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spidergirl
07-01-2005, 04:54 PM
I just wanted to know because this guy ripped me off with selling a phone to me and he droped his coke and i want to know if i keep it and not give it back if it will make up for it no i'm not a drup addict lol i have smoked a little pot but i still function normally and i am not addickted to drugs or anything anyways does anyone know? ok and also it is not that much so the value of a smaller amount

HornyPope
07-01-2005, 05:02 PM
El oh el zed

SicN Twisted
07-01-2005, 05:18 PM
Forty to sixty dollars a gram is standard, 70 to 80 if it's uncut. But I'd just do it, the rush beats the money.

Noodles is gay
07-01-2005, 05:43 PM
I just wanted to know because this guy ripped me off with selling a phone to me and he droped his coke and i want to know if i keep it and not give it back if it will make up for it no i'm not a drup addict lol i have smoked a little pot but i still function normally and i am not addickted to drugs or anything anyways does anyone know? ok and also it is not that much so the value of a smaller amount

You're an idiot.

spidergirl
07-01-2005, 05:47 PM
well thanks for the info i did try it lol i don't think i like it though i will just stick to my pot it helps my anxiety and keeps me calm i am diagnosed with post tramatic stress disorder lol but basically i had a fucked up child hood and i have some emotional problems from it but i deal i am a happy person with a positive attitude and i hope to do great things one day

but day to day right

0r4ng3
07-01-2005, 05:47 PM
You're an idiot.
I was waiting for someone to say that. I would, but I'm against hypocricy.

Noodles is gay
07-01-2005, 05:55 PM
well thanks for the info i did try it lol i don't think i like it though i will just stick to my pot it helps my anxiety and keeps me calm i am diagnosed with post tramatic stress disorder lol but basically i had a fucked up child hood and i have some emotional problems from it but i deal i am a happy person with a positive attitude and i hope to do great things one day

but day to day right

Yes, quite.

hey, you're new around here so why don't you tell all of your problems to total strangers on the internet - that does sound like a good idea.



Oh, and 'post traumatic stress disorder' is utter tosh - it's not real; if you pulled yourself together you'd be fine. You're obviously not British as you lack the strong upper lip, and instead go whinging about your 'disorder' like some modern day Thersites.

coke_a_holic
07-01-2005, 05:58 PM
Yes, quite.

hey, you're new around here so why don't you tell all of your problems to total strangers on the internet - that does sound like a good idea.



Oh, and 'post traumatic stress disorder' is utter tosh - it's not real; if you pulled yourself together you'd be fine. You're obviously not British as you lack the strong upper lip, and instead go whinging about your 'disorder' like some modern day Thersites.
You're going to break her pitiful brain.

Mota Boy
07-01-2005, 06:01 PM
Oh, and 'post traumatic stress disorder' is utter tosh - it's not real; if you pulled yourself together you'd be fine. You're obviously not British as you lack the strong upper lip, and instead go whinging about your 'disorder' like some modern day Thersites.
*sigh* Despite your best attempts to cover it with education, once again your idiocy shines through.

spider - just flush the shit. Then learn to use correct punctuation (and no, "lol" doesn't count as punctuation) and stop broadcasting your anxieties if you wish to not be further ridiculed.

coke_a_holic
07-01-2005, 06:02 PM
just flush the shit.

Listen to him.

Noodles is gay
07-01-2005, 06:04 PM
*sigh* Despite your best attempts to cover it with education, once again your idiocy shines through.

Go on then; explain how my 'idiocy shines through'. As far as I'm concerned this disorder does not exist - it's merely made up in the minds of those who seek attention. People can go through extremely 'bad' things without suffering because of it and it's only the weak, attention-seeing imbeciles who get this ridiculous 'disorder'.

Mota Boy
07-01-2005, 06:21 PM
First of all, you claim that she's "obviously not British" due to reliance on some asinine national stereotype that you seem to assume 1) everyone in Britain possesses and 2) nobody outside of Britain has. Normally I'd just assume that someone who said something like that was joking, but given your track record, it seems that you actually think shit like that.

Secondly, there are mounds of medical evidence supporting the existence of some type of post-traumatic stress disorder. You had a point in that you shouldn't blame every problem in your life on any vaguely-defined "disorder", but claiming that mental trauma is just the result of mental weakness is absurd.

Noodles is gay
07-01-2005, 06:26 PM
Well actually I was joking on the first bit - given the fact that English people are forever being given that stereotype, I thought that I may as well point it out.

Secondly; there are also 'mounds' of evidence against the existence of this disorder.

spidergirl
07-01-2005, 06:39 PM
well first of all this isn't exactly formal so i don't give a sh!t about punctuation
and that is what the internet is for talking about things and not haveing to aorry about anyone knowing who you are

basically i had a question and i just found a random forum and asked and i got my answer didn't i

well i just felt like commenting normally i don't pay anyatteintion to stupid people that must still be in high school or still have that mentality

coke_a_holic
07-01-2005, 06:40 PM
Secondly; there are also 'mounds' of evidence against the existence of this disorder.
Please cite some sources. I don't know much about the subject, but I would like to know where you learned that. Or, just post some information on it from any medical sites and leave the URL at the bottom.

spidergirl
07-01-2005, 06:44 PM
that is what the docs told me. i have basically from my experinces i have phobias and flash backs and i have these anxiety attacks of course i would never expect someone that hasn't experinced it to understand. i'm sure most of you have lived in surburbia where the worst thing that has happened to you is you didn't get those shoes that were cool that week

coke_a_holic
07-01-2005, 06:49 PM
Hey spidergirl, get over yourself.

SkunkIt
07-01-2005, 06:54 PM
that is what the docs told me. i have basically from my experinces i have phobias and flash backs and i have these anxiety attacks of course i would never expect someone that hasn't experinced it to understand. i'm sure most of you have lived in surburbia where the worst thing that has happened to you is you didn't get those shoes that were cool that weekI know exatly how you feel. Zoloft helps.

Noodles is gay
07-01-2005, 06:56 PM
coke_a_holic: look on google - I read it ages ago (probably in the Times).


where the worst thing that has happened to you is you didn't get those shoes that were cool that week

hell yeah, because all that matters in my life is fashionable shoes - ooh yeah! I'm just that shallow.


Mota Boy: I don't quite know what your problem is with me but I really don't care, ok. I state my opinions here, I don't state something just to conform or not to, but actually because that's what I believe. Calling me 'retarded' or stupid or unintelligent because of my opinions merely highlights your own stupidity - I'm entitled to think what the hell I want. I can believe what I want; I'm free to support Nazism, fascism, the Conservatives, the BNP, anything. Just as I'm free to believe in whatever supernatural life I want - hell, I could start worshipping Zeus and Hera if I felt like it. So, before you start on how 'stupid' I am you may actually decide not to argue ad hominem but instead to argue in an intelligent way, which is both constructive and 'mature' as you're all so worried about how young I am when actually you're the one who argues like a ten-year old. The same applies to RXP and his idiocy in telling me that I should 'die' because I don't believe that the British government should give aid to Africa. Fuck you, listen to the argument and if you donít agree then fine, challenge me. But donít just call someone stupid because you donít agree with them.

Noodles is gay
07-01-2005, 07:01 PM
basically i had a question and i just found a random forum and asked and i got my answer didn't i

I'm sorry, but that is utterly retarded. In my opinion, you are merely seeking attention - perhaps subconsciously, perhaps not. However, I neither know which, nor care which.

coke_a_holic
07-01-2005, 07:02 PM
Spidergirl: Look, I understand you've got your post-traumatic stress disorder or whatever. Just remember this, your disorder is not something you were born with. You have absolutely no right to feel like you are better than the others because you are 'handicapped'. Just because someone lives in suburbia, doesn't mean that shoes are important to them. You need to consider getting over whatever's haunting you from your past, not abuse it for sympathy.

Noodles is gay
07-01-2005, 07:05 PM
Just because someone lives in suburbia, doesn't mean that shoes are important to them.

NO! Shoes ARE important though! I mean liek how can you live without precious shoes? they're certainly the only thing on my mind - right now I'm planning which shoes to buy next because they're so incredibly great and important to me.


Now we shall sing:

For she's a jolly good attention-whore
for she's a jolly good attention-whore
for she's a jolly good attention-whore!
And so say all of us!

The Darkside Has Cookies
07-01-2005, 07:06 PM
I just wanted to know because this guy ripped me off with selling a phone to me and he droped his coke and i want to know if i keep it and not give it back if it will make up for it no i'm not a drup addict lol i have smoked a little pot but i still function normally and i am not addickted to drugs or anything anyways does anyone know? ok and also it is not that much so the value of a smaller amount

Be Cool,stay in school,don't do drugs,or I will kill you with some rugs/hugs.I don't know why I said that,but hey!What the hell?

coke_a_holic
07-01-2005, 07:08 PM
NO! Shoes ARE important though! I mean liek how can you live without precious shoes? they're certainly the only thing on my mind - right now I'm planning which shoes to buy next because they're so incredibly great and important to me.
O i no!! i love teh shus so much!!! i hav liek 8 pears lol opps i spelled pairs in da rong conteckst lol

0r4ng3
07-01-2005, 07:08 PM
Be Cool,stay in school,don't do drugs,or I will kill you with some rugs/hugs.I don't know why I said that,but hey!What the hell?
I don't mean to offend, but is your spacebar broken?

The Darkside Has Cookies
07-01-2005, 07:11 PM
No Im just somewhat lazy like that.

coke_a_holic
07-01-2005, 07:11 PM
Yeah, work on that. Now.

The Darkside Has Cookies
07-01-2005, 07:13 PM
Will do then friend.

coke_a_holic
07-01-2005, 07:13 PM
Alrighty, then.

Mota Boy
07-01-2005, 07:29 PM
Mota Boy: I don't quite know what your problem is with me but I really don't care... I'm entitled to think what the hell I want. I can believe what I want; I'm free to support Nazism, fascism, the Conservatives, the BNP, anything. Just as I'm free to believe in whatever supernatural life I want...
Of course you are. I never told you to leave the boards. I never told you to shut up. I never told you that you weren't entitled to your opinion. You could believe that rocks are actually candy, that the radio consists of little people playing instruments inside your car and that life was better three thousand years ago. You have every right to believe them, but that doesn't mean that they're not stupid.

It's logical leaps like that - mistaking me calling your opinions stupid with me criticizing your right to have an opinion - that make me think that you're stupid. Now, there are other examples, but I'm not going to use this post to "prove" to you why I think you're stupid, but instead "[my] problem with [you]".

When you first arrived on the boards, I thought that you were a bright girl who was just naive and would eventually grow out of that phase, but since I've gotten to observe you better, it's become apparent that you're just an overly-educated pseudo-intellectual. But that's not why I insult you - note that I've never seriously ragged you about Classics.

I also don't really respect you, but I don't respect a lot of people on the boards and let it slide. I also don't particularly like you, but I don't like a lot of people on the boards too, so that's not the reason. The reason is that I can't tolerate you. The reason is that you're a bigot. You're classist, racist (for lack of a better word), and overly judgemental in general. I wouldn't mind if you continued to say things with which I disagreed, or even said blatantly stupid things with which I disagreed. However you continue spew hate - against Americans, against the lower classes, against the upper classes, and what's worse is that you base it all off of this misplaced sense of entitlement due to an overestimation of your own intelligence. If you'd lay off your ad hominem smearing of Americans, "chavs" and "popular" kids, then I'd go back to ignoring your meanderings.

Mota Boy
07-01-2005, 07:31 PM
And spidergirl (I'm making a new post because I assume she wouldn't bother to read the previous one) - no, you don't have to use proper punctuation. But I also don't have to be nice to you. I'm not "threatening" you with being mean to you over the internet, I'm telling you that a lot of people here dislike poorly-written posts and that you'll save yourself a lot of grief if you made your writing look presentable. After all, I'm assuming that you're writing it in order to communicate with us, and if you do a shitty job of communication, don't be surprised if the people that don't ignore you insult you.

HornyPope
07-01-2005, 07:44 PM
Listen to Mota. It's likely you won't get a more sincere and straight-in-your-face advice elsewhere. I'll agree with his points and i'll stretch another point I generaly encounter with people your kind: you're not good at measuring your self worth. It's okay if you get into arguments with the plebians of the word, argue with them all you like, and with anyone else for that matter, but learn to recognize the intelect opposite to you. When you debate or otherwise communicate with a person who knows the issue better than you, it's best you pay an attentive ear to what he has to say. You might even learn.

Camilamazed
07-01-2005, 09:25 PM
Sin would probably answer that hehe :D

SicN Twisted
07-01-2005, 09:37 PM
Why'd we segway? I was hoping for a nice conversation about the street value of cocaine - we could compare and contrast prices to areas we live in.

notoriousdoc
07-02-2005, 01:51 AM
Meh, Stupid bitch

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y106/notoriousdoc/attention.bmp

Quick fact: in the mobile version of Dope Wars cocaine costs around 22000 units

Sin Studly
07-02-2005, 02:03 AM
a) What counrty do you live in?
b) What city do you live in?
c) What type of neighbourhood were you planning to sell it in?
d) What the hell is a 'smaller amount'?

Honestly, just give it back to him. You'll probably get shanked or needlestuck trying to sell it on the street.

Sin Studly
07-02-2005, 04:18 AM
Okay, I'm actually going to be helpful.

First, get an empty beer or coke can, and cut it in half. Throw the top half away. Turn the bottom half upside down, and put about a lines worth of coke in the curved recepticle bit. Add about half as much baking soda as there is cocaine. Add a few drops of water. Stir it until it has a somewhat consistant texture. Then apply heat from a lighter or candle underneath the can until the mixture starts to hiss and fumes come out. Remove the heat and let it sit until it finishes reacting. Split the resulting crack into two rocks, which you should be able to sell for about $10 each (or make me really happy and overdose on them). Repeat with another lines worth.

Now don't ever post here again. Ever.

SkunkIt
07-03-2005, 01:46 PM
Spidergirl: Look, I understand you've got your post-traumatic stress disorder or whatever. Just remember this, your disorder is not something you were born with. You have absolutely no right to feel like you are better than the others because you are 'handicapped'. Just because someone lives in suburbia, doesn't mean that shoes are important to them. You need to consider getting over whatever's haunting you from your past, not abuse it for sympathy.Alot of people aren't born with that, but medication can help a alot.

JoY
07-04-2005, 01:18 PM
Yes, quite.

hey, you're new around here so why don't you tell all of your problems to total strangers on the internet - that does sound like a good idea.



Oh, and 'post traumatic stress disorder' is utter tosh - it's not real; if you pulled yourself together you'd be fine. You're obviously not British as you lack the strong upper lip, and instead go whinging about your 'disorder' like some modern day Thersites.
want to make a fucking bet, that it's real?? you have quite some nerves & extreme lack of braincells to make such a fuckingly retarded judgement. how do you think these things go, Jenny? do you think only American psychiatrists would diagnose someone with post traumatic stress disorder? because it has a world-wide definition, based on world-wide, humane symptoms. although the label 'disorder' is sticked real easily to one's forehead these days & though there are so many labels, you could find a matching label for about anyone, you have no clue whatsoever what you're talking about. psychiatrists study TEN years & the rest of their entire life to be able to make a judgement like you just made snapping your fingers. take ONE guess who I'd trust.

I really don't dislike you, but you do manage to get a reaction out of me a LOT of the times with posts that are too fucking ignorant to put into words. even though I fully agree that you're a whiny little unintelligent attention-whore, when the first thing you do on a board, is tell about your fucked up youth & all the tragedy in your life, that has affected your sanity, I'd slap you silly for the post you made right here. "pull yourself together".... MY god. I've got to tell that one to the one family member from my father's side, who I have left, because the rest was killed in front of him during the war. I've got to tell that to my friend, who was disabled from the age of nine, when his parents had just made plans to send him to a specialised grammar school, because he was so smart. he now hasn't even been able to finnish the lowest level of high school. I have to tell that to my friend, who went on tour with her orchestra to Japan & was raped there every night by the father of her host-family. you really don't know anyfuckingthing about life, do you?

darko
07-04-2005, 01:28 PM
Go on then; explain how my 'idiocy shines through'. As far as I'm concerned this disorder does not exist - it's merely made up in the minds of those who seek attention. People can go through extremely 'bad' things without suffering because of it and it's only the weak, attention-seeing imbeciles who get this ridiculous 'disorder'.

yeah i'll tell all the WW2 war veteran that.

Brines
07-04-2005, 01:58 PM
Bella, I love you.

JoY
07-04-2005, 02:03 PM
why thank you.

& Mota, I just read your post & I fully agreed.
Jenny, if you really, really think your judgement on someone's sanity is more valid, or even just as valid, as that of someone who has studied psychiatry for ten years -&- the person for a nice while.. your sense of realism is really not from this planet & you're not just overestemating yourself.

nieh
07-04-2005, 02:14 PM
want to make a fucking bet, that it's real, etc...

I generally agree...except on the whole not disliking her thing.

Noodles is gay
07-04-2005, 02:22 PM
*bows*

God, you guys are so fucking easy to antagonize.


Also, JOY: that second paragraph was really quite nasty to read, grammar-wise, of course. :D (content-wise, it was pretty tame, vapid and tiresome, to be frank.)


PS. 'antagonize' comes from the Greek ανταγονιζεσθαι (antagonizesthai).

RXP
07-04-2005, 02:35 PM
I can't wait for NiG to be date raped.

Noodles is gay
07-04-2005, 02:36 PM
I wish the cops were still as corrupt as they used to be so they'd drag your paki ass off to prison where you could be some fat nigger's 'biatch'. Perhaps the cop'd have a go too on the journey there?

Maybe they could deport your black-ass back to where ever the fuck you came from whilst they're there? If we're really lucky.

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-04-2005, 04:07 PM
I wish the cops were still as corrupt as they used to be so they'd drag your paki ass off to prison where you could be some fat nigger's 'biatch'. Perhaps the cop'd have a go too on the journey there?

Maybe they could deport your black-ass back to where ever the fuck you came from whilst they're there? If we're really lucky.

Congratulations on nullifying your point! He was born in England.

Also, congratulations. All the people I have ever seen online, all the retarded morons who troll pointless shit, all the stupid perverts who seem to have little else to do than talk about getting erections.. I have more respect for all of them than I have for you.

Honestly.. you make me sick.

Sin Studly
07-04-2005, 10:47 PM
Although I'm a strong supporter of the strange coincidences we have in Australia that make black people "hang themselves" in their prison cells and "fall down the stairs and break their necks" in the police stations, I still found Jenny's post to be too retarded for words to describe.

She's way too middle-class and sheltered to be entitled to opinion on anything relating to the real world, and she should go join a classics forum and post all her bullshit there.

drug hustler
01-15-2006, 03:15 PM
:) how do u make cocaine

wheelchairman
01-15-2006, 03:18 PM
:) how do u make cocaine
You need the coca plant. But if you do it wrong you make Coca Cola.

original_prankster
01-15-2006, 03:19 PM
http://themot.org/gallery/d/506-1/ThreadNecro.jpg

Paint_It_Black
01-15-2006, 03:22 PM
Too much idiocy.

Andy
01-15-2006, 03:48 PM
http://themot.org/gallery/d/506-1/ThreadNecro.jpg
That's quite good.

Paint_It_Black
01-15-2006, 03:51 PM
"I Agree".

Andy
01-15-2006, 03:52 PM
"Good man"

Igniton
01-15-2006, 04:25 PM
You need the coca plant. But if you do it wrong you make Coca Cola.


hmm... when i tried to make cocaine, i got pepsi

JoY
01-15-2006, 04:26 PM
I just got aine.

get it? GET IT?? *slaps thighs*

Igniton
01-15-2006, 04:27 PM
I just got aine.

get it? GET IT?? *slaps thighs*

ha. ha. ha.

you should make your aine again and add coke!

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-15-2006, 04:28 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v435/TheUnholyNightbringer/CopyofLight.jpg

I dun get it.

Paint_It_Black
01-15-2006, 04:29 PM
No, that's the "I Want My Piwwow" look.

wheelchairman
01-15-2006, 04:29 PM
I just got aine.

get it? GET IT?? *slaps thighs*
I think I have what you are missing.

LALWZ

Sunny
01-15-2006, 04:29 PM
the original coca cola must've been so much more awesome than all the energy drinks we have today.

;z

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-15-2006, 04:30 PM
No, that's the "I Want My Piwwow" look.

I was under the impression that it was more "Where the fuck's my piwwow?"

Andy
01-15-2006, 04:31 PM
Does anyone know the Coca-Cola / Santa Claus story?

Paint_It_Black
01-15-2006, 04:31 PM
I sit corrected.

Igniton
01-15-2006, 04:31 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v435/TheUnholyNightbringer/CopyofLight.jpg

I dun get it.

it was a kind of retarted joke... that was prolly why you didnt get it

JoY
01-15-2006, 04:31 PM
*dies of laughter reading the previous conversation*

Igniton
01-15-2006, 04:32 PM
Does anyone know the Coca-Cola / Santa Claus story?

i forgot it

Andy
01-15-2006, 04:33 PM
Well, the classic Santa was traditionally green, but then Coke made adverts with him for christmas. Because the colours of Coke are Red/White instead of Green, they changed him accordingly. And thus, the Santa we know and love was born.

So basically; if it wasn't for Coke, Santa would be green. Festive, huh?

Paint_It_Black
01-15-2006, 04:34 PM
Didn't he get crucified or something too?

Igniton
01-15-2006, 04:36 PM
Didn't he get crucified or something too?

no that was the tooth fairy

JoY
01-15-2006, 04:37 PM
Well, the classic Santa was traditionally green, but then Coke made adverts with him for christmas. Because the colours of Coke are Red/White instead of Green, they changed him accordingly. And thus, the Santa we know and love was born.

So basically; if it wasn't for Coke, Santa would be green. Festive, huh?
I can't possibly imagine that's true. we have the original idea of 'Santa Claus' in the Netherlands every 5th of December & over here he looks like this;
http://devriendschapmierlo.dse.nl/images/Damian%20en%20Sinterklaas.JPG

Igniton
01-15-2006, 04:38 PM
very interesting points of view on santa claus, but i think the original was naked

Paint_It_Black
01-15-2006, 04:38 PM
Now I shall forever believe that in the Netherlands Santa looks like a white square with a red x through it.

Andy
01-15-2006, 04:39 PM
I swear to you that it's true, honest!

At least, I hope so now


very interesting points of view on santa claus, but i think the original was naked
A big fat hairy naked man giving kids presents for free? I certainly wouldn't sit on his lap if that was the case.

Igniton
01-15-2006, 04:40 PM
I swear to you that it's true, honest!

At least, I hope so now

well where did you hear it from?

and even though i like this conversation better, its funny how we went from the value of cocaine to what santa claus originally wore. haha

Igniton
01-15-2006, 04:41 PM
I swear to you that it's true, honest!

At least, I hope so now


A big fat hairy naked man giving kids presents for free? I certainly wouldn't sit on his lap if that was the case.

well thats why they put a red coat and stuff on him, but naked was the starter

Andy
01-15-2006, 04:42 PM
its funny how we went from the value of cocaine to what santa claus originally wore. haha
Like Rich said before; we can change the topic of every thread.

Anyway, I can't remember where I heard it; but it would have been from a reliable source, or I wouldn't have remembered it

Igniton
01-15-2006, 04:46 PM
Like Rich said before; we can change the topic of every thread.

Anyway, I can't remember where I heard it; but it would have been from a reliable source, or I wouldn't have remembered it

maybe santa told you himself in one of those notes?

wheelchairman
01-15-2006, 04:47 PM
In the Netherlands, Santa Claus (Sinter Klaas) is the pope, and has black slaves.

http://www.jsa.nl/sakuhin/2003/chu1/31.files/31_img3.jpg

http://www.jennymiller.com/images/october/SinterKlaas2.jpg

This explains why the dutch are so fucked up.

Andy
01-15-2006, 04:47 PM
Oh my god, is that for real? Dutch christmas must be fucking weird

the_offsprings_monkey
01-15-2006, 04:48 PM
Coke is for the weak, cool people pop a couple of E's at the party. :rolleyes:

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-15-2006, 04:48 PM
Looking forward to joining the police, then?

Igniton
01-15-2006, 04:48 PM
In the Netherlands, Santa Claus (Sinter Klaas) is the pope, and has black slaves.

http://www.jsa.nl/sakuhin/2003/chu1/31.files/31_img3.jpg

http://www.jennymiller.com/images/october/SinterKlaas2.jpg

This explains why the dutch are so fucked up.

that is interesting haha

Andy
01-15-2006, 04:49 PM
Coke is for the weak, cool people pop a couple of E's at the party. :rolleyes:

The cool kids do Cake. Or Jessop Jessop Jessop.
(BrassEye reference..Please someone get it)

wheelchairman
01-15-2006, 04:50 PM
Oh my god, is that for real? Dutch christmas must be fucking weird
Apparently it consists of putting things into wooden shoes, eating cookies that don't taste very good, having your name spelled out in chocolate (and arguing which letter is biggest and how life is unfair) and mocking tizz for being dutch and trying to pass of her culture as an actual culture.

Igniton
01-15-2006, 04:51 PM
Apparently it consists of putting things into wooden shoes, eating cookies that don't taste very good, having your name spelled out in chocolate (and arguing which letter is biggest and how life is unfair) and mocking tizz for being dutch and trying to pass of her culture as an actual culture.

sounds a lot like mine except minus the wooden shoes, bad cookies, chocolate names, arguiing about what is bigger and how life is unfair, and mocking tizz and stuff.

JoY
01-15-2006, 04:59 PM
Oh my god, is that for real? Dutch christmas must be fucking weird
it's not the same as Christmas. you guys fucked up Christmas by putting our Sinterklaas (or Sint Nicolaas/Saint Nicholas/Sankt Nikolaus) in the crib with baby Jesus.

Sinterklaas was the bisschop of Myra, nowadays in Turkey. still somehow we manage to claim he comes from Spain. whichever. he gave food to the poor & weddinggifts to girls who couldn't afford them. he died on 6 December & that's why we celebrate Sinterklaas the 5th of December. (which doesn't make a 100% sense)

just think about it for a second; how in anyone's right mind does a man with a red coat, a big white beard & free gifts make sense in relation to the birth of Jesus Christ? or Rudolph the Rednose Reindeer for that matter...

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-15-2006, 05:00 PM
It's to do with Saint Nicholas, who did similar things to Sinterklaas. It's all tied in with Christianity.

Igniton
01-15-2006, 05:05 PM
i wonder if santa does cocaine

0r4ng3
01-15-2006, 05:06 PM
I once tried making cocaine, ended up with orange soda.

Best. Drug. Ever.

Andy
01-15-2006, 05:07 PM
i wonder if santa does cocaine

Well, that ain't no beard that's all I'm going to say

Igniton
01-15-2006, 05:08 PM
Well, that ain't no beard that's all I'm going to say

hehe... im asking santa for coke next year, then i can sell it, what should i sell it for? anyone know the street value of cocaine?

JoY
01-15-2006, 05:34 PM
It's to do with Saint Nicholas, who did similar things to Sinterklaas. It's all tied in with Christianity.
Saint Nicholas = Sinterklaas.