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lost_nvrfound
07-01-2005, 05:23 PM
MC MB

We from Paptown
Where niggas bring da smackdown
Don't you be talkin' smack, clown
'Cuz we be holdin' gats now
So you'd betta get yo' ass out

Papillion Nebraska where the real niggas live
We be hardened to the streets, we real insensitive
We the tough-ass middle class, the latchkey kids
Grew up on cable TV, fucked up from the Rit's
My A-D-D got all the teachers scared
But they don't fuck wit me 'cause I'm attention impaired

And jus' between you an' me, we real druggies indeed
Not only adderall - we crazy from the weed
We be smokin' that shit damn near every other week
An' gettin' so fucked up that we can't hardly speak
My ma just kicked me outta my million dollar shack
Now I be forced to pitch a tent on the golf course out back

'Cuz we from Paptown
Where niggas bring da smackdown
Don't you be talkin' smack, clown
'Cuz we be holdin' gats now
So you'd betta get you ass out

Trippy McGee

Cause we paptown nigga, we thugs from the hood
Talk shit about us, we gonna tease yo ass good
Cause in paptown nigga, we don't fuck around
We straight up thuggin, there be bullying abound
Pullin airsoft drivebys on all you niggas be jivin
In new model beemers, and my dad does the drivin

Cause the music of gats is the music we play
PAP PAP PAP nigga, every single day
My bitch mom says it's just a Merc that backfired
But I know another thug just got forcibly retired
Cause in paptown nigga, that's how bad it can get
So I jump on my 'puter to brag about it on the net

We from Paptown
Where niggas bring da smackdown
Don't you be talkin' smack, clown
'Cuz we be holdin' gats now
So you'd betta get yo' ass out

coke a holic

I don't care about any of dis shit
I been dodgin' bullets just to stay fit
You know how hard it is running from the 5-0,
Wit weed in yo pocket, the other wit the dough
Nigga you got nothin on the Pap-Pap
You ever come here, I'll turn ya into scrap
You betta stay back from my gang's space
We roll by the country club, we'll beat yo face

We from Paptown
Where niggas bring da smackdown
Don't you be talkin' smack, clown
'Cuz we be holdin' gats now
So you'd betta get yo' ass out

sKratch

Hey yo, hey yo, props to my homie MC MB
Holdin' it down wit the crew, me and Trippy McGuie
Our tires be screamin, turnin and burnin
We rollin past da school where punks be learnin
Pat Pat Pat and yo ass is still white, but black and blue
Next time we pack more plastic and lacerate you
Don't be smokin our shit unless you wanna pay for that shit
And I'll be checkin them bills makin sure they're legit
So back yo ass up and let me hit yo bitch
I'll give her HIV and a genital itch
Representin wit my suburban straight thug crew
Reserved for WASPS and blinged up jews
Nigga turn yo ass around and check yo shit at the door
And get ready for this fresh diss: yo momma's a whore

We from Paptown
Where niggas bring da smackdown
Don't you be talkin' smack, clown
'Cuz we be holdin' gats now
So you'd betta get yo' ass out

Uh, uh
What? Spin that shit.
One more time, aw shit

We from Paptown
Where niggas bring da smackdown
Don't you be talkin' smack, clown
'Cuz we be holdin' gats now
So you'd betta get yo' ass out

wheelchairman

uh uh, here comes DJ Wheelchairman
check da current n' da flow
like many a seaman fill 'er up with semen
my mp3 playa says bling bling
while I listen to da latest offspring
I grew up long, wrong n' strong,
so pass me the gat cuz I know where it's at
in the ghetto, from the get go, you don't know
I'm da chameleon number 2 billion from Pavillion
so if they ever ask ya, nigga, say I'm from Nebraska

We from Paptown
Where niggas bring da smackdown
Don't you be talkin' smack, clown
'Cuz we be holdin' gats now
So you'd betta get yo' ass out

Trippy McGee

We from Paptown
Where niggas bring da smackdown
Don't you be talkin' smack, clown
'Cuz we be holdin' gats now
So you'd betta get yo' ass out

McGee representin the dirty ghettos of The Pap
Where the Gs buy their threads at Hot Topic an The Gap
You know that life be cheap, but the houses be expensive
The curfew be constrictive, the golf courses be extensive
We got MP3 playaz by Ipod and we got discmans by Sony
But we ghetto cause my fuckin mom won't buy me a pony

When my Gs are over the bitch pretends like she's so nice
I showed the bitch, I slammed my bedroom door - fucking twice
Last month I got my first taste of pre-menstruel tension
And I cut my arm with scissors just to get some attention
I raised in The Pap, I know the cheapness of human life
Just ninety k per annum, a house, three cars and a wife

We from Paptown (uh, uh)
Where niggas bring da smackdown (yeah, yeah)
Don't you be talkin' smack, clown (nah, nah)
'Cuz we be holdin' gats now (pap, pap)
So you'd betta get yo' ass out ('fo it gets tapped)

MC McGee is passin tha phat beat to tha nigga on tha left....
Aight, kick that bass in... yeah... yeah, kick it.... aight... here we go

coke a holic

Here in da Pap, no loves ya at all
You learn to live wit 30$ a week till the Fall
I spend my days hangin' round the candy store
That be where I get my first class weed, fo' sure

Don't you think we'll just let you in
Y'all are just posers with yo 99 cent bling
I been livin' in Pap town fo' the 12 years of my life
You got no idea all sorts of hard times and strife

My mom hates me, she called me a fuck-up
She confined me to my room, she's so stuck up
She don't understand the hardships I've had
I got lost in the mall when I was a wee lad

Mom, she kicked me off of her golf course
But that's alright, cuz I went ridin' on a horse
I've gotten so good at the equitation
That I might ride out to the bus station

Just to get off of this forsaken town
Where there are druggies all around
I want to go where it's secure
Don't want to go where the skins not pure

We from Paptown
Where niggas bring da smackdown
Don't you be talkin' smack, clown
'Cuz we be holdin' gats now
So you'd betta get yo' ass out

lost_nvrfound

and every night when i'm goin to get back in my bed
my momma walks in and that fat bitch says
"you need direction, you need to get a life,
cause you're better than this, if you'd only try"
and i'm like "fuck you bitch, this is paptown bitch,
where the niggas, they be playin,
and the bitches, they be sayin... 'gimme.........crack'"
then my momma freaks, she screams "GET OUT!!"
so i walk out the door and throw a rock through the window

We from Paptown
Where niggas bring da smackdown
Don't you be talkin' smack, clown
'Cuz we be holdin' gats now
So you'd betta get yo' ass out

MC MB

Paptown muthafucka, where we don't play
'Less you count non-stop sessions of GTA
I got mad skillz wit guns - I crazy wit my glocks
Killin' niggas nonstop, 'til mom unplugs the X-Box
That's when I go psycho, call that slut a ho
Grab my stash of porno and head out the do'

'Cuz I be the number one pimp on this side of town
You know how MB operates - I got my shit locked down
I pimp Playboy, Hustler, and the swimsuit issue
Chargin' niggas madd cake for time alone with a tissue
Then I take the money I make, go buy some Robitussin
'Cuz in Paptown, muthafucker, the party never ends

Yeah we from Paptown
Where niggas bring da smackdown
Don't you be talkin' smack, clown
'Cuz we be holdin' gats now
So you'd betta get yo' ass out

If you ain't never been to the ghetto
Don't ever come to the ghetto
'Cause you wouldn't understand the ghetto
So stay the fuck out of the ghetto

sKratch

Yo MB hit me wit dat mic aight
And get ready cause my rhymes are tight
Livin it ruff cause I'm suburban and white
Shit I'll probably be doing dishes tonight

Me and my niggas we fight the good fight
On the web or our consoles all fuckin night
Poppin fresh punks left center an right
Cause moms gotst the surround sound last night

I ride shotgun with my pops, that's fo sho'
With the bump in the trunk I get bitches like whoah
They don't get periods yet so when i'm takin' it slow
There's no worries of knockin' up a damn ho

I don't wanna have to hit a nigga, even one I don't know
Cause I'm on probation and my grades are real low
Don't bust my style but if you want to, let's go
I got a nine at my hip and I took tai kwan do

Yeah we from Paptown
Where niggas bring da smackdown
Don't you be talkin' smack, clown
'Cuz we be holdin' gats now
So you'd betta get yo' ass out

Yeah yeah Paptown where you at
J-Nizzo'll tell you pap goes my gat
Yo Paptown, give a halla back
MB and McGuee are on the attack

SkunkIt
07-01-2005, 05:27 PM
....What's paptown?

SkunkIt
07-01-2005, 05:28 PM
Wishomie, stop trying to kill threads.

SkunkIt
07-01-2005, 05:40 PM
Wishomie, you're not funny. Your jokes make me nauseous.

Little_Miss_1565
07-01-2005, 05:54 PM
Mothafuckin' WERD.

*flashes gang signs*

Does this posse have a group name, like D-12 and G-Unit?

SicN Twisted
07-01-2005, 06:22 PM
I'll wreck you motherfuckers in a freestyle. Any day of the week.

You talk about paptown like you know how to rap, clown
Once I put the flaps down I'll administer an ass pound

Trippy's always comming onto me, lookin like he likes sodomy
i bet he'd follow me into a public bathroom and straight up try to fondle me
but I'd grab a wallaby and give him a lobotomy, as for wheelchairman, be real scared man, cause I love to kill a commie

I represent the BK, and I don't mean Burger King
I'm talkin Brooklyn, where thugs survive by murdering
Fuck your jive, cause I'm assertive, I don't waste time flirting
Ladies love my smile cause it's so disconcerting
As for you, MC MB, You got weak ass vocabulary
When it comes rhymes and beats you got nothin' on me
I can tell by your jive that you just a pussy
If you stepped into my vantage point that's all it would take
you'd start screaming like a cheerleader about to get raped
the whole paptown crew would be trying to escape
but you waste so much time frontin' your asses ain't in shape

I don't even rap, I talk to the beat
No need to run, I just walk with my feet
and with a 44. magnum I stalk the elite
cause I'm filled with conceit but it'l well deserved
I earned it hustlin rocks and defendin my turn
Brooklyn is where it's at, never for get that, come from paptown I knock your ass down like Felix the Cat.

Little_Miss_1565
07-01-2005, 06:37 PM
I'll wreck you motherfuckers in a freestyle. Any day of the week.

Then fucking rip, fool!

SicN Twisted
07-01-2005, 07:10 PM
You talk about paptown like you know how to rap, clown
Once I put the flaps down I'll administer an ass pound

Trippy's always comming onto me, lookin like he likes sodomy
i bet he'd follow me into a public bathroom and straight up try to fondle me
but I'd grab a wallaby and give him a lobotomy, as for wheelchairman, be real scared man, cause I love to kill a commie

I represent the BK, and I don't mean Burger King
I'm talkin Brooklyn, where thugs survive by murdering
Fuck your jive, cause I'm assertive, I don't waste time flirting
Ladies love my smile cause it's so disconcerting
As for you, MC MB, You got weak ass vocabulary
When it comes rhymes and beats you got nothin' on me
I can tell by your jive that you just a pussy
If you stepped into my vantage point that's all it would take
you'd start screaming like a cheerleader about to get raped
the whole paptown crew would be trying to escape
but you waste so much time frontin' your asses ain't in shape

I don't even rap, I talk to the beat
No need to run, I just walk with my feet
and with a 44. magnum I stalk the elite
cause I'm filled with conceit but it'l well deserved
I earned it hustlin rocks and defendin my turn
Brooklyn is where it's at, never for get that, come from paptown I knock your ass down like Felix the Cat.

It's a crime to rhyme with such despicable timing
My raps are so hot they'd pop your bitches hymen
My voice is sweet like Franky Limen
Or Sunday Bells, Chimin,
So from the 718 put your hands in the air, you fucks from paptown still have your hands down, victory I'll declare!

HornyPope
07-01-2005, 07:12 PM
Hahaha Sky took it seriously.

SicN Twisted
07-01-2005, 10:29 PM
Oh yeah, because I seriously murder people and speak eubonics daily.

Sin Studly
07-02-2005, 03:42 AM
Uh, sky... first off, edit those raps out of your posts.

Secondly, go here (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9779&page=6&pp=40&highlight=punkangel) and read post #224 onwards to see what the joke is. Then get yourself in on the action.

Sin Studly
07-02-2005, 03:58 AM
This nigga see the pap crew and he wants to fuckin fight
Doncha know we hear gunshots ringing out through every night?
Bitch, this pap-town, where we straight chew up tha Brooklyn cats
Nemesis moved in from tha Bronx an got drew down with twenty gats
Spic walks in thinkin like he the hardest beaner on the block
Well he the only beaner, or was, until we drew our Airsoft Glocks
An you hear the paps of compressed air, the plastic balls be flyin
An we put red marks on him until he said "NO FAIR!" and started cryin

So come an step yo ass up to the fuckin streets of the Pap
Where we mix adderall and weed with a wine cooler nightcap
Cause we crazy niggers, thugs that our moms can't control
With threats of spankins, groundins and Santa Claus bringin us coal
The bitch says nine o' clock is bedtime and we ignore her till ten
And the very next fuckin night we fuckin gonna do it again
Cause there ain't no way of stoppin the fuckin streets of tha P
We straight out thuggin an killin till we have to get home by tea

Cause we from pap-town, nigga... uh.. uh!

Skip91
07-02-2005, 04:00 AM
I Love your avatar tripboy

SicN Twisted
07-02-2005, 11:16 AM
I've read that post. This is unrelated, I'm simply showing a somewhat superior level of sarcastic rap skill.

Sin Studly
07-02-2005, 02:19 PM
I've read that post. This is unrelated, I'm simply showing a somewhat superior level of sarcastic rap skill.

It's not superior, and non-papillon related raps can go elsewheres. Unless you want an airsoft BB to the forehead.

lost_nvrfound
07-07-2005, 09:16 PM
I've read that post. This is unrelated, I'm simply showing a somewhat superior level of sarcastic rap skill.
superior?!?

JoY
07-13-2005, 07:13 PM
Yo yo we from pap town
we get by by smoking nutmeg now
pap pap pap we be high now
bitches n' dutches being sligh now

-Per and Tizz (high and/or Drunk)(tizz has a super personality)

shadowind
07-13-2005, 07:41 PM
"shut up fools me and my boys dominate you
* shots you all with with a teaser and watch ya shake*
hahahahahah
that was cool"


how was that?

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-13-2005, 07:42 PM
-Per and Tizz (high and/or Drunk)(tizz has a super personality)

"Edited by JoY. Reason: Censored by Vera"

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Paint_It_Black
07-14-2005, 04:47 AM
This shit is impressive. Punkangel should be damn proud. She's like a muse or something.

Sin Studly
07-19-2005, 06:23 PM
Y'know, I see a lotta niggas... tryin to claim the streetz. LA this and New York that and Detroit whateva... but what these niggas don't understand... is that they straight-up toy... they bitch-made niggas, they got no balls. Cause you spend one day in PapTown... and you realise Compton and the Bronx ain't nuttin but holiday estates, nigguh

Ever walk the mean streets
scared, helpless and alone
And you get your ass rolled
For lunch money and cell phone
They need money for their fix
And they straight up demand it
With the weapons they presentin
And you won't never understand it
Cause it's Paptown Reprezentin

This is Paptown, niggah
Hardest hood in all Nebraska
You piss off the gangsters here
You'd better fly out to Alaska
Cause the harsh culture of revenge
Means we don't never stop takin turns
Wedgies begat more wedgies
Indian burns begat more burns
You better watch yourself in PapTown
If you're trying to make your name
Cause the only road to greatness here
Is paved in blood and pain

You don't understand the PapTown
Raised in your suburban heaven
But the kids of Pap grow up too fast
Get put on the Rits by age eleven
Cause drugs saturate the PapTown
Our moms valium that we call 'smack'
And we paint the outside world with it
Cause inside our hearts are black
Because to grow up inside PapTown
Is to grow up without hope
So we crush up Tylenol Threes to snort
Except round here we call it 'dope'

Ever walk the mean streets
scared, helpless and alone
And you get your ass rolled
For lunch money and cell phone
They need money for their fix
And they straight up demand it
With the weapons they presentin
And you won't never understand it
Cause it's Paptown Reprezentin

And the girls are cheap in PapTown
Cause none of them believe in love
Most of them will stroke your jimmy
Without making it wear a glove
And the bitches are so hurt inside
That they'll try so hard to please
If all the parents come along
You can get a date to Chucky Cheese
And the pimps they make their profit
On the pain and broken hearts
Selling Dads PlayBoys to the boys
Just as soon as puberty starts

Thats the way of life in PapTown
Never know what each dawn brings
So we dye our hair, listen to punk
And get bellybutton rings
The family men are terrified
The housewives live in fear
From the monsters that they raised
Who call juiceboxes 'forties of beer'
And every night in PapTown
We all lay in our beds, awake
Listening to the Airsoft Music
Wondering how much more we can take

the_GoDdEsS
07-19-2005, 06:28 PM
Hahaha. The paptown songs are BBS gold. Let's all meet up in Nebraska.

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-19-2005, 06:30 PM
Damn, wish I could write stuff like that. =P

Conspiracy of One
07-19-2005, 06:33 PM
Paptown bizatches! Word

punkangel
07-19-2005, 06:36 PM
Paptown bizatches! Word


Stop trying to be cool.

Sin Studly
07-19-2005, 06:37 PM
You'd better do what she says, G. She's PapTown to the bone and she'll fuck you up.

punkangel
07-19-2005, 06:38 PM
You'd better do what she says, G. She's PapTown to the bone and she'll fuck you up.


You said that you dropped the subject about this whole situation

Conspiracy of One
07-19-2005, 06:38 PM
...............Fo shizzle? lol ok im done

the_GoDdEsS
07-19-2005, 06:41 PM
You said that you dropped the subject about this whole situation

Sometimes even ghetto kids become legends, inspiring art. Like you.

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-19-2005, 06:42 PM
I just had an image of ruroken being the local weed dealer.

*Dies of laughter*

Conspiracy of One
07-19-2005, 06:45 PM
ROTFL! oh my god thats fucked up!

thats quote of the day

Sin Studly
07-19-2005, 06:49 PM
You said that you dropped the subject about this whole situation

I say a lot of things.

lost_nvrfound
07-23-2005, 05:17 PM
I just had an image of ruroken being the local weed dealer.

*Dies of laughter*
*laughs* that'd be a sad ordeal

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
07-23-2005, 05:18 PM
*laughs* that'd be a sad ordeal

What's sad, is you revived this.

lost_nvrfound
07-23-2005, 05:22 PM
... :confused: ...

EDIT: how is my reviving this thread sad?

undesiredhope17
07-23-2005, 05:26 PM
this whole topic is sad

lost_nvrfound
07-23-2005, 05:29 PM
its all one big fucking joke that many people have taken part in and 90% of its readers would agree that its funny. you're clearly to dumb to enjoy a simple joke such as this one

undesiredhope17
07-23-2005, 05:32 PM
it was funny at 1st, but now its just lame... and I think everything is funny.

lost_nvrfound
07-23-2005, 05:39 PM
it was funny at 1st, but now its just lame... and I think everything is funny.
there isn't that much that can added anymore. my main reason for putting it all in this one topic is because in its original location it all became kinda scattered and was hard to follow. and its kinda cool to see it all put together. this is a piece of bbs gold that shouldn't be lost.

undesiredhope17
07-23-2005, 05:40 PM
I'd agree there, a classic moment indeed

Sin Studly
07-24-2005, 01:30 AM
Paptown niggas ain't nothin to fuck wit.

If I had money I'd fly us all to Papillion to cut an album.

lost_nvrfound
07-24-2005, 03:20 PM
that'd kick ass...


you feel better now?
well good... you shouldn't
we from paptown
don't fuck with us... i wouldn't
to fuck with us
would be like making a death wish
so move on you stupid piece of shit

cause we from paptown
we are a bunch a playas
we'll beat your ass down
and ask questions latuh

cause we from paptown
fuck, don't be a hatuh
we don't give a shit
cause you're a stupid waituh

Sin Studly
12-08-2005, 06:18 PM
bumpomglolroffle

Sunny
12-08-2005, 06:38 PM
thanks for the bumpage, i don't think ive ever seen this thread! zomg! (see avatar)

i laughed so hard i almost vomited.

Sin Studly
12-08-2005, 06:49 PM
I'll wreck you motherfuckers in a freestyle. Any day of the week.

*hilariously stupid raps follow from a white upperclass anarchist who didn't realise it was all a joke*

You had sex with that thing, Mags.

the_GoDdEsS
12-08-2005, 06:49 PM
That was one of the greatest self-pwns of the history.

Sunny
12-08-2005, 06:51 PM
i had sex with a man that dressed up like Link from Zelda. how's THAT for terrible.

Sin Studly
12-08-2005, 06:54 PM
Doesn't compare. Sky took this shit seriously and wrote his own god-awfully stupid raps that weren't even related to paptown and were more "i'm a badass gangsta yo yo".

(plus ; he's an anarchist.)

ninthlayer
12-08-2005, 06:55 PM
But was he dressed as Link at the time?

Sunny
12-08-2005, 06:56 PM
during intercourse? no, luckily, although he DID like it in the butt an awful lot.

ninthlayer
12-08-2005, 06:57 PM
lolz, phil.

Sunny
12-08-2005, 06:58 PM
lolz, shutup. i was young and naive.

Sin Studly
12-08-2005, 06:59 PM
Stop trying to divert the attention away from how hilariously pathetic sky is, and the fact that you fucked him.

(lolz, i'd comment on your big sensitive clitoris if I knew what one was. whatta clitoris?)

ninthlayer
12-08-2005, 07:06 PM
lolz, shutup. i was young and naive.
Yes, last year.
It's okay though, Phil just liked to be filled.
LAME JOKES!

Sunny
12-08-2005, 07:15 PM
he actually likes to spell his name Fil. i wish i was kidding.


and justin, we all make mistakes. i never claimed to have superior taste in the opposite sex. in fact, i got married to a man everyone considers gay.

whatta homo!

ninthlayer
12-08-2005, 07:37 PM
We aren't married.

lost_nvrfound
12-11-2005, 04:11 PM
I'll wreck you motherfuckers in a freestyle. Any day of the week.

You talk about paptown like you know how to rap, clown
Once I put the flaps down I'll administer an ass pound

Trippy's always comming onto me, lookin like he likes sodomy
i bet he'd follow me into a public bathroom and straight up try to fondle me
but I'd grab a wallaby and give him a lobotomy, as for wheelchairman, be real scared man, cause I love to kill a commie

I represent the BK, and I don't mean Burger King
I'm talkin Brooklyn, where thugs survive by murdering
Fuck your jive, cause I'm assertive, I don't waste time flirting
Ladies love my smile cause it's so disconcerting
As for you, MC MB, You got weak ass vocabulary
When it comes rhymes and beats you got nothin' on me
I can tell by your jive that you just a pussy
If you stepped into my vantage point that's all it would take
you'd start screaming like a cheerleader about to get raped
the whole paptown crew would be trying to escape
but you waste so much time frontin' your asses ain't in shape

I don't even rap, I talk to the beat
No need to run, I just walk with my feet
and with a 44. magnum I stalk the elite
cause I'm filled with conceit but it'l well deserved
I earned it hustlin rocks and defendin my turn
Brooklyn is where it's at, never for get that, come from paptown I knock your ass down like Felix the Cat.
rofl... poser mobile says you outta prepaid minutes foo!