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China Boy
07-02-2005, 12:07 PM
(Can't Get My) Belt Around Me

Christmas time has passed and the eating went on and on
Now I'm getting dressed, but I cant get my trousers on
Even though I try, I can't get my belt around me

Someone passed me food and I couldn't control myself
Now the doctors say they are worried about my health
Even though I try, I just cant help but eat and eat
I cant even see my own feet

No more big macs (Diet, Diet, Diet, Diet)
No more big snacks (Diet, Diet, Diet)

It seems all the clothes that I had, don't fit anymore
Sometimes I struggle, just to get in though the front door
Diets worth a try, but I can't give up KFC
Can't get my belt around me

Life's just not fair (Diet, Diet, Diet, Diet)
Stuck in this chair (Diet, Diet, Diet)

I would be skinny, if I could have things my own way
But it doesn't help when I have 16 meals a day
I've tried everything, There's really nothing more I can do

Belly's getting wider (Yeaah)
Trousers getting tighter (Yeaah)
I think you should know
Diet is just 'Die' with a 'T'
Can't get my belt around me
Can't get my belt around me
Can't get my belt around me
Can't get my belt around me

Anyone think I should record it?

07-02-2005, 12:20 PM
most excellent lol

07-02-2005, 12:26 PM

ya record it. And if u can post a link so we can hear it!

i`ll make YOU popular here in Brazil :cool:

07-02-2005, 12:53 PM
Record It....i Demand U!

China Boy
07-02-2005, 02:20 PM
Ok, but I can't record it until August :cool:

07-02-2005, 02:35 PM
You have to record it!
its funny :)