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Not Ozymandias
06-30-2005, 12:57 AM
I don't know if anyone has been given powers over this forum yet, but every thread ever created by LOdAT, wishomie and Ohfunny should be deleted and they should be banned if you can ban. It's fucking ridiculous that I have to go to the 5th page to see all the new threads when I've been gone less than 24 hours.

sKratch
06-30-2005, 01:15 AM
You got your account back?

arak0r
06-30-2005, 01:19 AM
http://www.livescience.com/technology/10ways_destroyearth.html

Sin Studly
06-30-2005, 01:53 AM
I agree with Ozy.

Also, somebody should start a business where you can pay people to travel around the world ironbarring internet peoples hands until the bones are shattered and heal into twisted knotted lumps of gnarled bone, thus effectively preventing them from typing ever again.

Let's start a pool. I'll throw in five bucks for wishomie, five for duracell, ten for lodat.

Endymion
06-30-2005, 02:05 AM
Let's start a pool. I'll throw in five bucks for wishomie, five for duracell, ten for lodat.

that makes twenty for jack, and i'll match it.

Not Ozymandias
06-30-2005, 02:10 AM
$100 plus traveling expenses. I want video evidence, though. With sound, so I can hear each finger break.

Not Ozymandias
07-02-2005, 12:25 PM
Oh, and delete the "Talk about the person above you" thread.
Enough is enough, all it does is take up space and let morons increase their post count.

the_GoDdEsS
07-02-2005, 12:35 PM
You can delete threads as a mod, sure. But you can only suggest bans.

SicN Twisted
07-02-2005, 12:44 PM
I'll be the official bag man for anyone within 20 miles of me, either direction. Declare a hit, and I'll committ it for a reasonable price.

Not Ozymandias
07-02-2005, 01:54 PM
This message is hidden because EROS is on your ignore list.

Not Ozymandias
07-02-2005, 03:30 PM
Also, feel free to delete the, "What are you currently listening to?", thread as well.
Useless waste of space.

Not Ozymandias
07-02-2005, 03:32 PM
This message is hidden because EROS is on your ignore list.

Not Ozymandias
07-02-2005, 03:33 PM
Let's not forget "this or that"
^Listen to him.


And I wouldn't complain if, "+/-", was deleted, or at least locked.

Not Ozymandias
07-05-2005, 02:48 PM
....

Oh, and delete the "Talk about the person above you" thread.
Enough is enough, all it does is take up space and let morons increase their post count.
BUMPty

Sin Studly
07-05-2005, 02:51 PM
I would include Sin Studly in that list (ban wishlist);...

dozens of attemps to make a thread about 'EROS'

...

Oh. Em. Eff. Gee. Eros claims that I made too many threads about him.

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-05-2005, 03:13 PM
Interesting.. how can you attempt to make a thread about someone?

Not Ozymandias
07-05-2005, 07:29 PM
Delete the "Talk about the person above you" thread before you go to bed.

It'll be fun.

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-05-2005, 07:33 PM
On that subject, I was looking at who posts in that thread. For the longest time I've wondered why I never see Mr. Noodles ANYWHERE, despite the fact he has over 4,000 posts. And now I know why. Well over half of his posts are in that thread.

St. Jimmy
07-05-2005, 07:42 PM
On that subject, I was looking at who posts in that thread. For the longest time I've wondered why I never see Mr. Noodles ANYWHERE, despite the fact he has over 4,000 posts. And now I know why. Well over half of his posts are in that thread.
Correction. Only 2,590 post are his.

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-05-2005, 07:43 PM
Correction. Only 2,590 post are his.

... out of approximately 4,000. Hence, well over half.

St. Jimmy
07-05-2005, 07:44 PM
... out of approximately 4,000. Hence, well over half.

Correction, more than half.

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-05-2005, 07:45 PM
Correction, more than half.

That literally made me cover my face in anguish.

Let me spell this out for you real slowly.

"Well over half of his posts are in that thread."

Understand?

St. Jimmy
07-05-2005, 07:50 PM
That literally made me cover my face in anguish.

Let me spell this out for you real slowly.

"Well over half of his posts are in that thread."

Understand?
Sorry, i don't.

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-05-2005, 07:51 PM
*Bangs head repeatedly on desk*

The phrase "Well over half" means "considerably more than half".

If you don't understand that I give up completely.

St. Jimmy
07-05-2005, 07:52 PM
*Bangs head repeatedly on desk*

The phrase "Well over half" means "considerably more than half".

If you don't understand that I give up completely.
I know, im just messing with you.

barangatang
07-05-2005, 07:54 PM
I know, im just messing with you.

"just messing with him"? .................

St. Jimmy
07-05-2005, 07:54 PM
"just messing with him"? .................

You sick, dumbfuck.

barangatang
07-05-2005, 08:03 PM
how am i a "sick dumbfuck"?

ruroken
07-05-2005, 08:17 PM
I agree with Ozy.

Also, somebody should start a business where you can pay people to travel around the world ironbarring internet peoples hands until the bones are shattered and heal into twisted knotted lumps of gnarled bone, thus effectively preventing them from typing ever again.

Let's start a pool. I'll throw in five bucks for wishomie, five for duracell, ten for lodat.
If you pay for a sword for me, then I'll start the business and simply kill them, then send their head to you if you wish.