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Sin Studly
07-12-2005, 12:56 PM
... would you want to hang out with him and let him sleep on your couch and eat your food for free?

Duracell
07-12-2005, 01:00 PM
Of course because then in the morning before he woke up I'd beat his ass with a baseball bat. :D

Turbonegro
07-12-2005, 01:04 PM
You're damn right I would. Hell, I'd even let him sleep in the guest room.

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-12-2005, 01:05 PM
Damn right. Always good to stay on Justin's good side. :p

Sin Studly
07-12-2005, 01:11 PM
I'm not a bad person, I'm just drawn that way. :(

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-12-2005, 01:12 PM
Dave is not on my good side.

Oh, I don't care about you.

Sixpence.
07-12-2005, 01:18 PM
Oh come on, Justin is actually really nice.

I'm even allowed to be arse-kissing, what an honour ;)



He's always welcome at my house. (hehe, well my parents' house)

Sin Studly
07-12-2005, 01:21 PM
Gothic? Fuck you! I'd beat your stupid Eskimo dads arse if he called me gothic.

And I don't drink, either.

notoriousdoc
07-12-2005, 01:22 PM
I'm not a bad person, I'm just drawn that way. :(
Aww, he's lovely really

Sin Studly
07-12-2005, 01:23 PM
Shut up fat boy, you're not entitled to an opinion until you lose some weight.

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-12-2005, 01:24 PM
And I don't drink, either.

Since when?!

MindlessSelfIndulgent
07-12-2005, 01:24 PM
Id let you sleep in my bed, pumpkin <3

notoriousdoc
07-12-2005, 01:25 PM
Shut up fat boy, you're not entitled to an opinion until you lose some weight.
I haven't eaten for three days, be nice

Sixpence.
07-12-2005, 01:26 PM
I haven't eaten for three days, be nice


Oh Dan, I guess that comment doesn't help you really...

sKratch
07-12-2005, 01:27 PM
http://www.skratch-zero.com/crap/sogothbats.jpg

Sin Studly
07-12-2005, 01:28 PM
Since when?!

Since about a month ago.


I haven't eaten for three days, be nice

Only another eighty-seven to go.

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-12-2005, 01:29 PM
You can eat whatever( so long as your not scarfing down whatever you British kids eat for snackfood. Crumpet flavored ice cream or whatever) as long as you get off your ass.

No, we eat the working clarss.

notoriousdoc
07-12-2005, 01:31 PM
Only another eighty-seven to go.
Damn right

Sixpence.
07-12-2005, 01:42 PM
That will never end...

Sixpence.
07-12-2005, 01:44 PM
That will also never end...

Sixpence.
07-12-2005, 01:45 PM
Did I actually talk to you Maria? I don't think so, so don't make me do it.

Sixpence.
07-12-2005, 01:51 PM
Tis was not stupid because you interpreted it wrong. That was just a neutral comment, nothing more.

Hell believe me, if I actually wanted to say something really related to you I'm creative enough to think of something better!

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-12-2005, 01:52 PM
Tis was not stupid because you interpreted it wrong. That was just a neutral comment, nothing more.

Hell believe me, if I actually wanted to say something really related to you I'm creative enough to think of something better!

Don't worry. Maria just spouts insanity. You don't have to concern yourself with her.

Sixpence.
07-12-2005, 01:53 PM
Don't worry. Maria just spouts insanity. You don't have to concern yourself with her.


Thanks Dave :)

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-12-2005, 01:54 PM
I'm nearly infuriated.

Maria

"Insane" .

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-12-2005, 01:57 PM
I'm pretty sure Dave more than likes me.

Maria

Of course. With few exceptions, everything I say to Maria is in jest.

EDIT: Though I still believe she's insane.

Homer
07-12-2005, 02:01 PM
What kind of insanity would you dip me in... Neurosis? Cyrrhosis? Manic depression? Spleen? Hysteria? Acute Duskyitis? Schizophrenia? A touhc of everything?

Maria

I'd say: just insane.

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-12-2005, 02:01 PM
What kind of insanity would you dip me in... Neurosis? Cyrrhosis? Manic depression? Spleen? Hysteria? Acute Duskyitis? Schizophrenia? A touch of everything?

Maria

As hundreds and thousands on a chocolate sundae - varied, delicious, and widespread.

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-12-2005, 02:05 PM
Awww, daaaaaaaarrrrling! *claws his shoulder in sheer delight, eyes shining*

I'd do anything for you, now. You got me tied & whipped -like that cream on your sundae.

Maria

Cool, I got me a minion.

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-12-2005, 02:08 PM
Fuck off, dipshit.

Maria

How very rude of you. You very nearly lost your rights to love and serve me for all eternity there. Bit more care required, methinks.

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-12-2005, 02:20 PM
Shut up and start bowin'.

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-12-2005, 02:24 PM
Dreams become reality with a gentle tossing back of the hair in the autumn winds, do they not?

Sin Studly
07-12-2005, 06:28 PM
Jesus Christ you're fucking insane, Maria.

Oh, and Chronic Delusional Psychosis.

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-12-2005, 06:29 PM
Best way to confuse Maria is to talk like her. Like baiting a puppy, 'tis delicious.

Sin Studly
07-12-2005, 06:31 PM
Do it in a thread I'm not trying to score new mooching contacts off'n.

And she doesn't get confused when I talk to her. She just stays insane.

neocon58
07-12-2005, 08:27 PM
if he swung by my home town? he lives in my home town.

Sin Studly
07-12-2005, 08:35 PM
Oooh, time to play the I wonder if we've already met because this shitty little town can only fit two horses in it game.

Are you a townie?

Betty
07-12-2005, 10:31 PM
Anybody (who I at least sorta know) is welcome here. I like to host, but rarely get the opportunity. I'll provide the food, if you provide the company.

ninthlayer
07-12-2005, 11:13 PM
... would you want to hang out with him and let him sleep on your couch and eat your food for free?
Oh fuck yes.

Endymion
07-12-2005, 11:25 PM
Anybody (who I at least sorta know) is welcome here. I like to host, but rarely get the opportunity. I'll provide the food, if you provide the company.

if you're serious my vague notion of a summer road trip just got slightly more solid.

ninthlayer
07-12-2005, 11:27 PM
if you're serious my vague notion of a summer road trip just got slightly more solid.
Stop in the Midwest, you faggot.

Rag Doll
07-12-2005, 11:28 PM
and drive all the way to new jersey. i'll give you a place to stay too!

neocon58
07-12-2005, 11:59 PM
Oooh, time to play the I wonder if we've already met because this shitty little town can only fit two horses in it game.

Are you a townie?

No, a country bumpkin.

RXP
07-13-2005, 12:02 AM
I'd never meet you cause you've told me one too many times how you've stabbed someone with some implement. Usually a toothpick.

Rabbit209
07-13-2005, 12:33 AM
If Trip Boy was to come by my home town, I would say he was lost, because I live 5 miles outside of a town that has a whole 700 people. But if you need a place to stay, my mother's bed is always open.

SkunkIt
07-13-2005, 12:48 AM
... would you want to hang out with him and let him sleep on your couch and eat your food for free? Here, no guest sleeps on the couch. If you're a guest, you get a bed. Also, any guest at my house better eat the food there for free, because noone here will except money for food if someone's staying over.

killer_queen
07-13-2005, 02:17 AM
I don't think he would come here...

jesushusband
07-13-2005, 03:03 AM
i would tell him to give me a b.j.

Paint_It_Black
07-13-2005, 04:20 AM
There's a lot of people I would let at least crash on my couch for a day or two. I'm pretty easy going. They'd be welcome to my food, except I rarely have any. I think I have some stale bread and some 6 month old marshmellows (opened). The only thing I won't share are my cigarettes. I can barely afford to pay for the ones I smoke, and the ones people steal from me at work. The worst are people who ask to "borrow" a cigarette. I don't think I've ever had one replaced from a single person who used the term "borrow".

The Living Abortion
07-13-2005, 08:10 AM
I'd abort him.

Piss.

Sin Studly
07-13-2005, 08:30 AM
I'd never meet you cause you've told me one too many times how you've stabbed someone with some implement. Usually a toothpick.

It was a biro and it only went in a couple of centimetres and it missed his patella anyway. Stop being such a wet sloppy vag.

Just a Girl
07-13-2005, 08:49 AM
... would you want to hang out with him and let him sleep on your couch and eat your food for free?

as long as you kept the stabbings to a minimum, sure, why not.

Sin Studly
07-13-2005, 08:52 AM
Christ, one little incident and it's all people ever see in me.

This is worse than the time I fucked that goat.

Just a Girl
07-13-2005, 08:58 AM
luckily i have no goats, so i'll let that slide

Sin Studly
07-13-2005, 09:06 AM
But you're English. That means you have teeth like a goat.

*winks and smiles coyly*

Just a Girl
07-13-2005, 09:13 AM
cheeky sod. i don't know whether to take that as a pervy compliment or an insult.

Sin Studly
07-13-2005, 09:26 AM
Oh, it's just a harmless lil joke.

I'd never actually fuck an English person. No way.

Just a Girl
07-13-2005, 09:27 AM
i was hoping it was a pervy compliment :(

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
07-13-2005, 09:28 AM
..My god, I'm sorrounded by idiots.

ShadowPyro
07-13-2005, 09:52 AM
Of course I fucken would.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
07-13-2005, 09:53 AM
Of course I fucken would.

I wont, I'll let him starve.

JoY
07-13-2005, 09:56 AM
No, we eat the working clarss.
According to Jenny that's true.

And Dave, did I talk to you on the phone last night? Because I had a dream that I did, and that I was on the verge of making a really good point, but then I forgot it mid-sentence and panicked and just repeated myself over and over again. And now I fear that it probably happened. Amsterdam does that stuff to a person.

And Justin, I'd let you stayed with me, but you probably wouldn't get along so well with my parents.

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-13-2005, 09:58 AM
Er. I definitely talked to Per (though I couldnt understand a fucking word he was saying) and Tizz. I may have talked to you, but I don't know what you sound like. It was a big mass of people.

JoY
07-13-2005, 09:59 AM
Oops, this is Per writing. I'm just too lazy to log-out.

That clears a lot of things up. haha.

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-13-2005, 10:00 AM
Haha, yes, you did talk to me. And I heard the word "BBS" a lot, so I fear you may have been repeating yourself.

JoY
07-13-2005, 10:02 AM
Tizz and Claib just cracked up.

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-13-2005, 10:03 AM
How come ?

JoY
07-13-2005, 10:08 AM
Because the car.

or I don't know, when I read things out loud, people tend to find it funny.

Tizz says hi, and wants to know if she said "They told me I was puking." And she says she knows she asked it on the phone yesterday, but she forgot the answer.

And the answer is yes, we all heard her say it.

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-13-2005, 10:11 AM
Hahaha, yes, you sounded like you were all having fun =P

JoY
07-13-2005, 10:13 AM
Tizz: Tell him he's a liar.

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-13-2005, 10:15 AM
A liar? Why am I a liar?

JoY
07-13-2005, 10:17 AM
Because the car

and Tizz is delusional.

Endymion
07-13-2005, 11:29 AM
dude, calling dave but not me? NOT COOL!

Sin Studly
07-23-2005, 02:04 AM
I demand more pitiful ciphers to leech off.

SicN Twisted
07-23-2005, 12:42 PM
Yeah, sure. No free dope though.

lost_nvrfound
07-23-2005, 04:56 PM
i would, but you might freak out my 'rents a bit.

Sin Studly
07-23-2005, 09:59 PM
Yeah, sure. No free dope though.

Duder, you're a spoiled rich white boy and the only dope you can get is stomped to shit anyway, buy me free dope you fucking Jew.

kickass0987654321
07-24-2005, 01:14 AM
Hell no! I don't even know him!