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Not Ozymandias
07-10-2005, 08:33 AM
Yay or nay?

Sin Studly
07-10-2005, 08:36 AM
At the uni-bar theres a dish called an "abortion". It's basically a lamb kebab with extra garlic sauce served on a bed of french fries and all covered with ketchup. Yum.

RXP
07-10-2005, 09:17 AM
As if you go uni bars with all the lame ass students.

Endymion
07-10-2005, 11:07 AM
http://www.csulb.edu/~rjames/classic/kermit.png

Sin Studly
07-10-2005, 12:03 PM
As if you go uni bars with all the lame ass students.

I heard about it once from this gimpy-legged methbanging whore I was drinking caskwine in a South Plympton alley with.

As if I'd go to the uni-bar with all the fuckin students, I'm not that low.

The-Offspring-RuLe
07-11-2005, 05:36 AM
Another Abortion thread!!!

JoY
07-13-2005, 08:12 AM
personally I think abortions are cool. *bounces*

The Living Abortion
07-13-2005, 09:13 AM
I'm all pro. they should've gotten it right with me. :( :(

PapTown Reprezentin
07-13-2005, 12:07 PM
fuck u upper class crackers tryin to tell my bitches what they can do to there own bodies

Patton
07-13-2005, 12:34 PM
personally I think abortions are cool. *bounces*

Pity you weren't one.

Fake edit: all three of you.

JoY
07-14-2005, 08:09 AM
Pity you weren't one.

Fake edit: all three of you.
There's actually eight of us. And it would be advisable not to always take us seriously.

But yeah, abortions rule.

NES
07-14-2005, 04:36 PM
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Offspring-Fanatic
07-14-2005, 09:44 PM
SOMEBODY FUCKIN BAN HIM!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: he's spamming everything!

RXP
07-15-2005, 01:40 AM
Just put him on your ignore list then the thread is much cleaner.

Skip91
07-15-2005, 03:27 AM
yeah good idea.

JoY
07-15-2005, 02:41 PM
I know who typed the first reply here, but who made the second one??

it's so confusing to see my name everywhere all the time in unexpected places & topics. :o :confused: :(

the_Unholycocksucker
07-15-2005, 03:59 PM
cfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffsssssssssssssssss

Tizzalicious
07-15-2005, 04:07 PM
I know who typed the first reply here, but who made the second one??

it's so confusing to see my name everywhere all the time in unexpected places & topics. :o :confused: :(

I think it was Sanni. Or Per.

I was there when whoever posted it posted it.

JoY
07-15-2005, 04:15 PM
I wasn't. I was probably humping Sim at that time, or sumthin'. ;p LOLZORZ. humping Sim.

I'm REALLY lame, aren't I? :/ BED, Bella. BED. just go to BED.

the_GoDdEsS
07-16-2005, 04:03 AM
Lolz. Probably. Although I don't remember either. But it must have been good! =P

RXP
07-16-2005, 04:05 AM
Bella's avatar looks like a terrachlor

Endymion
07-27-2005, 09:44 PM
http://www.csulb.edu/~rjames/classic/abort.jpg

0r4ng3
07-27-2005, 09:57 PM
^ As a former Magic: The Gathering player, I must say that is fucking hilarious.

Vera
07-28-2005, 04:34 AM
MtG is like the geekiest fucking thing there is.

Ew.

JoY
07-28-2005, 10:58 AM
Bella's avatar looks like a terrachlor
like a what?!

Sin Studly
07-28-2005, 07:06 PM
MtG is like the geekiest fucking thing there is.

Coming from you that holds a lot of weight. I'm now damn proud I don't understand the joke.

0r4ng3
07-28-2005, 07:20 PM
MtG is like the geekiest fucking thing there is.

Ew.
I said I was a former MtG player.

RXP
07-29-2005, 02:13 AM
like a what?!

A spider, you konw those types. When I first glanced at it, I thought wtf.

Tizzalicious
07-29-2005, 06:23 AM
Pfff...it doesn't look like a spider at all...spiders are bad. Bella's avatar is...niiiize.

JoY
07-29-2005, 08:48 AM
niize, as in, booze. ;p

this spider doesn't have eight paws, love. it has about tenty-one & that was the maximum I could fit in the picture.

The Living Abortion
07-30-2005, 03:47 PM
Hello JoY, your username sounds nice and cheery. Wanna chat?

Conspiracy of One
07-30-2005, 03:48 PM
Hello JoY, your username sounds nice and cheery. Wanna chat?

THough her username sounds nice and cheery.........shes most definately not

wheelchairman
07-30-2005, 03:49 PM
hahahaha oh if you only knew her. But she'll be happy to hear that.

The Living Abortion
07-30-2005, 03:51 PM
THough her username sounds nice and cheery.........shes most definately not
You live in animal center.

That's kind of like the abortion center, right?

I like abortion center, they give you soup and cookies.

They don't throw you at the ceiling, either.

Tizzalicious
07-30-2005, 06:50 PM
Bella is cheerful, believe me! Im sitting on her right now!

Tizzalicious
07-30-2005, 06:51 PM
You live in animal center.

That's kind of like the abortion center, right?

I like abortion center, they give you soup and cookies.

They don't throw you at the ceiling, either.

Cookies are nice, we totally overate oreos today, we didn't throw them to the ceiling though.

JoY
07-31-2005, 08:44 AM
hahahaha oh if you only knew her. But she'll be happy to hear that.
duuuude, hahahahahaha. cuz I lyke, so hate being cheerful. grrrrs.

& omz! Tizz was ON me! lolz, seckzorz.

The Living Abortion
07-31-2005, 08:47 AM
hahahaha oh if you only knew her. But she'll be happy to hear that.
your username makes me so sad. I'm real sorry you're in a wheelchair, wheelchairman.

how did you end up like that? were you an abortion-victim aswell?

wheelchairman
07-31-2005, 02:20 PM
I was attacked by a gang of abortions.

Vera
07-31-2005, 02:38 PM
That must've been a tragic day in your life.

Conspiracy of One
07-31-2005, 02:40 PM
I was attacked by a gang of abortions.

so what exactly happend? Did they come in a group wielding pitch forks and torches?

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
07-31-2005, 05:30 PM
My dentist told my mom she should've had an abortion.

Conspiracy of One
07-31-2005, 05:32 PM
Nimrod In Town']My dentist told my mom she should've had an abortion.

lol........no not you..............rurokens mom!

0r4ng3
07-31-2005, 06:03 PM
Nimrod In Town']My dentist told my mom she should've had an abortion.
Wait, your dentist? Your teeth can't be that bad.

HisHolinessSatan
07-31-2005, 09:39 PM
lol........no not you..............rurokens mom!

Really some top knotch side splitting humor there...

Bet Nazy boy could top it.

Tizzalicious
08-01-2005, 02:35 AM
so what exactly happend? Did they come in a group wielding pitch forks and torches?

I think they fell down the ceiling because they were done. Onto him.

Preocupado
08-02-2005, 11:57 PM
By the way
Abortions, yay or nay?
Yay.
This rhymes
Hey



Abortions=yay because so many suicidals are not much different from aborted children. Theyr parents build a world with such a meaning around the kids that is hard to talk about choice in theyr life.

(Exorcize emo levels from this comment.)

Aannj
08-03-2005, 06:55 AM
Yes i'm all for it.

noodlesfan
08-06-2005, 05:54 PM
abortion is a good thing, unless some government official or some stupid ass femminist wants to take care of the fucking baby, abortion, ironicly saves the baby's life, in a figure of speech. why have a child and raise it with no money, in a bad neighborhood, no father, and barely any food, when you can not have the child in the first place. Another option is... STOP FUCKING!!!!

wheelchairman
08-06-2005, 09:12 PM
abortion is a good thing, unless some government official or some stupid ass femminist wants to take care of the fucking baby, abortion, ironicly saves the baby's life, in a figure of speech. why have a child and raise it with no money, in a bad neighborhood, no father, and barely any food, when you can not have the child in the first place. Another option is... STOP FUCKING!!!!
Yep, feminists hate abortions.

And I agree with TTIG, advocates of abstinence are virgins.

RXP
08-07-2005, 02:21 AM
Some feminists dislike abortions becuase apparantly it means women are weak. Just like they dislike the legislation that lets women get away with murder becuase of "battered wife syndrome" etc.

People should stop banging down lo and let the guys bang the mouth.

MichealCorleone
08-07-2005, 04:58 AM
Some feminists dislike abortions becuase apparantly it means women are weak. Just like they dislike the legislation that lets women get away with murder becuase of "battered wife syndrome" etc.

People should stop banging down lo and let the guys bang the mouth.

*low 10 characters

Vera
08-07-2005, 06:56 AM
Herpes > pregnancy.

Socially Rejected
08-07-2005, 07:21 AM
Having an abortion is a very horrible thing to do but if you've been raped (or something along those lines) then i think it's okay but there's always adoption. All the teenage kid's, however, that get pregnant through thier own stupid fault should have to keep the child as it's what they deserve.

Sin Studly
08-07-2005, 07:43 AM
*low

You missed his inventive spelling of the word "because", reetee.

MichealCorleone
08-07-2005, 08:19 AM
Having an abortion is a very horrible thing to do but if you've been raped (or something along those lines) then i think it's okay but there's always adoption. All the teenage kid's, however, that get pregnant through thier own stupid fault should have to keep the child as it's what they deserve.

*kids, their

~*hit_that*~
08-16-2005, 09:55 AM
I'm all for abortion, people should be allowed to do as they wish with their bodies.

Sin Studly
08-16-2005, 10:17 AM
Your opinions are worthless, moron.

irishpunkrockgirl
08-16-2005, 04:49 PM
I'm all for abortion, people should be allowed to do as they wish with their bodies.
ya but its also what they ae doing withh their babies bodies

PunkRockBasser
08-16-2005, 05:29 PM
pro CHOICE is a LIE
the babies do not CHOOSE to die

how poetic. but do what u want its not my business anyway i just wanted to make a rhyme

dexterisMYman
08-16-2005, 08:05 PM
i hate abortion.

Sin Studly
08-18-2005, 05:29 AM
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Paint_It_Black
08-07-2006, 04:40 PM
Bump.

I couldn't find as many abortion threads as I expected :(

MuddahFukkah
08-07-2006, 04:48 PM
i hate abortion.
And Dexter would hate YOU for hating abortions.... lol...

mrconeman
08-07-2006, 06:00 PM
Jump the fuck out of a window.

Not Ozymandias
09-23-2006, 09:52 PM
Bump .

Mota Boy
09-23-2006, 10:11 PM
Bad form. Everyone knows the proper thing to do is start a new topic in the offseason. Still, three out of five stars.


Plus, I believe that the mother has a right to choose and fuck the Christianofacists who force her to suffer the consequences of her actions. I want abortions all day, every day.

T-6005
09-23-2006, 11:45 PM
Plus, I believe that the mother has a right to choose and fuck the Christianofacists who force her to suffer the consequences of her actions. I want abortions all day, every day.
You know the specialized restaurants will still close.

Placebo14
09-24-2006, 05:54 PM
Im Pro-Abortion

ninthlayer
09-24-2006, 06:13 PM
Thank you for that stunning insight.

Llamas
09-24-2006, 06:31 PM
Im Pro-Abortion


And Dexter would hate YOU for hating abortions.... lol...


i hate abortion.


pro CHOICE is a LIE
the babies do not CHOOSE to die

how poetic. but do what u want its not my business anyway i just wanted to make a rhyme


I'm all for abortion, people should be allowed to do as they wish with their bodies.


Some feminists dislike abortions becuase apparantly it means women are weak. Just like they dislike the legislation that lets women get away with murder becuase of "battered wife syndrome" etc.

People should stop banging down lo and let the guys bang the mouth.

Man. This thread is full of such intelligent thought that has really made me rethink my views on abortion. Thanks guys for your smart thoughts!!

JohnnyNemesis
09-24-2006, 06:41 PM
lolz, tyme2repost:

Q: What's red and yellow and climbs up your leg?

A: A homesick abortion.

lololol, I'll be here all week folks.

Llamas
09-24-2006, 06:51 PM
My favorite (kinda long, and not exactly about abortion, but still awesome):

This couple has a baby and the doctor comes in holding it in his arms. He says, "I have great news for you two! Your baby can fly!"

The couple looks at the doctor really confused. The doctor repeats, "I'm serious! I'll show you!" He drops the baby. The baby hits the floor with a sickening thud.

The parents jump up with horror-stricken faces. "Huh. I don't know what that was about. But I'm serious! Your baby can honestly fly! Here, let me try something else." He throws the baby across the room. It hits the wall, and falls to the floor with a sickening thud.

The couple is out of their seats at this point, and is yelling at the doctor. "No, no, I swear! Your baby really can fly! I am not joking! Alright, one last test. I promise it will work!" He heads to the window, and drops the baby from 9 stories up. The baby falls 9 stories, and hits the street below with a sickening thud.

At this point the husband has advanced the doctor and is grabbing his coat, while the wife has picked up the phone to request assistance.

The doctor starts laughing and says, "I'm just kidding. Your baby was still-born."

ninthlayer
09-24-2006, 06:53 PM
Children truly are a blessing. To comedy.

BREAK
09-25-2006, 06:02 PM
Mm-mm good.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Soylent_Fetus

Not Ozymandias
09-25-2006, 06:29 PM
Less filling.

Mota Boy
09-25-2006, 07:21 PM
Tastes great.

Not Ozymandias
09-25-2006, 08:42 PM
Less filling! :mad: