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ninth
06-12-2005, 10:55 AM
Did you realise that Justin was sending excerpts of that convo he pretended to be in love with you in to about four or five people and laughing about it?

Maria says:
but knowing you're thinking about me, miles away, at precisely the same time I am, and with as much feeling, is already sth for me... I can't tell you, I couldn'gt convey with words how much it comforts me, & even if I could, would it matter to you, I wonder

Maria says:
well, I was pondering over you, first & foremost... then I was wondering about my lil life & what I'd do this summer which would be winter without your love at my breast... then you woke me up I guess

ninth
06-12-2005, 10:57 AM
*lowers eyes demurely* If I have ever been scared it was of my love going unrequited... perhaps you will understand, perhaps you won't care to, but I have been waiting for you, & don't you forget it I love you. Tis pretty hard getting it off my breast, & I'm still scared, are you fickle, are you faithful? Questions noone but you can answer, questions that will offend you if you love me, that won't if you don't... questions I dare not answer yet... not just yet... I'm tired I'm not that angel of hope you think I am... I'm tired of being hopeful... I'll just leave you now baby ere I lose control...

With the deepest affection,
Maria

Sin Studly
06-12-2005, 11:15 AM
Maria says:
*spreads her wings & folds them on Justin, taken unaware*

ninth
06-12-2005, 02:15 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v451/penguinFITES/maria2.jpg

Sunny
06-12-2005, 02:19 PM
Oh, that is mean and cruel. You scoundrels.

Endymion
06-12-2005, 02:58 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v451/penguinFITES/maria2.jpg
le ribbit

Chris
06-12-2005, 03:20 PM
http://www.digitaltoast.co.uk/albums/wot/frenchkn.jpg

ninth
06-12-2005, 07:35 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v451/penguinFITES/maria2.jpg

Sin Studly
06-12-2005, 10:10 PM
Oh, that is mean and cruel. You scoundrels.

Don't act like it doesn't turn you on.

Endymion
06-12-2005, 11:55 PM
i'm as moist as a snack cake.

SkyRocker
06-13-2005, 03:41 AM
http://www.digitaltoast.co.uk/albums/wot/frenchkn.jpg

No no no, here is mine :
http://www.alpharoute.info/prevention/telephone/swiss_mobile.jpg

What is long, hard, starts from Calais and who leads to 55 million assholes ? Eurotunnel...

wheelchairman
06-13-2005, 03:46 AM
This would've been amusing if she wasn't already unstable as it is. I really don't see the fun in making crazy people act crazier.

Sin Studly
06-13-2005, 03:52 AM
I used to pick fights with the ADHD kids in school all the time. It's fun.

RXP
06-13-2005, 03:56 AM
I agree. Shame none of justin's friends(?) tell him to stop. This is damn right cruel and I'm pretty sure criminal because you know of her mental unstablity.

jasofern
06-13-2005, 03:57 AM
no comment :cool: haha

Sin Studly
06-13-2005, 04:05 AM
I agree. Shame none of justin's friends(?) tell him to stop. This is damn right cruel and I'm pretty sure criminal because you know of her mental unstablity.

Ladies and gentlemen, now you all know what kind of noise a vagina makes.

Endymion
06-13-2005, 04:38 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, now you all know what kind of noise a vagina makes.

i hear that if you ask really nice, RXP will queef the alphabet for you.

RXP
06-13-2005, 04:49 AM
I've yet to hear the harmonic symphany of the queef :-(

Sin Studly
06-13-2005, 04:54 AM
It sounds like a regular fart, but followed by male giggling and a female "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

RXP
06-13-2005, 05:01 AM
My gf said hers were really bubbly. I hardly ever fart bubbly. It's usually silent.

RXP
06-13-2005, 05:08 AM
What do your queefs sound like, Maria?

nieh
06-13-2005, 07:48 AM
This would've been amusing if she wasn't already unstable as it is. I really don't see the fun in making crazy people act crazier.


I agree. Shame none of justin's friends(?) tell him to stop. This is damn right cruel and I'm pretty sure criminal because you know of her mental unstablity.

I generally agree (except on the whole criminal part?). I don't ordinarilly have a problem with the stuff he posts, but it's cruel to pretend to love someone and then mock them with the things they tell you, especially when they're naive enough to believe you really care. Regardless of their sanity (or lack thereof) that shit will hurt.

Sin Studly
06-13-2005, 08:13 AM
nieh, are you still crying about that time I left you at the altar?

Vera
06-13-2005, 08:29 AM
You left nieh at the altar?

:[

That's probably the most asshole thing you have ever done. Fuck you, Justin, you went TOO FAR!

Vera
06-13-2005, 08:35 AM
(To be utterly serious, though, I agree - it ain't cool. Unless she didn't mean that but that sounds so typical of her that it sounds like she really does mean it. And that's just ...well, it's very sad and we really shouldn't mock her because, yeah. If online pointing&laughing gets to the level where it really hurts, it leads to bitterness and I really don't want to cause that.

Though, as French and silly as she can be, I give Maria more credit than a lot of others on this bbs in the intelligence department. She at least seems uneffected and probably is smart enough to laugh at you for laughing at her.)

Sin Studly
06-13-2005, 09:23 AM
Fuck you Vera, I was totally justified.

Nieh got morbidly fat after our engagement.

Vera
06-13-2005, 09:26 AM
What matters is what's on the inside. :[

Sin Studly
06-13-2005, 09:48 AM
I agree. How much fat is on the inside.

notoriousdoc
06-13-2005, 12:43 PM
http://sean.keener.org/images/nov03/frodo_has_failed.jpg
Guess who's in the next film...

notoriousdoc
06-13-2005, 12:55 PM
Moron. If you wear the ring you turn invisible. And that has nothing to do with this, so stop raising your post count.

When god was handing out personalities, you must have been holding the door. I don't give a toss about my post count, I just wanted to raise a smile

JohnnyNemesis
06-13-2005, 12:56 PM
Then why do you always make incredibly off topic posts like those? Surely there is a suitable thread for those?

notoriousdoc
06-13-2005, 01:05 PM
Then why do you always make incredibly off topic posts like those? Surely there is a suitable thread for those?

Neither do queefs

Endymion
06-13-2005, 01:21 PM
Neither do queefs

the queef stuff has a chain of logic leading up to it, your horridly unfunny and lame picture did not.

notoriousdoc
06-13-2005, 01:29 PM
the queef stuff has a chain of logic leading up to it, your horridly unfunny and lame picture did not.

Yeah, sorry

ninth
06-13-2005, 01:37 PM
Back to the topic at hand:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v451/penguinFITES/maria2.jpg


Oh, that is mean and cruel. You scoundrels.
<3


I don't believe it!
You're irrelevant.


I agree. Shame none of justin's friends(?) tell him to stop. This is damn right cruel and I'm pretty sure criminal because you know of her mental unstablity.
Stop being such a pussy, jeez.


i'm as moist as a snack cake.
And just as delicious.


This would've been amusing if she wasn't already unstable as it is. I really don't see the fun in making crazy people act crazier.
For that glimmering hope that they might commit the big S.

Eh, enough said.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v451/penguinFITES/maria2.jpg

Sin Studly
07-29-2005, 08:13 AM
Why did ninth stop hosting the maria pic. Tres mal!

JoY
07-29-2005, 08:18 AM
This would've been amusing if she wasn't already unstable as it is. I really don't see the fun in making crazy people act crazier.
I generally agree.

HornyPope
07-29-2005, 08:25 AM
It's amusin to an extent and i'm myself guilty of being part of the joke, but there's nothing we accomplishd here that warrants a big laugh.

Sin Studly
07-29-2005, 09:04 AM
Maria eventually stopped being in love with me (or claims she has)... after I pulled another half dozen stunts as cruel as this one. So amusing or not, I have no regrets.

killer_queen
07-29-2005, 09:14 AM
Maria eventually stopped being in love with me (or claims she has)... after I pulled another half dozen stunts as cruel as this one. So amusing or not, I have no regrets.
Was she in love with you? Sounds very sweet.

Sin Studly
07-29-2005, 09:25 AM
Terrifying is a better adjective.

arak0r
07-29-2005, 09:49 AM
Moron. If you wear the ring you turn invisible. And that has nothing to do with this, so stop raising your post count.

uh. sauron wasnt invisible..

RXP
07-29-2005, 10:20 AM
Tell 'em the story about being called up at work. That's some crazy stalker shit.

Linda
07-29-2005, 01:09 PM
Stop being pussies.




Your face would look great on the rear end of a jackass.

ninthlayer
07-29-2005, 02:27 PM
Why did ninth stop hosting the maria pic. Tres mal!
Broad shut down my photobucket, that's why.

the_GoDdEsS
10-01-2005, 07:29 AM
le ribbet.

Bumpity to honour the Pain Incorporated.

platinumpt
10-01-2005, 08:16 AM
Whoa, a lot of old threads have been bumped in the last few days.

Paint_It_Black
03-17-2006, 08:08 PM
Bump, because Maria is still insane.

Paint_It_Black
03-17-2006, 08:09 PM
See what I mean?

Sin Studly
03-17-2006, 08:09 PM
Hhahahahaha, love!