex game
Nationality:american

Noodles is gay
06-08-2005, 01:18 PM
Your application for pardon has been rejected.

The reasons are as follows:
1. you are American
2. you have lied on your quiz
3. you did not put a number in the IQ question
4. We do not like you
5. you do not use King's English in your posts
6. You are American
7. you created a stupid thread
8. you have a ridiculous username
9. you caught us in a bad mood initially
10. you obviously have an IQ of less than 130

Good day to you.

death from above
06-08-2005, 01:20 PM
man fu im american

death from above
06-08-2005, 01:22 PM
you gonna make fun of us?? for our nationalities???

death from above
06-08-2005, 01:23 PM
are yah????

Noodles is gay
06-08-2005, 01:23 PM
man fu im american

Our sincere condolences.

sheena davis
06-08-2005, 01:25 PM
He may not like me but you can not stop me from annoying you on this site.

America rocks!!

Jesus
06-08-2005, 01:25 PM
Hey you

Hey you, don’t be silly, put a condom on your willy!

Noodles is gay
06-08-2005, 01:28 PM
We're sorry; you think that you annoy us? You think that you irritate us in the slightest? You think that you even possess the mental capacity to inflict even a miniscule amount of annoyance towards you upon us?

But then again, you are American so that would explain your stupidity and arrogance to some extent.

sheena davis
06-08-2005, 01:30 PM
It's not nice to call someone else stupid when it's obvious you question your own intelligenc(at least you should be). What arrogance are you talking about?

Preecey
06-08-2005, 01:31 PM
I LOVE PINK FLOYD!! sorry, that was an uncalled for outburst
I like High Hopes by Pink Floyd.
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death from above
06-08-2005, 01:32 PM
man ya gotta the love the beastie boys

death from above
06-08-2005, 01:33 PM
there the best

sheena davis
06-08-2005, 01:34 PM
I love the Beastie Boys. I have their video collection and Sabotage is my favorite song by them.

Noodles is gay
06-08-2005, 01:34 PM
You have just proved us correct:

"you should be"? Hummm....well done. Perhaps next time you should load up a Word file and copy and paste your responses in there - it might be able to pick up on your blatant grammatical error.

The arrogance to suggest that you actually irritate us even in the slightest.

Preecey
06-08-2005, 01:34 PM
I like their older rockier stuff like 'No Sleep Till Brooklyn' and 'Sabotage'.
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death from above
06-08-2005, 01:35 PM
ive got all there cds

Noodles is gay
06-08-2005, 01:35 PM
there the best

Another one who does not realize that 'they're', 'their' and 'there' are three different words with three very different meanings.

death from above
06-08-2005, 01:36 PM
ya know what i dont give a shit

sheena davis
06-08-2005, 01:36 PM
Is that quote suppose to be a threat?

death from above
06-08-2005, 01:37 PM
and really i dont

Preecey
06-08-2005, 01:37 PM
Another one who does not realize that 'they're', 'their' and 'there' are three different words with three very different meanings.
Yes, that always pisses me off as well, but I'm usually too polite too say anything about it because I am spineless. Well a bit. Ish.
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death from above
06-08-2005, 01:38 PM
nah just a qoute

sheena davis
06-08-2005, 01:38 PM
Another one who does not realize that 'they're', 'their' and 'there' are three different words with three very different meanings.


What are you a f*ckin English teacher this isn't school it's the F*ckin internet.

death from above
06-08-2005, 01:39 PM
damn straight

death from above
06-08-2005, 01:39 PM
this is bull shit

Mota Boy
06-08-2005, 01:40 PM
But then again, you are American so that would explain your stupidity and arrogance to some extent.
Of course, to stereotype a nation as stupid and arrogant reeks of such stupidity and arrogance that you might as well have called him "stoopid" if you wished to most efficiently lose the intellectual/moral high ground in this flame war.

Noodles is gay
06-08-2005, 01:40 PM
No, we are not an English teacher.

Yes, you are obviously far too retarded to comprehend the basic rules of English.



Preecey: we do try to enforce real English here as it makes it a fair bit easier for everyone, except, of course, those who are unable to use proper English.

death from above
06-08-2005, 01:41 PM
nah i just type to fast you ass

death from above
06-08-2005, 01:42 PM
and who the hell cares ass whipe

Preecey
06-08-2005, 01:42 PM
No, we are not an English teacher.

Yes, you are obviously far too retarded to comprehend the basic rules of English.



Preecey: we do try to enforce real English here as it makes it a fair bit easier for everyone, except, of course, those who are unable to use proper English.
Suits me fine.
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Noodles is gay
06-08-2005, 01:43 PM
^ good, good.


nah i just type to fast you ass

yes, that is true; nobody else types fast - we all type slowly using two index fingers to enable us to use proper grammar.

death from above
06-08-2005, 01:44 PM
yah know what you can go fuck your father

sheena davis
06-08-2005, 01:45 PM
soots mes fin too.

death from above
06-08-2005, 01:46 PM
yups mes toos and forues

death from above
06-08-2005, 01:47 PM
wtf????????????????????????

sheena davis
06-08-2005, 01:50 PM
okey dokey.

Preecey
06-08-2005, 01:52 PM
Wow I can't believe it- I'm actually a senior member! I hate being just a member or a 'junior' member.
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greasemo
06-08-2005, 01:53 PM
it makes no difference what type of memeber you are. It's just a post thing...and an ego thing

Preecey
06-08-2005, 01:55 PM
it makes no difference what type of memeber you are. It's just a post thing...and an ego thing
I suppose so, but it seems that new guys always get eaten alive when they first get here sometimes, and I feel insignificant being labelled as 'Junior' or 'member'. Trust me, I'm not self-centred. lol
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Noodles is gay
06-08-2005, 01:57 PM
^ yes, being a senior member does have its benefits *flicks hair*


Hey you, sheena davis, don't listen to noods, she's a twat. Actually, you should take out a patent on your genius. No, not exactly on your genius, rather on its nonpareil effulgence, given that it so dazzles us mortals we can hardly see its brilliance, let alone its core underneath the sheen.

You know, sometimes it's just beyond comprehension how immensely duplicitous and conceited you essentially are. Had I known about your invidious nature I would never have engaged in that tryst with you.

Yes, Sheena Davis' intellect is obviously quite immense but you needn't revile me because of it.

sheena davis
06-08-2005, 01:58 PM
Being a junior member sucks d*ck.

Preecey
06-08-2005, 02:00 PM
Being a junior member sucks d*ck.
Yeah, but when you get to 100 you get to be a 'senior'. And besides, 'member' isn't too bad. It's just 'Junior' I hate. Makes you feel small and insignificant. Well more so, in my case.
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greasemo
06-08-2005, 02:02 PM
I suppose so, but it seems that new guys always get eaten alive when they first get here sometimes, and I feel insignificant being labelled as 'Junior' or 'member'. Trust me, I'm not self-centred. lol

yeah i know what you mean. but really you get thrashed if you're being stupid and most "Juniors" don't know what being stupid is and what's not being stupid, so i guess maybe that's where it all comes from

greasemo
06-08-2005, 02:03 PM
don't worry preecey, i would say that you don't have much to worry about

Preecey
06-08-2005, 02:04 PM
Well I'll be off anyway. Got a history exam tomorrow so I'll see you all around sometime.
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sheena davis
06-08-2005, 02:04 PM
I just wanted to make another post so I can be another one closer to 100.

I love weezer's new song Beverly Hills.

greasemo
06-08-2005, 02:06 PM
Well I'll be off anyway. Got a history exam tomorrow so I'll see you all around sometime.

damn! still in school...i'm out but i gotta go to summer school in five days...shit...

Noodles is gay
06-08-2005, 02:07 PM
damn! still in school...i'm out but i gotta go to summer school in five days...shit...

There is nothing wrong with summer school - unless it's compulsory, in which case it's probably horrible.

Kerr
06-08-2005, 02:08 PM
Hey Jen, I couldn't PM you back since your PM folder is full, so here is my response:


If you want I could send you a Clash album? Or I've got 'Stranger than fiction' by Bad religion. Haven't heard of that other band though.

Whatever.

Jen.
Hey, thanks a lot, but you don't have to :)

I just want the names and I will buy them myself. Cheers.

coke_a_holic
06-08-2005, 02:08 PM
I just wanted to make another post so I can be another one closer to 100.

I love weezer's new song Beverly Hills.
THAT'S exactly what makes people angry.

Noodles is gay
06-08-2005, 02:09 PM
Hey, thanks a lot, but you don't have to :)

I just want the names and I will buy them myself. Cheers.

Oops.

Sure thing then.

coke_a_holic
06-08-2005, 02:09 PM
Hey Jen, I couldn't PM you back since your PM folder is full, so here is my response:


Hey, thanks a lot, but you don't have to :)

I just want the names and I will buy them myself. Cheers.
Buy the self titled and London Calling. If you like those get Combat Rock. Those are my suggestions at least.

Noodles is gay
06-08-2005, 02:10 PM
Buy the self titled and London Calling. If you like those get Combat Rock. Those are my suggestions at least.

Yes, definitely self-titled. Although London Calling :mad:

Combat Rock was ok, but nothing too special.

greasemo
06-08-2005, 02:10 PM
There is nothing wrong with summer school - unless it's compulsory, in which case it's probably horrible.

naw, i just, eeeugghgh, disagreed with my math program, to put it lightly

coke_a_holic
06-08-2005, 02:11 PM
Yes, definitely self-titled. Although London Calling :mad:

Combat Rock was ok, but nothing too special.
I liked London Calling, but the self titled is my favorite. The only problem is you need to get both the UK and US versions for all the songs.

Noodles is gay
06-08-2005, 02:12 PM
I liked London Calling, but the self titled is my favorite. The only problem is you need to get both the UK and US versions for all the songs.

I think they've released a 're-mastered' version so that you don't have to...


Greasmo: heh :D

St. Jimmy
06-08-2005, 02:13 PM
I liked London Calling, but the self titled is my favorite. The only problem is you need to get both the UK and US versions for all the songs.

Yeah that thing is awesome...i have the US one only...i want the UK one!

sheena davis
06-08-2005, 02:14 PM
We do not care if you cried; it merely shows that you lack intelligence just as we had suspected.

Answer the following and we may reconsider your application for pardon:

IQ:
Age:
Sex:
Nationality:

Hey can you answer your own questions because I'm curious about you.

coke_a_holic
06-08-2005, 02:15 PM
I think they've released a 're-mastered' version so that you don't have to...
Now you tell me...

St. Jimmy
06-08-2005, 02:20 PM
We do not care if you cried; it merely shows that you lack intelligence just as we had suspected.

Answer the following and we may reconsider your application for pardon:

IQ:
Age:
Sex:
Nationality:
IQ: 132
Age:14
Sex:Male
Nationality: American...

Noodles is gay
06-08-2005, 02:21 PM
^^ yes, we know, we are brilliant.


My duplicity is nothing compared to your hallucinated addled brain: I didn't invite you for a TRYST, but for a DUEL. And this duel of ours didn't spring from love -I dare say I should never have had to make it public.

The only thing invidious in me is my position: being French, I look down on you from a French point of vantage. *leans over & waves sarcastically*

Maria


Ah yes, of course; my hallucinogen-addled brain. Damn those hallucinogens. :p

…say, did you hear that the 200th anniversary of the battle of Trafalgar is coming up? ;)

sheena davis
06-08-2005, 02:23 PM
Some on this site don't appreciate americans so be careful. What part of the U.S. are you from?

Noodles is gay
06-08-2005, 02:24 PM
Hey can you answer your own questions because I'm curious about you.

We will not accept questions.

Please send any queries here (http://www.offspring.com/forums/sendmessage.php)

St. Jimmy
06-08-2005, 02:24 PM
Some on this site don't appreciate americans so be careful. What part of the U.S. are you from?

Orlando, Florida...

coke_a_holic
06-08-2005, 02:25 PM
I'm American, and I'm (kind of) appreciated. It doesn't matter where you from, it just makes it a lot easier if you're European.

Noodles is gay
06-08-2005, 02:28 PM
Noods, you're a fucking fucker. There is nothing to celebrate. Twas a most damnable, infernal battle that should never have taken place -we were betrayed in the most unspeakable fashion. You have nothing to be haughty about, taunter. *wrings her hands & flings ashes on her head*

Maria

*V-sign* :D

Ah, nothing beats a good old English V-sign!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/elektra9/v.jpg

greasemo
06-08-2005, 02:29 PM
I'm American, and I'm (kind of) appreciated. It doesn't matter where you from, it just makes it a lot easier if you're European.

sorry, makes what a lot earier?

Noodles is gay
06-08-2005, 02:32 PM
I'm sorry, that was far too impersonal. Try this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/elektra9/vsign.jpg

St. Jimmy
06-08-2005, 02:33 PM
cool the V sign...

greasemo
06-08-2005, 02:34 PM
so is that like the equivilant to the middle finger in England? I heard it was, but i dunno...

Noodles is gay
06-08-2005, 02:36 PM
so is that like the equivilant to the middle finger in England? I heard it was, but i dunno...

No, we have the middle finger too but we invented the V-sign so it's a bit more English and is obviously far superior to that 'middle finger' tosh.

I should re-write this...damn yanks (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V-sign)

LOdAT
06-08-2005, 02:39 PM
No, we have the middle finger too but we invented the V-sign so it's a bit more English and is obviously far superior to that 'middle finger' tosh.

I should re-write this...damn yanks (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V-sign)
]Oh cool i will use the v sign [

Noodles is gay
06-08-2005, 02:41 PM
Naturally I'm far too 'middle-class' for this mooning business - we save that for the lower classes.

It's the same with V-sign/'one fingered salute'

upper class = V-sign
lower class = one fingered salute (usually accompanied by mooning).

I am, of course, merely fufilling my role as the board's upper-class Tory.

LOdAT
06-08-2005, 02:43 PM
Naturally I'm far too 'middle-class' for this mooning business - we save that for the lower classes.

It's the same with V-sign/'one fingered salute'

upper class = V-sign
lower class = one fingered salute (usually accompanied by mooning).

I am, of course, merely fufilling my role as the board's upper-class Tory.

Awesome .

Kerr
06-08-2005, 02:45 PM
Hey you I got a joke. So here it goes:

A guy goes into the bar orders 12 shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says, "Dang why are you drinking so fast."
The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had."
The bartender says, " What do you have?" The guy says, "75 cents."

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Retard, you've obviously not seen this: http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10047

greasemo
06-08-2005, 02:46 PM
I heard that all the middle finger and v-sign stuff all stemmed from what and how many fingers medeival archers used to pull thier baw back. I wonder if it's true...

Noodles is gay
06-08-2005, 02:47 PM
I heard that all the middle finger and v-sign stuff all stemmed from what and how many fingers medeival archers used to pull thier baw back. I wonder if it's true...

yeah; it takes those two fingers to pull back a bow string - our lovely English archers used it against the French.

One fingered salute however comes from our lovely friends the ROMANS! It is identified as the digitus impudicus ("impudent finger") in Ancient Roman writings. It was defined there as a gesture intended to insult another. It has been noted that the gesture resembles an erect penis. Ancient Romans considered an image of an erect phallus as a talisman against evil spells. As a consequence, displaying this gesture to another may not have been a pseudo-sexual insult but rather an insulting statement along the lines of – "I'm going to protect myself against your witchcraft, before you even start."

LOdAT
06-08-2005, 02:53 PM
i'm...bored...oh'....so...bored.

Noodles is gay
06-08-2005, 02:54 PM
Naturally lower/working class.


digitus impudicus - I love that :D

Kerr
06-08-2005, 02:55 PM
i'm...bored...oh'....so...bored.
Ending your life will solve the problem.

St. Jimmy
06-08-2005, 02:56 PM
Buck up, buster. Read Dante's inferno, fantasize over the radiance of the stars, do sth!!!

Maria


heheheheheh

LOdAT
06-08-2005, 02:57 PM
Buck up, buster. Read Dante's inferno, fantasize over the radiance of the stars, do sth!!!

Maria

Cool, sounds fun.

greasemo
06-08-2005, 02:58 PM
yeah; it takes those two fingers to pull back a bow string - our lovely English archers used it against the French.

One fingered salute however comes from our lovely friends the ROMANS! It is identified as the digitus impudicus ("impudent finger") in Ancient Roman writings. It was defined there as a gesture intended to insult another. It has been noted that the gesture resembles an erect penis. Ancient Romans considered an image of an erect phallus as a talisman against evil spells. As a consequence, displaying this gesture to another may not have been a pseudo-sexual insult but rather an insulting statement along the lines of – "I'm going to protect myself against your witchcraft, before you even start."

wow that is really cool! I salute you Noodles is gay! with two fingers of course...

Noodles is gay
06-08-2005, 03:00 PM
Tis the smell of victory! Victory over those beret wearing French bastards!



greasemo: *returns salute* Of course; where are my manners.

Noodles is gay
06-08-2005, 03:10 PM
Naturally, that is how you win - a superior intellect, albeit slightly insidious, and the most valiant sort of bravery are what the English possess.

However, as much as I have enjoyed our altercation I must be off – I’ve been online for around 4 hours now :( and I have work to do.

DirtyMagical
06-08-2005, 05:10 PM
Hey you, out there in the cold
Getting lonely, getting old
Can you feel me?

Ha, that's exactly what I was thinking as I read the name od the thread! :D

greasemo
06-08-2005, 05:33 PM
It's good to see i'm not the only Pink Floyd fan out there...in the cold...getting lonely, getting old...

Inshane
06-09-2005, 02:41 AM
Hey you, out there in the cold
Getting lonely, getting old
Can you feel me?

Im still in love with you. (http://web.tiscali.it/youbetterrunlikehell/images/flower.jpg)

I saw the wall (movie) yesterday. 'Hey you' is apart from the rest of the songs, but still so very impressive.

HornyPope
06-09-2005, 12:50 PM
Girls, you are both cordially invited to the Pink Floyd party in my bed.

Inshane, 'Dark Side of Oz' is another fine unnoificial Pink Floyd movie. Download it. Either that or find the original Wizzard of Oz movie and synchronise your Dark Side of the Moon album to start off the same second the MGM lion roars for the first time. Good watch.