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Sin Studly
06-16-2005, 07:42 AM
OH, IT'S ON, BIATCH!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y218/AmonGoth/suit.jpg

ruroken
06-16-2005, 07:43 AM
That bitch'll lose.

Sin Studly
06-16-2005, 07:49 AM
Ain't nobody can step to my pimpness. I sweat derringer bullets and piss bacardi 151, biatches!

ruroken
06-16-2005, 07:50 AM
Whoever doesn't know that is a dipshit who doesn't deserve ta live.

Mannen som blev en gris
06-16-2005, 07:53 AM
Does that painting open some sort of a secret door or something?

Sin Studly
06-16-2005, 08:07 AM
Then have him post a pimped-out picture of himself in response.

notoriousdoc
06-16-2005, 08:17 AM
Master Pip Andrews

wheelchairman
06-16-2005, 08:23 AM
Eros, you're greek. Who are you to call other people gay?

Sin Studly
06-16-2005, 08:29 AM
EROS, you don't need large colourful writing to get noticed. Your stupidity alone accomplishes that.

wheelchairman
06-16-2005, 08:32 AM
No I decided to unblock you. Johnny's Apology thread convinced me to.

Sin Studly
06-16-2005, 08:38 AM
Wishomie, I'm not the one who has to invent a girlfriend because I'm so uncomfortable with my own sexuality.

Now idiots, get out of this thread and give Duracell a chance to justify his ridiculous pimpin' dirty bio.

ruroken
06-16-2005, 08:48 AM
He lost the second this thread was thought of.

Sin Studly
06-16-2005, 08:48 AM
For the last time, I have a real girlfriend. Her name is andrea.

Heterosexual males your age don't brag about their girlfriends. Heterosexual males your age with girlfriends are ashamed of the fact that they have a girlfriend. If she's real, she's obviously a beard. I'm guessing she either doesn't know about your latent homosexuality (unlikely), or she knows and is okay with playing a beard because she has a psychological aversion to sex from some kind of past traumatic experience, and a desire to fit in and appear normal.

Duracell
06-16-2005, 09:08 AM
Hold up wait a minute let me put some pimpin in it. A pimp-off playa. Hell, b. Tell mes how the game works. g g g g G unit.

Duracell
06-16-2005, 09:11 AM
For the last time, I have a real girlfriend. Her name is andrea.

Just so everybody knows me and this playa wishomie know each other in "real" life. I supply him wit my ho's once a week. But playa quit yo lying you know you aint got any girlfriend but your moma and yo right hand.

Sin Studly
06-16-2005, 09:13 AM
Post a picture of yourself all loc'd up in your stylish pimp threads. And try to outpimp me (note ; typing in badly contrived ebonics doesn't give you any extra points)

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y218/AmonGoth/suit3-smaller.jpg

Gordie
06-16-2005, 09:14 AM
Just so everybody knows me and this playa wishomie know each other in "real" life. I supply him wit my ho's once a week. But playa quit yo lying you know you aint got any girlfriend but your moma and yo right hand.


pwnedhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v27/mandown04/background.bmp

ruroken
06-16-2005, 09:14 AM
You already won. The stupid fuck can't even try.

Duracell
06-16-2005, 09:17 AM
http://66.45.2.251/mgen/merchandiser/9733.jpg

ruroken
06-16-2005, 09:18 AM
That is so lame.

ShadowPyro
06-16-2005, 09:19 AM
Sin wins. Thats not even you Duracell.

ruroken
06-16-2005, 09:21 AM
That makes it even more pathetic...

killer_queen
06-16-2005, 09:21 AM
how are you gonna decide who wins the challenge? in fact it's obvious but...

Duracell
06-16-2005, 09:24 AM
That is so lame.

You know what gonna be lame homie is when I get wishomie to stick his tiny dick up yo ass, playa.

ruroken
06-16-2005, 09:25 AM
You know what gonna be lame homie is when I get wishomie to stick his tiny dick up yo ass, playa.
He's too weak to do such a thing. Also, you just called your friend gay. How very ironic...

Sin Studly
06-16-2005, 09:27 AM
Sin Studly wins. Everybody can now rest assured that Duracell is an ugly 14-year old loser whose never been laid in his life and probably never will, just like they first assumed.

The world is safe once again.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y218/AmonGoth/jus_0044.jpg

One last pic for all tha hoes out there.

ruroken
06-16-2005, 09:28 AM
Well, unless he meets wishomie. But that doesn't count...

Duracell
06-16-2005, 09:30 AM
Sin Studly wins. Everybody can now rest assured that Duracell is an ugly 14-year old loser whose never been laid in his life and probably never will, just like they first assumed.

The world is safe once again.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y218/AmonGoth/jus_0044.jpg

One last pic for all tha hoes out there.

Hold up playa, good fo u you won but I aint 14 (much older) and I've been laid before, b. So you were threatened by ole Duracell, were you.

Mota Boy
06-16-2005, 09:32 AM
I aint 14 (much older)
You really shouldn't've admitted to that.

Duracell
06-16-2005, 09:34 AM
You really shouldn't've admitted to that.
Y's dat playa.

Duracell
06-16-2005, 09:35 AM
family members don't count, buddy.

Thats it, no mo ho's fo you. Back to your moma and that right hand of yours.

Duracell
06-16-2005, 09:38 AM
I guess this dude wanted that someone else say "sin studly wins" ???
what do you think ???

I guess so, but I really don't give a shit that I lost. I don't take pictures of myself through a fucking mirror like that queer does.

Sin Studly
06-16-2005, 09:40 AM
Duracell, how many other pimps do you know that have argued online that they "have so been laid before!"?

Duracell
06-16-2005, 09:44 AM
Duracell, how many other pimps do you know that have argued online that they "have so been laid before!"?
g g g G unite. Go suck on yo moma's pussy some mo playa.

Mota Boy
06-16-2005, 09:46 AM
Alright, this has to be a gimmick account.

Duracell
06-16-2005, 09:48 AM
Alright, this has to be a gimmick account.

Actually playa, I am new here I just created an account last night. This is my first username here.

Duracell
06-16-2005, 09:53 AM
THEN LET ME TELL YOU; welcome to this site,post whatever you want,just don't spam us in revenge to some 'idiots' .again welcome!

Thanks, b.

Sin Studly
06-16-2005, 09:58 AM
just don't spam us in revenge to some 'idiots'

You mean like you did?

JohnnyNemesis
06-16-2005, 11:36 AM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y41/JohnnyNemesis/PimpGobleet.jpg

I think Sin Studly owns one of these. Ya can't be PIMP without one.

One time I was sippin' my Hennessy outta one of those, and punkangel tried to sneak in a sip. I backsmacked, dropkicked, and bitchslapped that ho halfway across the room.

Then I made her wash the blood off of my Gator boots.

Pee-yimp!

coke_a_holic
06-16-2005, 12:08 PM
No she wouldn't. We'd all just laugh at you.

JohnnyNemesis
06-16-2005, 12:08 PM
Like I told you elsewhere, goddamn that new avatar rules.

coke_a_holic
06-16-2005, 12:10 PM
Thanks! I love it, as well. Flash is so much fun to mess with. Originally I was going to take a picture of myself holding coke then drinking it, and use flash to make it loop. But then I decided to make some cartoon version of myself, I'm quite proud of it.

Duracell
06-16-2005, 12:13 PM
Like I told you elsewhere, goddamn that new avatar rules.

I got a question about the avatars, every time I try to up load one this cums up: POST requests from foreign hosts are not allowed. Does anybody know what dat means.

Ohfunny
06-16-2005, 12:54 PM
has anyone won the pimpin fight yet?

ruroken
06-16-2005, 12:55 PM
Sin Studley. How ignorant are you, Toby?

Sin Studly
06-16-2005, 07:53 PM
I keep a shotflask of Remy in the detachable head of my pimp-cane, a shotflask of Henny in the detatchable head of my pimp-piece, and a shotflask of Black Absinthe in the detatchable head of my pimp-flask of Bacardi 151. Pimp-ed out!

JohnnyNemesis
06-16-2005, 08:14 PM
I keep a shotflask of Remy in the detachable head of my pimp-cane, a shotflask of Henny in the detatchable head of my pimp-piece, and a shotflask of Black Absinthe in the detatchable head of my pimp-flask of Bacardi 151. Pimp-ed out!

Goddamn, homes! You'z a troo pee-yimp. I rock the leopard print fuzzy hat and boots myself.

No pimp-cane for me, as I enjoy punishing my hoes with 100% skee-yin.

Sin Studly
06-16-2005, 08:16 PM
I jus use the pimpcane fo' struttin my shit out on the street. When it comes to disciplening them hoes I use the cord from the telephone or I rip off some sucka foo's car ariel.

JohnnyNemesis
06-16-2005, 08:23 PM
Good call, homes. One time I had ta handle dis bitch wit her own weave. Pulled that shit right out and got ta chokin'. Then she tells me she can't get back on the track cause her throat hurt n shit. Like I wanna hear that shit? I tell ya, it aint easy.

coke_a_holic
06-16-2005, 08:25 PM
except that nose is about 4 times undersized for a jew. Who are you kidding?
Remember? You crushed my Jewish pride way back when.

EDIT: Here's a refresher:




Hey, hey jew kid hey, I bet like, that when you come home, like, ibet you like.... um... save all your money cuz like, you love it and like you save it and then never spend it until you like have enough money till you have a pile so that you like fill up a blow up doll with dollars, and then you like fuck it so you can fuck money. Yeah you jew.


Noooo! My Jewish pride! RUINED!!!11

Sin Studly
06-16-2005, 08:25 PM
But it's neccessary, nigguh.

Trade you another paddy chick for another of yo spics?

JohnnyNemesis
06-16-2005, 08:27 PM
Word up, good deal. I'll hand over the spiciest one I got (FIRE LIKE CAYENNE, sucka) if your chick can deliver.

Sin Studly
06-16-2005, 08:35 PM
You know white chocolate always gives good head, holmes!

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
07-23-2005, 02:24 PM
You're not a pimp, fool. Sin Studly, you're a fuckin' fag. Don't be hatin'.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
07-23-2005, 02:26 PM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y41/JohnnyNemesis/PimpGobleet.jpg

I think Sin Studly owns one of these. Ya can't be PIMP without one.

One time I was sippin' my Hennessy outta one of those, and punkangel tried to sneak in a sip. I backsmacked, dropkicked, and bitchslapped that ho halfway across the room.

Then I made her wash the blood off of my Gator boots.

Pee-yimp!

Mine's more pimp', click' on my motherfuckin' hizzouse' sig, fool'.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
07-23-2005, 04:11 PM
If i was in this pimp fight ill totally win, me in my knight amour and the hoes be ALL over me

Begone, you poser.

Duracell
07-23-2005, 04:45 PM
If i was in this pimp fight ill totally win, me in my knight amour and the hoes be ALL over me

Fuck dat. Your buddy Noodles II wanted me to add you to tha crew. But I don't know.

ruroken
07-23-2005, 04:55 PM
Nigga no. That muthafucka aint worth the piss stain on my carpet.

Duracell
07-23-2005, 08:11 PM
Nigga no. That muthafucka aint worth the piss stain on my carpet.
Don't worry I wasn't planning on it.

Sin Studly
07-23-2005, 10:15 PM
Duracell, I'm still waiting for you to post a slightly pimpin picture of yourself. Something that can at least try to compete with my faux-fur and Calibre pinstripes, silver crevattes, top hats, frameless pink sunglasses and velvet cummerbunds.

And we won't even mention the fact that women actually want me, wheras you're a virgin pariah.

SicN Twisted
07-23-2005, 10:36 PM
You're lucky I don't have a web cam. The cain makes you look more like a derranged cripple then a pimp, by the way.

Sin Studly
07-23-2005, 11:03 PM
I have solid gold hip joints. Even my prosthetics are totally bling.

kickass0987654321
07-24-2005, 01:00 AM
I agree with EROS that guy in the picture is almost as ugly as my asshole.

Sin Studly
07-24-2005, 02:55 AM
I agree with EROS...

I've never seen somebody nullify a statement of opinion so deftly before.

I Am The Cookie Monster
07-24-2005, 02:57 AM
This is a tough competition. Im afraid I might get my face pimped off so Im gonna get out.

bluefudge
07-24-2005, 03:05 AM
still bored