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offspringrammsteinfan
11-13-2004, 04:33 AM
This is a fun forum game, someone posts a sentance and the next person continues with another sentance and it should slowly unfold as a story.

"Once there was a"

wliethof
11-13-2004, 04:35 AM
end of story

offspringrammsteinfan
11-13-2004, 04:38 AM
but then someone shot the fucker dead who said the story was ended and reopened it again

MirandaV
11-13-2004, 06:06 AM
why did this tupic ended so fast, it's cool to have a thread like this, who makes a new one?

Subsidal
11-13-2004, 06:13 AM
Why don't you start a new beginning of a story here?

MirandaV
11-13-2004, 06:41 AM
Oke,

There was a monster..

Nepthys
11-13-2004, 06:42 AM
[edit, too late]

in a country far away from here, which...

Subsidal
11-13-2004, 06:51 AM
just looked like Daniel Küblböck. It was so...

wliethof
11-13-2004, 07:27 AM
ugly it ended the story

NOAMR
11-13-2004, 07:31 AM
Well no, they sended it to a country far waway from here.

Toxic Speed Bump
11-13-2004, 07:34 AM
they shipped it to mars and then a monkey...

Subsidal
11-13-2004, 09:03 AM
was so scared of that monster that it...

offspringrammsteinfan
11-13-2004, 11:10 AM
---------------------- this was damn mistake---------------

offspringrammsteinfan
11-13-2004, 11:15 AM
tryed to make it as friend and gave the monster a banana

Sixpence.
11-13-2004, 11:18 AM
but instead of taking the banana the monster demand for $100 000

Nepthys
11-13-2004, 02:08 PM
which the monkey obviously didn't have. So, instead he...

turb0negr0
11-13-2004, 04:29 PM
pulled out his .45 and ...

selfrighteoussuicide
11-13-2004, 04:33 PM
commited suicide

turb0negr0
11-13-2004, 04:52 PM
then the monster...

offy
11-13-2004, 04:58 PM
got angry and

turb0negr0
11-13-2004, 05:07 PM
had a seizure...

offspringrammsteinfan
11-14-2004, 08:05 AM
of all bananes on the world to take advange on the monkeys.

Toxic Speed Bump
11-14-2004, 08:12 AM
This angerd the monkey population so they...

offspringrammsteinfan
11-14-2004, 09:00 AM
This angerd the monkey population so they...

Maked a banana-look pistol

Andy
11-14-2004, 09:02 AM
that, upon peeling

Toxic Speed Bump
11-14-2004, 09:02 AM
... that could turn a monster into a monkey but...

offspringrammsteinfan
11-14-2004, 09:25 AM
a fucker changed the story to crash with it's mans aeroplane on the monster

MirandaV
11-15-2004, 07:19 AM
The Monster died, after a while, there came 3 little baby monsters out of his belly..

Nepthys
11-15-2004, 07:35 AM
the baby monster were very hungry, so they...

Inshane
11-15-2004, 10:57 AM
ate their mother and loved the taste of monster meat that was infected with

offspringrammsteinfan
11-20-2004, 02:16 AM
Inshane, witch is a really tough virus so they

Jebus
11-20-2004, 12:27 PM
ate each other and only one remained

MirandaV
11-20-2004, 02:56 PM
he sucks dicks for pleasure and..

Tijs
11-20-2004, 04:46 PM
he lived happily after after.

nitropenguin!
11-20-2004, 09:50 PM
Centuries down the line, the story was told and

offspringrammsteinfan
11-21-2004, 07:54 AM
nitropenquin got a kick on his head by a real great guy called offspringrammsteinfan, witch was also a really actrective guy so all the ladies on the forum begon to blowjob him, and :p

Tijs
11-21-2004, 12:56 PM
then he died.

nitropenguin!
11-21-2004, 02:15 PM
Tijs killed offspringrammsteinfan and saved the day, go him

Tijs
11-21-2004, 03:53 PM
and then I died.

nitropenguin!
11-21-2004, 03:57 PM
Because I killed you for making boring endings. lol

Tijs
11-21-2004, 03:59 PM
God didn't found Tijs worthy of being in heaven, and send him back to earth for a big mission.

nitropenguin!
11-21-2004, 04:01 PM
And the mission was to... build a pineapple under the sea and live in it.

Tijs
11-21-2004, 04:02 PM
But he didn't. Instead he kicked spongebob out of his pineapple, and said to God he build it himself.

nitropenguin!
11-21-2004, 04:04 PM
*lol* spongebob prayed to God, telling him what happened and...

Tijs
11-21-2004, 04:08 PM
God killed spongebob. Tijs ruled over the world from that day on.

nitropenguin!
11-21-2004, 04:16 PM
Until, Slipknot came, burnt your pineapple down and threw you out of the sea.

Tijs
11-21-2004, 04:18 PM
Sad day for me, great day for Slipknot. Slipknot took over Bikini bottom.

nitropenguin!
11-21-2004, 04:20 PM
They heard the Spongebob movie shoot was that day and Avril will be singing the theme song. They ran scared and...

Tijs
11-21-2004, 04:21 PM
died. .....

nitropenguin!
11-21-2004, 04:30 PM
Then I decided to inject myself with poison and died... no more school :)

Tijs
11-21-2004, 04:31 PM
Tijs died too (again).

nitropenguin!
11-21-2004, 04:35 PM
I asked God to get someone else to freakin tell this story cuz I'm running out of ideas. :p

Tijs
11-21-2004, 04:37 PM
And so someone else did.

MirandaV
11-22-2004, 04:04 AM
So spongebob was kicked out of his pineapple, he asked patrick to leave with him and..

offspringrammsteinfan
11-24-2004, 03:15 AM
So spongebob was kicked out of his pineapple, he asked patrick to leave with him and..

fucked mirandaV in her eye.

punk_flamingo
11-24-2004, 05:52 AM
then punkflamingo and borgy strolled along (casually observing mirandav getting fucked in the eye) and said:

....

MirandaV
11-24-2004, 06:39 AM
damn that bitch is hot..

offspringrammsteinfan
11-29-2004, 01:29 AM
than the fucked mirandaV in her nose.

Tijs
11-29-2004, 04:15 AM
And then she died.

offspringrammsteinfan
12-15-2004, 06:31 AM
but o.r.fan made her back alive so he could stick a pin in her nose.

GreenTerror
12-16-2004, 08:04 PM
Then, the giant flying lizards with lazer vision that breathe fire came and sang christmas carols with the fetus cheeseman. then the little purple midgets...

Fly White Guy
12-16-2004, 09:31 PM
ran and screamed that the lizards are coming, but.....

slit_wrists
12-17-2004, 07:54 AM
a hedgehog with back promlems, so they.......

Vera
12-17-2004, 07:55 AM
...had sex. Unwanted pregnancies didn't result and all was good in the Magical Forest.

THE END.

slit_wrists
12-17-2004, 07:59 AM
wow its the first endless story that has an end

slit_wrists
12-17-2004, 09:45 AM
a cactus. spikey but kinky. then it........

original_psycho
12-17-2004, 09:58 AM
made a fart so big and smelly that killed poor kenny who was around playing with...

extraordinarygoodgrocer
12-17-2004, 09:59 AM
Captain Milligan who at that time was out at sea, enjoying a plate of gravy and mash. Until his cell phone rang, that was. 'Hullo' snarled the Captain angrily. 'Whut? Arrr ye sure?' It turned out that Billy Barnacle the Cabin boy had been skipping school!

Fly White Guy
12-17-2004, 10:11 AM
Then a little man with a top hat on said.......

original_psycho
12-17-2004, 10:16 AM
'I got a 10 inch penis, use your mouth if you wanna clean it!' Then he...

extraordinarygoodgrocer
12-17-2004, 11:38 AM
scuttled off home. Amidst the chaos was a 39-year old bear named 'Clarance'. Clarance insisted on chewing the posters that had been atached to the war and passing urine in the corridors. Clarance was eventually escorted out of the building, but not before ruining the Christmas display.

Fly White Guy
12-17-2004, 02:33 PM
Then a drunk santa that stands on sidewalks begging for donations.........

Panzerfaust92
12-17-2004, 03:01 PM
Then a beautiful young woman comes up to this Santa and asks him a question, a simple question, but a question that changes this man's life. This question is....

Camilamazed
12-17-2004, 04:03 PM
Are you virgin????????? An then the Santa replies........

midnightfire582
12-17-2004, 04:41 PM
"Of course not, do you really think Mrs. Claus would still be around if I didn't put out?"

OffspringInOz
12-17-2004, 05:08 PM
Then a crazed drunken, monkey wielding a chainsaw cuts off the woman's head, santa......

Fly White Guy
12-17-2004, 06:33 PM
Santa saw and he.....

GreenTerror
12-17-2004, 06:49 PM
Got pissed off becuase that damn monkey got blood on his santa suit, then...

Fly White Guy
12-17-2004, 06:51 PM
Santa grabbed the monkey and chocked it to death, but.....

GreenTerror
12-17-2004, 06:52 PM
The monkey came back and ass raped santa like a little bitch, then...

Fly White Guy
12-17-2004, 06:53 PM
Three of Santa's little elf's came and......

GBH2
12-17-2004, 07:26 PM
were shot down with a twelve gauge by the monkey...

Fly White Guy
12-17-2004, 09:39 PM
Set town's on fire and started destroying everything in sight on a quest to find....

OffspringInOz
12-17-2004, 10:32 PM
Number 3 from Austin powers (the guy with the mole)
But when they found him...

Fly White Guy
12-17-2004, 10:34 PM
His mole started to grow bigger and bigger, but.........

OffspringInOz
12-17-2004, 10:45 PM
Fat bastard sat on his head and his arse swollowed him.
The monkey's got mad and...

Fly White Guy
12-17-2004, 10:47 PM
Came back with baboon's and the baboon's...

OffspringInOz
12-17-2004, 10:56 PM
Saw each others arse, and when they relised that they too, had weird pink butts they all comitted suicide, then Fat Bastard ate their carcasses and said...

Fly White Guy
12-17-2004, 10:59 PM
"Mmmm...That was good. They are now in my belly. *He farts* Ooops. That sounded a little juicy at the end didn't it".

OffspringInOz
12-17-2004, 11:03 PM
Yes it did, replies the prince of the monkey's, bow before my might you fat fat bastard! You have three options of how to make me not kill you, you may either fight for me for free, wipe my ass and get paid, or...

Fly White Guy
12-17-2004, 11:07 PM
go by me 100,000,000,000,000 taco's. So fat bastard...

OffspringInOz
12-17-2004, 11:10 PM
Then fat bastard makes up a plan, he buys the tacos, waits till the prince of the monkeys has eaten all the tacos then the prince bursts, then fb eats the tacos, he bursts too, though, and with his last breath, he says....

(with his 2nd last breath he says OffspringInOz is going now)

Fly White Guy
12-17-2004, 11:16 PM
Goodbye OffspringInOz. Those tacos were gooood for my belly. Oooooooh, I gotta fart.*then he died* So then fifty Pirates saw fat bastard and said "Arrrggghhh that fat bastard ate me tacos..... So the pirates left and.....

OffspringInOz
12-17-2004, 11:41 PM
hired 8 strippers, who all turned out to be men, the strippers kidnapped the pirates and...

Fly White Guy
12-17-2004, 11:50 PM
and took them to a secret strip club..and.....

shatskater
12-17-2004, 11:54 PM
and forced them to strip for the pirates that came into the bar, but one day....

Fly White Guy
12-18-2004, 12:46 AM
An alien with nine legs and eight eyes who was from the moon said...

GreenTerror
12-18-2004, 12:50 AM
Suck my peni-gina! an so they did, and/but/then

GreenTerror
12-18-2004, 01:01 AM
They all died, except for two little virgin birdies, who

Fly White Guy
12-18-2004, 01:12 AM
were purple and...

Fly White Guy
12-18-2004, 01:24 AM
Said I don't want to be a virgin so...

OffspringInOz
12-18-2004, 01:25 AM
jumped into a bucket of blck food dye, and all the other birdies jumped in to save him and..

Fly White Guy
12-18-2004, 01:28 AM
All of their feathers turned black so they had no colors to lose, so...

Fly White Guy
12-18-2004, 01:38 AM
the birds did not stay virgins long after that, but then a big plant that had legs and could walk started eating some of the birds for breakfast and....

OffspringInOz
12-18-2004, 01:45 AM
the birds called for back-up from the kung-foo monkey butler named jerry who is legendary for saving birds, jerry chopped up the plant, found the live birds inside it and the birds thanked him by...

Fly White Guy
12-18-2004, 01:46 AM
kissing his feet and....

extraordinarygoodgrocer
12-18-2004, 03:10 AM
reading the inscriptions on the catacombs of Ur. Jerry's learned accomplice, Professor Thomas Orlandson was a highly skilled archeologist, renowned for his study of the Ancient city of Atlantis. Jerry was confident that any beings residing in the tomb would be peaceful, lonesome beings, but in any case he carried his trusted rifle as a means of ensuring that they would be just that.

OffspringInOz
12-18-2004, 03:12 AM
And then the birds get confused by the previous passage of writing..

OffspringInOz
12-18-2004, 03:13 AM
Now the birds understand it..

extraordinarygoodgrocer
12-18-2004, 03:41 AM
they can finally begin to unravel the great enigma that is the inscriptions in the catacombs of Ur. This will be a mammoth task, however as they must enlist Jerry's help, for only he holds the key for transcribing the hierogliphics found on the chamber wall. It was once believed that these hierogliphics changed shape and form. There have been no reports of such occourences for over two centuries, so unfortunately there are no reliable sightings. Jerry and his crack team of archeologists emerged deeper into the catacombs of Ur with a very distinct goal...

Fly White Guy
12-18-2004, 10:46 AM
To find fat bastards taco's, but then there was a dragon who was trying to eat the taco's but didn't have any teeth so the dragon...

Fly White Guy
12-18-2004, 01:29 PM
Many centuries down the line everyone was happy that the dragon was dead until a white bunny that had razor sharp teeth and claws whose name was Peter Cottontail came hoppin down the bunny trail stubbed his toe on a tree trunck. Peter Cottontail was so mad he...

Fly White Guy
12-18-2004, 01:40 PM
That was the end of Peter Cottontail and he could never hop along the bunnie trail again. Everyone was happy from that day on, until...

nitropenguin!
12-18-2004, 07:25 PM
Peet Cottontail, Peter's 10th cousin, took over and became the village's rapist

(yeah yeah, there isn't a village but fuck that. lol)

OffspringInOz
12-18-2004, 07:30 PM
Then Offspring retired, this sent the world into a frenzy to get their hands on everything to do with Offspring as they all knew that that would be all the Offspring stuff ever made, but one day when George Bush and a Beaver named Bob were fighting for one of them crappy unorthorised docmentries that don't actually have any of the band's music in it a gay feret came along and...

Fly White Guy
12-18-2004, 07:42 PM
Got smashed trying to get in a house because feret's are nosey then the gay feret...

GreenTerror
12-18-2004, 07:50 PM
Molested another farret in the ass, because of his gayness, and then a green bouncy ball appeared and...

nitropenguin!
12-18-2004, 07:52 PM
Rolled over the ferret... and the rapist ferret died! yay.

Fly White Guy
12-18-2004, 07:53 PM
The world was yet once again happy until...

nitropenguin!
12-18-2004, 08:03 PM
A star fell out of the sky and destroyed the world. Only 9 survived, and these individuals were known as...

Fly White Guy
12-18-2004, 08:10 PM
nitropenguin...

nitropenguin!
12-18-2004, 08:11 PM
Fly White guy... Tijs...

DirtyMagical
12-18-2004, 08:12 PM
...hitler, monica lewinski...

Fly White Guy
12-18-2004, 08:12 PM
GreenTerror...

nitropenguin!
12-18-2004, 08:13 PM
Dexter Holland... The Goddess and

Fly White Guy
12-18-2004, 08:15 PM
Noodles...

nitropenguin!
12-18-2004, 08:15 PM
So.. they had to repopulate the earth and...

Fly White Guy
12-18-2004, 08:20 PM
make sure no stars would fall again so they voted for someone to go into space and make sure there wasn't anymore stars that would fall and to make sure there was no evil aliens to try and destroy the earth so they voted someone off and it was...

nitropenguin!
12-18-2004, 08:21 PM
Nitropenguin.

Fly White Guy
12-18-2004, 08:23 PM
So everyone said their goodbye's to nitropenguin and she went into space and...

nitropenguin!
12-18-2004, 08:30 PM
Killed every evil alien in sight... until she ran into the king, who happened to be pretty hott. The king possessed Nitropenguin and...

Fly White Guy
12-18-2004, 08:31 PM
took her too his secret evil layer that is on Mars and...

GreenTerror
12-18-2004, 08:34 PM
has wild sex with her

nitropenguin!
12-18-2004, 08:35 PM
Took the form of Dexter Holland... and persuaded her to join him and throw more stars down to earth, crushing the developing society. Nitropenguin thought and...

nitropenguin!
12-18-2004, 08:35 PM
Fuuuuck, the first time I'm late! lol, well had to happen sometime.

GreenTerror
12-18-2004, 08:41 PM
mwahahaha!!!!! :p

nitropenguin!
12-18-2004, 08:44 PM
Someone quote my ending cuz it's better than the one Greenterror thought up... before mine. lol

T-6005
12-18-2004, 08:45 PM
But anyways, this wild sex conceived an evil beast that had the hots for Hitler, so he headed to earth and....

Fly White Guy
12-18-2004, 08:46 PM
So someone else was to be voted off and killed so Adriann could help save the world. So they voted off...

nitropenguin!
12-18-2004, 08:46 PM
Fly White Guy

Fly White Guy
12-18-2004, 08:48 PM
It was a very sad day for me.

nitropenguin!
12-18-2004, 08:49 PM
But a happy one for Adriann

GreenTerror
12-18-2004, 08:50 PM
then that annoying chick from the weakest link said "you are the weakest goddamn link. Goodbye"
Then I smashed her arrogant 'I'm-better-than-you-deal-with-it-because-I'm-The Weakest Link-nazi' face in and said "who's the weakest link now, bitch?"

nitropenguin!
12-18-2004, 08:53 PM
And everyone made Greenterror the king of the society for being so bitch-ass tough.

Fly White Guy
12-18-2004, 08:54 PM
Even the ghost of Fly White Guy was happy with that decision.

GreenTerror
12-18-2004, 08:55 PM
And everyone made Greenterror the king of the society for being so bitch-ass tough.
Queen ;)
_______

nitropenguin!
12-18-2004, 09:04 PM
She forgot to kill Nitropenguin, the one and only. So Nitro killed Adriann, brought Greenterror back to life and had both him and Dexter all to herself as kings.

Fly White Guy
12-18-2004, 09:05 PM
It was a very happy day for Nitropenguin, but a sad day for Adriann.

Fly White Guy
12-18-2004, 09:11 PM
Adriann was also now a ghost, but

GreenTerror
12-18-2004, 09:15 PM
then I brought back flywhiteguy and...
(I'm a girl dammit!)

nitropenguin!
12-18-2004, 09:16 PM
*lol* that's funny. You should've covered that when I made you king.

GreenTerror
12-18-2004, 09:20 PM
lol, But I did! I quoted you on the last page...

Fly White Guy
12-18-2004, 09:20 PM
The days were peacefull from that day on, then Fly White Guy remembered something. Wasn't there another ghost? That Nitropenguin killed? The name started with an A....Ana...No....Adri...No....Adriann....No..Wait yes that was it Adriann. Oh well

nitropenguin!
12-18-2004, 09:22 PM
lol, But I did! I quoted you on the last page...
Oh okies! Sorry, missed it. Such a blonde sometimes. lol

K so Adriann's ghoust was pissed that Greenterror and Nitro, both QUEENS (lol) had Dexter all to themselves so she...

GreenTerror
12-18-2004, 09:26 PM
commited suicide
(lol, It's all gravy (ok, that sounded stupid, I know))

GreenTerror
12-18-2004, 09:26 PM
and became a ghost of a ghost

GreenTerror
12-18-2004, 09:47 PM
Then, everyone on the forum went all angry mob on her ass and tried to kill her, but they coulden't so Adriann got pissed off at them for trying and said "fuck all of you!" and exploded all of them, except for me, nitropenguin, and flywhiteguy

GreenTerror
12-18-2004, 09:50 PM
then GreenTerror gave Adriann a big hug for not exploding her

T-6005
12-18-2004, 09:51 PM
and T-6005 sat all unhappy in his corner as a ghost, since he hadn't done anything to anyone but he got killed when Adriann exploded him.

T-6005
12-18-2004, 10:20 PM
mmm.... ghost chocolate.

Still, she shouldn't have blown him up... It was really out of nowhere.

T-6005
12-18-2004, 11:02 PM
He didn't know he'd tried that, but obviously it was when....

GreenTerror
12-18-2004, 11:04 PM
T-6005 triped over a dildo on the ground

T-6005
12-18-2004, 11:04 PM
It wasn't his, you understand, but he happened to have a pencil in his hand and fell towards Adriann

T-6005
12-19-2004, 12:30 AM
a boy.

Not a sk8r boi, but a normal guy.

extraordinarygoodgrocer
12-19-2004, 03:17 AM
Meanwhile, a shady character was roaming the streets distributing leaflets for a village fete. It was believed he was enlisted by the Vicar.

offspringrammsteinfan
12-20-2004, 01:02 AM
but non did care, and so an old man fucked an ugly duckie in the flat nearby.

joe howell
12-20-2004, 01:16 AM
and he looked out the window and saw a....

offspringrammsteinfan
12-20-2004, 01:19 AM
joe howell kil himself with an

T-6005
12-20-2004, 01:22 AM
electric shaver, which fell out of his dead hands into....

OffspringInOz
12-20-2004, 05:43 AM
Godzilla's balls, he got angry and....

Fly White Guy
12-20-2004, 08:36 AM
destroyed everything and lit everything on fire, but then he saw...

Venezuelan_Nightmare
12-20-2004, 08:48 AM
well... when im bored i play ultima online :D

Fly White Guy
12-20-2004, 01:39 PM
destroyed everything and lit everything on fire, but then he saw...

a giant evil Chihuahua that went by the name of Dr. Growl. Dr. Growl saw Godzilla and...

GreenTerror
12-20-2004, 01:43 PM
told him to do his chores and godzilla said "yes, mommy"

Fly White Guy
12-20-2004, 01:48 PM
Dr. Growl was now the king of the world. And he laughed every day because he had a secret, but the only person who knew it was...

GreenTerror
12-20-2004, 01:55 PM
The giant flying lizards with lazer vision that breathe fire

Fly White Guy
12-20-2004, 01:56 PM
and they couldn't talk so the secret was never told until...

GreenTerror
12-20-2004, 02:11 PM
The fetus cheeseman kicked them in the balls and made them screech it

Fly White Guy
12-20-2004, 03:19 PM
and the secret was...

nitropenguin!
12-20-2004, 06:21 PM
That Dr. Growl knew the meaning of life. And this meaning was...

OffspringInOz
12-20-2004, 11:51 PM
And so when the meaning of life was heard by everyone heaps of people thought "well, that sucks, no point in living then!".

So millions of people killed themselves, but just after they killed themselves the person who said that was the meaning of life said that he was only joking and that there infact was no particular meaniong of life for all mankind, and that every person had a different reason, OffspingInOz's meaning was to kill...


(don't say himself)

the original pyro
12-20-2004, 11:56 PM
for food and never purchase meat again.

OffspringInOz
12-21-2004, 12:00 AM
But then he got sick of that so he just went to McDonald's, but when he discovered what they really put into their burgers.....

the original pyro
12-21-2004, 12:18 AM
or so he thought. but the shocking truth is that he died of a cardiac arrest.

the original pyro
12-21-2004, 12:33 AM
or so everyone thought, but the shocking truth was that...

offspringrammsteinfan
12-21-2004, 12:04 PM
or so everyone thought, but the shocking truth was that...

the original pyro was gay and was givin' his dad an blowjob

GreenTerror
12-21-2004, 04:32 PM
Then, offspringrammsteinfan got stabbed in the head with a piece of cheese and died

offspringrammsteinfan
12-22-2004, 12:08 PM
Then, offspringrammsteinfan got stabbed in the head with a piece of cheese and died

and he came in the good heavens where some hot chicks gave him a blowjob, while that was going on god killed green terror cause he was a shit-fucker.

original_psycho
12-22-2004, 12:13 PM
then offspringrammsteinfan was hit again in the head with a piece of cheese and fell from heaven into the hot burning flames of hell...

GreenTerror
12-22-2004, 12:55 PM
and he got ass raped by Lucifer and died a horrible, firey, gory, painful and slow torturous death.
This is what happens when someone tries to kill me off :D

original_psycho
12-22-2004, 01:04 PM
an then, the story teller (Green Terror) got killed again because he was being mean... :p

GreenTerror
12-22-2004, 01:06 PM
the Original Psycho got pinched for mistaking my sex. ;)

original_psycho
12-22-2004, 01:13 PM
GreenTerror got hit by original_psycho because of mistaking her sex too...

GreenTerror
12-22-2004, 01:16 PM
I never called you a he... :confused:

original_psycho
12-22-2004, 01:19 PM
:D in that case, let's fuck and adopt babies and live fucked up lives (now that's a story... :D )

GreenTerror
12-22-2004, 01:25 PM
Lol, that would be quite a story!

original_psycho
12-22-2004, 01:37 PM
that would be a nice story for all the geeky readers out there...

GreenTerror
12-22-2004, 01:38 PM
We should make it really graphic for all the pervs too.

original_psycho
12-22-2004, 01:43 PM
oh yeah...
let's make it hard for all the kiddies out there...(pun unintended)

GreenTerror
12-22-2004, 01:47 PM
LMAO, I need to get my mind out of the gutter...

original_psycho
12-22-2004, 02:02 PM
well, you should...

Fly White Guy
12-22-2004, 06:48 PM
So everything was fine and every one was happy until clowns came and lit houses on fire and drove around in an ice cream truck and asked the kids what kind of ice cream they wanted so the clowns would take the kids money and drive off so a group of people set out to catch the clowns and they were...

GreenTerror
12-22-2004, 06:55 PM
Nudists who smelled bad

original_psycho
12-22-2004, 06:59 PM
then Eminem showed up and started runing naked in the town screaming 'Just lose it, ahhhh'

Fly White Guy
12-22-2004, 07:04 PM
so everyone thought the world was going to end so everyone...

GreenTerror
12-22-2004, 07:07 PM
bought a bunch of canned food and batteries

greencows12
12-22-2004, 07:58 PM
Everyone stared at a fat man with red hair and no eyebrows, as he sang to canned soup.

original_psycho
12-22-2004, 08:03 PM
Then, Cartman, with the V-Chip in his head, came and started cursing so he could torture himself sadisticly... :D

Fly White Guy
12-22-2004, 08:17 PM
and his song went like this:
I love soup, It's the best damn thing
When I eat it, I wanna sing
If it wasn't for soup I wouldn't be here today
If it wasn't for soup I wouldnt be singing anyway
Soup can save your life, well it really can
Because it aint like ham or spam
So eat soup it's the best damn thing
If you eat it you'll wanna sing
There are many choices like Cream 'o' mushroom
Chicken noodle or tomato too
You can warm it up in a stove or a microvave
But it will taste the same either way

and he sung on and on until...

original_psycho
12-22-2004, 08:23 PM
he got fucked in the ass by mad midgets...

Fly White Guy
12-22-2004, 09:35 PM
The mad midgets were running when they saw a...

original_psycho
12-22-2004, 09:41 PM
giant godzilla dick and that prooved their point that godzilla is actually transexual...

GreenTerror
12-22-2004, 10:11 PM
and then The Transexual Godzilla got his penis confinscated by a little pink midget so he could use it for a pillow

Fly White Guy
12-22-2004, 10:17 PM
Then millions of little pink midgets...

GreenTerror
12-22-2004, 10:19 PM
Gathered and gave Godzilla oral sex because his penis was such a great pillow

original_psycho
12-22-2004, 10:21 PM
then, disgusted by the sight, God (original_psycho), sends the sinners to dye in the hot flames of gay land hell...

GreenTerror
12-22-2004, 10:25 PM
But the pink midgets didn't care, they just made a gay swinger's club in hell

Fly White Guy
12-22-2004, 10:41 PM
The earth was again peaceful...

GreenTerror
12-22-2004, 10:42 PM
and all the hippies had all the marijuana they could smoke in their long-haired lungs until...

RADIUM88
12-22-2004, 11:31 PM
...until God thought he was gonna fart but shit himself instead...

GreenTerror
12-22-2004, 11:33 PM
and contaminated all of the Hippies' marijuana with holy shit

RADIUM88
12-22-2004, 11:37 PM
one day, while the hippies were high on shit...

GreenTerror
12-22-2004, 11:40 PM
They dicovered a banana, and how yellow and squishy it was

original_psycho
12-22-2004, 11:49 PM
so they got into a fight about who will be the first one to stick it up his ass...

RADIUM88
12-22-2004, 11:50 PM
they thought it was just another one of god's sick jokes so they decided to smoke some more holy shit but they heard a voice coming from the dark woods saying...

GreenTerror
12-22-2004, 11:51 PM
bitch, I'll kill ya! killlllllllll ya!

RADIUM88
12-22-2004, 11:54 PM
it turned out it was god who wanted his dildo...er banana back

original_psycho
12-22-2004, 11:54 PM
so they got back to the concept that they should stick that banana up someone's ass so they could defend themselves...

GreenTerror
12-22-2004, 11:56 PM
so they did :eek:

RADIUM88
12-23-2004, 12:01 AM
but they forgot whose ass they put it in...

GreenTerror
12-23-2004, 12:02 AM
So they all had to fart to find out, but, you see, this was such a horrible idea because...

RADIUM88
12-23-2004, 12:04 AM
they all had beans for dinner

original_psycho
12-23-2004, 12:07 AM
their but cheeks were glued togheter with super glue!!!

Fly White Guy
12-23-2004, 01:22 PM
so they...

saska de o...
12-23-2004, 01:23 PM
Gdybyś tylko mnie kochał, moja miłość byłaby większa

Fly White Guy
12-23-2004, 01:24 PM
which in english meant they...

extraordinarygoodgrocer
12-23-2004, 01:26 PM
scourced the mountains for a cryptic clue that would unravel the haunting mysteries shrouding the elixir. The ground was coated in snow. The team were fifty miles from civilisation and some had abandoned hope.

Fly White Guy
12-23-2004, 01:28 PM
So they were climbing up a snowy mountain when they saw a...

extraordinarygoodgrocer
12-23-2004, 01:41 PM
beast so atrocious that even glancing at it from a distance could rob a man of his sanity. Several of the party sat rocking on the floor, gibbering constantly about the wicked beast. Days later...

Fly White Guy
12-23-2004, 01:46 PM
they were found dead. :eek:

Tired_Of_You
12-23-2004, 01:48 PM
...and it's the end of the fucking story.

Fly White Guy
12-23-2004, 01:49 PM
or was it?

Tired_Of_You
12-23-2004, 01:50 PM
yes it is, unless they become zombies or something like that.

extraordinarygoodgrocer
12-23-2004, 01:51 PM
Gordons: But, Master Berkley how did the team catch their death? Was it known?

Berkley: It is not known. Sources have told us that so much ectoplasmic energy was present when the beast struck, that all signs of life would have been removed without a trace. Many experts have speculated that their souls are trapped to this day in the mountains, but as of yet nothing has been confirmed.

Gordons: I will make it my priority to find out just what the cause was, master.

Berkley: And I am confident that you will prevail in your quest to unravel the mystery behind the death of those few, my young apprentice. Remember to utilise the skills you have been taught and be eager to learn new ones particularly from your elders.

Gordons: I will master. I will.

The End?

Fly White Guy
12-23-2004, 01:54 PM
It was the end until little midgets who wore green cloaks and had teeth as sharp as razors...

OffspringInOz
12-23-2004, 06:21 PM
Discovered OffspringInOz was not dead after all, he just bought one of those $800 dummies that looked like him and he killed that so everyone would think he is dead, so therefore, hegot out of school for the day! But then he found out that there WAS no school as it is xmas eve, and school ended a week or so ago. He kiled the monkeys or midgets or whatever they were and started up a new colony of (loyal only to him) vicious, chainsaw wielding.....

GreenTerror
12-23-2004, 06:26 PM
Giant Cheese slices, who were perfect for sandwhiches!

Fly White Guy
12-23-2004, 06:27 PM
started a war with OffspringInOz's midget army and...

GreenTerror
12-23-2004, 06:29 PM
The midgets all had microwaves that were almost as big as they were, and shoved the cheese slices into the microwaves, making a great nacho cheese sauce

Fly White Guy
12-23-2004, 06:33 PM
so OffspringInOz's midget army just ate nachos.