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noodlesfan
07-07-2005, 02:58 PM
If You Could Ask Dexter or Noodles, Greg, or Atom anything, what would it be?

note:this thread was posted in hopes that members of the band would see this and answer some of the questions so dont be shy.

Dexter-
Will you adopt me? My parents dont love me anymore and i want to live with you. I think you would be the coolest dad and i would get you a present for father's day every year.
~Nick Raciti~

The-Offspring-RuLe
07-07-2005, 03:19 PM
Dexter - Can you please tell all these people that The Offspring isnt coming to a end...well not anytime soon? :D

Gayman
07-07-2005, 03:21 PM
I would ask Dexter: Are you getting bawld!? :eek:

curuja
07-07-2005, 03:31 PM
Dexter- Is Noodles really gay or its just a idiot rumor?

Manic subsidal
07-07-2005, 03:50 PM
Dexter - is one of your boobs larger than the other?

Offspring-Fanatic
07-07-2005, 05:02 PM
Dexter- Is Noodles really gay or its just a idiot rumor?

its just a frickin joke, didnt u read the notified post

Offspring-Fanatic
07-07-2005, 05:03 PM
The entire band- who has the biggest ego?

Rabbit209
07-07-2005, 05:25 PM
Greg K - Why doesn't anyone ever want to talk about you.

Manic subsidal
07-07-2005, 07:55 PM
Greg K - Why doesn't anyone ever want to talk about you.

I can simply answer that one. Nobody is worthy enough to talk about the almighty Greg K.

Camilamazed
07-07-2005, 08:39 PM
Dexter- Is Noodles really gay or its just a idiot rumor?

Noodles is a metrosexual now....... he loves the train ;)

Burner
07-07-2005, 09:07 PM
why don't you play she's got issues in your shows???
I think you never play it live...

I'm brazilian, i don't know if i'm writing right. ok!?

pyrosk8er
07-07-2005, 09:53 PM
I can simply answer that one. Nobody is worthy enough to talk about the almighty Greg K.

His bass speaks of his mightyness

ShutUpYouFuckingMime
07-07-2005, 10:11 PM
I'd ask Dexter if his daughter was available. ;)

vintagepunkrock7
07-07-2005, 11:19 PM
Noodles is a metrosexual now....... he loves the train ;)
hehe, that was funny, bad, but funny.
haha id ask dexter what that word is that he says after dirty magic in the song lol, i really wanna know.

bd007h
07-08-2005, 01:08 AM
I bet Manic Subsidal would ask... "Dexter, how's stuff??" :rolleyes:

fuckB Ratty
07-08-2005, 01:14 AM
i would ask Dexter if he thought i was hot :D

Punk_Conspiracy
07-08-2005, 01:27 AM
Dexter - Why is Josh Freese credited having played drums on Splinter?

bd007h
07-08-2005, 01:30 AM
Dexter - Why is Josh Freese credited having played drums on Splinter?

because Josh Freese played all the drums on Splinter.

killer_queen
07-08-2005, 01:30 AM
Will you marry me?

Shieka_keep 'em separated
07-08-2005, 01:37 AM
Dexter, were do your crazy ass lyrics come from? :D

Jerry
07-08-2005, 01:48 AM
I would ask Dexter why they have left Epitaph... :P Joke :) I want to ask him why there is written "fuck you doug thompson" on splinter and why ron has left the band

notoriousdoc
07-08-2005, 01:55 AM
Where is that "Fuck you Doug Thompson" bit?

bd007h
07-08-2005, 02:03 AM
It doesn't say Fuck Doug Thompson. It says:

"This record is dedictated to the memory of Doug Thompson KUCOUYF"


KUCOUYF was Doug Thompson's nick name. He was the singer for Manic Subsidal in 1984. He died in 2003.

barangatang
07-08-2005, 02:57 AM
why don't you play she's got issues in your shows???
I think you never play it live...

I'm brazilian, i don't know if i'm writing right. ok!?

i saw it live

barangatang
07-08-2005, 02:59 AM
I'd ask Dexter if his daughter was available. ;)

how old is alexi?

dexterrr
07-08-2005, 03:22 AM
hehe, that was funny, bad, but funny.
haha id ask dexter what that word is that he says after dirty magic in the song lol, i really wanna know.

yeah i've already spent hours (or at least minutes) thinking what it could be. i once hesitated to start a thread about it, but now someone has brought it up, i'll ask it (again) here: does anyone know what he's saying at the end of the chorus of dirty magic? "things you say, games you play, dirty magic ... "
"dirty magic dies" is the closest i got so far, but it doensn't really seem to make any sense. or does it?
and the word isn't mentioned in the booklet neither,but the more i think about it, the more i wanna know what it means, so could anyone help me (us) out?

gortesque
07-08-2005, 03:44 AM
dexter - can i see how fat you are?

killer_queen
07-08-2005, 04:04 AM
how old is alexi?
Alexa, 18 I guess.

platinumpt
07-08-2005, 07:59 AM
yeah i've already spent hours (or at least minutes) thinking what it could be. i once hesitated to start a thread about it, but now someone has brought it up, i'll ask it (again) here: does anyone know what he's saying at the end of the chorus of dirty magic? "things you say, games you play, dirty magic ... "
"dirty magic dies" is the closest i got so far, but it doensn't really seem to make any sense. or does it?
and the word isn't mentioned in the booklet neither,but the more i think about it, the more i wanna know what it means, so could anyone help me (us) out?

Well I thought it was Dirty Magic styyyyyle I don't know...

And what about Crossroads? There is a part in which you don't understand what he says, and doesn't appear on the lyrics! It's like "I could beliiiiiiiiiieeeeeve" and then, I don't understand "been a long time ... oh yeah" and then comes the final part "I still wanna know, who can see for me, crossroads tell me". The problem is that part in the middle, Dexter explain dude! :D


And oh, has anyone noticed the credits for Can't Repeat in the drums? Well check them, in my album it says "Josh Freese", take a look at yours!!!!

killer_queen
07-08-2005, 08:16 AM
Would it be inappropriate if I asked him can I kiss you?

curuja
07-08-2005, 09:06 AM
its just a frickin joke, didnt u read the notified post
it was "fucking joke" too.. and, yes! I did...

platinumpt
07-08-2005, 09:15 AM
it was "fucking joke" too.. and, yes! I did...
Ainda te dás ao trabalho de responder essa gaja???

Manda-a mas é foder, é uma miudita praí com 14 anos que de Offspring conhece o Americana e pouco mais!

Dead Cheerleader
07-08-2005, 11:42 AM
I'd ask him how you go about starting your own record company. Wouldn't that just kick fuckin ass?

FFX-ME
07-08-2005, 12:00 PM
id ask how he got to making such great songs and so many platnum albums.

also i would love to just hang out with him

barangatang
07-08-2005, 05:45 PM
Alexa, 18 I guess.


hmmmmmmm a little young but...............

SplinterByMyOwnDesign
07-08-2005, 06:56 PM
Dexter - would you one day teach me to make music like you do? :cool:

bd007h
07-08-2005, 07:34 PM
hmmmmmmm a little young but...............


perfect age for me :D

barangatang
07-08-2005, 07:37 PM
naw we could be......eh...........friends?


but really if your dad was dexter would you date an offpsring fan?

SkunkIt
07-08-2005, 08:29 PM
I would ask Greg how many hats he has.

barangatang
07-08-2005, 11:07 PM
I would ask Greg how many hats he has.

i don't think he wears hats

Manic subsidal
07-08-2005, 11:11 PM
i don't think he wears hats

He used to collect them but now I don't know. I heard something about people throwing too much shit at him that he didn't like it anymore. Haha poor Greg.

Panzerfaust92
07-09-2005, 12:48 AM
I would ask him, "what do you think of Nelly?" It's all I could think of. Maybe I'll come up with a better one later.

bd007h
07-09-2005, 01:41 AM
I'd ask him: Why'd you cut off your dreads?

DontDiedexter
07-09-2005, 02:33 AM
Band-Who has the largest penis! lol

noodlesfan
07-09-2005, 08:02 AM
dude, keep it clean.