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Duracell
06-16-2005, 10:15 AM
Anybody? :D

Isolated Fury
06-16-2005, 10:16 AM
No


.......

Mr. Noodles
06-16-2005, 10:16 AM
Anybody? :D
Do your opinion on me.
Damn, how many threads of these are there?

Duracell
06-16-2005, 10:17 AM
No


.......

Good get the fuck outa here before I get my ho's to stick dildos up yo ass.

Duracell
06-16-2005, 10:18 AM
Do your opinion on me.
Damn, how many threads of these are there?

Your a pimp'd out playa who gets all the pussy you want.

punkangel
06-16-2005, 10:18 AM
do me!
okay, that didn't sound right at all

Isolated Fury
06-16-2005, 10:19 AM
Good get the fuck outa here before I get my ho's to stick dildos up yo ass.

Good...good...

Now next time, take the cock out of your mouth before you try speaking.

Isolated Fury
06-16-2005, 10:20 AM
/\she's weird

Uhh......?

Preecey
06-16-2005, 10:21 AM
Yeah, that is a bit rich, coming from EROS.

punkangel
06-16-2005, 10:21 AM
Uhh......?


don't worry, he was late..he was directing it towards me

Duracell
06-16-2005, 10:21 AM
do me!
Oh I'd like to if your avatar is a real pic of you. Punkangel is gonna make some lucky pimp a lota money someday.

punkangel
06-16-2005, 10:23 AM
Oh I'd like to if your avatar is a real pic of you. Punkangel is gonna make some lucky pimp a lota money someday.


first of all, yes that is me...and that's a good opinion..if I wanted to be someone's ho

Duracell
06-16-2005, 10:23 AM
Good...good...

Now next time, take the cock out of your mouth before you try speaking.
At least I get some, you can only wish to have a cock in yo mouth, b.

Isolated Fury
06-16-2005, 10:26 AM
...come on Isolated Fury !
where is the [THANK YOU EROS FOR READING MY POST,MAN!,NO ONE HAS READ AND REPLIED TO MY POSTS FOR DAYS.THANK YOU,THANK YOU! ]

I must have misplaced it...

Preecey
06-16-2005, 10:26 AM
...come on Isolated Fury !
where is the [THANK YOU EROS FOR READING MY POST,MAN!,NO ONE HAS READ AND REPLIED TO MY POSTS FOR DAYS.THANK YOU,THANK YOU! ]
Ha ha, I put that in my sig.

punkangel
06-16-2005, 10:27 AM
Good...good...

Now next time, take the cock out of your mouth before you try speaking.


oOoOoOoO...BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN!

coke_a_holic
06-16-2005, 10:29 AM
first of all, yes that is me...and that's a good opinion..if I wanted to be someone's ho
That's the only career option for a woman in a town like yours, get used to it. Unless you want to be the bitch that waves the flags during street races.

punkangel
06-16-2005, 10:30 AM
That's the only career option for a woman in a town like yours, get used to it. Unless you want to be the bitch that waves the flags during street races.


Dude, I'm moving in two years anyway so it doesn't matter

coke_a_holic
06-16-2005, 10:31 AM
Two years is a long time. Where are you moving, the tough streets of Oklahoma?

Duracell
06-16-2005, 10:33 AM
Unless you want to be the bitch that waves the flags during street races.

That isn't that bad of a career, but not nearly as good as being a ho.

Sin Studly
06-16-2005, 10:33 AM
oppinion

Stop making profiles, wishomie.

Duracell
06-16-2005, 10:34 AM
please tell me your pimpin oppinion of me

Your a perverted, masterbating aholic, he likes to lie about having a girlfriend.

Duracell
06-16-2005, 10:35 AM
Stop making profiles, wishomie.
??What?? I am not wishomie.

punkangel
06-16-2005, 10:36 AM
Two years is a long time. Where are you moving, the tough streets of Oklahoma?


no, we have narrowed it down to
Seattle, Washington
Rome, New York
Pensacola, Florida

Sin Studly
06-16-2005, 10:37 AM
You somehow both constantly spell opinion the same incorrect way?

coke_a_holic
06-16-2005, 10:38 AM
Pensacola is where the real gangsters hang out. It makes Papillion look like Chuck E. Cheese.

Duracell
06-16-2005, 10:38 AM
no, we have narrowed it down to
Seattle, Washington
Rome, New York
Pensacola, Florida

Cum to New York and you can be my ho.....when your not at school.

punkangel
06-16-2005, 10:39 AM
Stop making profiles, wishomie.


yeah, wishomie's online at the same time as Duracell is

Duracell
06-16-2005, 10:39 AM
You somehow both constantly spell opinion the same incorrect way?

Well send me a fucking dictionary and i'll spell it write.

punkangel
06-16-2005, 10:40 AM
Cum to New York and you can be my ho.....when your not at school.


um, I'll think about it

Duracell
06-16-2005, 10:41 AM
yeah, wishomie's online at the same time as Duracell is

I am not wishomie. Check our IP adresses. Were not the same person.

Duracell
06-16-2005, 10:42 AM
and you like to lie about being a pimp.

Dude just cuz you saw Andrea at school doesn't mean she's yo girlfriend fool.

Sin Studly
06-16-2005, 10:48 AM
We know admin5 is you as well. Stop being a retard.

Duracell
06-16-2005, 10:50 AM
We know admin5 is you as well. Stop being a retard.

I just don't give a fuck any more. If you wanna believe I'm him go ahead, but im not playa. How do I know your not one of his accounts?

coke_a_holic
06-16-2005, 10:51 AM
Because he has an IQ over 85.

Duracell
06-16-2005, 10:55 AM
I don't want to be associated with wishomie, I do know him in "real" life but we aren't the same person.

Jack the Tripper
06-16-2005, 10:55 AM
What about me?

Duracell
06-16-2005, 10:56 AM
What about me?

You's a playa that all the laidies flock to.

Jack the Tripper
06-16-2005, 10:58 AM
um... sure, ok.

Duracell
06-16-2005, 11:00 AM
um... sure, ok.

Well how the fuck would I know I just became a member last night, so I hardley know anyboy here, yet.

Preecey
06-16-2005, 11:04 AM
Well how the fuck would I know I just became a member last night, so I hardley know anyboy here, yet.
So why did you make an opinion thread?

Duracell
06-16-2005, 11:05 AM
Ayight, playa to playa
pimp to pimp
from the tree leged man,
to you wit da ghetto limp

Wat you think of me, fool?

Hells, b. You roll like Tony Montana. Strait up gangsta, yo.

Duracell
06-16-2005, 11:06 AM
So why did you make an opinion thread?

good question, playa. I don't know I just seen like a whole bunch of other ones so I thought like making one, G.

Sin Studly
06-16-2005, 07:58 PM
I just don't give a fuck any more. If you wanna believe I'm him go ahead, but im not playa. How do I know your not one of his accounts?


i have wit, charm and intellect, qualities he's incapable of understanding, let alone faking. And I've been here 5 years longer than him. And I know how to spell opinion.

Duracell
06-16-2005, 08:01 PM
i have wit, charm and intellect, qualities he's incapable of understanding, let alone faking. And I've been here 5 years longer than him. And I know how to spell opinion.

Alright.......I'm still not him. I don't really have any proof but I guess you could look through all my posts and see if there are any similarities to his.

That Punk Kid You Love
06-16-2005, 08:06 PM
Opinionate me playa.

Duracell
06-16-2005, 08:07 PM
I've noticed idiocy, poor grammer, and a wish to be blacker in both.

Like I've said before This is my first account here ever. I've never been anybody else. I do know the guy who is wishomie, he told me about this message board.

Duracell
06-16-2005, 08:09 PM
Opinionate me playa.

Hells kid you on da verge of being a big time playa in yo life. If you keep it up all da ladies gonna want to sleep at yo place.

0r4ng3
06-16-2005, 08:10 PM
Anybody? :D
No, I'm still recovering from the last opinion given to me.

Sin Studly
06-16-2005, 08:11 PM
So Duracell, tell us about the fundamentals of pimping. How do you turn a bitch out onto the game? What's your method?

That Punk Kid You Love
06-16-2005, 08:12 PM
Hells kid you on da verge of being a big time playa in yo life. If you keep it up all da ladies gonna want to sleep at yo place.



They already do.

Duracell
06-16-2005, 08:17 PM
So Duracell, tell us about the fundamentals of pimping. How do you turn a bitch out onto the game? What's your method?

Well see my ho's get paid good so other ho's hear bout the good pay and wanta work for me, playa. So I just send them off to find work and when they be done I's collect the green. Easy as dat.

Sin Studly
06-16-2005, 08:20 PM
And how do you turn a bitch out in the first place?

JohnnyNemesis
06-16-2005, 08:20 PM
138 posts in less than a day.
Fucking hell, that makes ME sad.

0r4ng3
06-16-2005, 08:21 PM
138 posts in less than a day.
Fucking hell, that makes ME sad.
What was ruroken's number of posts in the first day? Did Duracell beat the record?

Sin Studly
06-16-2005, 08:22 PM
Add that to his wishomie posts and administrator 5 posts and so on.

By the way, Johnny, although it was painfully obvious from the beginning that this kid isn't a pimp, don't you like how painfully obvious it is now that he's never met a pimp and has no fucking clue what they do, except stand around in stupid clothes slanging ebonics to each other and collecting they green?

Duracell
06-16-2005, 08:23 PM
What was ruroken's number of posts in the first day? Did Duracell beat the record?

Yea what was the record....I wanna break dat bitch.

0r4ng3
06-16-2005, 08:24 PM
Yea what was the record....I wanna break dat bitch.
You would probably be more well liked if you didn't try.

Better yet, if you left and never came back, people would like you more.

Duracell
06-16-2005, 08:24 PM
Add that to his wishomie posts and administrator 5 posts and so on.

By the way, Johnny, although it was painfully obvious from the beginning that this kid isn't a pimp, don't you like how painfully obvious it is now that he's never met a pimp and has no fucking clue what they do, except stand around in stupid clothes slanging ebonics to each other and collecting they green?

Dude why do you have to keep bringing him up. I am not wishomie. For the last FUCKING time.

JohnnyNemesis
06-16-2005, 08:24 PM
Indeed, Studly. It'd be interesting if he were to act like some of the real life pimps I've seen offering their business to passersby. He'd be a fat, greasy Italian with a plaid shirt and heavy chains in that case.

Duracell
06-16-2005, 08:28 PM
Seriously guys why would a fuckin pimp be on a Offspring message board.

Sin Studly
06-16-2005, 08:28 PM
Or a blonde "little boy lost" that most people think is a raging faggot until he brings out the mournful "something broken in my heart" eyes and all the ladies swoon for him and would do anything for him and decide that all this little boy needs is a good woman to "save" him...

0r4ng3
06-16-2005, 08:30 PM
Seriously guys why would a fuckin pimp be on a Offspring message board.
I don't know, why don't you tell us?

JohnnyNemesis
06-16-2005, 08:30 PM
Haha, yeah, the nice guys finish last thing works like a charm sometimes.

Which reminds me, Justin. Do you use condoms or the pill?

Sin Studly
06-16-2005, 08:31 PM
Seriously guys why would a fuckin pimp be on a Offspring message board.

Why would a fuckin moron think it's exciting to pretend to be a pimp over the internet? Because he can't face the dreary reality of his actual life. Because he wants to fantasise about what it might be like to not be a virgin? Because he's pathetic and lame to the core?

Camilamazed
06-16-2005, 08:32 PM
Please :D

Crappy 10 character thing

Sin Studly
06-16-2005, 08:32 PM
Which reminds me, Justin. Do you use condoms or the pill?

Abortion clinics.

Duracell
06-16-2005, 08:33 PM
I don't know, why don't you tell us?
Cuz I thought it'd be funny.

coke_a_holic
06-16-2005, 08:34 PM
Abortion clinics.
A favorite of many!

Duracell
06-16-2005, 08:36 PM
Why would a fuckin moron think it's exciting to pretend to be a pimp over the internet? Because he can't face the dreary reality of his actual life. Because he wants to fantasise about what it might be like to not be a virgin? Because he's pathetic and lame to the core?

All I got to say to that is LOL. All this hatred towards me when I'm not even the person (wishomie) that you think I am.

Sin Studly
06-16-2005, 08:38 PM
If you're not wishomie you're still a moron. Now drop the pimp act, it's only funny when me and Ricky do it. Cause like, we're real pimps. From the ghetto.

Duracell
06-16-2005, 08:41 PM
If you're not wishomie you're still a moron. Now drop the pimp act, it's only funny when me and Ricky do it. Cause like, we're real pimps. From the ghetto.

Alright I will drop the pimp act if you will believe me that I'm not wishomie. Seriously I don't want people to think I'm him cause I've seen some of the shit he posts and I'm not that idiotic.

coke_a_holic
06-16-2005, 08:43 PM
I beg to differ.

Duracell
06-16-2005, 08:43 PM
No, because you abuse ebonics so terribly any ebony colored person would naturally fuck you up. Because you're a virgin who's probably never won a fight or used a weapon against someone, yet you say you're a pimp.

Dude it was an act. I live in Wisconsin not anywhere near pimps or violence (except in Milwaukee).

Sin Studly
06-16-2005, 08:46 PM
and I'm not that idiotic.

Prove it. We know wishomie can't fake intelligence. Prove yourself to be smart, and you've proven yourself to not be wishomie. If you can't prove you're not a fucking moron, what does it matter if we think you're wishomie or a different fucking moron?

Duracell
06-16-2005, 08:49 PM
Prove it. We know wishomie can't fake intelligence. Prove yourself to be smart, and you've proven yourself to not be wishomie. If you can't prove you're not a fucking moron, what does it matter if we think you're wishomie or a different fucking moron?
Alright I'll prove it. But I don't know how you want me to.

Btw I've completly lost the pimp gimmick, check out my real profile.

Sin Studly
06-16-2005, 08:52 PM
Is that really you, or is this like, a lame moron gimmick?

Duracell
06-16-2005, 08:55 PM
Is that really you, or is this like, a lame moron gimmick?

What the pimp?, I'm as white as people come.If your talkin bout my profile, you can go fuck yourself.

Sin Studly
06-16-2005, 08:59 PM
I was just asking. I thought your new profile was a joke too, pretending to be a lame punk-emo student moron.

Duracell
06-16-2005, 09:00 PM
I was just asking. I thought your new profile was a joke too, pretending to be a lame punk-emo student moron.

No thats actually me.

Dr. Hotdog
06-16-2005, 09:14 PM
I hate you, Duracell

lost_nvrfound
06-16-2005, 10:27 PM
No thats actually me.
you're certainly a much more tolerable person now that you've dropped that act. you were really gettin on my nerves yesterday.

coke_a_holic
06-16-2005, 10:45 PM
I found it hilarious. I was hoping he'd say enough idiotic things that I could make an EROS-esque tribute thread.

lost_nvrfound
06-16-2005, 10:52 PM
when people talk like that constantly it get on my nerves. like i can't stand people who just talk that way. slang is one thing, but thats a completely different level. its one of my pet peeves. i don't have many though.

EDIT: it doesn't bother me when people are just joking around for a couple posts or so.

neocon58
06-16-2005, 10:56 PM
At least I get some, you can only wish to have a cock in yo mouth, b.


Daddy's cock dosen't count, sorry.

Duracell
06-17-2005, 07:43 AM
I found it hilarious. I was hoping he'd say enough idiotic things that I could make an EROS-esque tribute thread.

Son of a bitch,now I'm going to miss out on that. Well I guess if I can eventually earn your guy's respect then I might bring the pimp gimmick back.

Human
10-17-2005, 06:27 PM
And me ?

That_Guy91
10-17-2005, 06:29 PM
MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Sorry, thought i would use the SEARCH BUTTON
what the hell did you search for?

bd007h
10-17-2005, 06:31 PM
Duracell, what do you think of me?

Duracell
10-17-2005, 07:25 PM
MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Sorry, thought i would use the SEARCH BUTTON

Playa', you can be quite annoying. But you were part of Duracell's Pimp Crew, so ya pretty fly. Your sig is very blane and way to long. Maybe add sum colur ta pimp it up.

Duracell
10-17-2005, 07:28 PM
And me ?

Boo, you have tha same B-Day as me, so dats tight. I thought you were really annoying as kickass but ya seem ta be a lot betta now. Oh yeah and tha whole CaN't RePeat thing was funny, fo' me atleast.

Human
10-17-2005, 07:29 PM
Boo, you have tha same B-Day as me, so dats tight. I thought you were really annoying as kickass but ya seem ta be a lot betta now. Oh yeah and tha whole CaN't RePeat thing was funny, fo' me atleast.
Funny for me too. You seemed to be annoying afew weeks ago.

Duracell
10-17-2005, 07:32 PM
Duracell, what do you think of me?

Well you have really annoyed the shit outta me in tha past, to tha point that I almost had ta pull my pimp and out, to slap tha shit outta ya (when you were trying to say I was those spammers that I wasn't). But now I think you be straight up thugging and you've had some otha flashes of being cool in the past too.

Duracell
10-17-2005, 07:35 PM
Funny for me too. You seemed to be annoying afew weeks ago.

Oh yeah and you always wanting to see my pictures scares me.

Human
10-17-2005, 07:36 PM
Oh yeah and you always wanting to see my pictures scares me.
exactly what i was shooting for.

Woman Voter 2005
10-17-2005, 07:40 PM
What do you think of me, Duracell. Or just women in general?

Duracell
10-17-2005, 07:40 PM
exactly what i was shooting for.

well Guess what! I've got some new pics, I'll be posting in a little bit.

Human
10-17-2005, 07:41 PM
well Guess what! I've got some new pics, I'll be posting in a little bit.
Yayayayayayayayayayayayayayayay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Duracell
10-17-2005, 07:43 PM
What do you think of me, Duracell. Or just women in general?

I have no Idea who tha fuck you ar. But women in general, women are sexy, they are fun to hang out with. Good for making porn. Fun to masturbate to.

Human
10-17-2005, 07:44 PM
I have no Idea who tha fuck you ar. But women in general, women are sexy, they are fun to hang out with. Good for making porn. Fun to masturbate to.
Dude, he's a troll.

Duracell
10-17-2005, 07:47 PM
Dude, he's a troll.

I realized dat but Duracell doesn't turn anybody away.

Human
10-17-2005, 07:48 PM
I realized dat but Duracell doesn't turn anybody away.
Yeah, okay, whatever. Do what you please.

Drummerguy123
10-17-2005, 07:54 PM
oh what the hell, try me.

Duracell
10-17-2005, 08:01 PM
oh what the hell, try me.

well playa' you are a little too obsessed wit beating yo' drum, I mean come on there more things to do in life other than masturbating :D . Anyways your not that bad of a person, and I don't mind reading yo' posts.

barangatang
10-17-2005, 08:02 PM
Whats your opinion of me?

Drummerguy123
10-17-2005, 08:03 PM
well playa' you are a little too obsessed wit beating yo' drum, I mean come on there more things to do in life other than masturbating :D . Anyways your not that bad of a person, and I don't mind reading yo' posts.

sweeeeeeeeeet. I guess.

Offspring7
10-17-2005, 08:16 PM
i'm curious...whats your opinion of me?

bd007h
10-17-2005, 08:24 PM
Well you have really annoyed the shit outta me in tha past, to tha point that I almost had ta pull my pimp and out, to slap tha shit outta ya (when you were trying to say I was those spammers that I wasn't). But now I think you be straight up thugging and you've had some otha flashes of being cool in the past too.

my opinion of you is getting better too. I'm pretty sure those spammers were either Lodat or Ichoose90

Duracell
10-17-2005, 10:10 PM
sorry about not replying to all of you yet, I will on tuesday, fo' sho. Now everybody git crunk. I gotta git ta bed. I have to git up fo' skool soon.

Drummerguy123
10-17-2005, 10:29 PM
sorry about not replying to all of you yet, I will on tuesday, fo' sho. Now everybody git crunk. I gotta git ta bed. I have to git up fo' skool soon.

heehee. My drumline has a cadence called "get crunk". It's my favorite one we have.



^retarded moment of the day

kami_mathieu
10-18-2005, 03:57 AM
and what does the mighty duracell think of me?

the_offsprings_monkey
10-18-2005, 03:59 AM
Me Me........................

Duracell
10-18-2005, 07:54 AM
barangatang, Offspring7, kami_mathieu, the_offsprings_monkey. I will be getting to you people later today!

Offspring7
10-18-2005, 01:04 PM
how late? because i have a date

bd007h
10-18-2005, 01:09 PM
congrats on the date, Tiphani. Have fun :)

Duracell
10-18-2005, 03:02 PM
how late? because i have a date

ok, Offspring7

Ho, I really haven't had any problems wit u, ya' look mutha fuckin hot in a bikini. Um yeah I can't think of anything else ta say.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-18-2005, 03:02 PM
how late? because i have a date
You........have a...date....LMFAO..unless you really do then im sorry.

Duracell
10-18-2005, 03:03 PM
barangatang, kami_mathieu, the_offsprings_monkey. yous bitchez up next.

Offspring7
10-18-2005, 03:04 PM
You........have a...date....LMFAO..unless you really do then im sorry.

haha...i'm actually not kidding. he was just here but he had to leave at 6. we had some fun. and to duracell...thanks for that sort of compliment.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-18-2005, 03:06 PM
barangatang, kami_mathieu, the_offsprings_monkey. yous bitchez up next.
Respect G


haha...i'm actually not kidding. he was just here but he had to leave at 6. we had some fun. and to duracell...thanks for that sort of compliment.
WIKID well he is a lucky guy den ain't he.

Duracell
10-18-2005, 07:34 PM
barangatang, kami_mathieu, the_offsprings_monkey. I haven't forgoten you. I'm still just cumming up wit my opinion of u thugs.

platinumpt
10-18-2005, 07:51 PM
Humm. how about me? Any chances for CJ da pimp?

Man Parts
10-18-2005, 07:57 PM
do me! do me! it sounds wrong i know but do me! do me good!

barangatang
10-18-2005, 07:59 PM
barangatang, kami_mathieu, the_offsprings_monkey. I haven't forgoten you. I'm still just cumming up wit my opinion of u thugs.

Don't worry, I thought you did though.