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sKratch
10-21-2004, 11:41 PM
Just thought I'd clear up the rumors.

Endymion
10-21-2004, 11:43 PM
/me extracts his face from sKratch's crotch long enough to wipe the jizz off his lip and give a short nod before going back for thirds.

sKratch
10-21-2004, 11:44 PM
i have amazing stamina and orgasm control

HornyPope
10-21-2004, 11:59 PM
what about gag reflex?

sKratch
10-22-2004, 12:06 AM
none to speak of

Nina
10-22-2004, 01:02 AM
-group hug-
because i missed you all. teh.

Endymion
10-22-2004, 01:15 AM
missed you too, nina!

Vera
10-22-2004, 06:54 AM
Fucking fags.

<3

sKratch
10-22-2004, 07:02 AM
ew too many vaginas up in here

Vera
10-22-2004, 07:15 AM
Stop complaining or I'll spam your inbox with gay porn.

sKratch
10-22-2004, 07:17 AM
That's like saying "stop complaining or I'll turn into a man and pour honey on your baby-making parts"

ps hi what's up

Vera
10-22-2004, 07:19 AM
I'm not turning into a man for you! Stop your cyber-molestation right now! Hump Endy's away-window or something.

Endymion
10-22-2004, 09:25 AM
my away window! um. indeed.

Vera
10-22-2004, 09:29 AM
Your away window gets around a lot, dude. You have no idea.

Endymion
10-22-2004, 09:36 AM
i am saddened.

Vera
10-22-2004, 09:37 AM
Don't be. Its gaining popularity might result to you getting some in the near future.

There's still hope!

Endymion
10-22-2004, 09:39 AM
*le sigh.*

Vera
10-22-2004, 09:56 AM
*hot, incredibly orgamic sex*

sKratch
10-22-2004, 12:12 PM
*actions surrouned by asterisks indicating the said actions are being performed*

Vera
10-22-2004, 12:24 PM
**

Those two asterikses just hooked up. Everybody congratulate them.

Jack the Tripper
02-24-2005, 08:50 PM
I'm starting to hate the Offspring because some of the posts people here make, I'm not talking about how everyone hates me for some unkown reason or how I'm the only one who isn't annoying but the only one that gets complaints for being annoying, the main problem is all the off-topic bullshit and the mysterious factor that people cannot stay out of a thread if they think it's pointless.
I'm gonna keep posting this until someone learns what I'm trying to tell you gay nimrods. I'll keep bringing up these old threads until I'm heard. I'm not gonna stop until people realize what I'm trying to tell them.I won't stop until atleast 1 person realizes what I'm saying. While i'm being ignored, this board is just getting more and more spam.

I'm starting to hate the Offspring because some of the posts people here make, I'm not talking about how everyone hates me for some unkown reason or how I'm the only one who isn't annoying but the only one that gets complaints for being annoying, the main problem is all the off-topic bullshit and the mysterious factor that people cannot stay out of a thread if they think it's pointless.
I'm gonna keep posting this until someone learns what I'm trying to tell you gay nimrods. I'll keep bringing up these old threads until I'm heard. I'm not gonna stop until people realize what I'm trying to tell them.I won't stop until atleast 1 person realizes what I'm saying. While i'm being ignored, this board is just getting more and more spam.

I'm starting to hate the Offspring because some of the posts people here make, I'm not talking about how everyone hates me for some unkown reason or how I'm the only one who isn't annoying but the only one that gets complaints for being annoying, the main problem is all the off-topic bullshit and the mysterious factor that people cannot stay out of a thread if they think it's pointless.
I'm gonna keep posting this until someone learns what I'm trying to tell you gay nimrods. I'll keep bringing up these old threads until I'm heard. I'm not gonna stop until people realize what I'm trying to tell them.I won't stop until atleast 1 person realizes what I'm saying. While i'm being ignored, this board is just getting more and more spam.

I'm starting to hate the Offspring because some of the posts people here make, I'm not talking about how everyone hates me for some unkown reason or how I'm the only one who isn't annoying but the only one that gets complaints for being annoying, the main problem is all the off-topic bullshit and the mysterious factor that people cannot stay out of a thread if they think it's pointless.
I'm gonna keep posting this until someone learns what I'm trying to tell you gay nimrods. I'll keep bringing up these old threads until I'm heard. I'm not gonna stop until people realize what I'm trying to tell them.I won't stop until atleast 1 person realizes what I'm saying. While i'm being ignored, this board is just getting more and more spam.I'm starting to hate the Offspring because some of the posts people here make, I'm not talking about how everyone hates me for some unkown reason or how I'm the only one who isn't annoying but the only one that gets complaints for being annoying, the main problem is all the off-topic bullshit and the mysterious factor that people cannot stay out of a thread if they think it's pointless.
I'm gonna keep posting this until someone learns what I'm trying to tell you gay nimrods. I'll keep bringing up these old threads until I'm heard. I'm not gonna stop until people realize what I'm trying to tell them.I won't stop until atleast 1 person realizes what I'm saying. While i'm being ignored, this board is just getting more and more spam.

I'm starting to hate the Offspring because some of the posts people here make, I'm not talking about how everyone hates me for some unkown reason or how I'm the only one who isn't annoying but the only one that gets complaints for being annoying, the main problem is all the off-topic bullshit and the mysterious factor that people cannot stay out of a thread if they think it's pointless.
I'm gonna keep posting this until someone learns what I'm trying to tell you gay nimrods. I'll keep bringing up these old threads until I'm heard. I'm not gonna stop until people realize what I'm trying to tell them.I won't stop until atleast 1 person realizes what I'm saying. While i'm being ignored, this board is just getting more and more spam.

I'm starting to hate the Offspring because some of the posts people here make, I'm not talking about how everyone hates me for some unkown reason or how I'm the only one who isn't annoying but the only one that gets complaints for being annoying, the main problem is all the off-topic bullshit and the mysterious factor that people cannot stay out of a thread if they think it's pointless.
I'm gonna keep posting this until someone learns what I'm trying to tell you gay nimrods. I'll keep bringing up these old threads until I'm heard. I'm not gonna stop until people realize what I'm trying to tell them.I won't stop until atleast 1 person realizes what I'm saying. While i'm being ignored, this board is just getting more and more spam.

I'm starting to hate the Offspring because some of the posts people here make, I'm not talking about how everyone hates me for some unkown reason or how I'm the only one who isn't annoying but the only one that gets complaints for being annoying, the main problem is all the off-topic bullshit and the mysterious factor that people cannot stay out of a thread if they think it's pointless.
I'm gonna keep posting this until someone learns what I'm trying to tell you gay nimrods. I'll keep bringing up these old threads until I'm heard. I'm not gonna stop until people realize what I'm trying to tell them.I won't stop until atleast 1 person realizes what I'm saying. While i'm being ignored, this board is just getting more and more spam.

I'm starting to hate the Offspring because some of the posts people here make, I'm not talking about how everyone hates me for some unkown reason or how I'm the only one who isn't annoying but the only one that gets complaints for being annoying, the main problem is all the off-topic bullshit and the mysterious factor that people cannot stay out of a thread if they think it's pointless.
I'm gonna keep posting this until someone learns what I'm trying to tell you gay nimrods. I'll keep bringing up these old threads until I'm heard. I'm not gonna stop until people realize what I'm trying to tell them.I won't stop until atleast 1 person realizes what I'm saying. While i'm being ignored, this board is just getting more and more spam.I'm starting to hate the Offspring because some of the posts people here make, I'm not talking about how everyone hates me for some unkown reason or how I'm the only one who isn't annoying but the only one that gets complaints for being annoying, the main problem is all the off-topic bullshit and the mysterious factor that people cannot stay out of a thread if they think it's pointless.
I'm gonna keep posting this until someone learns what I'm trying to tell you gay nimrods. I'll keep bringing up these old threads until I'm heard. I'm not gonna stop until people realize what I'm trying to tell them.I won't stop until atleast 1 person realizes what I'm saying. While i'm being ignored, this board is just getting more and more spam.

I'm starting to hate the Offspring because some of the posts people here make, I'm not talking about how everyone hates me for some unkown reason or how I'm the only one who isn't annoying but the only one that gets complaints for being annoying, the main problem is all the off-topic bullshit and the mysterious factor that people cannot stay out of a thread if they think it's pointless.
I'm gonna keep posting this until someone learns what I'm trying to tell you gay nimrods. I'll keep bringing up these old threads until I'm heard. I'm not gonna stop until people realize what I'm trying to tell them.I won't stop until atleast 1 person realizes what I'm saying. While i'm being ignored, this board is just getting more and more spam.

I'm starting to hate the Offspring because some of the posts people here make, I'm not talking about how everyone hates me for some unkown reason or how I'm the only one who isn't annoying but the only one that gets complaints for being annoying, the main problem is all the off-topic bullshit and the mysterious factor that people cannot stay out of a thread if they think it's pointless.
I'm gonna keep posting this until someone learns what I'm trying to tell you gay nimrods. I'll keep bringing up these old threads until I'm heard. I'm not gonna stop until people realize what I'm trying to tell them.I won't stop until atleast 1 person realizes what I'm saying. While i'm being ignored, this board is just getting more and more spam.

I'm starting to hate the Offspring because some of the posts people here make, I'm not talking about how everyone hates me for some unkown reason or how I'm the only one who isn't annoying but the only one that gets complaints for being annoying, the main problem is all the off-topic bullshit and the mysterious factor that people cannot stay out of a thread if they think it's pointless.
I'm gonna keep posting this until someone learns what I'm trying to tell you gay nimrods. I'll keep bringing up these old threads until I'm heard. I'm not gonna stop until people realize what I'm trying to tell them.I won't stop until atleast 1 person realizes what I'm saying. While i'm being ignored, this board is just getting more and more spam.

Vera
02-25-2005, 02:35 AM
And mine. But thanks for bringing this topic back up.

Endy+Skratch = twu wuv.

Izie
02-25-2005, 03:08 AM
Hihi, I haven't seen this topic before, but DAMN it rules!

sKratch
02-25-2005, 05:49 AM
Pfft. Of course, it's about me. And Endy. It literally couldn't be better.

JoY
02-25-2005, 06:20 AM
*thumbs up*
you go, guys.

sKratch
02-25-2005, 10:13 AM
endymion is not supposed to be a fag.

O Tempora! O Mores! O how my belly aches!
We're not fags. We don't cuddle afterwards.

sKratch
02-25-2005, 10:19 AM
I was wondering... it's gotta be pretty annoying to constantly make sure the action is visible when you're having sex in porn. That and kissing translates to licking each others' tongues.

sKratch
02-25-2005, 10:31 AM
The best is when the guy falls out and the girl keeps moaning.

pulse
02-25-2005, 10:54 AM
I'm starting to hate the Offspring because some of the posts people here make, I'm not talking about how everyone hates me for some unkown reason or how I'm the only one who isn't annoying but the only one that gets complaints for being annoying, the main problem is all the off-topic bullshit and the mysterious factor that people cannot stay out of a thread if they think it's pointless.
I'm gonna keep posting this until someone learns what I'm trying to tell you gay nimrods. I'll keep bringing up these old threads until I'm heard. I'm not gonna stop until people realize what I'm trying to tell them.I won't stop until atleast 1 person realizes what I'm saying. While i'm being ignored, this board is just getting more and more spam.

Thank you for the extra 9,662 bytes of spam on my hard disk that I am about to delete. You don't have to repeat it like that in one post.