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Jojan
11-09-2004, 08:23 AM
... you downloaded a pornmovie and they played The Offspring in the background. Would you "USE" the movie?

vnzla_sh4dow
11-09-2004, 08:30 AM
sure, why not! :rolleyes:

samr
11-09-2004, 10:12 AM
like me and my old lady or something?

Tijs
11-09-2004, 11:15 AM
... you downloaded a pornmovie and they played The Offspring in the background. Would you "USE" the movie?
You're asking for advice right now aren't you?

phoenix
11-09-2004, 11:37 AM
u r strange
(no)

phoenix
11-09-2004, 11:37 AM
like me and my old lady or something?

i think ur funny

Sketch
11-09-2004, 02:59 PM
what if...

you went pee and suddenly realized, you didn't pull down your pants?

Sixpence.
11-09-2004, 03:01 PM
Well. If you go out then you'll surely catch someone's eye ;)

RonWelty
11-09-2004, 03:04 PM
i know u wanna hit that !

Sixpence.
11-09-2004, 03:05 PM
Yeah exactly!

Sketch
11-09-2004, 03:08 PM
this is fun. someone else come up with a what if...

RonWelty
11-09-2004, 03:12 PM
Yeah exactly!
eeheheheheheheh

Sketch
11-09-2004, 03:16 PM
did i miss something?

Sixpence.
11-09-2004, 03:23 PM
No actually I just replyed a "Yeah exactly"... Seems to be funny for someone :)


Well.


What if...

soles would be made out of butter?

Neuxes
11-09-2004, 03:25 PM
then i supose that you could walk on toast and butter it....

Sixpence.
11-09-2004, 03:29 PM
cool idea! *laughs*

And if your jacket would be made out of bacon you would nearly have a nice breakfast.

Neuxes
11-09-2004, 03:33 PM
Especially if you spill sauce down your front...

Sketch
11-09-2004, 03:34 PM
oh that'd be sweet. just go out wearing your bacon jacket and say i'm hungry and take a huge bite out of your jacket. mmm...sounds tasty.

what if you name was butch? that would suck

Neuxes
11-09-2004, 03:37 PM
some people would get the wrong idea....... :eek:

Neuxes
11-09-2004, 03:52 PM
What if...
you walked out the back door but forgot the door was glass...

Sixpence.
11-09-2004, 04:03 PM
I guess you'll get nice scratches all over your face ;)

Sketch
11-09-2004, 04:05 PM
what if you jumped in a pool but didnt know how to swim?

Sixpence.
11-09-2004, 04:08 PM
I'd hope that there's a Sketch in my near who can help me out there :D

Neuxes
11-09-2004, 04:15 PM
And what if there wasn't a sketch near?

well, you would drown, or fly...
prefferably fly....

Sixpence.
11-09-2004, 04:16 PM
Yeah I would drown I guess. But have you seen me here without Sketch up to now?? :p *hehe*

Neuxes
11-09-2004, 04:17 PM
But it would be fun to fly...

Sketch
11-09-2004, 04:19 PM
she wouldnt have to fly because i'd save her. jeez. although it would be cool to fly.

Sixpence.
11-09-2004, 04:19 PM
Yeah but it would also be fun to be rescued instead of drowning in that pool.

Sixpence.
11-09-2004, 04:20 PM
she wouldnt have to fly because i'd save her. jeez. although it would be cool to fly.

:D You see! He'd save me. That's a friend!
Hey Sketch maybe we can fly after you've saved me ;)

*Angel*
11-09-2004, 04:22 PM
What if you died tomarrow? :(

Sketch
11-09-2004, 04:23 PM
then no one here would ever know...i'd just be away for a long long time.

Neuxes
11-09-2004, 04:24 PM
What if....
you were the kid in the first verse of "Don't pick it up" (offspring of course)

Sixpence.
11-09-2004, 04:27 PM
I would die dramatically. Hand on the heart, praying and bye bye.

Sketch
11-09-2004, 04:28 PM
sounds graceful and dramatic, but hopefully that wont have to happen.

Sixpence.
11-09-2004, 04:30 PM
No I won't eat a doggy-doo...

Apart from that I wouldn't let you alone, Sketchy!

Sketch
11-09-2004, 04:32 PM
thanks, but you wouldnt know its doggy doo. you'd think it was a candybar remember?

Sixpence.
11-09-2004, 04:34 PM
Yeah I'm smarter then the boy from the song :) Or god would save me whatever... Or I would be so smart to go to hospital and let them exhaust my stomach...

Sketch
11-09-2004, 04:35 PM
ok what if it was rabbit poo instead of dog poo? would it still be as bad?

Sixpence.
11-09-2004, 04:36 PM
No I guess not :D

Sketch
11-09-2004, 04:38 PM
would you eat rabbit poo for $10?

Sixpence.
11-09-2004, 04:40 PM
Hey is this "I bet you will" :D
Would you do that? For what would you do that? :)

Sketch
11-09-2004, 04:41 PM
for $10 i dont know. maybe $20...

Sixpence.
11-09-2004, 04:45 PM
maybe for $15 but then with cornflakes.

Neuxes
11-09-2004, 04:52 PM
No....

very simple

Neuxes
11-09-2004, 04:55 PM
What if your computer blew up in your face?

punk_flamingo
11-10-2004, 12:34 AM
you wouldnt be able to use it :P