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Sirotilc
06-17-2005, 05:55 PM
Do you consider it morally wrong?

coke_a_holic
06-17-2005, 05:56 PM
How many times did your uncle put his penis in you?

Noodles is gay
06-17-2005, 05:57 PM
sure do.

Ah...the lovely story of Oedipus :D

Well Hung Irishman
06-17-2005, 06:00 PM
Yes. If you read the Bible, you'll see its a horrible sin.

coke_a_holic
06-17-2005, 06:01 PM
sure do.

Ah...the lovely story of Oedipus :D
That story also came to my mind when I read the title.

Noodles is gay
06-17-2005, 06:04 PM
^ yup - I wondered if I was the only one.


Yes. If you read the Bible, you'll see its a horrible sin.

I'm so gonna call you 'gay-ass-bible-dude' from now on. :cool:


EDIT: in fact, I'm just gonna call you 'twat' instead.

0r4ng3
06-17-2005, 06:05 PM
That story also came to my mind when I read the title.
I thought of it too. Sounds kinda redundant now, doesn't it?

Noodles is gay
06-17-2005, 06:09 PM
Gotta love those Greeks with their gods. :p And all their groovy stories.

Well Hung Irishman
06-17-2005, 06:10 PM
ooooooh, twat. That's so offending. You've scarred me for life.

Dumbass brit. I guess ur not religeos? 2 bad. Have fun in hell.

coke_a_holic
06-17-2005, 06:12 PM
ooooooh, twat. That's so offending. You've scarred me for life.

Dumbass brit. I guess ur not religeos? 2 bad. Have fun in hell.

She's not the one who says "2 bad." Better think twice before letting those fingers touch the keyboard.

Noodles is gay
06-17-2005, 06:14 PM
I don't say 'ur' either. :rolleyes:


ooooooh, twat. That's so offending. You've scarred me for life.

Dumbass brit. I guess ur not religeos? 2 bad. Have fun in hell.

Surely if I'm not religious then I won't believe in Hell and, hence, cannot go there because it doesn't exist?

Twat wasn't supposed to be particularly offensive.

The Romans should have sent more Christians to fight in the amphitheatres; crucifixion would have worked too but alas no. Damn them.

Well Hung Irishman
06-17-2005, 06:15 PM
Atleast I'm not addicted to cocaine!

coke_a_holic
06-17-2005, 06:15 PM
What does religeos mean?


Atleast I'm not addicted to cocaine!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Noodles is gay
06-17-2005, 06:17 PM
Who told you about that? I'm not addicted - I just like a bit of the old charley occasionally.

Anywho, surely you'll go to hell for being such an utter twat? ANd for threatening your fellow man?

coke_a_holic
06-17-2005, 06:17 PM
Who told you about that? I'm not addicted - I just like a bit of the old charley occasionally.

Anywho, surely you'll go to hell for being such an utter twat? ANd for threatening your fellow man?
I believe he meant me. The "coke" a holic.

Well Hung Irishman
06-17-2005, 06:18 PM
What does religeos mean?


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
It means u have a religeon. But seein how u r addicted to cocaine, ur probly to dumb to know.

Well Hung Irishman
06-17-2005, 06:21 PM
u ever give oral sdex for coke?

Noodles is gay
06-17-2005, 06:22 PM
^ you might just want to know but:
- Probably
- Religion
- You
- Are
- You're

Now go home you filthy little christian and write out those spellings 100 times then slit your insignificant wrists with the thin pages of your bible. See how much your god loves you then.


I believe he meant me. The "coke" a holic.

ah....damn I just admitted that for no reason then.

Wanna come over and snort a line some time, Coke a holic?

0r4ng3
06-17-2005, 06:22 PM
u ever give oral sdex for coke?
Does "to a coke bottle/can" count?

coke_a_holic
06-17-2005, 06:23 PM
Wanna come over and snort aline some time, Coke a holic?
Okay, but only if I can give you oral sdex for it. I can't help myself.

Noodles is gay
06-17-2005, 06:25 PM
Okay, but only if I can give you oral sdex for it. I can't help myself.

oh ok, no problem. I'll get the charley out.

We should all dance around and be gay together too! And we could shoplift then murder some people just to ensure that we get to go to 'hell'.

coke_a_holic
06-17-2005, 06:27 PM
Oh yeah! Let's have a Bible burning while we're at it! Suck it, Irish! Oh, and by the way, I want to suck "ur" penis for some coke. Mind? I love teh oral sdex!

Well Hung Irishman
06-17-2005, 06:29 PM
If ur not a 'cokeaholic', then why make that ur username? Looks more like ur the twat.

ruroken
06-17-2005, 06:30 PM
What's incest?

Please don't make fun of me because I've never heard that word before.

Noodles is gay
06-17-2005, 06:30 PM
^ sexual intercourse between two persons commonly regarded as too closely related to marry (from Latin incestus incest (from adj: impure, defiled))



nothing beats a good old fashioned bible burning.

I'm sure he won't mind at all - I mean, he practically suggested it!


But don't forget to bring some porn if you're coming over for coke, we wouldn't want to lose momentum during the 'session' ;)

coke_a_holic
06-17-2005, 06:33 PM
nothing beats a good old fashioned bible burning.

I'm sure he won't mind at all - I mean, he practically suggested it!


But don't forget to bring some porn if you're coming over for coke, we wouldn't want to lose momentum during the 'session' ;)
Oh, of course! I'll also bring some of my Black Sabbath records to play while we make human sacrifices to the Great Lord Satan! While we're at it, we could have some sort of gigantic orgy with hundreds of people!

Oh, ruroken, in simpler terms: People fucking their close relatives.

Noodles is gay
06-17-2005, 06:33 PM
ooh that reminds me, bible-boy; do you know Latin? All good catholics should know Latin, I mean what happens should you want to attend mass in Latin and you don't know it? And what about ancient Greek? What with parts of the bible written in Greek it's bound to be useful there. So?

0r4ng3
06-17-2005, 06:34 PM
While we're at it, we could have some sort of gigantic orgy with hundreds of people!
...and all of them are cousins!

ruroken
06-17-2005, 06:34 PM
You mean like a brother and sister... getting at it?

Noodles is gay
06-17-2005, 06:35 PM
^ yup, or mother and son :p


Oh, of course! I'll also bring some of my Black Sabbath records to play while we make human sacrifices to the Great Lord Satan! While we're at it, we could have some sort of gigantic orgy with hundreds of people!

Oh, ruroken, in simpler terms: People fucking their close relatives.

YES! PERFECT! I love it!

We could sacrifice that irish git to our dark lord too!

LOdAT
06-17-2005, 06:35 PM
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Muahahah its so real, its so real, its surreal!

0r4ng3
06-17-2005, 06:37 PM
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Muahahah its so real, its so real, its surreal!
We could sacrifice him too, but the dark lord will return him with a "defective" sticker.

coke_a_holic
06-17-2005, 06:39 PM
We could sacrifice him too, but the dark lord will return him with a "defective" sticker.
He ran out of those. It would be more like a "REJECTED" stamp.

0r4ng3
06-17-2005, 06:40 PM
He ran out of those. It would be more like a "REJECTED" stamp.
Rejected, defective, same thing, just change the spelling, whatever.

ruroken
06-17-2005, 06:40 PM
Rejected, defective, same thing, just change the spelling, whatever.
no, it's not.

Well Hung Irishman
06-17-2005, 06:46 PM
Oh yeah! Let's have a Bible burning while we're at it! Suck it, Irish! Oh, and by the way, I want to suck "ur" penis for some coke. Mind? I love teh oral sdex!
u should really get some help 4 ur problem. I didn't relize itis that bad. I'm sorry I made fun of u. U should really check into rehab, and talk to ur local priest. They will help u.

ruroken
06-17-2005, 06:47 PM
u should really get some help 4 ur problem. I didn't relize itis that bad. I'm sorry I made fun of u. U should really check into rehab, and talk to ur local priest. They will help u.
You should get help. This is not Church. Go away to a Church board and be offended by things that are jokes. Imbecile.

0r4ng3
06-17-2005, 06:48 PM
u should really get some help 4 ur problem. I didn't relize itis that bad. I'm sorry I made fun of u. U should really check into rehab, and talk to ur local priest. They will help u.
Bad spelling is a sin.



That's right, I said it.

coke_a_holic
06-17-2005, 06:48 PM
u should really get some help 4 ur problem. I didn't relize itis that bad. I'm sorry I made fun of u. U should really check into rehab, and talk to ur local priest. They will help u.
y wud i tlk 2 a priest?! hell rape me or sum shit!!!!1 no way d00d, im gonna keep snortin all da coke i want! now, take off those pants, i need a fix!!!!!!!!1

Noodles is gay
06-17-2005, 06:49 PM
^ stay away! It's a trap! You never know with priests......


You should get help. This is not Church. Go away to a Church board and be offended by things that are jokes. Imbecile.

HAHAHAHAHA! Church board!

I actually have tears of laughter from that! :D

coke_a_holic
06-17-2005, 06:51 PM
^ stay away! It's a trap! You never know with priests......



HAHAHAHAHA! Church board!

I actually have tears of laughter from that! :D
Imagine their user names! "Jesusboi2421" or "IluvGod3:16". That would be fucking hilarious!

ruroken
06-17-2005, 06:51 PM
actually[/B] have tears of laughter from that! :D
I seem to be funny as of late...

...maybe it's because I'm not being so damn idiotic?

ruroken
06-17-2005, 06:51 PM
Imagine their user names! "Jesusboi2421" or "IluvGod3:16". That would be fucking hilarious!
I would laugh at every post there.

Noodles is gay
06-17-2005, 06:53 PM
Imagine their user names! "Jesusboi2421" or "IluvGod3:16". That would be fucking hilarious!

HAHA! Fuck yeah! Imagine the conversations!


....there must be one of these! :eek:

Almighy_gir
06-17-2005, 06:54 PM
ooooooh, twat. That's so offending. You've scarred me for life.

Dumbass brit. I guess ur not religeos? 2 bad. Have fun in hell.


uhuh... well since your so religious, would you also care to remember the part of the bible that says that god will not deny anyone paridise if they repent and ask, even on the day of judgement?

jesus christus (god that sounds funny in dutch...) you fucking catholoc extremists are worse than self sacrificial muslims i swear to god >_> at least they kill themselves, you guys see it as a sin, and keep your plague upon the earth evermore >_<.

Linda
06-17-2005, 06:54 PM
u should really get some help 4 ur problem. I didn't relize itis that bad. I'm sorry I made fun of u. U should really check into rehab, and talk to ur local priest. They will help u.

Yup, that coca cola (coke) is really bad stuff! :rolleyes:

Well Hung Irishman
06-17-2005, 06:55 PM
I don't go to christian message boards. I use this (http://www.christianchat.com/) chatroom to talk with fellow christians.

Noodles is gay
06-17-2005, 06:56 PM
uhuh... well since your so religious, would you also care to remember the part of the bible that says that god will not deny anyone paridise if they repent and ask, even on the day of judgement?

jesus christus (god that sounds funny in dutch...) you fucking catholoc extremists are worse than self sacrificial muslims i swear to god >_> at least they kill themselves, you guys see it as a sin, and keep your plague upon the earth evermore >_<.

RESPECT dude, respect! :cool:

Noodles is gay
06-17-2005, 06:57 PM
I don't go to christian message boards. I use this (http://www.christianchat.com/) chatroom to talk with fellow christians.

...........well that was dumb - now whenever anyone's bored we can just go and have some lovely philosophical debates with bible-boys.

Oh yeah, you haven't answered me, irish git; do you know Latin?

Well Hung Irishman
06-17-2005, 07:17 PM
Whats ur problem with the Irish?

Noodles is gay
06-17-2005, 07:20 PM
well for one you haven't answered my question.

Well Hung Irishman
06-17-2005, 07:22 PM
you haven't asked any.

Well Hung Irishman
06-17-2005, 07:24 PM
nevermind, I see it. No, I don't speak Latin. We speak English in Dublin. I want to learn during university.

Noodles is gay
06-17-2005, 07:24 PM
...........well that was dumb - now whenever anyone's bored we can just go and have some lovely philosophical debates with bible-boys.

Oh yeah, you haven't answered me, irish git; do you know Latin?


ooh that reminds me, bible-boy; do you know Latin? All good catholics should know Latin, I mean what happens should you want to attend mass in Latin and you don't know it? And what about ancient Greek? What with parts of the bible written in Greek it's bound to be useful there. So?


nope, never vasked a single one

coke_a_holic
06-17-2005, 07:24 PM
Look again, idiot.

Oh, and by the way, I'm a quarter Irish so don't say I'm attacking you!

EDIT: A tad late.

Noodles is gay
06-17-2005, 07:26 PM
nevermind, I see it. No, I don't speak Latin. We speak English in Dublin. I want to learn during university.

ha, loser. not such a great catholic now though are you?

Yeah, over in England we speak Latin not English, don't you know. idiot.

Well Hung Irishman
06-17-2005, 07:27 PM
I am 100% pure Irish. U are from mixed races, u don't count

coke_a_holic
06-17-2005, 07:28 PM
I am 100% pure Irish. U are from mixed races, u don't countI'm a mutt! Deal with it.

Hit_That
06-17-2005, 07:28 PM
incest is pretty fuckin disgusting

Almighy_gir
06-17-2005, 07:48 PM
what the fuck has being 100% irish got to do with anything? (apart from that your 99% more likely than anyone else to be ginger, and therefor have a smaller manhood, and be more susceptable to pain than the rest of us.)

oh and theres the whole stupid thing... theres a reason why theres so many irish jokes you know ;) call it a mean steriotype, but someone must have done something to generate it haha.

oh, and then theres the fact that if a protitstant moves down your street, they would be bullied into suicide by the rest of you, all over a belief (which by the way, is why belief is stupid. having idea's is great, you can change those. but people die for beliefs.... stupidity at its best.)

then of course theres the fact that you said that incest is wrong because the bible said so, when the question is, is it MORALLY wrong? which means that you are basically basing all your morals on a book that was written a thousand or two years ago, by a bunch of people who mainly spoke aramaic, and was then translated (which means it could have been translated wrong) into latin. you also base your faith on the fact that jesus is white, when if you look at the geographical, and cultural setting for jerusalem, he was almost certainly our survey says..... BLACK!

your morals are based on a flawed and groundless rendition of what was probably a politzer prize winning novel in its day. and as such cant be considdered rationally.

morals come from your own idea's, not ones handed down to you.

fucktard. >_>

Noodles is gay
06-17-2005, 07:51 PM
you also base your faith on the fact that jesus is white, when if you look at the geographical, and cultural setting for jerusalem, he was almost certainly our survey says..... BLACK!

he was black - it's ridiculous to even consider that he could be white! If he was white he would be like the only white person in the entire country and as a result would have been beaten senseless and called a demon or summat.

but yes.

wheelchairman
06-17-2005, 07:52 PM
Aren't the Brits like the epitome of incest?

I mean let's face it, it's a nation of ugly, short little people with terrible accents and dim wits.

wheelchairman
06-17-2005, 07:53 PM
he was black - it's ridiculous to even consider that he could be white! If he was white he would be like the only white person in the entire country and as a result would have been beaten senseless and called a demon or summat.

but yes.
Have you ever seen a black Jew? He may have been olive-skinned but that'd be it.

Noodles is gay
06-17-2005, 07:55 PM
Have you ever seen a black Jew? He may have been olive-skinned but that'd be it.

yes, black/olive-skinned much the same thing - tis what I meant anyway.

Almighy_gir
06-17-2005, 07:55 PM
apparently my accent is both sexy and alluring. and im far from short and little.

but ill admit im not the most handsom prince at the ball >_>

Almighy_gir
06-17-2005, 08:09 PM
back that up?

wheelchairman
06-17-2005, 08:09 PM
apparently my accent is both sexy and alluring. and im far from short and little.

but ill admit im not the most handsom prince at the ball >_>
Sexy to other brits means nothing. The only reasons Brits mate, is because the male can't cook his own food.

NiG- The semitic races are very distinct from the African races. Very much so.

Almighy_gir
06-17-2005, 08:13 PM
hahahaha dude, you have no idea who your talking about if your referring to me XD

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

wheelchairman
06-17-2005, 08:27 PM
Actually Lee, I do know who you are. I'm surprised you're insecure enough to take this seriously.

Almighy_gir
06-17-2005, 08:35 PM
wouldnt be surprised about that at all =/ i actually am pretty insecure, and yes, i try to mask that. but hay. i cant be confident about EVERYTHING can i?

Panzerfaust92
06-18-2005, 12:11 AM
Incest is just gross, but hey, so is pulling out

That Punk Kid You Love
06-18-2005, 12:17 AM
Well if you think fucking your sister/brother is good o'l fun then I dunno but I think its nasty.

Panzerfaust92
06-18-2005, 12:19 AM
Wait.......... What?

Panzerfaust92
06-18-2005, 12:41 AM
But seriously, incest is disgusting