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rodney mullen
07-07-2005, 12:37 PM
i am a street/flatland

RXP
07-07-2005, 01:12 PM
I'm a first line centre.

Preocupado
07-07-2005, 01:19 PM
I'm a sand/grass skater

St. Jimmy
07-07-2005, 01:22 PM
Im a street!

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-07-2005, 01:27 PM
Tripper .

rodney mullen
07-07-2005, 01:29 PM
Tripper .
huh??????????????

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-07-2005, 01:30 PM
huh??????????????

I'm a skater tripper.

rodney mullen
07-07-2005, 01:33 PM
I'm a skater tripper.
why???????

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-07-2005, 01:35 PM
why???????

Because it's so funny to watch you guys fall over.

I do loads of awesome tricks, too. I utilise broom handles to stick in your wheels, and grease to throw all over the floor. I'm total hardcore, man.

St. Jimmy
07-07-2005, 01:37 PM
Because it's so funny to watch you guys fall over.

I do loads of awesome tricks, too. I utilise broom handles to stick in your wheels, and grease to throw all over the floor. I'm total hardcore, man.

Good for you. I hope you accomplish something out of that.

rodney mullen
07-07-2005, 01:38 PM
Because it's so funny to watch you guys fall over.

I do loads of awesome tricks, too. I utilise broom handles to stick in your wheels, and grease to throw all over the floor. I'm total hardcore, man.
if skaters hit a pile of grease, all it would do is oil up their bearings

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-07-2005, 01:38 PM
if skaters hit a pile of grease, all it would do is oil up their bearings

If said skater has trouble falling over, I utilise the Push technique.

rocketman
07-07-2005, 01:44 PM
Because it's so funny to watch you guys fall over.

I do loads of awesome tricks, too. I utilise broom handles to stick in your wheels, and grease to throw all over the floor. I'm total hardcore, man.

i watched a dumbass skater bust his knee cap open once, it was hilarious!

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-07-2005, 01:44 PM
i watched a dumbass skater bust his knee cap open once, it was hilarious!

Did you point and laugh?

Preocupado
07-07-2005, 01:46 PM
Did you point and laugh?

hehehehEHeheh how could life ever be fun without that?

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-07-2005, 02:04 PM
Haha, skaters falling over.

On a related note:

Someone just as retarded. (http://www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk/toys/glaBikeMovie.html)

Anya82
07-07-2005, 02:33 PM
dammit, Dave! just by watching that gives me a headache...

hahhaha! but it was so funny :D

Preecey
07-07-2005, 02:36 PM
Although I would consider myself a skater (I don't skate, for a start) they don't bother me much. The skaters I know simply like skating and don't bother other people much, which is more than can be said for a lot of people now.

St. Jimmy
07-07-2005, 02:38 PM
Although I would consider myself a skater (I don't skate, for a start) they don't bother me much. The skaters I know simply like skating and don't bother other people much, which is more than can be said for a lot of people now.

Exactly!! I agree completly.

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-07-2005, 02:40 PM
The skaters that bother me are the ones that think they're teh shit because they can do a 360 flopsie or a daredevil flip or whatever the fuck the tricks are called. Also, ones that make loads of topics about it on message boards.

St. Jimmy
07-07-2005, 02:41 PM
The skaters that bother me are the ones that think they're teh shit because they can do a 360 flopsie or a daredevil flip or whatever the fuck the tricks are called. Also, ones that make loads of topics about it on message boards.

I only posted one thread...

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-07-2005, 02:43 PM
I only posted one thread...

Can you do a 360 superflip jumpjack? Are you teh shit because of it?

St. Jimmy
07-07-2005, 02:44 PM
Can you do a 360 superflip jumpjack? Are you teh shit because of it?

Yes, and i don' think im teh shit, im teh shit 'cause i can surf too.

fuckB Ratty
07-07-2005, 02:45 PM
Can you do a 360 superflip jumpjack? Are you teh shit because of it?
what is a superflip jumpjack?

i can do a 360 tho

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-07-2005, 02:45 PM
what is a superflip jumpjack?

*Bangs head on table repeatedly*

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-07-2005, 03:19 PM
The skateboarding thread. (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=11897)

panzor41
07-07-2005, 07:59 PM
I suck at skateboarding......

Turbonegro
07-07-2005, 08:18 PM
I'm a pozer.

cowbell
07-07-2005, 08:19 PM
I'm the kind that will die from trying something stupid. Either from that or just falling off of it...

St. Jimmy
07-07-2005, 08:24 PM
I'm the kind that will die from trying something stupid. Either from that or just falling off of it...

I wish that'll happen.

cowbell
07-07-2005, 08:28 PM
^ LOL!

WTF is Sabbath doing on?!

St. Jimmy
07-07-2005, 08:28 PM
^ LOL!

WTF is Sabbath doing on?!
I introduced him...

cowbell
07-07-2005, 08:30 PM
Seriously, I doubt ANYONE from there is worthy.

BTW, I won't go there anymore.

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-07-2005, 08:30 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v435/TheUnholyNightbringer/skater.jpg

Hehehe. OK, I'll stop posting that now.

cowbell
07-07-2005, 08:32 PM
That was stupid. :(

St. Jimmy
07-07-2005, 08:33 PM
Seriously, I doubt ANYONE from there is worthy.

BTW, I won't go there anymore.
Go where? ??

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-07-2005, 08:34 PM
That was stupid. :(

Incorrect, that was very, very funny.

cowbell
07-07-2005, 08:35 PM
Go where? ??
To the guestbooks. They cause viruses.

St. Jimmy
07-07-2005, 08:35 PM
Incorrect, that was very, very funny.

iN what way?

cowbell
07-07-2005, 08:35 PM
Incorrect, that was very, very funny.
I just don't get it.

St. Jimmy
07-07-2005, 08:35 PM
To the guestbooks. They cause viruses.

They do?! That is bullshit, im not going there again.

cowbell
07-07-2005, 08:37 PM
They fucked up my computer so I have to get a new hard drive.

St. Jimmy
07-07-2005, 08:37 PM
They fucked up my computer so I have to get a new hard drive.

Damn, that is bullshit! No wonder i get viruses.

cowbell
07-07-2005, 08:39 PM
I know! goddammit!!! It fucking sucks because I might not be able to welcome Sophie!!

St. Jimmy
07-07-2005, 08:40 PM
I know! goddammit!!! It fucking sucks because I might not be able to welcome Sophie!!
Welcome sophie, in what way, G?

cowbell
07-07-2005, 08:42 PM
What do you mean?

St. Jimmy
07-07-2005, 08:44 PM
What do you mean?
You said "I won't be able to welcome sophie!" First, who is this "Sophie". Second, what do you mean, by not welcoming her?

cowbell
07-07-2005, 08:45 PM
Sophie is Punky Dudess and she went to Florida, but I can't make a thread for her if I'm not here.

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-07-2005, 08:46 PM
You said "I won't be able to welcome sophie!" First, who is this "Sophie". Second, what do you mean, by not welcoming her?

Punky Dudess is her name. And ruroken like to welcome her. If you know what I mean.

St. Jimmy
07-07-2005, 08:46 PM
Sophie is Punky Dudess and she went to Florida, but I can't make a thread for her if I'm not here.
Oh...Don't worry, when she comes back, and if you're not here, I will make a welcome back thread...maybe.

St. Jimmy
07-07-2005, 08:47 PM
Punky Dudess is her name. And ruroken like to welcome her. If you know what I mean.
Yeah! hehe, i know.

cowbell
07-07-2005, 08:47 PM
Punky Dudess is her name. And ruroken like to welcome her. If you know what I mean.
Ooooo... I don't get it... at least I don't think you're implying somethin' pervase...

St. Jimmy
07-07-2005, 08:48 PM
Ooooo... I don't get it... at least I don't think you're implying somethin' pervase...

...Idiot. No offense but you're an idiot.

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-07-2005, 08:48 PM
Ooooo... I don't get it... at least I don't think you're implying somethin' pervase...

Dude, it's me. Of course I am.

cowbell
07-07-2005, 08:52 PM
*wide eyed* (wierdly)
But I get to do that stuff with her all the time!

lost_nvrfound
07-07-2005, 08:53 PM
Ooooo... I don't get it... at least I don't think you're implying somethin' pervase...
just look at who's talkin to ya... think about it

EDIT: what kind of skater am i?... i'll have to go with... um... bad... yup

cowbell
07-07-2005, 08:55 PM
I didn't know that TUNB's pervase.

I guess i shouldn't do my joke that when he says I'm being too needy, that I reply, "Hug me, Dave."

St. Jimmy
07-07-2005, 08:56 PM
*wide eyed* (wierdly)
But I get to do that stuff with her all the time!
She's your girlfriend?

cowbell
07-07-2005, 08:58 PM
Uh... kinda... i guess...

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-07-2005, 08:58 PM
I didn't know that TUNB's pervase.

'Course I am. Always the last one to know, eh.

cowbell
07-07-2005, 08:59 PM
'Course I am. Always the last one to know, eh.
Yup .

SkunkIt
07-07-2005, 09:26 PM
If said skater has trouble falling over, I utilise the Push technique.I tried to teach my brother to skateboard that way, but he still won't.

lost_nvrfound
07-07-2005, 09:40 PM
If said skater has trouble falling over, I utilise the Push technique.
i personally prefer the Clothesline technique. it allows for some wicked camera angles and sometimes they flip over backwards, which is always fun to watch

St. Jimmy
07-08-2005, 09:29 AM
Uh... kinda... i guess...

...my god, has she seen your picture? kidding.

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-08-2005, 10:47 AM
Uh... kinda... i guess...

She is?

Have you told her yet?

Mr.Fletcher
07-08-2005, 11:01 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v435/TheUnholyNightbringer/skater.jpg

Hehehe. OK, I'll stop posting that now.


http://travelersdiagram.com/smashed_bass.jpg
Bah, now that's funny...
;)