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noodlesfan
07-06-2005, 06:23 PM
The Offspring Needs To Make A Cereal. I Would Die If They Did. It Would Be Devoured In Seconds. My Life Fortune Would Be Wasted On Cereal. To Me It Would Be Like Crack For Old People, Or Pokemon For Little Kids. I Would Be Eating It And Pooping It Out, And If There Were Cereal In My Fecies, Said Poop Would Also Be Devoured....... .... ... Anyone Else?

Rabbit209
07-06-2005, 06:30 PM
The Only Thing Better Then Having A Offspring Cerel Is If You Didn't Type That All In Capital Letters.

noodlesfan
07-06-2005, 06:37 PM
I Was Bored Okay, And It Isnt All Caps, Only The First Letter Of Each Word Is Capitol.

Rabbit209
07-06-2005, 06:40 PM
Same Damn Thing. And It's Capital Not Capitol. Capitol Is A Building In Washington, D.C.

noodlesfan
07-06-2005, 06:42 PM
Excuse Me For Being Stupid, I Go To School In America. Plus I Need To Do This Or I Freak Out And Go Insane Like Bob Dole On Crack

Manic subsidal
07-06-2005, 06:43 PM
That'd be so awesome. I can't think of a good name for the cereal though. Offspring-o's? Anyways, on the back of the box there could be little word searches and some mazes like "Dexter is lost in the forest! Help him find his way to the rainbow!"

And the actual cereal food could have little offspring marshmellows - Atom, Greg, Noodles, Dexter and Higgins shaped. When you pour milk on them, they come alive and play groovin' tunes!

There could also be a free magic mystery playdough toy inside the box! Tehehehe

noodlesfan
07-06-2005, 07:23 PM
call it O-springs, and the cover will be noodles eating dexter's brains out of his head (with no insult intended towards dexter). :p

Offspring-Fanatic
07-06-2005, 07:42 PM
thats a little disturbing.

or, there would be like little letters spelling out The Offspring, (kinda like ABC soup) and then little marshmellows with the faces of them and little instruments.

I'd spend all my money on that cereal. NOODLES READ THIS! LOL

and with the maze its like Trix, or Lucky Charms.

Offspring-Fanatic
07-06-2005, 07:45 PM
then what would the little theme song be? :rolleyes:

lets see...

O-springs will make you happy,

and **NEW** toy inside, little Noodles action figure
(toy not suitable for children under 3)

irkazoom
07-06-2005, 07:54 PM
thats a little disturbing.

or, there would be like little letters spelling out The Offspring, (kinda like ABC soup) and then little marshmellows with the faces of them and little instruments.

I'd spend all my money on that cereal. NOODLES READ THIS! LOL

and with the maze its like Trix, or Lucky Charms.

And what about the offspring´s skulls? it would be great to have it like a cereal. And when it mixes with the milk, the milk turns to the CO1 colors:D

Offspring-Fanatic
07-06-2005, 07:56 PM
aha there u go. that would be another marshmellow, a SPECIAL marshmellow. the letters would be grain (or wheat whatever), i forgot to say that.

irkazoom
07-06-2005, 08:05 PM
And in the back f the box there would be one of those games like a maze, and it would say: Help noodles to find his glasses :D

Offspring-Fanatic
07-06-2005, 08:23 PM
or help Ron find his way back to the band and there is no exit lol

Panzerfaust92
07-07-2005, 12:48 AM
The Offspring should be one of those Wheaties sponsors like Tiger Woods

SkunkIt
07-07-2005, 01:04 AM
Yes, we could have O-springs with Offspring skull and guitar marshmellows. Then there could be grain pieces shaped like the band! It could be a bran cereal with marshmellows with a free action figure in every box! Collect them all!

Skip91
07-07-2005, 01:44 AM
If only that was so....

gortesque
07-07-2005, 02:52 AM
offys

that's a good name

Johny_the_wierdo
07-07-2005, 03:09 AM
then what would the little theme song be? :rolleyes:

lets see...

O-springs will make you happy,

and **NEW** toy inside, little Noodles action figure
(toy not suitable for children under 3)
you mean "toy not suitable for children under 18" :cool:
and the theme song would of course be one fine day.
"if i had a perfect day, i would have its star this way. open up the fridge and have an o-spring. yeah"

man, i would buy those! :D this thread proves everything has already been discussed here, but or imagination doesnt fail! :)

Amazed
07-07-2005, 06:33 AM
HAHAHA.. you people are so funny! I wish they'd really make those cereals. I would buy them :)

Fiver
07-07-2005, 06:42 AM
Dexter is lost in the forest! Help him find his way to the rainbow!

lol i applaud you

dexterisMYman
07-07-2005, 06:43 AM
i got band from a site cuz my sig was to big!

WebDudette
07-07-2005, 06:53 AM
i got band from a site cuz my sig was to big!


What does that have to do with anything.

By the way I would buy the cereal.

dexterisMYman
07-07-2005, 07:31 AM
What does that have to do with anything.

By the way I would buy the cereal.
i dont know its funny. then i spoke my mind. well the person that banned me changed my sig and put everytime u bitch u get an hour so deal1 i was like ok dad.

Offspring-Fanatic
07-07-2005, 10:12 AM
you mean "toy not suitable for children under 18" :cool:
and the theme song would of course be one fine day.
"if i had a perfect day, i would have its star this way. open up the fridge and have an o-spring. yeah"

man, i would buy those! :D this thread proves everything has already been discussed here, but or imagination doesnt fail! :)


why 18? lots of people here are under 18. i meant 3 because thats what all those burger king commercials say.

noodlesfan
07-07-2005, 10:15 AM
I Think He's Trying To Imply That The Cereal Would Come With A "Special" Toy For Big Girls, (and creepy boys) And If It Isnt, Just Say So. :D

Johny_the_wierdo
07-07-2005, 10:17 AM
why 18? lots of people here are under 18. i meant 3 because thats what all those burger king commercials say.
yes, well i meant 18, because noodles stuff is so dangerous :D :cool:

Offspring-Fanatic
07-07-2005, 10:20 AM
i meant a noodles action figure, as in his arms move and hes got a little mini guitar...

you guys have sick minds....

we're being imaginative! don't ruin it with your kind of "happy" stuff.

Rancid_Guyxxx
07-07-2005, 10:26 AM
Offspring cereal would be amazing. I would buy it to eat it, but also buy a box to add to my offspring collection. Now that would be cool.

Preecey
07-07-2005, 10:26 AM
Wow, you guys have some imagination! This gets my Preecey Seal of Approval.

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/navy-seal-4.jpg

Offspring-Fanatic
07-07-2005, 10:53 AM
yay! :p (10 char)

Revolver-2005?
07-07-2005, 11:27 AM
hmm...and in every box of cereal is 100 dollars..

Johny_the_wierdo
07-07-2005, 02:03 PM
i meant a noodles action figure, as in his arms move and hes got a little mini guitar...

you guys have sick minds....

we're being imaginative! don't ruin it with your kind of "happy" stuff.
yes i know, but since noodles is the ultimate baddest guy ever (but still very nice) his action figure HAS to be very dangerous... hence 18 years

Johny_the_wierdo
07-07-2005, 02:06 PM
and ya, i didnt mean a "toy for big girls..." :P not like that :P

Punk 102
07-07-2005, 02:10 PM
And when you pour milk on it, it starts to play little notes from their songs... Snap, Crackle, and Pop ain't got shit on this....

noodlesfan
07-07-2005, 02:36 PM
i wasnt trying to be sick, i just thought that that was what he meant

Johny_the_wierdo
07-07-2005, 02:40 PM
ya, i understand, and realise my post could have been misinterpreted

noodlesfan
07-07-2005, 02:49 PM
you just have to remember that people theese days have sick minds because the media and their peers influence them to think that way. Its not your fault, just human nature.

Johny_the_wierdo
07-07-2005, 02:56 PM
yeah, ur right! its all the societys fault! screw them!!

noodlesfan
07-07-2005, 03:00 PM
i didnt quite mean that, but it works for me.

Any more ideas fo our cereal?

Offspring-Fanatic
07-07-2005, 05:14 PM
its MTVS FAULT!

mmk back on the fun topic.

maybe a nicer action figure like Greg (the quiet dude)

and umm....ive basically stated all my ideas

TRUSTpunk
07-07-2005, 05:27 PM
I totally agree , MTV is so gay now. I hate that shit!

O-Spring's would be a nice cereal to have everyday when I get up.