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07-02-2005, 03:14 PM
A Scot "from the Isle of Lewis" Is Drinking In A Southampton Bar.... He gets a call on his cell
phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear & orders a round of drinks for
everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced a
typical Scottish baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any
new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Scot just shrugs, "That's about
average up North, folks. Like I said, my boy's a typical Scottish baby boy."
Congratulations showered him from all around & many exclamations of "WOW!"
were heard. One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks
later the Scot returns to the bar. The bartender says "Say, you're the
father of that typical Scottish baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't
you? Everybody's been makin' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. We
were gonna call you... so how much does he weigh now?" The proud father
answers, "Seventeen pounds." The bartender is puzzled & concerned. "What
happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born." The Scots
father takes a slow swig from his Stornoway Dark Isle Real Ale wipes his lips
on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender & proudly says,

"Had him circumcised".

Sorry i'm bored

07-02-2005, 04:58 PM
That's a lot of foreskin