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RXP
07-08-2005, 02:10 PM
I read in Star magazine that Vin Diesel is considering penis reduction sugery because his current size is so big that he's sent women he's had sex with to the hospital with severe vaginal bleeding.

from imdb's messageboards. made me laugh my ass off.

JoY
07-08-2005, 02:24 PM
*looks up* Diesel??! did anyone say Diesel?!

fuckB Ratty
07-08-2005, 02:28 PM
*looks up* Diesel??! did anyone say Diesel?!
u like him i thought u were a lesbian? :confused:

JoY
07-08-2005, 02:39 PM
dude.. I've been with the same guy for almost a year now. I'm totally straight, totally heterosexual, totally pro front-door-sex & everything, that's average & considered normal. & I *don't* like Diesel, but you know, there happens to be a make of clothes..... *drools a tiny puddle*

Just a Girl
07-08-2005, 02:44 PM
did this make anyone else... erm... cross their legs and tense in an "oh my god that's awful" way?

JoY
07-08-2005, 02:53 PM
*raises finger* oh definitely. :/

RXP
07-08-2005, 03:00 PM
Oh come on you all want his 18" penis in you, or at least beside you.

JoY
07-08-2005, 03:11 PM
haha, I'd dress it up with a sock, a pink ribbon & doll-eyes & make it all cute.

sorry. I have the MOST immature crappy sense of humor. big dicks makes me laugh.

RXP
07-08-2005, 03:12 PM
Awwww, that's so sweet! Cuddle up to his dolled up penis rather than his body!

JoY
07-08-2005, 03:13 PM
..I always do that. :/ cuddling up next to le Penis. & I pet it & give it kisses. k, I'm having the feeling I'm -really- weird now.

Panzerfaust92
07-08-2005, 05:02 PM
He probably drives a shitty car if his penis is that big.

Little_Miss_1565
07-08-2005, 05:36 PM
He probably drives a shitty car if his penis is that big.

If his penis is that big, I doubt he would care.

barangatang
07-08-2005, 05:54 PM
I read in Star magazine that Vin Diesel is considering penis reduction sugery because his current size is so big that he's sent women he's had sex with to the hospital with severe vaginal bleeding.

from imdb's messageboards. made me laugh my ass off.

wow. thats complete bullshit

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-08-2005, 07:17 PM
I wonder if he'll put the bit they'll cut off on eBay.

barangatang
07-08-2005, 07:25 PM
wait how would would they do that exactly? do the like squeeze it in or just chop off a part of it?

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-08-2005, 07:26 PM
If I was doing it, I'd be tempted to do something really horrible. Like, just as he's going under on the anaesthetic..

"Nurse, chainsaw!"

barangatang
07-08-2005, 07:28 PM
oh dear!!!

RXP
08-05-2005, 04:36 AM
Update: Vin had the surgery he's down to a normal 12" now.

TheUnholyNightbringer
08-05-2005, 06:45 AM
Lolz, tiny penis.

*shifty eyes*