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Kerr
06-08-2005, 02:13 AM
For fucks sakes, stop making stupid threads full of retarded jokes that no-one laughs at (or ever did laugh at, for that matter). Threads like "Fart jokes" and "Post your funny jokes here" are just stupid, and no-one wants to read them.

Anyone who does must discontinue being alive.

Endymion
06-08-2005, 02:25 AM
one of my favorite jokes:

what was the first government-subsidized housing plan?
uncle tom's cabin.

Kerr
06-08-2005, 02:26 AM
I am talking about REALLY shitty ones. I know people will post gook jokes but I ain't too bothered.

Isolated Fury
06-08-2005, 02:36 AM
Jokes like, "What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?" "Christopher Walken"?

Endymion
06-08-2005, 02:38 AM
Jokes like, "What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?" "Christopher Walken"?

that was a damned fine joke before not-so-super man kicked the bucket.

Kerr
06-08-2005, 02:40 AM
I mean stupid jokes that exist in threads like THIS ONE (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9986) made by idiots.

Isolated Fury
06-08-2005, 02:41 AM
that was a damned fine joke before not-so-super man kicked the bucket.

So really, the answer should now be "Christopher Still-Breathing"?

Endymion
06-08-2005, 02:45 AM
i usually say 'christopher not dead' but whatever floats your boat.

irishpunkrockgirl
06-08-2005, 07:30 AM
heres a joke...

a boys friend has just died.
the father comes into his room
son says what do you want
dad says ive come to mock you over your best friend dieing
son says dad your such an asshole
dad says well at least my best friend isnt dead!

i love that joke!

Trippy
06-08-2005, 07:32 AM
some newbie just trying to show off and be the king here. i'll say it straight; you fail at life.

Sin Studly
06-08-2005, 07:36 AM
Trippy, that newbie is THE RACETRAITOR. And even as A RACETRAITOR the RACETRAITOR is a better example of humanity than you are. Die.

Trippy
06-08-2005, 07:38 AM
too bad you want me to die, i wish you a long and healthy life at least.

JohnnyNemesis
06-08-2005, 07:38 AM
I like this one:

A young boy is told at the age of 4 that on their 21st birthdays (and each birthday after), both his father and grandfather, now deceased, walked on water. This was their way of celebrating their manhood.

On his 16th and 17th birthdays, the boy starts practicing, but fails miserably. He sinks nearly to the bottom of the nearby lake, swims back up, and tries again to no avail. 18th and 19th birthdays? Same deal. 20th birthday? Yup, same deal, this time with accompanied by an awful cold.

Finally, his 21st birthday arrives and he tries again, this time with more confidence than ever. He takes a deep breath, attempts to step on the water, but yet again falls right in. Frustrated, he stomps back into his home to ask his mother why the hell he can't walk across the water the way his father and grandfather did. His mother laughs and replies:

"Um, your father and grandfather were born in January. You were born in August."

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Sorry that took so long. I kinda like that one though.

ruroken
06-08-2005, 07:40 AM
I don't get it... :(

JohnnyNemesis
06-08-2005, 07:41 AM
Think about how the water would be in those weather-specific months.

ruroken
06-08-2005, 07:41 AM
OOOOOOOooohhhhhhh!!!!!!!

Ha! That's great.

Sin Studly
06-08-2005, 07:42 AM
I get it. It's because I was born in January and I'm the Messiah, right?

Either that or you filthy seppo's have figured out a way to make water solid during our summer (I highly doubt that).

Endymion
06-08-2005, 08:59 AM
the joke only works north of the equator

the_GoDdEsS
06-08-2005, 09:11 AM
Haha, Ricky's was totally cute.

HornyPope
06-08-2005, 09:24 AM
The http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/walken.gif joke was awesome.

http://jamesbond007.net/advers/Walken1.jpg

Kerr
06-08-2005, 10:53 AM
some newbie just trying to show off and be the king here. i'll say it straight; you fail at life.
Actually, I am a regular user under a new username.

ninth
06-08-2005, 12:48 PM
You're also a race traitor.

JohnnyNemesis
06-08-2005, 09:25 PM
Haha, Ricky's was totally cute.

Glad you like it! I'll be here all week; catch me at the Laugh Factory from 8-10PM on Wednesday evenings. Drinks are free for Ladies from 9-10!

That Punk Kid You Love
06-08-2005, 09:45 PM
I know this is kinda a bad joke,please don't hate me for it.



Whats the difference between a punching bag,a car,and a blowjob? You can beat a punching bag and a car but ya can't beat a blowjob.