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Rancid_Guyxxx
07-08-2005, 09:41 AM
Imagine theres a contest to meet the offspring, travel with them, and go back stage for there concerts. In order to win the contest you have to do something crazy. How far would you go to win this contest? What crazy stunts would you do to win this?

Remember it can be anything you want.

Mannen som blev en gris
07-08-2005, 09:44 AM
I would...... eat a tomato. Wait a second, no I wouldn't. I would eat a carrot though.

Tired_Of_You
07-08-2005, 09:45 AM
I'll eat a tomato then...

Sorry, not only do I have no idea of what I would do, but I also think I wouldn't do something really crazy.

Shieka_keep 'em separated
07-08-2005, 09:47 AM
I would skip school for the day, go to my mates house, play on his kick-ass drum kit, play Halo 2 multiplayer on a big ass T.V (42 " screen) and climb on his garage roof and jump into some conifers (with razor wire at the bottom)..........wait already did that...........IM IN!!!!!!!!!! :D

Shieka_keep 'em separated
07-08-2005, 09:48 AM
..........EAT A TOMATO!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

Hypodermic_89
07-08-2005, 09:55 AM
i would try to shove a helicopter up my ass :)

platinumpt
07-08-2005, 10:43 AM
Yeah, how about an entire jet!!! With the wings and all!!!

Manic subsidal
07-08-2005, 10:48 AM
I would throw away all my offspring albums.

..Nevermind, I would die from all the pain and suffering.

platinumpt
07-08-2005, 10:50 AM
I would throw away all my offspring albums.

..Nevermind, I would die from all the pain and suffering.
I'm sure you would buy some other copies as soon as you were back from the tour with the band, so, no problem :)

Manic subsidal
07-08-2005, 11:16 AM
I'm sure you would buy some other copies as soon as you were back from the tour with the band, so, no problem :)

But think about it. Think of all the nightmares you're going to have for throwing away your precious offspring. I don't know about you, but having a bald Dexter trying to attack me in my dreams will drive me insane. Next thing will lead you to suicide if you don't watch out.

sourskittle
07-08-2005, 12:06 PM
i would have someone take a dump in my mouth, then i would drink 200 gallons of strawberry milk, throw up, then drink THAT! oh wait already did that

FFX-ME
07-08-2005, 12:09 PM
i would jump the fence and crash through the door of their bus that way i meat them no matter what

bd007h
07-08-2005, 03:56 PM
play Halo 2 multiplayer on a big ass T.V (42 " screen)


42" is nothing. Try a 54 " My cousin used to have one almost that size, but now it's at his dad's house in St. Louis, and he's here in Rochester.

noodlesfan
07-08-2005, 04:05 PM
i would jump off of a two story building into a pile of dirt...ON FIRE!

ixnayyourface
07-08-2005, 04:27 PM
i would lose six fist fights, eat a barrel of sour krout, go on a date with the loser of your choice, live off urine for 2 weeks, and anger a stampeding rhinocerous.

punk_riOt
07-08-2005, 06:19 PM
tough one tough one...well yeah throwing away all my offspring would fucking hurt, but i mean thats stupid not crazy! i'd skydive, and that's a big thing for someone like me coz im a pussy lol

platinumpt
07-08-2005, 10:41 PM
But think about it. Think of all the nightmares you're going to have for throwing away your precious offspring. I don't know about you, but having a bald Dexter trying to attack me in my dreams will drive me insane. Next thing will lead you to suicide if you don't watch out.
AHAHAHA! Yeah it's uncool to throw away our precious Offspring... damn, but does it really has to be a BALD dexter?? Why bald anyway??? That's creepy!!! lol

Camilamazed
07-08-2005, 10:46 PM
i would try to shove a helicopter up my ass :)

WTF? :eek:

.......

platinumpt
07-08-2005, 10:48 PM
WTF? :eek:

.......

Yeah, and it should be with the engine running :) it would be more challenging!

Camilamazed
07-08-2005, 10:49 PM
i would jump off of a two story building into a pile of dirt...ON FIRE!

I wonder how you could get your prize after that



hahahaha

jade fahy
07-08-2005, 10:52 PM
hmmm.....id stay in a tank of spiders for an hour!
*arachnaphobic* if thats how u spell it!

Manic subsidal
07-08-2005, 10:54 PM
AHAHAHA! Yeah it's uncool to throw away our precious Offspring... damn, but does it really has to be a BALD dexter?? Why bald anyway??? That's creepy!!! lol

I think I did actually have a dream about a bald dexter before. It was one of those dreams where right when you wake up, you totally forgot what happened though. I hate those. All I remember was a bald Dexter in that dream. Who knows what we were doing? Maybe we will playing hopscotch in my backyard.

Panzerfaust92
07-09-2005, 12:46 AM
That reminds me of a more bizzare dream that I had last night. I was in an indoor swimming pool and was making my way around it slowly. Some people were doing laps and the fastest swimmers seemed to be in the shape of people, yet they were made of mud. It was interesting.

clokey43
07-09-2005, 01:04 AM
Interesting, yes, crazy yes, men in white coats will be along soon my friend :) hehehe, ok crazy thing I would do, hmm........parachute from a light aircraft that was on fire, destination, top of tour coach or summit, if I miss no win. Lol, spose not really crazy Id love to do that lol.

neocon58
07-09-2005, 01:08 AM
I'd follow them to their hotel rooms after each show, stab them in the face with a soldering iron and masturbate violently upon their corpses.

bd007h
07-09-2005, 01:09 AM
I would do anything to meet them, but I won't do that.

sorry, just had a little too much Meat Loaf.

noodlesfan
07-09-2005, 08:30 AM
I wonder how you could get your prize after that



hahahaha

ive done it once before, my d*** hurt for a month, and i broke a leg. ID DO IT AGAIN TOO MUAHAHA!! :D

bd007h
07-09-2005, 12:22 PM
damn, nobody got my joke. :(

Rabbit209
07-09-2005, 12:57 PM
I would listen to someone.

nameless
07-09-2005, 01:04 PM
im not into stuff like that, to some people it may be a laugh but to others its just stupidity!

FFX-ME
07-09-2005, 05:24 PM
man there are some crazy ppl here, some would kill them to meat them

if it is the case then you dont like them

Telekinesis
07-09-2005, 10:16 PM
I'd pash Noodles.I mean look at him he's all old and hairy and he's an alcho so he would taste funny and did I mention how extremely,excessively old he is!? Noodles is a scary old man, period. But it would all be worth it just to be able to go on tour with them and stuff, but I'd want to bring a couple of friends with me! A bald Dexter, that's gonna haunt me for the rest of my life. So many hot guys go bald it's so sad, eg. Seth Green and Jake Gyllenhaal, so sad :( sob

bd007h
07-09-2005, 10:24 PM
damn, nobody got my joke. :(

ok, I admit, it was a bad one.

clokey43
07-14-2005, 10:53 PM
we get it....stop wallowing in self pitty because no one laughed histerically!

coke_a_holic
07-14-2005, 11:29 PM
I'd kill everyone.