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Sin Studly
06-10-2005, 08:22 AM
Choose amongst them.

Kerr
06-10-2005, 08:25 AM
I can't vote - both the third and fourth options are funny.

the_GoDdEsS
06-10-2005, 08:38 AM
Haha, this is giving me a hard time. They're all hilarious.

Mannen som blev en gris
06-10-2005, 08:40 AM
Probably something posted my angel_eyes.... http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9809

im sorry but do you honeslty call that music? coz iv never heard of them in my life so why wud ppl wanna check them out if they have never heard of them? doesnt that kinda show ppl they are crap???

Isn't that the definition of checking something out? To become familiar with something you weren't familiar with before.

er no not really, coz if they were gud u wud of heard of them wudnt you, but thanks for gettin involved in this arguement, do you feel special now? i bet u do!!
Or perhaps when Offspring Kid's mood went "from :D to :mad:" (yes, that's actually what he said)

Vera
06-10-2005, 08:43 AM
Too many classics. To quote an ever-green:

NO MORE HOPE FOR BETTER DAYS :( :( :( :(

Sin Studly
06-10-2005, 08:46 AM
I'm having the same problem, I don't know what the fuck to vote for.

Vera
06-10-2005, 08:47 AM
I voted for Shaw because that was veiled bragging at its best.

Sin Studly
06-10-2005, 08:52 AM
I use condoms.

Tired_Of_You
06-10-2005, 08:58 AM
NO MORE HOPE FOR BETTER DAYS :( :( :( :(He never registered in this forum, right? He might have finally committed suicide.

Mota Boy
06-10-2005, 09:04 AM
Voted "other". I don't think I've ever laughed harder (at least on this BBS) than when Maria joined up and began harassing Trip Boy, thinking he was you. That whole thread was priceless.

Sin Studly
06-10-2005, 09:12 AM
That was pretty fucking hilarious too.

Sin Studly
06-10-2005, 09:15 AM
So what do you think was the funniest, Maria?

Izie
06-10-2005, 09:16 AM
I'll go with Shaw because that's just classic!

JohnnyNemesis
06-10-2005, 09:26 AM
I only chose punkangel because it's the latest thing. Three and four were very very tough to choose from. And it seems like I missed something PRICELESS in what Mota Boy mentioned.

Anyway, as Mannen somtimes life gets you down said, offspring kid's quote yesterday was absolutely hilarious.

Vera
06-10-2005, 10:57 AM
He never registered in this forum, right? He might have finally committed suicide.
Don't say such things. I like to believe he just joined the Guns'n'Roses forum and is still happily waiting for Chinese Democracy.

Which, btw, is still one of my favourite events in both board history and Offspring history.

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-10-2005, 11:09 AM
punkangel's ghetto incident. That's the only thing on this board in recent times that's actually had me stitches in real life.

JohnnyNemesis
06-10-2005, 11:10 AM
punkangel's ghetto incident. That's the only thing on this board in recent times that's actually had me stitches in real life.

Especially this post, links and all:


She is the girl who has no pride,
For her whole family reside
In the ghetto! (http://www.gogolfvacations.com/golf_course_view.html?name=Eagle%20Hills%20Golf%20 Course&city=Papillon&st=NE)
In the gheeeeeeeeeeeettoooooooooooo! (http://www.apartmentcities.com/Nebraska/Papillon_NE.asp)

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-10-2005, 11:15 AM
Ahh.. I had tears of laughter in my eyes.

These were probably my favourite:


punkagel, I had no idea you was "hard". Remind me again, what part of "tha streetz" is you from?


I'm surrounded by drugies..anymore questions?


Yes, by "drugies" do you mean "potheads"?


yeah, it's all the same thing

This also deserves an honourable mention:


Oh no! The tough, mean streets of Papillon, Nebraska! Where there are...omg...DRUGS! OH MY, HEAVENS NO!

Sin Studly
06-10-2005, 11:15 AM
Ricky, where's my customary "well-played"?

wheelchairman
06-10-2005, 11:16 AM
Would someone link me to PunkAngel's statement there?

I always remember fondly the day that Minion of Redwall (who shall remain nameless since he's matured quite nicely) posted about how one of his female friends saw this site, and everyone assumed he was bragging about having a female friend.

Sin Studly
06-10-2005, 11:16 AM
Personally I liked that PAP PAP PAP GO THE SOUND OF MY GAT! from Ricky.

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-10-2005, 11:18 AM
Would someone link me to PunkAngel's statement there?

I always remember fondly the day that Minion of Redwall (who shall remain nameless since he's matured quite nicely) posted about how one of his female friends saw this site, and everyone assumed he was bragging about having a female friend.

This was the actual statement:


Apologies, I've yet to integrate myself into the new up-to-date Ghetto-speak.


well, sorry I live in the ghetto

JohnnyNemesis
06-10-2005, 11:18 AM
Ricky, where's my customary "well-played"?

Ah yes, it was well-played indeed! Good form.


Personally I liked that PAP PAP PAP GO THE SOUND OF MY GAT! from Ricky.

I enjoyed that as well; it seems punkangel's ghetto tribulations are running away with the thread!

Personally, I have to giggle at the idea of someone named "punkangel" in the ghetto.

Sin Studly
06-10-2005, 11:20 AM
I have to giggle at a "ghetto" that has 4 websites for golf courses on the first google page.

HornyPope
06-10-2005, 11:23 AM
I'll go for something old school, i just forget what.

Sin Studly
06-10-2005, 11:24 AM
Linky linky! (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9779&page=6&pp=40)

the_GoDdEsS
06-10-2005, 11:26 AM
Yeah, it's recent and it's priceless. There goes my vote.

JohnnyNemesis
06-10-2005, 11:26 AM
okay, it's cool to live here
you only hear gun shots every two hours :p

Yeah, firecrackers and other fireworks at this time of year, so close to the Fourth of July, can be a bit confusing.

StayInTheHouseCarl
06-10-2005, 11:28 AM
i thought it was pretty funny when Tele kept calling Noodles gay, and when he came online, she totally changed her tune.
im not bagging on Tele, just the whole thing was pretty hilarious.

JohnnyNemesis
06-10-2005, 11:32 AM
Btw, the TripBoy language fiasco should definitely be second place. It was funny enough, but this cemented it's legendary status:


Endymion - Next she'll (Jenny) claim "zomg! he didn't actually take those pictures of dead greeks! he found them on something i like to call the 'internet'!"

Sin Studly
06-10-2005, 11:34 AM
Life ain't nuttin but bitches and pocket money.

I believe Ice Cube says it all about life in the streets of PAPtown.

wheelchairman
06-10-2005, 11:37 AM
That whole 1337 controversy was deeply amusing to me for a long long time.

JohnnyNemesis
06-10-2005, 11:38 AM
Ha! DMX once relayed to me the horros of PAPtown, Nebraska. I met him outside a broken down Bronx liqour store, fucked up on malt liquor, as he told me:

Tryin' to stay alive; Cops on every corner, I lay back and try to cruise by
Who the fuck could'a snitched? Must'a been a new guy
Death is in the air, and I don't know if it's mine
But I know if it's time, it'll be what it is

Shit, they on the corner, hit the sidewalk, quick!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5 more clips
Hit the fire hydrant, get low for the shootout
Run through the fire, pull a gun from my boot out
Caught me in the shoulder, the neck, the ear

At that point, he started trembling and told me he never wanted to step foot in Nebraska again.

Sin Studly
06-10-2005, 11:41 AM
Yeah, those pellet guns can sting.

wheelchairman
06-10-2005, 12:04 PM
hmm I'm afraid this forum isn't nearly as funny as Soviet-Empire.com.

The things people who 'believe' they are communists say, can be absolutely ridiculous.

Here is a post by a Greek Nationalist and Orthodox Christian. The topic was abortion and the rights of a fetus. Someone said that human fetus' look a lot like pig fetus'. The response was gold:


not really... even if they do, it is really racist saying that the human fetuses look like pig ones, so they are not human, so there is no murder in abortion...
It's really...racist?

And then there are the classics from that site, like a guy who claimed that 'Animal Farm' and '1984' were his ideas of Utopian Socialism. This guy was nuts.

Another Christian psychopath built a theology based on purity in death, complete goth. Totally against anything sexual. He believed women who got pregnant should die (for succumbing to a physical need.) This was God's retribution, which was why there was no plausible excuse for abortion.

Then there was the Russian nationalist, who was banned for saying


I WANT ALL THE BLACK WHORES OUT OF RUSSIA FOR BRINGING AIDS!
He supported the NBP, (National Bolshevik Party), a totalitarian group with racist tendencies, and fascist qualities.

And the famous Interrupt, who made several claims, like the Russian military had developed a completely invisible airplane. That the FBI had photo-evidence of aliens (dozens of species, different classifications etc.)

He was a firm believer in Russian Paganism and it's symbolism. And staunchly supported the NBP. Not to mention he was extremely racist when it came to Jews.

Rag Doll
06-10-2005, 01:13 PM
wow. i never saw that thread. my vote needs to go to punkangel. ha.

Endymion
06-10-2005, 02:23 PM
they're all so good... i hadn't read the punkangel ghetto stuff, that was pure class.

and thanks for the legendary status, rick.

i think my vote has to go 'condoms or the pill' though.

Endymion
06-10-2005, 02:26 PM
what the fuck is with maria and a few others voting for shaw's post. they weren't here for it.

coke_a_holic
06-10-2005, 02:31 PM
I'd have to say anything involving EROS got my vote for "other."

JoY
06-10-2005, 03:07 PM
actually.. looking back... I think the drama & fits Tizz & I threw in here were pretty fucking classic too. you can deny it, but god, you all laughed your lungs out at our cat-fights. it included nail-scratching, hair-pulling, body-slapping, girly-pushing.. man, it had it all.

but I'll go for NiG, pointing out Justin isn't as multi-talented as we ALL thought. even though she's such a sweet, young, little thing with a pair of brains too, it was just too goddam priceless.

Sunny
06-10-2005, 03:09 PM
I voted for The Shaw Incident.

it was so awesome.

dude Isa you sound drunk. ;p

JoY
06-10-2005, 03:10 PM
ssshh!!

*hides*

& there I went thinking that post looked entirely sober. :/

Vera
06-10-2005, 03:14 PM
[RXP imitation]

JoY, do you suck cock? If so, whose? And how many times per month?

[/RXP imitation]

RXP
06-10-2005, 03:32 PM
That's a shit imatation. I go for bodily fluids. And the time I was doing it to you my house mate was looking at my screen and I said I can get this 'chick' (you know the word I prefer to use ;-) to tell me stuff about her.

And to be clear it's rare when your drunk, it's not when Bella is so no point asking shit.

JoY
06-10-2005, 03:38 PM
That's a shit imatation. I go for bodily fluids. And the time I was doing it to you my house mate was looking at my screen and I said I can get this 'chick' (you know the word I prefer to use ;-) to tell me stuff about her.

And to be clear it's rare when your drunk, it's not when Bella is so no point asking shit.
what? dude, these days I'm hardly ever drunk & especially not on my own. sweetheart, this is an exception. these days, it really is.

grah, had enough. going to bed. but I'm too awake. hmmm..

JohnnyNemesis
06-10-2005, 03:42 PM
The latest EROS moderator campaign should get an honorable mention.

And my recent encounters with offspring kid (you have made my mood from :D to :mad: ) and slayer/metallicafan661 (how dare u talk about my mother u godddamn motherfucker fuck u !!!) should also get mentions.

Mannen som blev en gris
06-10-2005, 03:49 PM
Just saw this in some thread about video games

i play games just on Ps2


so lately i have been playing

Midnight Club:Dub Edition( its better than Nfsug2 )

GTA:Sand andreas

Burnout 3:Take Down(coolest Racing game Ever)

Mortal Kombat:Deception
Has he ever actually read his posts?

And if you happen to read this, dear norwegian friend:
1, the space goes after the "!"
2, if you truly are upset about something, never, ever explain it with emoticons.

RXP
06-10-2005, 03:59 PM
what? dude, these days I'm hardly ever drunk & especially not on my own. sweetheart, this is an exception. these days, it really is.


Yeah obviously but compared to Mrs. Sober Vera you're an alkie. The last time I heard Sanni was drunk was when she got stood up by her friends or one of them turned up and she drank a whole bottle of wine, got wasted in the rain and fell on her ass in the grass :-) I still have the mental image in my head of that incident!

wheelchairman
06-10-2005, 04:06 PM
pff Joy is practically ms Sober herself.

She got drunk once and ended up breaking her leg, that's about as wild as it gets. haha ;)

JoY
06-10-2005, 04:14 PM
*giggles*
SO true!

Vera
06-10-2005, 04:19 PM
Ha, Dush, that was like 2 years ago! Since then I've been drunk many times and around 2 or 3 times ended up getting online but I get bored when drunk and I just repeat stupid shit to people on IM about what has happened previously that evening.

So it's like "Heee, my friend said he made out with 8 chicks! Hahahahah, he wishes! Hahahahha, 8!" and the person comments and I'm still like "8 chicks! Hahahahah, too funny! Hahahha, eight, hahahah." and then five minutes later I tell them the same thing again.

My short-term memory takes a night off when I get drunk.

Piedude
06-10-2005, 04:31 PM
Id say the whole "footed" girlfriend thing, just for being so poor

Vera
06-10-2005, 04:49 PM
Yeah, that was kind of amusing, especially the exeggaration with the "OH YESS FUCK MY PUSSY!" the "gf" shouted and stuff.

RXP
06-10-2005, 05:09 PM
My short-term memory takes a night off when I get drunk.

Sound like a fish to me.

0r4ng3
06-10-2005, 05:56 PM
I wasn't here for the first two, and I ignored the thread with the third. Definately, the fourth one is funniest.

Sunny
06-10-2005, 06:22 PM
Ok what's the punkangel deal. What did I miss?

Endymion
06-10-2005, 06:24 PM
Ok what's the punkangel deal. What did I miss?
it's good, honey. WCM posted a link (linky linky).

Betty
06-10-2005, 06:28 PM
I'm kinda glad nobody mentionned it... but my all time favourite semi-recent thread was AN ABORTION STORY. Nothing has made me crack up that much since.

nieh
06-10-2005, 06:32 PM
Holy shit, I remember that. That Jimmy Jimm Jimm guy started IM'ing me asking if HP was serious about everything. It was great.

I still am quite proud of my www.offspringnewalbum.com trick though.

HornyPope
06-10-2005, 06:39 PM
Come to think of it my story, and the abortion topics in general, were more than just midly amusing. My only regret is I haven't found a single adoptive parent to date. HAVE YOU PEOPLE NO HEARTS?

Betty
06-10-2005, 06:41 PM
Okay, I read the punkangel thread... and I would give it a mildly amusing at best... abortion story still blows it away...

EDIT: LINK.

http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1769&highlight=abortion+story

wheelchairman
06-10-2005, 06:41 PM
The abortion story was brilliant. I'm gonna go find that topic.

I like to take credit for it, or well, credit for starting it.

Sunny
06-10-2005, 06:41 PM
it's good, honey. WCM posted a link (linky linky).

oh god, i almost pissed my pants. brilliance. sheer brilliance.

0r4ng3
06-10-2005, 06:42 PM
Was I here for the abortion thread? Was the thread created sometime in mid-April?

HornyPope
06-10-2005, 06:56 PM
That's the IM Nieh got that he forwarded to me.

IMMY jim JIMZ: is that guy really serious about his kid?
Nieh: yeah
Nieh: obviously he's joking about parts
Nieh: he's not going to dump her in a box
JIMMY jim JIMZ: lol
JIMMY jim JIMZ: so the story about the abortion was true?
Nieh: yeah
JIMMY jim JIMZ: damn
Nieh: I gotta go though, I was just walking out the door to go to the store
JIMMY jim JIMZ: oh
JIMMY jim JIMZ: later

nieh
06-10-2005, 07:16 PM
That's the IM Nieh got that he forwarded to me.

IMMY jim JIMZ: is that guy really serious about his kid?
Nieh: yeah
Nieh: obviously he's joking about parts
Nieh: he's not going to dump her in a box
JIMMY jim JIMZ: lol
JIMMY jim JIMZ: so the story about the abortion was true?
Nieh: yeah
JIMMY jim JIMZ: damn
Nieh: I gotta go though, I was just walking out the door to go to the store
JIMMY jim JIMZ: oh
JIMMY jim JIMZ: later


he's 20 something too from what I remember and he still fell for that story. It's amazing how dense some people can be.

Rye
06-10-2005, 11:15 PM
The punkangel thread was priceless from the start, even before the ghetto posts, so that got my vote. I also thought it was funny, although this wasn't a thread, how fuckme! was sending campaign PMs.

Sin Studly
06-11-2005, 04:52 AM
Maria was here for it (condom/pill), she fell in love with me back then.

Mota Boy
06-11-2005, 08:41 AM
What was her name back then?

Sin Studly
06-11-2005, 08:43 AM
Just Dusk, I think.

JoY
06-11-2005, 09:51 AM
don't remember the punkangel stuff & can't be bothered to look it up.
the abortion-story.. now that has cracked me up multiple times. I fucking loved the way that went. omgzz, archive. [if that's possible.]

JoY
06-11-2005, 10:03 AM
..was it Dave's topic about punkangel we were talking about? the one where he goes nuts over her 'departure' with blobface? because that one got a short, silly giggle out of me, but was nothing hilarious from where I'm sitting.

Endymion
06-11-2005, 10:06 AM
..was it Dave's topic about punkangel we were talking about? the one where he goes nuts over her 'departure' with blobface? because that one got a short, silly giggle out of me, but was nothing hilarious from where I'm sitting.

did you get to the parts about her living in a ghetto?

JohnnyNemesis
06-11-2005, 10:06 AM
..was it Dave's topic about punkangel we were talking about? the one where he goes nuts over her 'departure' with blobface? because that one got a short, silly giggle out of me, but was nothing hilarious from where I'm sitting.

That was only the beginning, which was funny in itself. As the thread progressed, however, punkangel claimed that she lived in the "ghetto" and was surrounded by "drugies". After some laughs, Sin Studly and Endymion Googled some information on her hometown and...

You have to go check it out!

JoY
06-11-2005, 10:58 AM
*wipes tear from eye*
oh dude, why did that subject in the topic die out so fast?! she should've gone on & on about it. the ghetto! that's the most exciting thing I've heard in my life!!

Obie2trice
06-11-2005, 11:27 AM
Punkangel is streetgansta? :D

the_GoDdEsS
06-11-2005, 12:50 PM
That's the IM Nieh got that he forwarded to me.

IMMY jim JIMZ: is that guy really serious about his kid?
Nieh: yeah
Nieh: obviously he's joking about parts
Nieh: he's not going to dump her in a box
JIMMY jim JIMZ: lol
JIMMY jim JIMZ: so the story about the abortion was true?
Nieh: yeah
JIMMY jim JIMZ: damn
Nieh: I gotta go though, I was just walking out the door to go to the store
JIMMY jim JIMZ: oh
JIMMY jim JIMZ: later

*bursts into laughter* Josh, you filthy liar, you. =D

The Abortion story was pretty kick arse as well.

Amanda
06-11-2005, 12:52 PM
Lol I had to look most of those up cause i havent been on here for a while, my stomach still hurts from so much laughing... :D

the_GoDdEsS
06-11-2005, 12:56 PM
I feel kinda sorry the linguistics scandal is not getting so many votes because that stuff was priceless too but I guess it's completely in the shade of the recent ghetto scandal.

RXP
06-11-2005, 01:03 PM
Even tho I weren't around for it, the condom thread should clearly win. That guy was a legend! He's what quit postng on this board for years now and he's stil known even by people who never knew him directly. What a guy. Long after we're all forgotten his hallowed name will echo thru these halls.

nieh
06-11-2005, 01:07 PM
*bursts into laughter* Josh, you filthy liar, you. =D

The Abortion story was pretty kick arse as well.

who, me?
I would've done more, but I really did have to go to the store at the time, I wasn't lying to him about that.

HornyPope
06-11-2005, 01:27 PM
I honestly didn't find the punkangel thread any funny. Amusing maybe, but funny is stretching it. Justin told me about on several occasions as the thread "progressed" but I never bothered to even make a reply.

Sin Studly
06-11-2005, 10:40 PM
Even tho I weren't around for it, the condom thread should clearly win. That guy was a legend! He's what quit postng on this board for years now and he's stil known even by people who never knew him directly. What a guy. Long after we're all forgotten his hallowed name will echo thru these halls.

Dave says all he has to do is mention I was posting on the board when he wants to get a rise out of Steve. Apparantly he still bursts into rants about what a loser fuckhead junkie I am who rips on people for no reason and such, whenever my name is mentioned.

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-12-2005, 08:47 AM
Absolutely true. It's so easy to get a rise out of Steve just by mentioning a few choice things. Mentioning the amount of pictures he posted is another one.

Sin Studly
06-12-2005, 08:47 AM
It appears Steve will remember and loathe me long after I've forgotten him.

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-12-2005, 08:49 AM
No one'll ever forget Steve. He's one of those people that.. you can't really forget.

Sin Studly
06-12-2005, 09:00 AM
Then I'll just have to mangle his face with a fork, then die young and pretty while he's still alive and remembering me every time he sees a mirror.

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-12-2005, 09:10 AM
I'd like to give my full support to this idea.

Sin Studly
06-12-2005, 10:27 PM
I know how to be remembered in the hearts and minds of others.

Linda
06-13-2005, 07:44 AM
Nothing can top when Justin got banned...not once...but twice! hahahahaha

ihatechrissneed
06-13-2005, 08:04 AM
does anyone know where i can find the condom thread?

Sin Studly
06-13-2005, 08:11 AM
Nothing can top when Justin got banned...not once...but twice! hahahahaha

Since you, me, JimBob and a few other now-forgotten spammers are the only people who found that funny, I doubt it.

ruroken
06-13-2005, 08:34 AM
Wow. Sin Studley's a hypocrite... I never knew.

JohnnyNemesis
06-13-2005, 09:28 AM
He's a hypocrtie because he found his banning funny?

Sin Studly
06-13-2005, 09:37 AM
a) Everybodies a hypocrite. Anybody who says otherwise is a liar.
b) If you 'never knew' before, what exactly clued you in? Since, y'know, I've said nothing especially hypocritical here and have no idea what you're talking about.

ruroken
06-13-2005, 12:56 PM
a) Everybodies a hypocrite. Anybody who says otherwise is a liar.
b) If you 'never knew' before, what exactly clued you in? Since, y'know, I've said nothing especially hypocritical here and have no idea what you're talking about.
a) True.
b) You said that anyone who votes in a poll doesn't have an opinion worth hearing, but you make a fucking poll and vote in it.

Linda
06-13-2005, 01:18 PM
hahahahahahaha

JohnnyNemesis
06-13-2005, 01:20 PM
b) You said that anyone who votes in a poll doesn't have an opinion worth hearing, but you make a fucking poll and vote in it.

This is actually quite a good point. Thing is, he's already admit that he and everyone are hypocrites in some way, so it's kind of moot now.

Either way, I'm glad you stopped kissing his ass and said what you felt.

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-13-2005, 05:35 PM
Nothing can top when Justin got banned...not once...but twice! hahahahaha

And he's back now. Haha. Hilarious. Watch me fall backwards off mine chair for laughing too vigorously.

Sin Studly
06-13-2005, 10:06 PM
b) You said that anyone who votes in a poll doesn't have an opinion worth hearing, but you make a fucking poll and vote in it.

a) I haven't voted in this poll.
b) In that thread in which I said anyone who votes in a poll is stupid I actually made a poll and voted in it. The place to call me a hypocrite would be there. Way to be observant, douche.

ruroken
06-14-2005, 08:35 AM
a) I haven't voted in this poll.
b) In that thread in which I said anyone who votes in a poll is stupid I actually made a poll and voted in it. The place to call me a hypocrite would be there. Way to be observant, douche.
Yeah, I know, but I didn't want to then. I'm not going to search, and I didn't know that you actually VOTED in that one, and I assumed that you had voted in this one by now.

Sin Studly
06-14-2005, 09:00 AM
Ruroken, don't argue. You just make yourself look stupider.

ruroken
06-14-2005, 09:07 AM
Don't use words made by retarded fucks and maybe I will stop.

Sin Studly
06-14-2005, 09:17 AM
Do you have any idea how little sense that made?

ruroken
06-14-2005, 09:19 AM
This is boring. THat's why I'm posting. I'm not good at this, I know, etc.

Endymion
06-14-2005, 10:48 AM
does anyone know where i can find the condom thread?

it's from the old board, but i *think* HP has at least a page of it archived... *hint hint*

Not Ozymandias
06-14-2005, 02:09 PM
You're all wrong, the funniest thing ever was Steven Shaw's a capella rendition of AFI's "Days of the Phoenix". While we usually use hyperbole to describe something being funny, when I heard it my throat was aching for hours from laughing so hard.
I switched computers a year or so ago, and of all the things I lost, I'll always miss that the most.


OUR DREAMS SEEM SO FAR AWAYAY!
III WANT TO
I WANT TO
I WANT TO SAAAY!

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-14-2005, 02:09 PM
Steve actually sang that?

Not Ozymandias
06-14-2005, 02:17 PM
Not only that, but he recorded it and sent it to people! Of course it wasn't long before everyone whom he wouldn't want to got ahold of it.
You should see if anyone has it. You'd die.

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-14-2005, 02:18 PM
Holy shit, I have to hear this. I just have to.

Not Ozymandias
06-14-2005, 10:23 PM
2nd funniest thing to happen on this board is a tie between every single post by HeyjewDvd.

Endymion
06-14-2005, 10:28 PM
HeyjewDvd

oh, and the memories come flooding back!

Not Ozymandias
06-14-2005, 10:43 PM
That's because you're an anti-semite.

Endymion
06-14-2005, 11:07 PM
i might have a copy of his 'days of the phoenix' on my desktop. maybe.

JohnnyNemesis
06-14-2005, 11:10 PM
I did a search for the Heyjewdvd fella Ozy mentioned and come across a thread HornyPope created sharing Old forum Posts on sKratch's server. Holy shit, Ozy's implications are 100% accurate; Heyjewdvd is an incredible moron.

Not Ozymandias
06-15-2005, 12:04 AM
I guess Johnny is an anti-semite too...

Link me!

Sin Studly
06-15-2005, 12:05 AM
Linky linky?

JohnnyNemesis
06-15-2005, 12:22 AM
http://www.skratch-zero.com/oldoffspringposts/006852-2.html

http://www.skratch-zero.com/oldoffspringposts/006852-3.html


if heterosexuals ever become the minority (which we won't), the human race is doomed. If you have mostly gays, there will be no reproduction, and consequently the human race will cease to exist.

Not Ozymandias
06-15-2005, 12:40 AM
Jesus Christmas. I never even saw those. I was thinking of him starting a thread to complain when too many black people won Oscars one year or, at one point or another, personally calling every last person on the board an anti-semite. I still can't believe someone capable of being articulate could be so fucking derranged...

Sin Studly
06-15-2005, 12:55 AM
He even called me an anti-semite! :(

HornyPope
06-15-2005, 02:14 AM
Not sure if you were at the boards back then, Ozy. It was before AdequateBob, Two-Faced Bastard and Useful Idiot left the board. Quite the characters those three. I miss them. I talk to Bob on AIM very rarely now to see if he's still alive but we obviously lost the connection we held in the past. TFB- haven't spoke to him in a while. Not since he came back a year and a half ago to say "Hi". I like the kid. I remember when he came out of the closet on the BBS. He was 17 years old. He even opened up to any questions about gay people for all curious parties. It seemed like just another post back then, and the general mood was "okay, you're a fag, we got it, we don't care, now stop talking about it", but now that I examine his honesty and intentions, I think the kid deserves major props. I'll see if can dig up his s/n somewhere. Useful Idiot is another missed fellow. We clashed often in epic arguments following the events of september 2001. He was smart but somewhat emotional in his convictions and the posts showed. I'd like to catch up with him too. See where he is now. I remember he posted on the Foo Fighters board for a while. I'll try and ask around there maybe.

Not Ozymandias
06-15-2005, 02:18 AM
My royal sexyness didn't arrive until Feb 2002, I think.

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-15-2005, 06:34 AM
A week after I arrived, as I recall.

ruroken
06-15-2005, 08:43 AM
I want to see Linda's picture...

Sunny
06-15-2005, 08:48 AM
You're all wrong, the funniest thing ever was Steven Shaw's a capella rendition of AFI's "Days of the Phoenix". While we usually use hyperbole to describe something being funny, when I heard it my throat was aching for hours from laughing so hard.
I switched computers a year or so ago, and of all the things I lost, I'll always miss that the most.


OUR DREAMS SEEM SO FAR AWAYAY!
III WANT TO
I WANT TO
I WANT TO SAAAY!


...the words were as mystical as PUWWING ANUMAWLS!

bah. it was brilliant.

Vera
06-15-2005, 08:53 AM
Steven Shaw, a capella? I must've missed something fantastic and awesome. :[

Sin Studly
06-15-2005, 08:58 AM
I want to see Linda's picture...

No, you don't. You honestly honestly don't.

And btw, Dave told me about that Sophie stuff about 4 months ago. Seriously, wtf?

ruroken
06-15-2005, 09:36 AM
What do you mean? With me or him?

Izie
07-20-2005, 06:25 AM
*bumps*

because it needs to be seen!

the_GoDdEsS
07-20-2005, 08:23 AM
*bumps*

because it needs to be seen!

Hahaha. I second this.

punkangel 29. *grins*

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
07-20-2005, 08:50 AM
Punkangel's ghetto 'issue' is the funniest.

Naz
07-20-2005, 09:12 AM
You're all wrong, the funniest thing ever was Steven Shaw's a capella rendition of AFI's "Days of the Phoenix". While we usually use hyperbole to describe something being funny, when I heard it my throat was aching for hours from laughing so hard.
I switched computers a year or so ago, and of all the things I lost, I'll always miss that the most.


OUR DREAMS SEEM SO FAR AWAYAY!
III WANT TO
I WANT TO
I WANT TO SAAAY!


I have that as MP3 on my computer.... brilliant stuff! i like it when he does the quiet whispery talking bits then suddenly shoutes 'NO ONE CAN SEEE MEEEE!'

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-20-2005, 10:14 AM
I've just remembered something.

Justin once made a thread called "The Whore test" or something like that. It had only one question:

1.Have you had sex?
a) Yes
b) No

If yes, you're a whore.

That made me giggle for days.

Sin Studly
07-20-2005, 03:32 PM
I don't remember that, but it sounds like something I'd do. *giggles*

Jebus
07-20-2005, 04:59 PM
I loved that Dark Angel 666's thread about being a satanist.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
07-20-2005, 05:01 PM
I think the lamest, stupidest, shamefull-est, funniest moment, is when I said i was dating a model...Heheheheh.

0r4ng3
07-20-2005, 05:10 PM
Nimrod In Town']I think the lamest, stupidest, shamefull-est, funniest moment, is when I said i was dating a model...Heheheheh.
Even more lame/stupid/shameful, when you made the impostor of me.

Unnatural Disaster
07-20-2005, 05:14 PM
That emo_screamo guy

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
07-20-2005, 05:15 PM
Even more lame/stupid/shameful, when you made the impostor of me.

Yeah, what was the reason again?

0r4ng3
07-20-2005, 05:42 PM
Nimrod In Town']Yeah, what was the reason again?
Because, you made an impostor. I think that constitutes a stupid moment.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
07-20-2005, 05:45 PM
Because, you made an impostor. I think that constitutes a stupid moment.
What was the reason, fool?!

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-21-2005, 06:12 PM
We have a winner. (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12711)

0r4ng3
07-21-2005, 06:14 PM
We have a winner. (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12711)
I have to admit, that caught me off guard. Again.