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Mota Boy
06-29-2005, 06:25 PM
What's with Victoria's Secret? The name of the famous panty purveyor slightly unnerves me. I mean, what exactly does this bitch have to hide? It sounds like the title of a remake of The Crying Game.

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-29-2005, 06:28 PM
Victoria's Secret is what's underneath the lingerie.

coke_a_holic
06-29-2005, 06:33 PM
Victoria told me her secret and not you? That's sad. Looks like I'm the champion of the world once again.

0r4ng3
06-29-2005, 06:40 PM
The title makes you think exactly as you are now, which makes you think about the product, which makes you more likely to buy it.
That could work, but I think TUNB had a better idea of it.

Mota Boy
06-29-2005, 06:46 PM
That could work, but I think TUNB had a better idea of it.
You seem to think that TUNB's suggestion and mine are mutually exclusive.

Endymion
06-29-2005, 06:48 PM
Victoria's Secret is what's underneath the lingerie.
that is to say a thirteen inch penis. surprise!

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-29-2005, 06:48 PM
You seem to think that TUNB's suggestion and mine are mutually exclusive.

I must be an idiot - I didn't understand this.

Little_Miss_1565
06-29-2005, 07:51 PM
that is to say a thirteen inch penis. surprise!

Fucking WERD! I was about to say "...it's that she's a dude," but Endy beat me to it.

lost_nvrfound
06-29-2005, 08:05 PM
I must be an idiot - I didn't understand this.
me either...

Endymion
06-29-2005, 08:46 PM
Fucking WERD! I was about to say "...it's that she's a dude," but Endy beat me to it.

i beat women too.

Mota Boy
06-29-2005, 08:50 PM
I must be an idiot - I didn't understand this.
Does anybody here know what The Crying Game (http://www.ransomfellowship.org/M_CryingGame.html) is?

0r4ng3
06-29-2005, 08:54 PM
Does anybody here know what The Crying Game (http://www.ransomfellowship.org/M_CryingGame.html) is?
I have not an effing clue.

Endymion
06-29-2005, 08:57 PM
haven't seen it, should i?

Mota Boy
06-29-2005, 09:10 PM
I haven't either. Apparently it's very good on the art-house circuit and a major talking point of nineteen-eighty... whenever. But the most you need to know about it, the reason that I referenced it in my post and the reason it applied to later posts is all revealed in the first three paragraphs of the review. As Austin Powers so eloquently put it, "That's not a woman, that's a man, baby."

punkangel
06-29-2005, 09:11 PM
I love Victoria's Secret. I always get my bras there. And also all my scents. So I can look and smell good. They also have that cute clothing line called Pink. I want to get a hoodie from that.

Endymion
06-29-2005, 09:16 PM
I love Victoria's Secret. I always get my bras there. And also all my scents. So I can look and smell good. They also have that cute clothing line called Pink. I want to get a hoodie from that.
no way, they have a victoria's secret in the p-town ghetto?

Endymion
06-29-2005, 09:25 PM
imdb
I haven't either. Apparently it's very good on the art-house circuit and a major talking point of nineteen-eighty... whenever. But the most you need to know about it, the reason that I referenced it in my post and the reason it applied to later posts is all revealed in the first two paragraphs of the review. As Austin Powers so eloquently put it, "That's not a woman, that's a man, baby."

1992, actually.
http://www.csulb.edu/~rjames/classic/manbaby.jpg

Ronin
06-29-2005, 09:38 PM
victoria's secret is awesomeness....'nuff said :p

but anyways, i think they whole idea is the irony of the title....its kinda clever when you think about it...

Mota Boy
06-29-2005, 10:10 PM
IMDB didn't give away the secret fast enough for me. I had to do a couple google searches before I came across an appropriate website.

Also, I've had a chorus for a rap song about paptown brewing in my head for a while, while the theme and beat are the same, the lyrics are always half-freestyled.

We from Paptown
Where niggas bring da smackdown
Don't you be talkin' smack, clown
'Cuz we be holdin' gats now
So you'd betta get yo' ass out

Papillion Nebraska where the real niggas live
We be hardened to the streets, we real insensitive
We the tough-ass middle class, the latchkey kids
Grew up on cable TV, fucked up from the Rit's
My A-D-D got all the teachers scared
But they don't fuck wit me 'cause I'm attention impaired

And jus' between you an' me, we real druggies indeed
Not only adderall - we crazy from the weed
We be smokin' that shit damn near every other week
An' gettin' so fucked up that we can't hardly speak
My ma just kicked me outta my million dollar shack
Now I be forced to pitch a tent on the golf course out back

'Cuz we from Paptown
Where niggas bring da smackdown
Don't you be talkin' smack, clown
'Cuz we be holdin' gats now
So you'd betta get you ass out

etc.

coke_a_holic
06-29-2005, 11:09 PM
Holy Shit @ Mota Boy's rap

Someone must record themselves rapping that NOW. I would pay good money to hear that on the radio. I can't stop laughing.

Duracell
06-29-2005, 11:11 PM
Holy Shit @ Mota Boy's rap

Someone must record themselves rapping that NOW. I would pay good money to hear that on the radio. I can't stop laughing.

what kinda money you talking?

wheelchairman
06-30-2005, 01:13 AM
I've seen The Crying Game. In English class. A godawful terrible movie. I wasn't expecting that scene in a million years. Enough to make a person want to die. Goddamnit thanks for reminding me.

sKratch
06-30-2005, 01:19 AM
Big ups to Mota.

RXP
06-30-2005, 04:54 AM
Mota, a suggestion: date your thoughts of the day i.e. Thought of the day [30/06/05]


*notice the correct format to put the date too.

Vera
06-30-2005, 05:02 AM
Victoria's Secret is what's underneath the lingerie.
All the options that popped up in my head weren't very sexy.

Excessive bodily hair?
Syphilis?
A penis?
A tentacle monster? (Also see: penis.)

Vera
06-30-2005, 05:28 AM
I saved that rap because that's something I'll want to reminisce one day.

Sin Studly
06-30-2005, 05:44 AM
Hey Mota Boy, we should do a split LP.

JoY
06-30-2005, 05:44 AM
oh dude, it's entirely fantastic. *high fives with Mota*

Little_Miss_1565
06-30-2005, 06:03 AM
Damn yeah! You could record that under the name MC MB.

Vera
06-30-2005, 06:06 AM
Word up!

Do you kids still say that?

JoY
06-30-2005, 06:07 AM
*bursts into girly giggling* MC MB.. we'll be your female fanclub, stalking you around, screaming high pitched with the sight of you, even if it's only a poster.

Mota Boy
06-30-2005, 08:51 AM
Hey Mota Boy, we should do a split LP.
MC MB and Trippy McGee - Straight Outta the Suburbs

Per - it's the one movie where it's really better that you know the surprise ending before you see it.

Isa - I'm already churning out the five-by-nine glossies.

Endymion
06-30-2005, 08:52 AM
*notice the correct format to put the date too.
psh, the correct way to do the date would be 20050630, so that when alphabetized it would be in the right order.

BuTTeRS_3000
06-30-2005, 08:54 AM
well guys im going to the warped tour today im going to see the offspring in concert i cant wait 3 more hours
:D :D :D

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-30-2005, 08:55 AM
well guys im going to the warped tour today im going to see the offspring in concert i cant wait 3 more hours
:D :D :D

Nobody cares.

RXP
06-30-2005, 08:58 AM
psh, the correct way to do the date would be 20050630, so that when alphabetized it would be in the right order.

No, the correct way to do a date in a computer is to use a date field/variable so that correct sorting and human reading is both easy.

the_GoDdEsS
06-30-2005, 09:51 AM
Hahaha, why did I miss out on this till now? *laughs* That's gold.

the_GoDdEsS
06-30-2005, 10:00 AM
You two just have to freestyle together. *grins*

Autographed LP, please since I'm friends with the both of you. *flutters eyelashes*

LordOfdEAthAndTime
06-30-2005, 10:03 AM
Edited for being stupidly off-topic.

Vera
06-30-2005, 10:34 AM
Hahahahaha. This shit is goood.

Sin Studly
06-30-2005, 12:39 PM
Paptown raises the hardest MCs.

Will MC Prima Vera guest-rap on the LP?

0r4ng3
06-30-2005, 01:52 PM
If I had a thumbs up emoticon I'd use it.
http://www.offspring.com/forums/images/icons/icon14.gif .

coke_a_holic
06-30-2005, 01:54 PM
Mind if I add a verse or two?

I don't care about any of dis shit
I been dodgin' bullets just to stay fit
You know how hard it is running from the 5-0,
Wit weed in yo pocket, the other wit the dough
Nigga you got nothin on the Pap-Pap
You ever come here, I'll turn ya into scrap
You betta stay back from my gang's space
We roll by the country club, we'll beat yo face

We from Paptown
Where niggas bring da smackdown
Don't you be talkin' smack, clown
'Cuz we be holdin' gats now
So you'd betta get yo' ass out

sKratch
06-30-2005, 02:45 PM
Hey yo, hey yo, props to my homie MC MB
Holdin' it down wit the crew, me and Trippy McGuie
Our tires be screamin, turnin and burnin
We rollin past da school where punks be learnin
Pat Pat Pat and yo ass is still white, but black and blue
Next time we pack more plastic and lacerate you
Don't be smokin our shit unless you wanna pay for that shit
And I'll be checkin them bills makin sure they're legit
So back yo ass up and let me hit yo bitch
I'll give her HIV and a genital itch
Representin wit my suburban straight thug crew
Reserved for WASPS and blinged up jews
Nigga turn yo ass around and check yo shit at the door
And get ready for this fresh diss: yo momma's a whore

We from Paptown
Where niggas bring da smackdown
Don't you be talkin' smack, clown
'Cuz we be holdin' gats now
So you'd betta get yo' ass out

Uh, uh
What? Spin that shit.
One more time, aw shit

We from Paptown
Where niggas bring da smackdown
Don't you be talkin' smack, clown
'Cuz we be holdin' gats now
So you'd betta get yo' ass out

LOdAT
06-30-2005, 02:48 PM
Hey! So you are going to be edditing all my posts?!

wheelchairman
06-30-2005, 03:23 PM
uh uh, here comes DJ Wheelchairman
check da current n' da flow
like many a seaman fill 'er up with semen
my mp3 playa says bling bling
while I listen to da latest offspring
I grew up long, wrong n' strong,
so pass me the gat cuz I know where it's at
in the ghetto, from the get go, you don't know
I'm da chameleon number 2 billion from Pavillion
so if they ever ask ya, nigga, say I'm from Nebraska

We from Paptown
Where niggas bring da smackdown
Don't you be talkin' smack, clown
'Cuz we be holdin' gats now
So you'd betta get yo' ass out

Sin Studly
06-30-2005, 04:15 PM
We from Paptown
Where niggas bring da smackdown
Don't you be talkin' smack, clown
'Cuz we be holdin' gats now
So you'd betta get yo' ass out

McGee representin the dirty ghettos of The Pap
Where the Gs buy their threads at Hot Topic an The Gap
You know that life be cheap, but the houses be expensive
The curfew be constrictive, the golf courses be extensive
We got MP3 playaz by Ipod and we got discmans by Sony
But we ghetto cause my fuckin mom won't buy me a pony

When my Gs are over the bitch pretends like she's so nice
I showed the bitch, I slammed my bedroom door - fucking twice
Last month I got my first taste of pre-menstruel tension
And I cut my arm with scissors just to get some attention
I raised in The Pap, I know the cheapness of human life
Just ninety k per annum, a house, three cars and a wife

We from Paptown (uh, uh)
Where niggas bring da smackdown (yeah, yeah)
Don't you be talkin' smack, clown (nah, nah)
'Cuz we be holdin' gats now (pap, pap)
So you'd betta get yo' ass out ('fo it gets tapped)

MC McGee is passin tha phat beat to tha nigga on tha left....
Aight, kick that bass in... yeah... yeah, kick it.... aight... here we go

coke_a_holic
06-30-2005, 04:27 PM
Here in da Pap, no loves ya at all
You learn to live wit 30$ a week till the Fall
I spend my days hangin' round the candy store
That be where I get my first class weed, fo' sure

Don't you think we'll just let you in
Y'all are just posers with yo 99 cent bling
I been livin' in Pap town fo' the 12 years of my life
You got no idea all sorts of hard times and strife

My mom hates me, she called me a fuck-up
She confined me to my room, she's so stuck up
She don't understand the hardships I've had
I got lost in the mall when I was a wee lad

Mom, she kicked me off of her golf course
But that's alright, cuz I went ridin' on a horse
I've gotten so good at the equitation
That I might ride out to the bus station

Just to get off of this forsaken town
Where there are druggies all around
I want to go where it's secure
Don't want to go where the skins not pure

We from Paptown
Where niggas bring da smackdown
Don't you be talkin' smack, clown
'Cuz we be holdin' gats now
So you'd betta get yo' ass out

IdiotOfTheDay
06-30-2005, 04:38 PM
I love Victoria's Secret. I always get my bras there. And also all my scents. So I can look and smell good. They also have that cute clothing line called Pink. I want to get a hoodie from that.
Victoria's Secret is no fun when you're forced into there to buy new bras for a spaghetti-strap bridesmaid's dress.
And when you're not allowed to go buy a turtle from the turtle stand in the middle of the mall. That ruins your "fun mallventure" too.

lost_nvrfound
06-30-2005, 08:23 PM
and every night when i'm goin to get back in my bed
yo my momma walks in and that fat bitch says
"you need direction, you need to get a life,
cause you're better than this, if you'd only try"
and i'm like "fuck you bitch, this is paptown bitch,
where the niggas, they be playin,
and the bitches, they be sayin... 'gimme.........crack'"
then my momma freaks, she screams "GET OUT!!"
so i walk out the door and throw a rock through the window

We from Paptown
Where niggas bring da smackdown
Don't you be talkin' smack, clown
'Cuz we be holdin' gats now
So you'd betta get yo' ass out

Duracell
06-30-2005, 08:31 PM
Victoria's Secret is no fun when you're forced into there to buy new bras for a spaghetti-strap bridesmaid's dress.
And when you're not allowed to go buy a turtle from the turtle stand in the middle of the mall. That ruins your "fun mallventure" too.

Victoria's Secret is so much fun to go in. True Story: Me and two of my friends were at the mall and this girl and one of her friends comes up to us and asked us to go to Victoria's Secret with her to pick some stuff out. I still can't believe that happened.

Duracell
06-30-2005, 08:33 PM
Duracell's thought of the Day: Soy una cosa atractiva.

sKratch
06-30-2005, 10:46 PM
You are an attractive thing(f)?

Mota Boy
06-30-2005, 11:45 PM
MC McGee is passin tha phat beat to tha nigga on tha left....
Aight, kick that bass in... yeah... yeah, kick it.... aight... here we go

Paptown muthafucka, where we don't play
'Less you count non-stop sessions of GTA
I got mad skillz wit guns - I crazy wit my glocks
Killin' niggas nonstop, 'til mom unplugs the X-Box
That's when I go psycho, call that slut a ho
Grab my stash of porno and head out the do'

'Cuz I be the number one pimp on this side of town
You know how MB operates - I got my shit locked down
I pimp Playboy, Hustler, and the swimsuit issue
Chargin' niggas madd cake for time alone with a tissue
Then I take the money I make, go buy some Robitussin
'Cuz in Paptown, muthafucker, the party never ends

Yeah we from Paptown
Where niggas bring da smackdown
Don't you be talkin' smack, clown
'Cuz we be holdin' gats now
So you'd betta get yo' ass out

If you ain't never been to the ghetto
Don't ever come to the ghetto
'Cause you wouldn't understand the ghetto
So stay the fuck out of the ghetto

Mota Boy
06-30-2005, 11:52 PM
The origins of Paptown date from about halfway down this page (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9779&page=6&pp=40), when a young lady named "punkangel" accidentally mistakes living in Nebraska for living in the ghetto.

calichix
07-01-2005, 12:17 AM
WHAT! that got a good giggle out of me. gunshots every two hours. hahahaha. I was in east compton for 2 days and I didn't even here so many gunshots(none)! that beezy be keepin it real. peace up. N-town.

sKratch
07-01-2005, 12:40 AM
Yo MB hit me wit dat mic aight
And get ready cause my rhymes are tight
Livin it ruff cause I'm suburban and white
Shit I'll probably be doing dishes tonight

Me and my niggas we fight the good fight
On the web or our consoles all fuckin night
Poppin fresh punks left center an right
Cause moms gotst the surround sound last night

I ride shotgun with my pops, that's fo sho'
With the bump in the trunk I get bitches like whoah
They don't get periods yet so when i'm takin' it slow
There's no worries of knockin' up a damn ho

I don't wanna have to hit a nigga, even one I don't know
Cause I'm on probation and my grades are real low
Don't bust my style but if you want to, let's go
I got a nine at my hip and I took tai kwan do

Yeah we from Paptown
Where niggas bring da smackdown
Don't you be talkin' smack, clown
'Cuz we be holdin' gats now
So you'd betta get yo' ass out

Yeah yeah Paptown where you at
J-Nizzo'll tell you pap goes my gat
Yo Paptown, give a halla back
MB and McGuee are on the attack

Sin Studly
07-01-2005, 02:05 AM
I approve the notion of coke_a_holic not making any more raps.

JoY
07-01-2005, 02:42 AM
I'm still in the fase, that I'm totally going wild over the fact that CALICHIX is in tha fuckin' house!

Vera
07-01-2005, 02:49 AM
Will MC Prima Vera guest-rap on the LP?
Nigga must be trippin', yo!

I dun deliver rhymes when I be spending dough at V's Secret.

And calichick!! Wheehoo.

Sin Studly
07-01-2005, 02:50 AM
We all love Laura. She the paragon of foxy.

Vera
07-01-2005, 02:53 AM
I think the worst part is I can sort of hear the chorus when I read through it.

Sin Studly
07-01-2005, 02:56 AM
Can you hear the breaking glass, bones, homes, hearts and spirits?

Vera
07-01-2005, 03:01 AM
No, just the wails of disappointment over the pony issue.

Sin Studly
07-01-2005, 03:18 AM
craaaaaaaaaaaawlliiiiiiiiiing in my skin!

Vera
07-01-2005, 03:21 AM
These wounds, they will not heal...

No, wait, did you do Evanescencence? Because I think that's Linkin Park, what I just did.

JoY
07-01-2005, 03:22 AM
"crawling in my skin" is Linkin Park. ugh.

but.. you were probably kidding.

JoY
07-01-2005, 03:27 AM
oh THANKS a lot. now I've got Papercut in my head.

"itís like Iím paranoid looking over my back, itís like a whirlwind inside of my head, itís like I canít stop what Iím hearing within, itís like the face inside is right beneath my skin"


graaahhhhh!

Sin Studly
07-01-2005, 03:29 AM
*passes Sanni and Bella airsoft pistols and writes PAP on their hand-webs with a texta*

You patched now, flygirls. Now for your initiation you gotta put yoselves up on the block for all the niggas in the gang to run a train on you. Yeah, you heard me right. Youse gonna be holding hand after hand after hand, all night long.

Vera
07-01-2005, 03:32 AM
This is too exciting for words! I have to tell my dad when he comes back from golfing! And those people who work in my house!

JoY
07-01-2005, 03:37 AM
wait up, I want to tell my boyfriend, Baron van Hovell tot Westerflier en Wezenvelt.

oh dude, I just know his name will come in handy more often later in life.

Vera
07-01-2005, 03:39 AM
Royal people are so ghetto.

JoY
07-01-2005, 03:44 AM
he -does- listen to ghetto ghetto-music. (omgz, Outkast!) & I mean, all fucking day.

Sin Studly
07-01-2005, 03:51 AM
*grabs Bella and Vera's hands at the same time*

OMFG! OMFFGGG! OOOMFFFFGGG! THREEEESSSOOOOOMME!

*runs screaming out to my mobile phone charger to call like... EVERYBODY I know and tell them*

sKratch
07-01-2005, 08:18 AM
I may have had to stop posting if you suggested that I not bust out rhymes. The humiliation would be too much.

Sin Studly
07-01-2005, 08:55 AM
*licks sKratch's face*

Perish the thought.

calichix
07-01-2005, 10:44 AM
I drove past a highschool that had "I tried to hard and got so far but in the end....." written in huge letters on the roof in sidewalk chalk. heavy shit, man.

Endymion
07-01-2005, 11:10 AM
I drove past a highschool that had "I tried to hard and got so far but in the end....." written in huge letters on the roof in sidewalk chalk. heavy shit, man.
http://www.csulb.edu/~rjames/4chan/duck.jpg

Vera
07-01-2005, 11:29 AM
I bet the duckling's ugly, too.

God is so cruel.

lost_nvrfound
07-01-2005, 04:17 PM
I think the worst part is I can sort of hear the chorus when I read through it.
i can too... but i don't think its a bad thing!

sKratch
12-10-2008, 11:31 AM
moar thoughts of the day plz