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wheelchairman
07-21-2005, 08:49 AM
WW2, the Game

*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon
sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for
****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all fags
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!
*paTTon has left the game.*

Sinister
07-21-2005, 08:57 AM
funny. do more stuff like that.

Izie
07-21-2005, 09:05 AM
*hearts Per*

wheelchairman
07-21-2005, 09:21 AM
I must say, that I wasn't the one who wrote this.

*hearts Iza back*

Rag Doll
07-21-2005, 09:27 AM
ha, oh my god, i love it.

<3

the_GoDdEsS
07-21-2005, 09:54 AM
luftwaffle, haha.

Thucydides
07-21-2005, 10:26 AM
Where's Chamberlain?

Little_Miss_1565
07-21-2005, 11:04 AM
Fucking brilliant. A 'translation' of WWI might also be funny...

SicN Twisted
07-21-2005, 11:29 AM
World War 1 would be confusing even in this simple translation. It's impossable for anyone to make sense out of World War 1, ever.

Endymion
07-21-2005, 11:55 AM
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
my favorite part


and maria--the reason it's so sad is because your country was so thoroughly owned. the maginot line is one of the funniest things about the whole war.

Endymion
07-21-2005, 12:08 PM
france: "let's build these huge static defenses!"
germany: *sidesteps*
france: "oh shit, they went through the forest!"

RXP
07-21-2005, 12:15 PM
Lol they forgot the part where the jews died.

SkunkIt
07-21-2005, 12:22 PM
Ha ha! That was funny. :D

HornyPope
07-21-2005, 12:40 PM
Hehe it owns, though probably I could add my own jokes a bit to make it even funnier.

Sin Studly
07-21-2005, 02:39 PM
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!

My personal favourate.

0r4ng3
07-21-2005, 02:43 PM
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
This part's my favorite.

Lakilea
07-21-2005, 02:50 PM
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*

That's my favourite :p

I even have it as my personal message in MSN O.O

kickass0987654321
07-21-2005, 05:10 PM
What is it that you find funny about WW2? Millions of people died in it.

Thucydides
07-21-2005, 05:16 PM
What is it that you find funny about WW2? Millions of people died in it.

Why did Hitler kill himself?


He got the gas bill.



HAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

SkunkIt
07-21-2005, 05:25 PM
What is it that you find funny about WW2? Millions of people died in it. Why weren't you there?

Sin Studly
07-21-2005, 06:11 PM
What is it that you find funny about WW2? Millions of people died in it.

Why did you just answer your own question?

barangatang
07-21-2005, 06:16 PM
Why did Hitler kill himself?


He got the gas bill.




ha....................ha.............ha........... .BAH!

SicN Twisted
07-22-2005, 12:24 AM
Hey, Edny, Germany didn't go through the forest, they went through Belgium! Although trees in the forest probably have higher IQs then most Belgians.

Keep in mind that the free French did a magnificent job given their limited manpower and artillery.

sKratch
07-22-2005, 12:38 AM
That was excellent.

Tizzalicious
07-23-2005, 02:45 AM
Haha <3

Too short.

More hearts <3<4

Italia311
07-26-2005, 02:50 PM
yer missin ppl...fack.

Elmo Is My Father
07-26-2005, 03:20 PM
My dad was in Vietnam,made him crazy as hell. He tried to fight me today when I forgot to take out the trash.

Endymion
07-26-2005, 03:33 PM
Hey, Edny, Germany didn't go through the forest, they went through Belgium!
i thought the majority of their forces went through the ardennes forest.

Elmo Is My Father
07-26-2005, 03:38 PM
No they actually stuck to grasslands,farms,roads and hills. They thought if they used open spaces alot of the time above ground as their advantage against the Allied Forces. Thats why at the beach they were in towers they liked to be like hawks killing their prey from above.

Endymion
07-26-2005, 08:03 PM
and wikipedia saves the day...

The World War II German invasion plan of 1940 (Sichelschnitt) was designed to deal with the Line. A decoy force sat opposite the Line while a second Army Group cut through the Low Countries of Belgium and the Netherlands, as well as through the Ardennes Forest which lay north of the main French defences. Thus the Germans were able to avoid assaulting the Maginot Line directly. Attacking from May 10, the German forces were well into France within five days and they continued to advance until May 24, when they stopped near Dunkirk. By early June the German forces had cut the Line off from the rest of France and the French government was making overtures for an armistice, which was signed on June 22 in Compiègne. But the Line was still intact and manned with a number of commanders wanting to hold out; and the Italian advance had been successfully contained. Still Maxime Weygand signed the surrender and the army was ordered into captivity.

Tizzalicious
07-27-2005, 12:30 AM
yer missin ppl...fack.

OH NOEZ!!!11