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old Psy
11-13-2004, 08:32 PM
Mine is pretty pathetic, just a few kisses with a girl. I wanted to know!

BREAK
11-13-2004, 08:43 PM
I used to fart on my brother's butts when I was a little kid. That's about the closest I've ever come to an actual homoerotic encounter.

nirvana
11-16-2004, 05:43 PM
u r disgusting

malumboman
11-16-2004, 07:24 PM
does masturbating in front of a mirror count?

malumboman
11-16-2004, 07:25 PM
or what if you can suck your own penis?

RedSlayer
11-16-2004, 09:56 PM
yes.........

Mota Boy
11-16-2004, 10:07 PM
I'm trying to figure out whether malumboman is attempting to be offensive and failing or attempting to be funny and failing.

SpongeBob
11-16-2004, 10:41 PM
the closest i ever came was at during a really good reggae concert whilst i was shitfaced like no other, and had a really strong urge to make out with my best friend. it lasted a whole 2 seconds.

BREAK
11-17-2004, 01:14 AM
u r disgusting

Never had a brother before, have you?

We also used to play "Star Wars" using our streams of piss as "lightsabers." That's kinda gay.

ninth
11-17-2004, 03:01 AM
Once I kissed a guy on the nose, does that make me a homosexual?

wliethof
11-17-2004, 05:08 AM
i kissed a guy when i was drunk once. wasn't even a proper kiss. ahh and some random french guy wanted to come sleep in my tent, but i refused to let him near me.

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-17-2004, 05:10 AM
Yes. Yes I have.

I made out with a guy once cos I thought I might be gay. Turns out I wasn't.

JoY
11-17-2004, 05:21 AM
when I was seven, eight, or nine, or so, I experimented a bit with two of my best friends. not at the same time, of course. we didn't kiss, but we practically did anything else. fingers & hands all over the place. we did it for years, until we found out it has a name; "sex" & what makes you feel so strangely good is "orgasm". wow. since then we never spoke about it again & I never told anyone the 'nasty' things we did, until I was about 17. yeah, I was terribly embarrassed. because.. I'm heterosexual, ROIGHT?! it made me ponder for years, until I put two & two together at the age of 14 & thought of the fact I always did fall in love with guys, even when I was very young. & still do, by the way. but not understanding a part of yourself, especially when it comes to sex, why some things simply turn you on, drives you nuts & to absolute desperation.
but I've heard it happens a lot actually.


am I the only one in this (besides David), who didn't just french someone of the same gender at a party, when drunk??

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-17-2004, 05:24 AM
I wasn't drunk. Just curious.

JoY
11-17-2004, 05:34 AM
THAT's why I said "besides David".

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-17-2004, 05:35 AM
ButBut.. you included me in the group of people who frenched people at a party when drunk. But I wasn't drunk.

Eek, I don't know. Confoozzled.

wliethof
11-17-2004, 05:39 AM
oh..does trying to set up your gay friend with another guy count as a 'gay experience'?

lucy_willson
11-17-2004, 05:41 AM
yes.......poof

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-17-2004, 05:43 AM
yes.......poof

I was just waiting for something like this. If you can't post something intelligent, don't post at all. It takes a lot more effort to click the "Post Reply" button that it does to just not bother. Mmkay?

lucy_willson
11-17-2004, 05:44 AM
yer, your seriously scarey :rolleyes:

JoY
11-17-2004, 05:45 AM
ButBut.. you included me in the group of people who frenched people at a party when drunk. But I wasn't drunk.

Eek, I don't know. Confoozzled.
I never frenched anyone at a party drunk & I included you in *my* group, that right now consists of two whole people (!yay).


edit: .... I forgot to add "of the same gender".


edit: WHY do I keep making Freudian slips like they are cookies? it's not 'ass', it's 'ADD'.

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-17-2004, 05:47 AM
yer, your seriously scarey :rolleyes:

And I'm gonna make a concious effort to dislike you.

See Joy, now I understand. I'm a happy bunny, as you put it. And now I'm gonna go shower.

Lalala.

JoY
11-17-2004, 05:50 AM
very well, you go shower, dirty man.

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-17-2004, 05:51 AM
HayHay! Don't make me kick your ass. I have rabbit feet now.

Mwhahaha.

JoY
11-17-2004, 05:58 AM
imagine the purple smiley with popping eyes, that we used to have on the *better* board.

Vera
11-17-2004, 09:29 AM
I'mma top all our experiences, because my homosexual experience is also my incest experience.

I grabbed my cousin's bum. For now reason!

Wild(e) stuff.

the_GoDdEsS
11-17-2004, 09:58 AM
I'mma top all our experiences, because my homosexual experience is also my incest experience.

I grabbed my cousin's bum. For now reason!

Wild(e) stuff.

Wilde, mwahaha.

There were two guys we sorta knew and my best friend and I were sitting on their lap drinking wine in our hostel. And they wanted to kiss us but we rejected them and we kissed each other on the lips instead. A tiny bit sexually. Yeah, provocation.

offspringueuse
11-17-2004, 09:59 AM
never! and I don't want

SuperKnux
11-17-2004, 10:09 AM
..this might be a bit off topic, but I found it to very interesting at the time.

I was over at the SG "Dirty" forums a few months back, and this guy brought up an interesting topic. He and his girlfriend try to experiment with different positions/things while having sex, right? Well, he said that this one time he had his girlfriend put on a strap-on dildo. So, his girlfriend did, but she of course, didn't stick it in his ass.. because.. that would be lame. However, the boyfriend began to suck the dildo off as it were to be a real dick. Now, the question is.. "Does sucking off that strap-on dildo make him gay, even if it's being worn by a woman?"

I thought that was the funniest shit at the time. Many of the posters were saying that was gay, but others didn't think so and looked at it more of being kinky. Anyway, what do you guys think?

intothevalleyofdeath
11-17-2004, 11:32 AM
im defiinitely straight

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-17-2004, 11:33 AM
im defiinitely straight

But that wasn't the question. I'm straight, and I've had a homosexual experience.

But I'm assume you've never had a homosexual experience either.

intothevalleyofdeath
11-17-2004, 11:40 AM
no i havent i dont find pleasure in that sort of thing like u do with black wangs

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-17-2004, 11:41 AM
Well, I'm glad you're making such a good case for you not being racist or homophobic. I am convinced.

And as I've said to many people, the person most comfortable in his/her sexuality is the one who isn't afraid to experiment or try new things. The only reason you abuse homosexuals is because you're afraid you might be gay yourself. And that scares you, so you cover it up. If you were so sure you were straight, you wouldn't have a problem with a homosexual experience.

intothevalleyofdeath
11-17-2004, 11:43 AM
umm no, i dont hate gays and im definitley not racist, i just dont think a cock in the ass would be very comfortable and i dont intend to ever find out

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-17-2004, 11:45 AM
I agree with you there. But a homosexual experience doesn't necessarily have to involve penetrative sex. Something as little as a quick kiss can be counted as a homosexual experience.

And you so do hate gay people. Otherwise you wouldn't use words like "fag" and generally refer to homosexuals in a derogatory way.

intothevalleyofdeath
11-17-2004, 11:47 AM
no dude i defintiley dont hate gay people, just saying fag doesnt automatically make me a homophob, when i hate people i hate them on a personal level, kina like how i hate you

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-17-2004, 11:48 AM
Well look how devestated I am.

How can you possibly hate me? You don't even know my name. You've known of my existence for barely 20 minutes, and then only through an online message board. Hate is a strong emotion.

intothevalleyofdeath
11-17-2004, 11:48 AM
well ur pissin me off and nebody who can piss me off in 20 min deserves my hate

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-17-2004, 11:50 AM
Jesus. People piss me off every day. And you can't hate me without even knowing my name. That's just ridiculous.

intothevalleyofdeath
11-17-2004, 11:50 AM
i can hate u if i want to, u cant tell me what to do

too_close_to_see
11-17-2004, 11:51 AM
This is heating up. "Hate" has been mentioned. Keep going!

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-17-2004, 11:51 AM
Dear me, don't be so touchy.

Honestly, the youth of today.

intothevalleyofdeath
11-17-2004, 11:51 AM
who the fuck do u think u are

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-17-2004, 11:52 AM
I know who I am. I certainly know more about me than you do. And you don't seem to realise that I just enjoy pissing you off.

intothevalleyofdeath
11-17-2004, 11:53 AM
u need a hobby bro

too_close_to_see
11-17-2004, 11:53 AM
Entertaining.

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-17-2004, 11:54 AM
I have a hobby. "Bro". At the moment I call it pissing you off. It's so fun, you should try it!

intothevalleyofdeath
11-17-2004, 11:55 AM
u need a real hobby

too_close_to_see
11-17-2004, 11:55 AM
I wonder how long this can go on for. Haha

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-17-2004, 11:56 AM
Ah, I have plenty of hobbies. Just right now, I'm enjoying pissing you off. So please carry on.

intothevalleyofdeath
11-17-2004, 11:56 AM
not too much longer...i have a life

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-17-2004, 11:57 AM
Ah, I'm not worried. You'll come back eventually, and then I'll just start pissing you off again. I'm patient, I can wait.

intothevalleyofdeath
11-17-2004, 11:58 AM
ur patient cause this is all u do

too_close_to_see
11-17-2004, 11:58 AM
Haha. This is funny.

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-17-2004, 12:00 PM
Nah. This isn't all I do. But right now this is the most enjoyable thing going, so.. I'll carry on with this.

Anyway, you can't resist it. You have a life, but you keep coming back for more.

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-17-2004, 12:04 PM
Looks like he's gone to have his life.

Well, TCTS, that was fun, wasn't it?

too_close_to_see
11-17-2004, 12:07 PM
Indeed. It was ironic that he had a life, but just couldn't let it go.

original_prankster
11-17-2004, 12:09 PM
There was this one kid at the church I used to go to who kept grabbing my butt & my nuts. I steered far away from him most of the time, unless it was Sunday school or something, then I just sat at the other end of the room away from this guy.

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-17-2004, 12:09 PM
People like that are funny. Almost as funny as people that can never end an argument - the one's that always go "And another thing!" just as you think it's about to end.

Eccentric Sara
11-17-2004, 01:14 PM
A lesbian tried to pull me on my 21st birthday.(Not strictly a homosexual experience,but highly amusing nevertheless!!!!:D ) I was in a pub,and she sat down beside me and starting telling me what a "beautiful person" I was. lol She then proceeded to hold my hand and lift up my skirt to reveal the fact that I was wearing stockings and suspenders. When she went to the bar,I legged it. Very quickly. I wouldn't mind copping off with a girl,just to see what it feels like,but I don't get aroused by girls at all. Dull,but true. This girl was really ugly though.Ack. If I do cop off with a girl,she'll have to be pretty!!!!

malumboman
11-17-2004, 01:44 PM
gays are all damned to hell!

Stevo
11-17-2004, 02:02 PM
try this then

http://www.tiggysribticklers.com/tig1366.htm

well worth it.

Tijs
11-17-2004, 02:07 PM
try this then

http://www.tiggysribticklers.com/tig1366.htm

well worth it.
Crap I'm gay...

Subsidal
11-18-2004, 07:20 AM
I kissed my female friend a few times :rolleyes:

punk_flamingo
11-18-2004, 07:23 AM
Im open minded

it means when im drunk im bisexual...when im not im straight. Its odd, ive done a few things with chicks...i prefer men though :)

Vera
11-18-2004, 07:55 AM
Must girls can get "bisexual" when they're drunk. Even if I made out with girls every time I got drunk, I'd still call myself straight.

JoY
11-18-2004, 08:44 AM
Im open minded

it means when im drunk im bisexual...when im not im straight. Its odd, ive done a few things with chicks...i prefer men though :)
your reasoning doesn't make sense. you're not bisexual, when drunk, when you're not bisexual when sober. that's the most idiotic thing I've ever heard. it sounds like you just take what you can get.

(& by the way - no offence. you seem pretty alright, I don't mean to offend you)

Jojan
11-18-2004, 08:47 AM
A friend wanted to kiss me when he was drunk. And another one made me kiss him on mouth (!) to taste his champange.

JoY
11-18-2004, 09:01 AM
David & I still remain exceptions in this topic.
we're cool.


I must say a LOT of ignorance & idiocy has been going on here. but I couldn't be bothered to bitchslap anyone in the face with rubber fishes. especially not when it comes to such retardation.

Mota Boy
11-18-2004, 09:53 AM
...
im defiinitely straight


Denial.

RXP
11-18-2004, 10:31 AM
I give my boyfriend a handy.

Vera
11-18-2004, 10:32 AM
Having sex with your hand doesn't count as giving "your boyfriend" a handy.

RXP
11-18-2004, 10:38 AM
h0w d1d u no lol

Vera
11-18-2004, 10:41 AM
fuk u homo

RXP
11-18-2004, 12:09 PM
lol u no u want to lol.

xx

Strider
11-18-2004, 12:10 PM
Never ever...hey this thread should have a poll.

DirtyMagical
11-18-2004, 07:30 PM
David & I still remain exceptions in this topic.
we're cool.

.
Can I joing your group of "exceptionism" ?

Rag Doll
11-18-2004, 09:49 PM
I've made out with girls at a party just because.

And I've done stuff with girls because I was attracted to them.

This girl I work with and I are contemplating some messing around since we're both single now. *shrug*

So...yes, to answer your question. I've had quite a few.

JoY
11-19-2004, 02:40 AM
Can I joing your group of "exceptionism" ?
yes. yes, you can =)

the group now consists of four ;p