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OFFSPRINGHOT
07-05-2005, 10:13 PM
i would like to know if noodles is metrosexual or something like that
look this pics

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/3306/19lg.jpg

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/5118/46ap.jpg

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/1409/55nl.jpg

OFFSPRINGHOT
07-05-2005, 10:14 PM
http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/3643/62ak.jpg

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/7393/nod2jk.jpg

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/5128/noodlesleg17cx.jpg

just a curiosity....

but i love him anyway

what do u guys think??

undesiredhope17
07-05-2005, 10:17 PM
you actually took the time to do all that?
We'll never know for sure unless he comes out and says that he for sure is or isn't. If he is, well then I guess we can start dancing around to "Coming Clean" by green day. Personally, I could care less, all I know is the offspring kick ass and will continue to do so no matter what their band members are!

THE_DUKE
07-05-2005, 10:28 PM
i have the austinpowers heart on my chest...








:cool:

Dead Cheerleader
07-05-2005, 10:30 PM
Does Noodles shave his body??! Holy Shit that's hot!! Thanks for those pics btw.

SkunkIt
07-05-2005, 10:31 PM
....i....You are a moron.

Camilamazed
07-05-2005, 10:44 PM
I'd do him now.I like men with no hair hehe

SkunkIt
07-05-2005, 10:47 PM
Yeah, guys with really hairy armpits are usually really disgusting looking when they raise their arms, so it's a good thing he keeps himself armpit hair free. Leg hair, I don't care if guys have it or not.

Venom Symbiote
07-05-2005, 10:58 PM
Uh...if your definition of "metrosexual" is merely shaving your body-hair, then I think you need to borrow a fucking dictionary off your parents for just a little bit.

Sure, it's creepy, but hey: he's Jewish.

;)

If Noodles starts using Revlon products, wearing pink shirts like the emo-kids, drinking Bacardi instead of beer, and hanging out in trendy cafe's with his Moccacino Latte', then you may have a point.

Until then, go fondle your delicate little insecure arsehole a little more. Preferably with a broomstick or something else fairly painful.

I'd say Noodles is probably the MOST "macho" or "manly" of the group, as liberal as he may seem. Not sure if I'm complementing him there or not, but you know.

A pretty stupid thread - I'm not defending him as such, I'm defending us against your retarded mindset.

Revolver-2005?
07-05-2005, 11:36 PM
lol some people just arent hairy man

Rabbit209
07-05-2005, 11:40 PM
I think I have more hair on my ass then Noodles has on his body.

Camilamazed
07-05-2005, 11:41 PM
Uh...if your definition of "metrosexual" is merely shaving your body-hair, then I think you need to borrow a fucking dictionary off your parents for just a little bit.

Sure, it's creepy, but hey: he's Jewish.

;)

If Noodles starts using Revlon products, wearing pink shirts like the emo-kids, drinking Bacardi instead of beer, and hanging out in trendy cafe's with his Moccacino Latte', then you may have a point.

Until then, go fondle your delicate little insecure arsehole a little more. Preferably with a broomstick or something else fairly painful.

I'd say Noodles is probably the MOST "macho" or "manly" of the group, as liberal as he may seem. Not sure if I'm complementing him there or not, but you know.

A pretty stupid thread - I'm not defending him as such, I'm defending us against your retarded mindset.

You're wrong. Noodles IS pure GAYNESS :p

AlphaDrake
07-05-2005, 11:43 PM
I think I have more hair on my ass then Noodles has on his body.

lol 10/10

10char

Camilamazed
07-05-2005, 11:45 PM
I think I have more hair on my ass then Noodles has on his body.

WTF
hahaha

barangatang
07-06-2005, 12:33 AM
Uh...if your definition of "metrosexual" is merely shaving your body-hair, then I think you need to borrow a fucking dictionary off your parents for just a little bit.

Sure, it's creepy, but hey: he's Jewish.

;)

If Noodles starts using Revlon products, wearing pink shirts like the emo-kids, drinking Bacardi instead of beer, and hanging out in trendy cafe's with his Moccacino Latte', then you may have a point.

Until then, go fondle your delicate little insecure arsehole a little more. Preferably with a broomstick or something else fairly painful.

I'd say Noodles is probably the MOST "macho" or "manly" of the group, as liberal as he may seem. Not sure if I'm complementing him there or not, but you know.

A pretty stupid thread - I'm not defending him as such, I'm defending us against your retarded mindset.

kevin is jewish!!!? THATS sooo fucking awsome!!!

good point 2

Revolver-2005?
07-06-2005, 01:17 AM
kevin is jewish!!!? THATS sooo fucking awsome!!!

good point 2


not really a good point..i mean im jewish and ive got alot of hair

Hypodermic_89
07-06-2005, 01:54 AM
I don't care if Noodles was a fucking shemale. as long as he can play the guitar, I'm happy

Preecey
07-06-2005, 02:01 AM
I don't care if Noodles was a fucking shemale. as long as he can play the guitar, I'm happy
I think I might care then.

Nah, Noodles is cool.

killer_queen
07-06-2005, 03:41 AM
No, he's not metrosexual. He's gay. That's all. What's wrong with you people? Why don't you accept it?

Dexter_italy
07-06-2005, 04:42 AM
I didn't know that if you shave your body then you're gay. Bikers shave their body so when they fall they don't get too many infections, so are all the bikers gay??? anyone can do whatever he wants with his body, i really don't understand you guys, always something to say some bullshit........

Hysteria
07-06-2005, 05:39 AM
Doesn't anyone realise that some people just don't develop or grow hair over the body? It can happen in certain areas, like they may just not grow hair on their legs or whatever. Just because they don't have body hair doesn't mean they shave it or that they're gay.

SplinterByMyOwnDesign
07-06-2005, 05:44 AM
No, he's not metrosexual. He's gay. That's all. What's wrong with you people? Why don't you accept it?

Now.... Please explain to me how he is gay if he has a Wife and Daughter...

Explain....go for it.... i don't see how he can be gay if he has a family!

And chicks like the whole... non hairy thing these days im pretty god damn sure, so just leave him alone, what did Noodles ever do to you, he doesn't talk about you behind your back. the least you could do is respect him for the great music he is making for us.


I'm Done.

Hysteria
07-06-2005, 05:46 AM
People can turn gay you know. They don't just have to be born gay to be gay. Some people are straight for many years, get married, have children before becoming gay.

It's what marriage and living 24/7 with a woman does to a man. :D

Little_Miss_1565
07-06-2005, 05:55 AM
I go to school in one of the gayest areas of this nation. Consider me an expert on most things homo. Noodles is definately nowhere near metro. Should he ever trade his spikey 'do in for a big fag-front-flip, talk incessantly about how amazing Kiehl's new moisturizer is, address everyone as "girlfriend,"and most of all, not wear t-shirts and big shorts because they hide too much of his figure, well, then you can start asking if he's turning metro.

Until then, let's all just calm down.

gortesque
07-06-2005, 06:02 AM
1.can't a guy shave his legs? not all women like their men hairy
2.who gives a fuck?

Aimeht
07-06-2005, 06:02 AM
I like men shaving themselfves.

killer_queen
07-06-2005, 06:37 AM
Now.... Please explain to me how he is gay if he has a Wife and Daughter...

Explain....go for it.... i don't see how he can be gay if he has a family!

And chicks like the whole... non hairy thing these days im pretty god damn sure, so just leave him alone, what did Noodles ever do to you, he doesn't talk about you behind your back. the least you could do is respect him for the great music he is making for us.


I'm Done.

Man, I was just kidding. Nobody can know if he's really gay or not except his wife. But if I was serious I would remind you Elton John. Is there a rule that gays can't have kids?

Vera
07-06-2005, 06:43 AM
Should he ever trade his spikey 'do in for a big fag-front-flip, talk incessantly about how amazing Kiehl's new moisturizer is, address everyone as "girlfriend,"and most of all, not wear t-shirts and big shorts because they hide too much of his figure, well, then you can start asking if he's turning metro.
Hahahahahha. I love you.

Hysteria
07-06-2005, 06:46 AM
How Ironic.

ashtray_girl_1
07-06-2005, 08:18 AM
i always miss telekinesis when we discuss noodles' gayness
anyways, i don't care about his or anybody's sexual orientation

killer_queen
07-06-2005, 08:36 AM
i always miss telekinesis when we discuss noodles' gayness
anyways, i don't care about his or anybody's sexual orientation
I always miss her. I wish there were more threads about Noodles' gayness.

Preecey
07-06-2005, 08:41 AM
Noodles is ok. An excellent lead guitarist who's one of the cornerstones of the band. Talent is all you need to be in a good band. Sexual orientation is irrelevant.

barangatang
07-06-2005, 08:45 AM
No, he's not metrosexual. He's gay. That's all. What's wrong with you people? Why don't you accept it?

i think hes married(to a women) and has kids

Rabbit209
07-06-2005, 08:45 AM
Your face is irrelevant.

Preecey
07-06-2005, 08:46 AM
Your face is irrelevant.
You probably meant that as some kind of insult, but yes it is.

Rabbit209
07-06-2005, 08:48 AM
Haha, yes it was my horrible attempt at an insult.

killer_queen
07-06-2005, 08:49 AM
i think hes married(to a women) and has kids
So? Elton John used to be married and he has kids. What's your point? Also I said I was kidding. Why don't you read the whole thread?

Preecey
07-06-2005, 08:58 AM
Ha ha, meterosexual. Sex on a train.

Camilamazed
07-06-2005, 08:58 AM
Now.... Please explain to me how he is gay if he has a Wife and Daughter...

Explain....go for it.... i don't see how he can be gay if he has a family!

And chicks like the whole... non hairy thing these days im pretty god damn sure, so just leave him alone, what did Noodles ever do to you, he doesn't talk about you behind your back. the least you could do is respect him for the great music he is making for us.


I'm Done.


He's gay because he said so........... And I believe him hehe

China Boy
07-06-2005, 09:02 AM
Ha ha, meterosexual. Sex on a train.

Nope. People who are sexually attracted to trains.

Camilamazed
07-06-2005, 09:03 AM
LMFAO

Hahahaha ........ People attracted to train is awesome.......
:D

Preecey
07-06-2005, 09:03 AM
Nope. People who are sexually attracted to trains.
Ok. So how do you actually hump a train?

EDIT: I'm, um, asking, er...cause a friend of mine wants to know...sorta.

Camilamazed
07-06-2005, 09:06 AM
Ok. So how do you actually hump a train?

EDIT: I'm, um, asking, er...cause a friend of mine wants to know...sorta.

A friend of your??

*points and laughs*

killer_queen
07-06-2005, 09:06 AM
Nope. People who are sexually attracted to trains.
I don't think Noodles is attracted to trains. He's not that kind of guy.

Camilamazed
07-06-2005, 09:07 AM
I don't think Noodles is attracted to trains. He's not that kind of guy.

I guess it depends on the train....

Preecey
07-06-2005, 09:08 AM
I don't think Noodles is attracted to trains. He's not that kind of guy.
What guys are? Apart from magnetic ones, of course.

killer_queen
07-06-2005, 09:08 AM
I guess it depends on the train....
Nah... All the trains are same, like boys.

Preecey
07-06-2005, 09:08 AM
I guess it depends on the train....
HAHAHA- that made me laugh soo bad! 'My God, will you just look at the sliding doors one that one!'

killer_queen
07-06-2005, 09:09 AM
What guys are? Apart from magnetic ones, of course.
I don't know. Guys like you?

Camilamazed
07-06-2005, 09:09 AM
HAHAHA- that made me laugh soo bad! 'My God, will you just look at the sliding doors one that one!'

Dammit, I didn't get you :confused:

Preecey
07-06-2005, 09:11 AM
I don't know. Guys like you?
Hey! I'll admit I'm like no other guys, I'm not a meterosexual. I only drop into the train station on Tuesdays for some quick lovin'.

Camilamazed
07-06-2005, 09:11 AM
Nah... All the trains are same, like boys.

Nah... There are those old ones and the modern ones (Like all the boys) ;)
If you know what I mean....

Preecey
07-06-2005, 09:11 AM
Dammit, I didn't get you :confused:
Never mind. I thought it was funny, though.

Camilamazed
07-06-2005, 09:13 AM
Never mind. I thought it was funny, though.
Now cammie is curious..... :(

China Boy
07-06-2005, 09:15 AM
Damn! :mad:
I go to the train station every day when I get to school.

I'm worried about me :(

killer_queen
07-06-2005, 09:15 AM
Hey! I'll admit I'm like no other guys, I'm not a meterosexual. I only drop into the train station on Tuesdays for some quick lovin'.
I'm sure you're not.
And Cammie, of course I know, I live in Turkey. But still, I don't think Noodles likes trains. Maybe animals, but not trains.

Preecey
07-06-2005, 09:15 AM
Now cammie is curious..... :(
It's like, when sleazy guys comment on girls, they say things like: 'Wow, look at the thighs on her' and stuff like that. So if you were tragically attracted to train, you'd comment on the windows, the rails, or the sliding doors, or something.

It's not so funny now... :(

Preecey
07-06-2005, 09:16 AM
Maybe animals, but not trains.
So he's a bestophile?

Camilamazed
07-06-2005, 09:16 AM
Damn! :mad:
I go to the train station every day when I get to school.

I'm worried about me :(

You MUST be careful

Muaaaaaaahahahaha


*cammie now wonders what kind of animals Nood would do* :eek:

China Boy
07-06-2005, 09:17 AM
Hehe I got the joke :D

But now I'm worried about my mental health... :(

Camilamazed
07-06-2005, 09:18 AM
It's like, when sleazy guys comment on girls, they say things like: 'Wow, look at the thighs on her' and stuff like that. So if you were tragically attracted to train, you'd comment on the windows, the rails, or the sliding doors, or something.

It's not so funny now... :(

*Cammie burts in laughter*

A little bit late, but that was funny haha
:D

China Boy
07-06-2005, 09:18 AM
You MUST be careful

Muaaaaaaahahahaha


*cammie now wonders what kind of animals Nood would do* :eek:

Maybe his cat, "Woody"

Preecey
07-06-2005, 09:19 AM
STATION
I'll never learn.
STATION
I'll never see.

Just tell me why the train has, why the train has got a hold me.

Some might say,
It's a train.
For all I know it don't mean a thing
Either way,
Can't complain.
For all I know I'm getting laid.

killer_queen
07-06-2005, 09:19 AM
Horses? A black Arabian horse would look good near Noodles. (Oh God, I hope Noodles won't see these things)

China Boy
07-06-2005, 09:21 AM
Ok, this is kind of gettin gout of control...

Camilamazed
07-06-2005, 09:21 AM
STATION
I'll never learn.
STATION
I'll never see.

Just tell me why the train has, why the train has got a hold me.

Some might say,
It's a train.
For all I know it don't mean a thing
Either way,
Can't complain.
For all I know I'm getting laid.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh My God...... You guys are great......

Poor Woddy hehehe......


I guess Noodles would do a Dromedary...it's so cute..... :D

Preecey
07-06-2005, 09:22 AM
Ok, this is kind of gettin gout of control...
Yeah, I think it is too. I blame myself for the parody of Session.

China Boy
07-06-2005, 09:24 AM
After all this, I think I'm never going to go by train again...

It..... it just creeps me out.

Camilamazed
07-06-2005, 09:25 AM
After all this, I think I'm never going to go by train again...

It..... it just creeps me out.

I don't think so.....

Preecey
07-06-2005, 09:25 AM
I'll never look at a train the same way again.



How did that sound wrong somehow?

killer_queen
07-06-2005, 09:26 AM
I'm not blaming myself. Last time I said that much things about Noodles, he wrote here. Maybe we should talk about Greg K's gayness.

Camilamazed
07-06-2005, 09:26 AM
I'll never look at a train the same way again.



How did that sound wrong somehow?

Fuck...

I WAS going to say that :mad:

China Boy
07-06-2005, 09:35 AM
OR, we could talk about something else than gayness.

For once in a while...

St. Jimmy
07-06-2005, 09:46 AM
This thread damaged my brainnnnnnnn.

Camilamazed
07-06-2005, 10:04 AM
This thread damaged my brainnnnnnnn.

Your brain is already damaged :p

Preecey
07-06-2005, 10:07 AM
Fuck...

I WAS going to say that :mad:
Haha, sorry. :D

St. Jimmy
07-06-2005, 10:23 AM
Your brain is already damaged :p

No! I have a brain deasesa...i don't have one. A brain.

Preecey
07-06-2005, 10:33 AM
No! I have a brain deasesa...i don't have one. A brain.
That line is a perfect example of what you're trying to say.

Camilamazed
07-06-2005, 10:42 AM
No! I have a brain deasesa...i don't have one. A brain.

I was going to edit my posta and say that.Thank you for saving me the work hehe :D

Nirushika6789
07-06-2005, 10:42 AM
give the guy a break... come on hes married and has a daughter... for gods sake wot do u want???!!! :mad:

so what if he shaves it better looking .... god u all judge... if hes gay ( which i doubt) who cares he still ROCKS :p

besides he doesnt even look gay...come on think b4 u write

China Boy
07-06-2005, 10:45 AM
Ok he's married. But he might be married to a train.
Has anyone stated he isn't?

Camilamazed
07-06-2005, 10:46 AM
I wonder how their wedding was..... Noodles and the train with the wedding song hahahahaha

Nirushika6789
07-06-2005, 10:49 AM
jesus u guys never give up... r u just here to insult him or something ... shut up for a while

Camilamazed
07-06-2005, 10:51 AM
Someone around here seems to be bored and doesn't know how to have a great time..... :rolleyes:

cry baby

Nirushika6789
07-06-2005, 11:05 AM
sure whatever u think

Preecey
07-06-2005, 11:10 AM
Hey, we're only having a laugh. Noodles is cool.

Nirushika6789
07-06-2005, 11:12 AM
oh ok oops my bad lol :o

Camilamazed
07-06-2005, 11:14 AM
People would enjoy us (silly ones) and have some fun saying bullshit. It's good sometimes.... :D

Preecey
07-06-2005, 11:15 AM
I was more on about man's reletionship with train until it all got out of hand. Earlier on in the thread all we basically agreed upon is that we don't care what his sexual orientation is. I agree with you that Noodles is ok.

platinumpt
07-06-2005, 11:17 AM
Holy shit I'm laughing so much with this thread AHHAHAHAHAA


That are some great pics man, that was fantastic!! ... were them real or photoshop? ;)

Anyway, I wouldn't mind even if he was gay, as long as The Offspring continue to do such great songs man!!!!!! THEY FUCKING KICK ASS!!!!!! :cool:

Camilamazed
07-06-2005, 11:25 AM
Everyone here is GAY.I'm finding the thread started by Noodles where he says he and his wife are gay :D

Nirushika6789
07-06-2005, 11:27 AM
lol post a link of it here

Preecey
07-06-2005, 11:28 AM
Holy shit I'm laughing so much with this thread AHHAHAHAHAA


That are some great pics man, that was fantastic!! ... were them real or photoshop? ;)

Anyway, I wouldn't mind even if he was gay, as long as The Offspring continue to do such great songs man!!!!!! THEY FUCKING KICK ASS!!!!!! :cool:
Yeah, this is a good thread.With the accusations, the ridiculousness of human-train relationships and basic slander this is one fine day's work. #puffs on his cigar#

killer_queen
07-06-2005, 11:30 AM
Everyone here is GAY
Did you see this Preecey?

Preecey
07-06-2005, 11:32 AM
This thread has been awarded the Preecey Seal of Approval.
http://www.eleganthack.com/archives/seal-face.jpg

Nirushika6789
07-06-2005, 11:33 AM
;)
Everyone here is GAY.I'm finding the thread started by Noodles where he says he and his wife are gay :D

noodles doesnt have a profile and he isnt on the members list... does anyone have a link to his profile ?????
if so will u post it plz...??

Preecey
07-06-2005, 11:34 AM
Did you see this Preecey?
Is that an accusation?

pyrosk8er
07-06-2005, 11:34 AM
;)

noodles doesnt have a profile and he isnt on the members list... does anyone have a link to his profile ?????
if so will u post it plz...??

it's a secret :rolleyes:

Camilamazed
07-06-2005, 11:34 AM
Of course Noodles Posts here.

Here's the link for the gay thread.

http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8415

gortesque
07-06-2005, 11:35 AM
Ha ha, meterosexual. Sex on a train.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

killer_queen
07-06-2005, 11:35 AM
Yes, hehe...

Camilamazed
07-06-2005, 11:36 AM
Is that an accusation?

I said everyone here is gay....... :p

I'm gay.Noodles is gay.So is his wife :D

Camilamazed
07-06-2005, 11:37 AM
Yes, hehe...

Heeeeey .You're also gay :p

Preecey
07-06-2005, 11:37 AM
Um...those accusation are completely unfounded...um. Er. I did not have sexual reletions with a hobo. I repeat: NOT.

Camilamazed
07-06-2005, 11:38 AM
So you're a metrosexual for you want to hump a train ;)

Preecey
07-06-2005, 11:39 AM
So you're a metrosexual for you want to hump a train ;)
Have you been spying on me? Not that I have anything to hide of course, ahah, no. #eyes dart around suspiciously#

Camilamazed
07-06-2005, 11:41 AM
Have you been spying on me? Not that I have anything to hide of course, ahah, no. #eyes dart around suspiciously#

HA! I knew it......

I'm a stalker

Preecey
07-06-2005, 11:42 AM
I should really stop posting now. I'm just digging my own grave...

Camilamazed
07-06-2005, 11:44 AM
I should really stop posting now. I'm just digging my own grave...

Everyone knows now that you're fond of trains... You metrosexual :p

Preecey
07-06-2005, 11:47 AM
Everyone knows now that you're fond of trains... You metrosexual :p
I'm gonna go drown my sorrows. #sniffs#






At the train station.

Camilamazed
07-06-2005, 11:48 AM
I'm gonna go drown my sorrows. #sniffs#






At the train station.

LOL

I'm retarted today...

Preecey
07-06-2005, 11:50 AM
Me too. :(

Camilamazed
07-06-2005, 11:53 AM
Why :( ?

You must admit we're having even with something so stupid hehe :p

killer_queen
07-06-2005, 11:55 AM
Why :( ?

You must admit we're having even with something so stupid hehe :p
It's not stupid. We're talking about serious things here.

Preecey
07-06-2005, 11:55 AM
Yes, of course train sex is a serious matter.

killer_queen
07-06-2005, 11:56 AM
If you don't find it serious then go away Peaches.

Camilamazed
07-06-2005, 11:58 AM
It's not stupid. We're talking about serious things here.

Sowie !!

I Know that you tottaly lurve the train :D

China Boy
07-06-2005, 12:00 PM
Hey I'm actually being serious with the train stuff. When you are late for a train, you run for it. The train is so important. You love the train. You don't want it to go without you. You're jealous of the other people on the train.

Hey, If anybody tries to ride my train... I'll....I'll.. at least I'll do something bad.

we all have some metrosexuality in us :o

EDIT Damn I posted this too late. I'm the last one to be serious.

China Boy
07-06-2005, 12:03 PM
http://www.air-and-space.com/197508%20Eureka%20Skunk%20Train/11%20Skunk%20Train%2045%202-8-2%20right%20front%20l.jpg

Sexy :p

Camilamazed
07-06-2005, 12:03 PM
Hey I'm actually being serious with the train stuff. When you are late for a train, you run for it. The train is so important. You love the train. You don't want it to go without you. You're jealous of the other people on the train.

Hey, If anybody tries to ride my train... I'll....I'll.. at least I'll do something bad.

we all have some metrosexuality in us :o

EDIT Damn I posted this too late. I'm the last one to be serious.

Hahahahahahahahahaahah

*You love the train. You don't want it to go without you*
That was the best hahahahahahahha

killer_queen
07-06-2005, 12:05 PM
http://www.air-and-space.com/197508%20Eureka%20Skunk%20Train/11%20Skunk%20Train%2045%202-8-2%20right%20front%20l.jpg

Sexy :p
Disgusting.

DarrellOCguy
07-06-2005, 12:07 PM
Back to the thread topic......

Noodles may be gay, he may not. Who cares.

Just Remember, He surfs every Chance he gets, and i dont know about the guys here but i wouldnt want to be the the middle aged hairy Punk rock surfer guy at the beach. Hes just trying to stay as good looking as he can while doing everything he loves, so leave him alone. :D

Camilamazed
07-06-2005, 12:09 PM
DAREEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL

NOODLES SAID he's a gay himself...... :mad:

Preecy, do you like that train?

Preecey
07-06-2005, 12:11 PM
Preecy, do you like that train?

Not allowed.


If you don't find it serious then go away Peaches.

darko
07-06-2005, 12:12 PM
whoa, Noodles' is going to be happy, first we starting calling him gay, then we start making fun off his eyesight and now this.....

China Boy
07-06-2005, 12:13 PM
Hey that train is my "train-friend". If you ride him..... I will hire a hitman.
Hmm It's a male train. Does that make me gay?

Nirushika6789
07-06-2005, 12:16 PM
whoa, Noodles' is going to be happy, first we starting calling him gay, then we start making fun off his eyesight and now this.....

did people actually call him gay and make fun of his eye sight???? how low can u get !!!!
god give the guy a break!!!!! :mad:

DarrellOCguy
07-06-2005, 12:17 PM
Camilamazed.........you Believe Him?????? I mean come on He's a Famous guitar player... he could make you believe anything...

Nirushika6789
07-06-2005, 12:17 PM
Back to the thread topic......

Noodles may be gay, he may not. Who cares.

Just Remember, He surfs every Chance he gets, and i dont know about the guys here but i wouldnt want to be the the middle aged hairy Punk rock surfer guy at the beach. Hes just trying to stay as good looking as he can while doing everything he loves, so leave him alone. :D


speak the truth lol

China Boy
07-06-2005, 12:17 PM
Right now I'm making fun of me :eek:

Nirushika6789
07-06-2005, 12:20 PM
i know noodles wont b happy with all this but can u guess how his wife would react... like come on she married him and people are callin him gay!!! my god, and its not because hje looks gay its cause he shaves his legs and armpits!!! god wot is the world coming to...????

Camilamazed
07-06-2005, 12:20 PM
Camilamazed.........you Believe Him?????? I mean come on He's a Famous guitar player... he could make you believe anything...

Come on ,Guys. Stop being such party poppers. We're just having fun.

I FUCKING KNOW NOODLES IS NOT GAY...... DAMMIT....

I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE IS NOT HAPPY AND TRY TO SPOIL OTHER PEOPLE'S FUN.......

What makes me proud of myself and happy about my life is that I'M TOTALLY DIFFERENT FROM SOME OF YOU.

China Boy
07-06-2005, 12:21 PM
Yeah!
It's because we (at least me) are metrosexuals, isnt it :mad:

Camilamazed
07-06-2005, 12:23 PM
i know noodles wont b happy with all this but can u guess how his wife would react... like come on she married him and people are callin him gay!!! my god, and its not because hje looks gay its cause he shaves his legs and armpits!!! god wot is the world coming to...????

Even Noodles played with us.... He started a thread and said his wife is also gay , joking like everyone else.


You all should stop saying things like "Oh NOez he's going to get mad"

:mad:

China Boy
07-06-2005, 12:30 PM
Noodles is famous. Famous people have to take this. However this would sound funny in a tabloid "Offspring's guitarist is married to a train".

Nirushika6789
07-06-2005, 12:31 PM
it was funny at the start but its kinda wearing out!!!
:cool:
there has been so many threads like this that its gettin a wee bit boring!! but not fully yet lol :p ;)

Camilamazed
07-06-2005, 12:31 PM
"Offspring's guitarist is married to a train".

LMFAO


*Thank Goodness there are people knows how to enjoy their life*

Camilamazed
07-06-2005, 12:32 PM
it was funny at the start but its kinda wearing out!!!
:cool:
there has been so many threads like this that its gettin a wee bit boring!! but not fully yet lol :p ;)

It WAS funny until some people who is never happy come out and spoil it.

RockChick13
07-06-2005, 12:33 PM
Doesn't anyone realise that some people just don't develop or grow hair over the body? It can happen in certain areas, like they may just not grow hair on their legs or whatever. Just because they don't have body hair doesn't mean they shave it or that they're gay.

Exactly. That's what Neve Cambell has and does that make her a lezzie? This thread is really stupid...

China Boy
07-06-2005, 12:34 PM
"The wedding was very expensive since they had to drag train tracks inside the church"

Nirushika6789
07-06-2005, 12:36 PM
It WAS funny until some people who is never happy come out and spoil it.

incase u havent realised.. let me clear it up 4 u... not everyone laughs at UR jokes ok?!
(i =m tryin not to b rude)
calling someone gay really isnt that funny wen its been done loads of time... come on.. come up with some new ones

China Boy
07-06-2005, 12:37 PM
incase u havent realised.. let me clear it up 4 u... not everyone laughs at UR jokes ok?!
(i =m tryin not to b rude)
calling someone gay really isnt that funny wen its been done loads of time... come on.. come up with some new ones


:(

These aren't gay jokes. These are METRO jokes. Stop nagging.

EDIT Sorry I thought you quoted me...

Nirushika6789
07-06-2005, 12:38 PM
its along the same lines

China Boy
07-06-2005, 12:39 PM
Never mind. Blah blah blah. IM NOT LISTENING :mad:

Camilamazed
07-06-2005, 12:40 PM
For fuck's sake.....

When I think a thread is stupid I just don't post or read it..... You all would do the same......

I don't ask anyone to laugh about my jokes. You guys are too much boring. That's why you don't have a life.

Preecey
07-06-2005, 12:41 PM
You see, that's what happens when you ban me from a thread, Killer Queen.

Nirushika6789
07-06-2005, 12:41 PM
if i didnt have a life i wudnt b writing this.... :rolleyes:
sorry lol but u were asking for that comeback
:D

China Boy
07-06-2005, 12:42 PM
Some fun-spoilers destroyed this thread :mad:

I'm leaving :(

AND I'M TAKING MY TRAIN WITH ME, DAMMIT :mad:

Camilamazed
07-06-2005, 12:45 PM
if i didnt have a life i wudnt b writing this.... :rolleyes:
sorry lol but u were asking for that comeback
:D

No I wasn't asking for something like that. Are you happy now?

LOTS OF GOOD PEOPLE ARE LEAVING THE THREAD BECAUSE SOMEONE PITYFUL LIKE YOU just showed up.

We know that we are bad people when we make other people get away from us.....

Bye

Preecey
07-06-2005, 12:47 PM
This thread needs a revival!

Locomotives for all!*


*Comes free with 'Locomotive lubricant' and battery. Available from all good toy shops.

killer_queen
07-06-2005, 12:49 PM
You see, that's what happens when you ban me from a thread, Killer Queen.
Sorry honey, call me Gulsah please, I really can't remember who the kq is.

Preecey
07-06-2005, 12:51 PM
Sorry honey, call me Gulsah please, I really can't remember who the kq is.
Ok then, Gulsah. I'll try and remember it.

StayInTheHouseCarl
07-06-2005, 01:03 PM
i heard noodles was with elton john on the amtrak......

Preecey
07-06-2005, 01:05 PM
How do you mean, 'with'?

StayInTheHouseCarl
07-06-2005, 01:07 PM
depends on what your definition of "with" is.

:D lmao im just jerking your chain. this thread is outrageous, and hilarious.

Preecey
07-06-2005, 01:09 PM
I pride myself with the skill to do that to a thread. :cool:

Pity Camilamazed doesn't post on here, and Gulsah.

Camilamazed
07-06-2005, 01:12 PM
I pride myself with the skill to do that to a thread. :cool:

Pity Camilamazed doesn't post on here, and Gulsah.

Did someone call Cammie?

Preecey
07-06-2005, 01:16 PM
Great! Now all we have to do is make never-ending jokes about the similarity in shape (but not size) between trains and...

Wait, did I really just say that?

Kerr
07-06-2005, 01:20 PM
I don't think he is metrosexual at all, or even camp. If there is one downside, in "street" terms, then it is that he looks like a geek.

Camilamazed
07-06-2005, 01:22 PM
Great! Now all we have to do is make never-ending jokes about the similarity in shape (but not size) between trains and...

Wait, did I really just say that?

HA!

You're just jealous because Bhine Boy owns a train :p

Preecey
07-06-2005, 01:24 PM
HA!

You're just jealous because Bhine Boy owns a train :p
Owns a train? Can you actually make a train a sex slave? Ha- forget S+M airlines, here's S+M Railway company (doesn't have quite the same ring, though)!

Camilamazed
07-06-2005, 01:28 PM
No..... I guess I've confused myself. China boy is the train's slave. He said when he sees it he wants to run ....Something like that.....

Cammie needs to got now... She's going to work... Cya later guys....

*Runs to get the train before it leaves*
;)

Preecey
07-06-2005, 01:32 PM
No..... I guess I've confused myself. China boy is the train's slave. He said when he sees it he wants to run ....Something like that.....
I think he ought to see professional help.

A thought just struck me: How can a train me a dominatrix? (or dominator, whichever side of the rails you're on)

China Boy
07-06-2005, 02:32 PM
Proffesional help?

Me?

What the hell's wrong with loving a train?
N..no...nobody understands me.
Trains understand me.
They are better than you, you DAMN HUMANOIDS
You...you're WRONG.
YOU'RE ALL WRONG

*slams door and runs away never to be seen again*

EDIT: Do you say runs or run?

China Boy
07-06-2005, 02:36 PM
BTW this thread had over 1000 views, and it was made today, that's gotta be a record or something.

Little_Miss_1565
07-06-2005, 04:34 PM
Okay...17 pages of this is quite enough, I think.