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JohnnyNemesis
06-13-2005, 04:32 PM
Man, I've been thinking about it, and I've been so mean to you. You really deserve an apology, but "I'm sorry" isn't gonna cut it this time!

Please, don't attempt to console me yet. I'm guilt-ridden and must completely unburden myself. I have to...nay, I MUST get this all of of my chest.

Rather than simply apologize, I've compiled a touching tribute to EROS. His best posts ever. I hope you all enjoy as much as I do. I will continue to update this thread with more golden EROS classics, so that we may all bask in his glory, and all repent for the sin of hurting his feelings repeatedly.

Enjoy:


Rules are like pu$$!3$ they are made to be broken!

I am talking to the 'owner of this circus' NOT to 'the clown' !

As "rodney king" said "can't we all just get alone?"

I already said 'sorry' ! stop abusing me!!

Originally Posted by killer_queen
not for now, but when i get my money i kinda like my dad but they are not very friendly people.

[TALK LIKE A MAN!]

not for now!, but when I get my money i kinda like my FATHER but they are not very friendly people.



('many of my posts possess that complexity,only the brightest can understand')

And finally, his most intelligent post, a fitting end to what will no doubt be just the beginning of this tribute:


He also forgot to put "clitoris" ,some women are proud of their big an sensitive 'clitoris' that I'm sure they woulda voted for (that).What about you ~*Adriann*~ ???

EROS, please accept my humble apologies. These quotes are concrete proof that you are much more intelligent than I ever thought.

Camilamazed
06-13-2005, 04:36 PM
I cannot stop laughing at both Rick and Eros hehe :D

Sunny
06-13-2005, 04:38 PM
Rules are like pu$$!3$ they are made to be broken!


I laughed so hard I think I just had an aneurysm.

Amanda
06-13-2005, 04:38 PM
That first one's a real masterpiece lol.

JohnnyNemesis
06-13-2005, 04:39 PM
That first one's a real masterpiece lol.

I think the first and last ones are the real winners. Gotta bring the heat and end with the fire in these tributes!

JohnnyNemesis
06-13-2005, 04:41 PM
looks like I'vefound my most fanatic fan ever "johnnie nemesis"

It's spelled JohnnyNemesis. For the love of fuck, it's RIGHT THERE EVERY SINGLE TIME I POST.

wheelchairman
06-13-2005, 04:42 PM
I'm a man Ricito, and you are like a father to me.

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-13-2005, 04:42 PM
I'd like to add another of my favourites.


when im gone, i'll say "I LEFT"

JohnnyNemesis
06-13-2005, 04:46 PM
I'm honored, Per.

And while we're adding, check out these timeless EROS classics:



OH HONEY,YOU CAN'T BE AGAINST ME!
(SPECIALLY WHEN I'M OFFLINE)


What "gordie" means ?

And how could I leave this next one out?!


3.Latinos are people who speak LATIN [ do you speak latin? ]

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-13-2005, 04:47 PM
This entire topic is pure comedy and I hope it never ends.

JohnnyNemesis
06-13-2005, 04:48 PM
EROS, stop being so mean to me!!! Here I go compiling an incredible list of your most thought-provoking and intelligent posts here as a way to apologize, and here you go adding more and more to the list! Don't you see how truly sad and sorry I am?

I just wanna make things right and don't want to embarass you in any way.

Yup. I don't want to embarass you in any way.

...


He also forgot to put "clitoris" ,some women are proud of their big an sensitive 'clitoris' that I'm sure they woulda voted for (that).What about you ~*Adriann*~ ???

JohnnyNemesis
06-13-2005, 04:53 PM
.. .


He also forgot to put "clitoris" ,some women are proud of their big an sensitive 'clitoris' that I'm sure they woulda voted for (that).What about you ~*Adriann*~ ???

Amanda
06-13-2005, 04:53 PM
Oh my God this just keeps getting better and better...

wheelchairman
06-13-2005, 04:54 PM
Here's how I see Eros.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/wheelchairman/Eros.jpg

3 posts in a row. Is that necessary? This alone tells me all I need to know and still makes me chuckle.

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-13-2005, 04:57 PM
I enjoy the way EROS puts "EROS THE GREAT" whenever he quotes himself.

JohnnyNemesis
06-13-2005, 05:04 PM
The posts are 100% unedited. But thank you for giving me your blessing as far as continuing the tribute goes. Here we go again!



You make me feel bad!



Sin Stupid Sexy Pictures ???
Get A A Real Girlfriend Idiot !!!


Hey Sin Stupid, Sexy Pictures hah!? How many do you have, docens? hundreds?
Get A Real Women, Buddy !!!



JUST POST THEM AND PROVE IT TO YOURSELF if it did or not?!
(this is not reverse psychology)
You are a god among men, EROS.

JohnnyNemesis
06-13-2005, 05:05 PM
Keep doing what you are doing dude.That will help you release all your anger all your frustation that I think I caused on you!!!

Well, I can explain. See, what you need to understand is...

...


He also forgot to put "clitoris" ,some women are proud of their big an sensitive 'clitoris' that I'm sure they woulda voted for (that).What about you ~*Adriann*~ ???

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-13-2005, 05:06 PM
This reminds me so much of Tripboy's "The Last Word" with Linda on the CO1 board.

Amanda
06-13-2005, 05:08 PM
Well at least Eros seems to be doing a good job of pretending to not be annoyed.

Latinos are people who speak LATIN [ do you speak latin? ]
I can't help it, excuse me while I laugh to death.

JohnnyNemesis
06-13-2005, 05:09 PM
Those will always hold a special place in my heart, EROS. I have printed out those posts you mentioned and taped them to my wall. I often gaze at them lovingly.


You are proving nothing Brown1eA$$hole. Youare just wasting my time.[ This is my last response to you ]

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-13-2005, 05:09 PM
GOOD.Just remember the many times I IGNORED YOU, THE MANY TIMES I DIDN'T ANSWERED YOUR QUESTIONS, the times i told you 'KEEP WAITING'FOR MY ANSWERS.

Hardcore.

Also remember the time you CAPITALISED loads of your WORDS in the hope of MAKING an ILLUSION of a SCARY POST.

Eep!

Camilamazed
06-13-2005, 05:13 PM
Your grammar mistakes are not being that funny anymore..... Change that Eros, please :D

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-13-2005, 05:15 PM
I once watched a very old and very stupid mouse walking around it's cage, hitting it's head on the bars and screeching loudly at anything that went near it.

Completely random, has no relevance to this thread.. at all. :)


whatever dude?

I'm not at all sure what you mean by your question.

punkangel
06-13-2005, 05:16 PM
Don't Worry!! Don't waste your time on explanations.Dude! You have much more important things to do.


If you have more important things to do, then why be posting?

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-13-2005, 05:19 PM
Sorry It Was Not A Question!

Why put a question mark then, shitbrick?

You do Greece no favours. Nay, you do Planet Earth no favours, if indeed Earth IS your planet of residence.

punkangel
06-13-2005, 05:20 PM
I was talking to Johnnie Nemesis!


I was just pointing that out

Camilamazed
06-13-2005, 05:20 PM
Cammie loves when Rick and Dave "are" together hehe :D

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-13-2005, 05:21 PM
Cammie loves when Rick and Dave "are" together hehe :D

We're like bread and butter. Soft, creamy, and simply delicious together.

He's so gentle. <3

Amanda
06-13-2005, 05:21 PM
Cammie loves when Rick and Dave "are" together hehe :D
Lol yeah thats always fun.

Camilamazed
06-13-2005, 05:22 PM
We're like bread and butter. Soft, creamy, and simply delicious together.

He's so gentle. <3

LMFAO

2day u iz sooooooo funnie :D

punkangel
06-13-2005, 05:22 PM
We're like bread and butter. Soft, creamy, and simply delicious together.

He's so gentle. <3


that was an awesome similie...I meant

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-13-2005, 05:22 PM
AN ERROR MAYBE! YEAH, THAT COULD BE! What do you think dudie???

Yeah.. an error.. that essentially sums up the entire persona of EROS, no?

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-13-2005, 05:26 PM
NICE HAIR TheUnholyNightbringer.What do you use;Termasilk or Herbal(oh yeah!)scense ???

I haven't heard of Termasilk. I can't use Herbal Essences, I must be allergic to something in it; it really burns my scalp. My favourite and most regular shampoo is Tresemme Blue.

Oh, wait.. was that meant to be insulting?

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-13-2005, 05:36 PM
I can almost see you; bending your arms and chasing little boys
[when you said that]

Because I wash my hair? Because I like to keep it clean? Obviously that's very gay these days.

With that philosophy I bet your hair's fucking alive by now.

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-13-2005, 05:41 PM
Only if you go with me, sweetcheeks. ;)

punkangel
06-13-2005, 05:41 PM
Freaking homo, GO TO HELL !!


oh, yes, that's the most clever comeback I've heard this evening

SkunkIt
06-13-2005, 05:43 PM
Stop making fun of Eros! He's obviously a genious! :rolleyes:

punkangel
06-13-2005, 05:44 PM
Stop making fun of Eros! He's obviously a genious! :rolleyes:


yeah, right he's a pure genius.... :rolleyes: :eek:

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-13-2005, 05:45 PM
HA HA VERY FUNNY TRYING TO DOUBLE PLAY ME,HOMO,
NO MATTER HOW NATURAL YOU ACT.I'LL STILL THINK YOU ARE GAY!!!

Broaden your mind. Come play some games with me. I'm sure I'll find something you'll like. ;)

punkangel
06-13-2005, 05:46 PM
Broaden your mind. Come play some games with me. I'm sure I'll find something you'll like. ;)


....he's tempted

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-13-2005, 05:47 PM
....he's tempted

YOU'RE tempted! :p

punkangel
06-13-2005, 05:48 PM
no, I don't play that game :p

Amanda
06-13-2005, 05:49 PM
Suddenly this is getting interesting again... :D

JohnnyNemesis
06-13-2005, 05:49 PM
I'd be tempted if I hadn't played those games so many times before.

Oh, and um... *shifty eyes*

...


He also forgot to put "clitoris" ,some women are proud of their big an sensitive 'clitoris' that I'm sure they woulda voted for (that).What about you ~*Adriann*~ ???


Latinos are people who speak LATIN [ do you speak latin? ]

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-13-2005, 05:49 PM
to grab a bat and stik it in his a$$!!


(and this is serious) but the homo is hiding behind his computer...

Nonsense! Rick, pass that lube. It's SPITROAST TIME!!

Amanda
06-13-2005, 05:50 PM
Damn, I really wish we had a poll to vote on our favorite Eros quote. :rolleyes:

punkangel
06-13-2005, 05:50 PM
Suddenly this is getting interesting again... :D


When did it ever get dull?

JohnnyNemesis
06-13-2005, 05:51 PM
Nonsense! Rick, pass that lube. It's SPITROAST TIME!!

YEA BABY LETS DO THIS THING!

One thing I find amusing is that EROS calls US homosexual, when I've already had more women in my life then he's even spoken to in his. And I'm no playapimp, I can tell ya that.

Amanda
06-13-2005, 05:52 PM
When did it ever get dull?
Sorry, is started snoozing after Ero's 100th grammar error.

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-13-2005, 05:53 PM
YEA BABY LETS DO THIS THING!

One thing I find amusing is that EROS calls US homosexual, when I've already had more women in my life then he's even spoken to in his. And I'm no playapimp, I can tell ya that.

Definitely true. But hey, we'z bored with our wimminz. Getcha'self nice and slippy - I'M GOIN' IN!

Linda
06-13-2005, 05:59 PM
You all need to get lives.

Seriously.

JohnnyNemesis
06-13-2005, 06:00 PM
If EROS was a bully to you the way he was to us, I doubt you'd say that.

punkangel
06-13-2005, 06:00 PM
Sorry, is started snoozing after Ero's 100th grammar error.


oh, well that's a really good point

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-13-2005, 06:01 PM
You all need to get lives.

Seriously.

Shush you, I'm lubing.

JohnnyNemesis
06-13-2005, 06:01 PM
Lube that mothafucka good. punkangel, get the cameras rollin'.

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-13-2005, 06:03 PM
I'll all lubed and poised, awaiting EROS's return. Ooh, that fucker's gonna get it BAAAD.

Linda
06-13-2005, 06:05 PM
If EROS was a bully to you the way he was to us, I doubt you'd say that.

Ohhhh please...You call that bullying?!?!?!?!?!
That's nothing compared to what all you guys
did to me! :rolleyes:

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-13-2005, 06:06 PM
Ohhhh please...You call that bullying?!?!?!?!?!
That's nothing compared to what all you guys
did to me! :rolleyes:

Stop being attention-seeking. No one's mentioned you for weeks, you just came back because you're upset that you're not the centre of attention anymore.

Rick, quote what I said 'cos the bitch has me on Ignore.

JohnnyNemesis
06-13-2005, 06:06 PM
Ohhhh please...You call that bullying?!?!?!?!?!
That's nothing compared to what all you guys
did to me!

I never join in the Linda bashing threads, so I hope you don't mean me. Besides, not everything is about you, Linda. This is about EROS being a prick to everyone and everyone getting their chance to retaliate.

Linda
06-13-2005, 06:11 PM
I never join in the Linda bashing threads, so I hope you don't mean me. Besides, not everything is about you, Linda. This is about EROS being a prick to everyone and everyone getting their chance to retaliate.

I never said everything was about me. I'm just saying he's not bullying you guys nearly as bad as I was bullied. Geesh, don't be so fucking touchy. You're getting just like the goddess. Besides, everyone is always saying, "it's only the internet", so why are you making such a big deal out of him fucking with you? hmmmmmm? There sure are alot of people here with double standards!

coke_a_holic
06-13-2005, 06:12 PM
You guys forgot:

Do you see how I dealt with you;

You- you r getting annoying
Me- 'i'm just replying to them' WHEN I COULDA SAID 'fuck you moron'
You- ok sorry cool...

Thats me,I never came to offend to anyone on this forum (except you know who)
Just ask GoDdEsS -I never called her names
Just ask Sixpence -the worse think i said to her was 'little girl'
Just ask Coke_a_holic -he was mean to me when defending Sin... ,but I never called him names.
etc


VOTE FOR EROS and you'll get

-UNLIMITED FAIRNESS
-TWO CHICKENS IN EVERY POT
-TWO CARS IN EVERY GARAGE
-I'LL NOT TRY TO ANNEX THIS FORUM TO THE E.U.
-I'LL NOT SEND JEWS TO CONSENTRATION CAMPS BUT ONLY TO EDUCATION CAMPS
-I'LL LEGALIZE PROSTITUTION SO SIN. AND OTHERS CAN MAKE MONEY LEGALLY.
-I'LL BUY A SIX PACK OF COKE (FOR COKE_A_H...)

Dear lord, I can't stop laughing.

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-13-2005, 06:14 PM
I never said everything was about me. I'm just saying he's not bullying you guys nearly as bad as I was bullied. Geesh, don't be so fucking touchy. You're getting just like the goddess. Besides, everyone is always saying, "it's only the internet", so why are you making such a big deal out of him fucking with you? hmmmmmm? There sure are alot of people here with double standards!

The "if you're not bothered, why are you posting?" argument never works because the person has to be bothered enough to post the question. As such, they're as bothered as the one being accused.

I explained that horribly.

Anyway, as I said.. you're just upset you're not the one being flamed. You love it really. Why else did you come back? Because no one was ripping on you. Yup. You say you're bullied all the time, but the second people stop mentioning you and go on to other people, you have to come back and start a fuss.

Face it Linda, you're old news. You're boring.

JohnnyNemesis
06-13-2005, 06:15 PM
I never said everything was about me. I'm just saying he's not bullying you guys nearly as bad as I was bullied. Geesh, don't be so fucking touchy. You're getting just like the goddess. Besides, everyone is always saying, "it's only the internet", so why are you making such a big deal out of him fucking with you? hmmmmmm? There sure are alot of people here with double standards!

No one's making a big deal out of anything. The thread was VERY OBVIOUSLY made in humor, so it can't be a big deal. I was just telling you why the thread exists.

My point was that you made the comparison to how people treat you in a thread that has nothing to do with you. No one's bashing you here, so why bring it up? I don't know how I'm "getting like the goddess", but if you think I'm going to bash you the way everyone else does, it aint gonna happen. I'm sick of you bashing them and them bashing you and I don't want anything to do with it.

Homer
06-13-2005, 06:25 PM
I'd like to add another of my favourites.

yeah, that's the best one. That's why it's in my sig.

Linda
06-13-2005, 06:25 PM
I don't know how I'm "getting like the goddess", but if you think I'm going to bash you the way everyone else does, it aint gonna happen. I'm sick of you bashing them and them bashing you and I don't want anything to do with it.

Because of the way you're getting all irritated.

BTW, you got that backwards. It should read, "I'm sick of them bashing you and you bashing them back..."

Whatever, don't care, I'm done.

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-13-2005, 06:28 PM
Linda, you leapt into this topic and started the discussion about yourself. No one had mentioned you in this topic.

Anyway, back to on topic:

Where's EROS gone? I'm not wasting this lube. Rick'll have to volunteer if he doesn't come back.

JohnnyNemesis
06-13-2005, 06:28 PM
BTW, you got that backwards. It should read, "I'm sick of them bashing you and you bashing them back..."


Same thing. It makes no difference to me who started it, because I'm sick of it either way. Leave me out of it, please. Thanks.


To get back on track:



Rules are like pu$$!3$ they are made to be broken!

coke_a_holic
06-13-2005, 06:56 PM
I still think when he tried to be mod was the funniest.


-UNLIMITED FAIRNESS
-TWO CHICKENS IN EVERY POT
-TWO CARS IN EVERY GARAGE
-I'LL NOT TRY TO ANNEX THIS FORUM TO THE E.U.
-I'LL NOT SEND JEWS TO CONSENTRATION CAMPS BUT ONLY TO EDUCATION CAMPS
-I'LL LEGALIZE PROSTITUTION SO SIN. AND OTHERS CAN MAKE MONEY LEGALLY.
-I'LL BUY A SIX PACK OF COKE (FOR COKE_A_H...)

Homer
06-13-2005, 07:02 PM
I still think when he tried to be mod was the funniest.

yeah, that was pretty funny too.

SkunkIt
06-13-2005, 08:23 PM
This thread is funny! I couldn't read the whole thing, cause my stomach hurts from laughing so much! :D

Sin Studly
06-13-2005, 09:21 PM
I'm pretty sure he is somebody elses made up account. (Sin Studly's?)

I don't love you anymore.

*sulks in the closet*

Sin Studly
06-13-2005, 10:19 PM
I suppose it would take brains to make somebody as stupid as EROS believable, but think about it. If I made EROS to get a reaction from you people, why would he be obsessed with me? I'd make him obsessed with somebody else to see their reaction. I can't exactly get a reaction from myself.

And besides, I don't make extra accounts to post from. My only accounts have been TripBoy, Amon Göth and Sin Studly.

Sin Studly
06-13-2005, 11:12 PM
I think he's just a very young, very stupid person who doesn't understand english properly.

JohnnyNemesis
06-14-2005, 12:08 AM
That's exactly it. At first I was shocked by his stupidity but made nothing of it. I wanted to give him the benfit of the doubt because of the obvious language barrier. The more he said, however, the more it became clear that this is not a barrier issue, and that he is an idiot in all languages.

Kerr
06-14-2005, 02:29 AM
Here's how I see Eros.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/wheelchairman/Eros.jpg

3 posts in a row. Is that necessary? This alone tells me all I need to know and still makes me chuckle.
Same here. Although looking at the funny things he has said, it might not stay that way, just for my pure entertainment.

Kerr
06-14-2005, 02:36 AM
HA HA VERY FUNNY TRYING TO DOUBLE PLAY ME,HOMO,
NO MATTER HOW NATURAL YOU ACT.I'LL STILL THINK YOU ARE GAY!!!

Freaking homo, GO TO HELL !!
Sunk to wishomie's level. Not good in my books.

Looking at some of the things EROS has said, his extreme stupidity made me remove him from my ignore list. I have never been so entertained in my life! :D

Kerr
06-14-2005, 02:40 AM
Oh, and EROS's awful joke "Sin Stupidly" was so bad it doesn't even deserve to be described as laughable.

However, his obsession with him was hilarious.

It is funnier when wishomie attemps to make a mockery of him though... people's replies in his threads are just gold.

lost_nvrfound
06-14-2005, 02:54 AM
i was laughing so hard as i read this... u guys are nuts... i love it!

Preecey
06-14-2005, 03:32 AM
My God, EROS is a genious! I don't think I've laughed so hard reading this as I ever have done in my entire life.

Vera
06-14-2005, 04:15 AM
The Latin one & the Pussies one are something I've shown people outside this BBS and gotten a laugh out of. ;D

Kerr
06-14-2005, 04:19 AM
The Latin one & the Pussies one are something I've shown people outside this BBS and gotten a laugh out of. ;D
Like when I told my mate about Nebraska girl punkangel coming from the ghetto. He laughed hard.

I sent my mate the link to this thread on MSN. He found that funny too.

ruroken
06-14-2005, 07:37 AM
It's spelled JohnnyNemesis. For the love of fuck, it's RIGHT THERE EVERY SINGLE TIME I POST.
I knew this was a bad idea when I saw it...

JohnnyNemesis
06-14-2005, 07:44 AM
Vera, Preecey, and Kerr, you should all be ashamed of yourselves for laughing at the almighty EROS THE GREAT! He is a god among men. Are you all proud of your big and sensitive genitalia?

ruroken
06-14-2005, 07:45 AM
HEY!!! WHAT ABOUT RtG?!?!?!?! :cool:

the_GoDdEsS
06-14-2005, 08:02 AM
Haha, what an awesome thread! My favourites were the Latino and clitoris. I just... couldn't comprehend, wasn't sure whether to laugh or despair.

And ooooooh, honourable mention by Linda. *bows down*

Paint_It_Black
08-11-2005, 02:07 PM
I no longer want to ban him. This thread needs to last forever, so I can see the magnificent things he says without actually having to read his posts.

nieh
08-11-2005, 02:58 PM
Unfortunately he hasn't really said many things worth being added to this hall of fame as of late. Before he was hilariously stupid, now he's just annoyingly stupid.

0r4ng3
08-11-2005, 03:00 PM
shut up Sin Studly!That isn't Sin Studly, nor does he sound like Sin Studly, so shut up esdyan.

JoY
08-11-2005, 03:00 PM
hahahahahahaha! Josh being Justin is the greatest thing I've read all day!

*blows EROS a kiss*

nieh
08-11-2005, 03:07 PM
shut up Sin Studly!

είστε μια ταχυδρόμηση ηλίθιων στάσεων εξετάζετε την αυτοκτονία

original_psycho
08-11-2005, 03:25 PM
Haha, this thread is awesome! Eros you used to be awesome and funny. But now you changed. I don't like you anymore.

Brines
08-11-2005, 03:27 PM
Jennie Nemmahsieze!

original_psycho
08-11-2005, 03:34 PM
You're an idiot.

TheUnholyNightbringer
08-11-2005, 05:22 PM
Man, EROS stopped being funny. I forgot how funny he used to be.

And Rick, we never did get around to that spitroast. :'(

JohnnyNemesis
08-11-2005, 06:42 PM
Yeah, the spitroast wasn't in the cards :( :(

Ever notice how when it comes to young, good-looking girls aged 13-15, EROS is really REALLY friendly no matter how much they insult him? EROS, the same guy that flipped out because I suggested an R. Kelly song to someone...the same guy who claimed that child molestation was some sort of epidemic in the US...

Also, I STILL think both HeadAroundU and Dubyasux are EROS. One or the other.

coke_a_holic
08-11-2005, 06:53 PM
Yeah, the spitroast wasn't in the cards :( :(

Ever notice how when it comes to young, good-looking girls aged 13-15, EROS is really REALLY friendly no matter how much they insult him? EROS, the same guy that flipped out because I suggested an R. Kelly song to someone...the same guy who claimed that child molestation was some sort of epidemic in the US...

Also, I STILL think both HeadAroundU and Dubyasux are EROS. One or the other.
I was the first person to make that assumption about HeadAroundU. But he kind of agreed with it. There was some argument as to EROS being Frank B or something...

Fly White Guy
08-11-2005, 07:32 PM
Damn! I wish I was in your shoes!
Watching a TIGER (someone like me) fight with a RAT (someone like simie aka the_goddess).


(I think this was too much)

I found that to be golden.

And also this,


Post here if you are a clown* and a fan of me**, Eros The Great***

*clowns, lesser humans, geeks, and "the goddess"

**also known as GOD.

***also known as EROS THE WAR MACHINE.

wheelchairman
05-05-2006, 09:09 AM
Bumpasaurus rex! (take that Mr. Treez!)

Endymion
05-05-2006, 09:27 AM
i find it so classic that eros was a little texan (probably illegal) immigrant who couldn't afford a computer so posted from the library.

it'd be sad if it wasn't so funny.

Isolated Fury
05-05-2006, 09:29 AM
Meh...It's EROS. He deserves what he gets.

the_GoDdEsS
05-05-2006, 10:07 AM
Lolz, rat. I liked the clown/circus one. It probably wasn't in this thread.

T-6005
05-05-2006, 10:15 AM
Simona will agree with me that apologizing is a bad thing.

JohnnyNemesis
05-05-2006, 01:37 PM
This shit was totally my finest hour.

All About Eve
05-05-2006, 01:43 PM
3.Latinos are people who speak LATIN [ do you speak latin? ]

I'm a Latino :(

0r4ng3
05-05-2006, 01:45 PM
He also forgot to put "clitoris" ,some women are proud of their big an sensitive 'clitoris' that I'm sure they woulda voted for (that).What about you ~*Adriann*~ ???This one should always be brought up in everyday BBS conversation. Seriously, lolz.

All About Eve
05-05-2006, 01:46 PM
Some women are proud of their big an sensitive 'clitoris'. What about you, 0r4ng3?

JohnnyNemesis
05-05-2006, 06:27 PM
He is too punx for a clitoris.

the_GoDdEsS
05-06-2006, 12:07 AM
I still don't know how anyone could have come up with that.

Oh, and:


I am talking to the 'owner of this circus' NOT to 'the clown' !