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ninthlayer
07-07-2005, 04:05 PM
Obsessive ex-girlfriends and whiney guys seem to have it in for me on teh INTERNETS. New forum handle and a thread for your convience. Word.

The-Offspring-RuLe
07-07-2005, 04:08 PM
Welcome newbie

ninthlayer
07-07-2005, 05:35 PM
Welcome newbie
The English are faggots.

St. Jimmy
07-07-2005, 05:36 PM
The English are faggots.
Who, you?

(10 character rule)

undesiredhope17
07-07-2005, 05:37 PM
thats a tad bit strong don't you think? we should learn to love others as we love our neighbors!

shadowind
07-07-2005, 05:37 PM
hi ninth( why does messages have to be at least 10 characters to post them its really annoying)

punkangel
07-07-2005, 05:38 PM
The English are faggots.


Don't call people names. You're just going to get tortured even more

St. Jimmy
07-07-2005, 05:45 PM
Don't call people names. You're just going to get tortured even more
Yeah, especially since im half english, that fucking piece of shit.

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-07-2005, 05:46 PM
I'm English, through and through. And through. And I'm not the least bit offended. If you're offended, you're an idiot.

St. Jimmy
07-07-2005, 05:49 PM
I'm English, through and through. And through. And I'm not the least bit offended. If you're offended, you're an idiot.
'Cause you have no soul...

How does that make me an idiot?

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-07-2005, 05:52 PM
'Cause you have no soul...

How does that make me an idiot?

I just know he wants English people to be offended. If you act offended, he'll carry on. And if I got offended every time someone called me stupid for being English.. well.. well by gosh, I'd be offended a lot.

Anya82
07-07-2005, 06:02 PM
why did ninth changed name?
was he banned?!?!?!?! :confused:

ninthlayer
07-07-2005, 06:03 PM
I just know he wants English people to be offended. If you act offended, he'll carry on. And if I got offended every time someone called me stupid for being English.. well.. well by gosh, I'd be offended a lot.
Dave, you know that you're an exception to the rule. I fucking dig you.

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-07-2005, 06:07 PM
Dave, you know that you're an exception to the rule. I fucking dig you.

Goddammit, I'm all-a-flutter.

Heart, ninth. FUCKING HEART. <3!

Rag Doll
07-07-2005, 06:35 PM
Don't call people names. You're just going to get tortured even more

Who would torture ninth? And why would he care if any of you even attempted?

Anyway, ah....welcome back? Maybe? I'm not quite sure what happened, sorry.

Drummerguy123
07-07-2005, 06:41 PM
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! What happened? Is Ninth an ex-member with a new name or is he just new?

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-07-2005, 06:42 PM
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! What happened? Is Ninth an ex-member with a new name or is he just new?

Actually, he's an ex-member with an old name.

Drummerguy123
07-07-2005, 06:44 PM
Oh. I've only been here for a few months, so give me a break!

Rabbit209
07-07-2005, 06:44 PM
Hey yo. Not all English are faggots, but the majorty is.

Drummerguy123
07-07-2005, 06:45 PM
I don't agree with that. The English are awesome. The French are faggots.

Rabbit209
07-07-2005, 06:47 PM
I disagree, I have never met a gay french fry.

Drummerguy123
07-07-2005, 06:48 PM
Aren't they called "Freedom" fries now?

Jebus
07-07-2005, 07:22 PM
You mean "oh noez." You noobies need to learn how to spell.

Drummerguy123
07-07-2005, 07:24 PM
You mean "oh noez." You noobies need to learn how to spell.


I've always seen it spelled "oh noes", but it doesn't matter. I probably didn't even need to post this. :P

Jebus
07-07-2005, 07:27 PM
I've always seen it spelled "oh noes", but it doesn't matter. I probably didn't even need to post this. :P
"Noes" is 1337 talk. "Noez" is super 1337 talk because the added z emphasizes your coolness.

Drummerguy123
07-07-2005, 07:28 PM
What does 1337 mean?

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-07-2005, 07:29 PM
"Noes" is 1337 talk. "Noez" is super 1337 talk because the added z emphasizes your coolness.

Hence:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v435/TheUnholyNightbringer/ohnoez.jpg

'Cos all the super-l337 are on Linda's ignore list.

JoY
07-08-2005, 03:02 PM
Don't call people names. You're just going to get tortured even more
hahahahahahaha.

Jebus
07-08-2005, 04:44 PM
See, TUNB knows what I'm talking about.

What does 1337 mean?
urbandictionary.com will solve most of your vernacular problems.

Linda
07-08-2005, 07:20 PM
Hence:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v435/TheUnholyNightbringer/ohnoez.jpg

'Cos all the super-l337 are on Linda's ignore list.

:confused: No you're not.

Jebus
07-08-2005, 07:22 PM
TUNB just pwned himself...

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-08-2005, 08:08 PM
I was before..

Does this mean I'm no longer uber-l337?

ninthlayer
07-10-2005, 04:58 PM
Anyway, ah....welcome back? Maybe? I'm not quite sure what happened, sorry.
Apparently when you're hot as fuck (such as myself) girls become obsessed with you when you discard them. Couple that with some manic depressive writer of horrible emotional prose that blames me for his girlfriend breaking up with him (eh, I make out with her, whatever) and the fact that they know some of your internet passwords and you end up losing your xanga, myspace, forum ID, and AIM handles. People that cannot confront others in real life are fucking weak. I'll likely have my stuff back in a week or so, I have a plan for vengeance that includes glossy photos.

ninth
07-10-2005, 07:44 PM
Perhaps Sean should not run off with his supposid friend's girlfriend and then talk shit.

Oh yes, and I have been informed that he is a spineless coward who was actually the one dumped by his ex. He will lead everyone to believe otherwise, but those who matter know the truth. He treated her like shit and she finally got smart and got rid of him.

He portrays someone completely different via the internet then what he is in real life. A coward.

He better watch his ass because I am quite close to kicking it (which would not be that hard on account that he is 5'6,130 pounds and out of shape.)

Let the hilarity ensue.

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-10-2005, 08:00 PM
Sounds like some fun BBS drama up in 'hear.

ninthlayer
07-10-2005, 08:00 PM
Oh laugh.

Endymion
07-10-2005, 08:02 PM
come now, you must admit the humor of the situation.

Betty
07-10-2005, 08:41 PM
I am mildly entertained.

Rag Doll
07-10-2005, 09:10 PM
I am mildly entertained as well.

Though, I feel quite bad for ninth. =\

sKratch
07-10-2005, 09:20 PM
http://www.goyk.com/flash.asp?path=1041

ninthlayer
07-11-2005, 12:25 PM
come now, you must admit the humor of the situation.
Oh it's all quite comedic, but not half as funny as in real life.

RXP
07-11-2005, 01:43 PM
He better watch his ass because I am quite close to kicking it (which would not be that hard on account that he is 5'6,130 pounds and out of shape.)


He does martial arts, last I heard. Also he's in shape, last I heard.

Further I'm the exact same stats (Ninth, we should really hook up) and I beat on guys who have a foot and 40lbs on me.

sKratch
07-11-2005, 02:31 PM
Nah his stats are better. He has a cloak that gives +3 Intelligence and 15% chance to dodge an attack.

Endymion
07-11-2005, 02:52 PM
don't forget his 3d8+5 dagger of awesomeness.

Not Ozymandias
07-13-2005, 12:36 AM
Perhaps Sean should not run off with his supposid friend's girlfriend and then talk shit.

Oh yes, and I have been informed that he is a spineless coward who was actually the one dumped by his ex. He will lead everyone to believe otherwise, but those who matter know the truth. He treated her like shit and she finally got smart and got rid of him.

He portrays someone completely different via the internet then what he is in real life. A coward.

He better watch his ass because I am quite close to kicking it (which would not be that hard on account that he is 5'6,130 pounds and out of shape.)

Let the hilarity ensue.
Have you ever had ANY kind of sex?

RXP
07-13-2005, 01:14 AM
lol a virgnity crack. lol lol lol

ninthlayer
07-13-2005, 12:19 PM
Have you ever had ANY kind of sex?
Actually, the kid that posted on ninth (and spelled supposed incorrectly) is a registered sex offender: http://www.iowasexoffender.com/sho.php?id=20229111&L_is..&sub=&last.

And the ex-girlfriend is so obsessed that she's seeing a shrink over the break-up (which would explain the comment about her suddenly being the one to make the break). Does anyone have any dramamine?

So either I, Sean Ramon, attract fucked up people or, alternatively, fuck said attracted people up. Either way, I'm apathetic to their situation.

RXP
07-13-2005, 12:22 PM
I see. The guy is lighter than you and he's talking smack abotu your weight. You need to sort him out, Mr. Ramon.

Endymion
07-13-2005, 12:27 PM
this is my new favorite thread.

registered sex offender! class.

i hope he comes back and tries to defend it.

Paint_It_Black
07-13-2005, 12:31 PM
Victim age: 0-13

He claimed to be a friend of yours. I hope he was exaggerating.

RXP
07-13-2005, 01:01 PM
What the hell is 3rd degree? Looking at kiddie porno? PiB you should know.

Rag Doll
07-13-2005, 01:01 PM
ha. oh my. this new development is too amusing.

Paint_It_Black
07-13-2005, 01:10 PM
What the hell is 3rd degree? Looking at kiddie porno? PiB you should know.

Haha, no. A guy I used to hang out with occasionally did get busted for downloading and sharing kiddie porn, but I prefer mine over 18. Remember, "barely legal" is still legal.

RXP
07-13-2005, 01:11 PM
I don't get it tho. You can FUCK a 16 year old. But she can't put pics of herself up on the net. I don't get that.

Paint_It_Black
07-13-2005, 01:44 PM
Me neither. Or why in many places prostitution is illegal but pornography is not. So, I could pay a woman to fuck me as long as I film it and sell the footage? Bizarre. You might become a lawyer, figure that one out for me.

RXP
07-13-2005, 01:47 PM
Lol da sleeze bag lawyer.

ninthlayer
07-14-2005, 04:26 PM
ha. oh my. this new development is too amusing.
Even better, yesterday I'm hanging out with friends and I recieve a phone call from her mother. "You know why Harleys are so loud? It's a warning."

I've been threatened by a middle aged woman, that's kinda rad. Oh, and apparently they're keeping tabs on what I post here and continuing to freak out. ( www.xanga.com/the_muted_sky )

http://www.essence.cz/images/zbozi/ck-obsession-men.jpg

Ridiculous.

Endymion
07-14-2005, 04:43 PM
you win the intarweb

ninthlayer
07-14-2005, 04:58 PM
I'm just bummed out because my photobucket was brutally murdered.

Not Ozymandias
07-14-2005, 06:38 PM
Can't you get back most of it back if you contact the people who run the site(s)?

ruroken
07-14-2005, 06:53 PM
Don't call people names. You're just going to get tortured even more
That's the obvious reason he's hated.

I was going to welcome you, ninthlayer, but now you're not welcome here. Never return.

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-14-2005, 07:01 PM
That's the obvious reason he's hated.

I was going to welcome you, ninthlayer, but now you're not welcome here. Never return.

Don't ever, EVER speak for the majority of the board. In my opinion he's bloody welcome here.

ruroken
07-14-2005, 09:22 PM
You fucking shithead, I was talking about ELSEWHERE. Read the fucking posts!! I DIDN'T SAY 'HERE'!!

EDIT: And I said he's not welcome here by me!!

Not Ozymandias
07-14-2005, 09:59 PM
...But you don't count. You mean NOTHING.

ruroken
07-14-2005, 10:05 PM
To you.

Now, stop trying to shoot me down, will ya?

RXP
07-15-2005, 02:01 AM
She looks ok from her pic. A bit of a tourmented soul too.

Paint_It_Black
12-13-2005, 10:43 AM
This shit is funny on so many levels.

ninthlayer
12-13-2005, 11:53 AM
But mainly funny because I dated a strung out cutter virgin.

wheelchairman
12-13-2005, 12:07 PM
Hilariousness.

I love how he/she/whatever called Sean defenseless. The guy carries a small army. It's hawt.

But he is a pussy, he totally was in the bitch position while cuddling.