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billiejoe87
06-15-2005, 11:48 PM
Considering many people call it the best sitcom of all time, I think it deserves it's own thread. Post your favourite quotes and/or moments from the show in this thread. My absolute fave moment was Kramer running into Jerry's door when it was locked, thinking as usual that he could just swing it open. My fave quote was Elaine saying to Jerry "Maybe their is more to Newman than meets the eye". In which Jerry responded "No, their's less". "I just look into his eyes and I see pure evil".

Absolute classic.

Check out: http://rao.caltech.edu/seinquotes.html for a list of some of the best quotes of the show.

Duracell
06-15-2005, 11:49 PM
g g G unit

coke_a_holic
06-15-2005, 11:50 PM
g g g Get outta the car.

coke_a_holic
06-15-2005, 11:55 PM
I definitely don't. He's FAR too stupid to be real.

coke_a_holic
06-15-2005, 11:59 PM
Or one of lodat's. I think the things he types out are hilariously idiotic.

Duracell
06-16-2005, 12:01 AM
Hold up wait a minute let me put some pimpin in it.

actually guys I am a new member here, I was told about this website by the guy who is Wishomie.

coke_a_holic
06-16-2005, 12:03 AM
Well, that explains evrthin. Wishomies mah homeboi! u can chillax w/ us dawg
edit: yo ttig how cum u always gotta b fasta than me, homes?!

Duracell
06-16-2005, 12:03 AM
^ that explains a lot, playa.

Am not gay like him thou, I be strait up gangstar. He be strait up faggot.

Duracell
06-16-2005, 12:04 AM
Well, that explains evrthin. Wishomies mah homeboi! u can chillax w/ us dawg
edit: yo ttig how cum u always gotta b fasta than me, homes?!

I'll supply da ho's.

billiejoe87
06-16-2005, 12:05 AM
Fuck off and start posting stuff about the actual topic of this thread. If you wanna chat about the bullshit you are talking about at the moment go to the neverending thread.

Duracell
06-16-2005, 12:09 AM
Fuck off and start posting stuff about the actual topic of this thread. If you wanna chat about the bullshit you are talking about at the moment go to the neverending thread.

How cum you be talkin to my ho's like dat, playa?

coke_a_holic
06-16-2005, 12:11 AM
yo duracell! how comes u named afta a battery yo?

Duracell
06-16-2005, 12:12 AM
Seinfeld sucks dick. Family Guy is da most pimpinst sho on da televizzle.

Duracell
06-16-2005, 12:13 AM
yo duracell! how comes u named afta a battery yo?

Cuz there be a battery on my puter desk and I couldn't think of any names.

coke_a_holic
06-16-2005, 12:13 AM
Cuz that's how I iz nigga. I'm quick wit everythang cept pussy.
ahahaha! dam nigga! u shud do sum stand^ or sum shit man!

Duracell
06-16-2005, 12:16 AM
Cuz that's how I iz nigga. I'm quick wit everythang cept pussy.

Pussy takes time...treat it right and it might just might make you cum.

billiejoe87
06-16-2005, 12:20 AM
Please leave this thread and go somewhere else. I don't want "This thread is gay" in any of my threads.

Duracell
06-16-2005, 12:21 AM
billiejoe87 you better git used to it playa, it won't be long now befo I be runnin dis joint.

Duracell
06-16-2005, 12:21 AM
Please leave this thread and go somewhere else. I don't want "This thread is gay" in any of my threads.

put him on ignore playa put him on ignore then.

coke_a_holic
06-16-2005, 12:22 AM
Please leave this thread and go somewhere else. I don't want "This thread is gay" in any of my threads.
yo! quicho whinin, b!


rember the PM, this is priceless!

Duracell
06-16-2005, 12:26 AM
yo! quicho whinin, b!


rember the PM, this is priceless!

I be likin yo style G, if u roll wit me, one day you gonna be strait up pimpin like me. Duracell does what playa's do.

Duracell
06-16-2005, 12:30 AM
yo Duracell, kick a freestyle about this bitch, homie

My mind be strait up trippin right now homes. I can't cums up wit any ryhmes right now. That little ho Billie Joe is lucky.

coke_a_holic
06-16-2005, 12:31 AM
yo Duracell, kick a freestyle about this bitch, homie
I wanna do sum freestylin as well, dawg. itll b liek a duet or sum shit!

This fucka billie joe
he just dont no
that we be pimpin
an he be trippin
hes a total prick
no one sucks his dick
cept fo his left hand
which makes him feel bland
he aint got no chance
at no high school dance
so goes round back to cry
wait till my crew goes by
then hell just die
so, billie joe, bye bye

yeh! suck it!

billiejoe87
06-16-2005, 12:31 AM
Private message(not that I usually share them but...fuck it):

Listen you shouldn't be sharing personal messages for a start, and especially with that kind of language. Also, you do have a history of spamming people's threads. A few people have fallen victim to you with this kind of behaviour. All as im saying is go do it somewhere else.

Duracell
06-16-2005, 12:34 AM
I wanna do sum freestylin as well, dawg. itll b liek a duet or sum shit!

This fucka billie joe
he just dont no
that we be pimpin
an he be trippin
hes a total prick
no one sucks his dick
cept fo his left hand
which makes him feel bland
he aint got no chance
at no high school dance
so goes round back to cry
wait till my crew goes by
then hell just die
so, billie joe, bye bye

yeh! suck it!

Damn b, my ho's really liked that. I'll see wat I kin do bout getting u a record deal, homie. I might have to suck a few dicks but it'd be worth it to hear some of that tight shit on the radio.

billiejoe87
06-16-2005, 12:35 AM
I wanna do sum freestylin as well, dawg. itll b liek a duet or sum shit!

This fucka billie joe
he just dont no
that we be pimpin
an he be trippin
hes a total prick
no one sucks his dick
cept fo his left hand
which makes him feel bland
he aint got no chance
at no high school dance
so goes round back to cry
wait till my crew goes by
then hell just die
so, billie joe, bye bye

yeh! suck it!

That is pretty good. But i dont know why you take orders from "this thread is gay" is he your bitch or something?

Turbonegro
06-16-2005, 12:36 AM
Damn, all dis gangsta talkin' got a song stuck up in mah head, yo.

"Ain't nothin' but a G thang, baaaaabay!
Two loc'ed out G's so we're craaaaazay!
Death Row is the label that paaaaays me!"

Duracell
06-16-2005, 12:37 AM
BillieJoe you little faggot hoe
Cum on hillbillie
Can your dick do a fucking willie
You like it down south
Boy you sure do got a purty mouth.

billiejoe87
06-16-2005, 12:40 AM
BillieJoe you little faggot hoe
Cum on hillbillie
Can your dick do a fucking willie
You like it down south
Boy you sure do got a purty mouth.

Thats terrible. Whoever gives you a contract is gonna lose a lot of money.

Duracell
06-16-2005, 12:44 AM
Thats terrible. Whoever gives you a contract is gonna lose a lot of money.

I know its bad, G...I said on the page befo this I couldn't cum up wit any ryhmes. Thats allrite I pimp fo a livin.

coke_a_holic
06-16-2005, 12:46 AM
aiight homes. its gettin l8. a manz gotta sleep. c yall in the AM. duracell u betta still b here! night dawgs.

billiejoe87
06-16-2005, 04:12 AM
Well now can this thread return to what it is about? List your favourite seinfeld quotes and moments.

引出しの人
06-17-2005, 10:01 AM
Soup Nazi .

引出しの人
06-17-2005, 10:07 AM
Seinfeld is the gayest show on the planet.
Crank Yankers is. Worst, most boring show in existance.

Duracell
06-17-2005, 10:47 AM
The Family Guy is the greatest show ever created besides porn.

coke_a_holic
06-17-2005, 11:49 AM
Anyone who doesn't like Seinfeld is obviously too stupid to understand it. The show is fucking hilarious.

coke_a_holic
06-17-2005, 11:52 AM
but 'favorite ______ quotes' threads are gay.
Most definitely. 'Favorite ____' threads suck in general.

coke_a_holic
06-17-2005, 01:04 PM
I love the Frogger Machine one.

引出しの人
06-17-2005, 01:27 PM
I love the Frogger Machine one.
Yeah. That one too.

Duracell
06-17-2005, 01:44 PM
I've got Season's one and two on DVD but I don't have any favorite quotes.