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Manic subsidal
07-26-2005, 05:24 PM
Who can make the most hillarious and shittiest Offspring cover?

I know Brines could enter this contest, he already recorded beheaded, and I think China Boy said he was thinking about doing something also. So come on guys, record crappy funny songs and post them here! We need to show how much we love the offspring :D

My Offspring cover is Want you bad. Made it kind of a parody too...

http://www.angelfire.com/music6/lwsbt/Manic_subsidal_-_want_you.mp3

(note: don't try parsing this link, angelfire doesn't allow direct linking. Just copy and paste the link onto your address bar and enter. That should work)

Rexisfed
07-26-2005, 05:26 PM
Who can make the most hillarious and shittiest Offspring cover?

I know Brines could enter this contest, he already recorded beheaded, and I think China Boy said he was thinking about doing something also. So come on guys, record crappy funny songs and post them here! We need to show how much we love the offspring :D

My Offspring cover is Want you bad. Made it kind of a parody too...

http://www.angelfire.com/music6/lwsbt/Manic_subsidal_-_want_you.mp3

(note: don't try parsing this link, angelfire doesn't allow direct linking. Just copy and paste the link onto your address bar and enter. That should work)

If I could record myself (I play drums and they're in the basement) I'd play Neocon.

edit: ROFL @ your song, and no offense but you sound like a nerd

The-Offspring-RuLe
07-26-2005, 05:29 PM
Who can make the most hillarious and shittiest Offspring cover?

I know Brines could enter this contest, he already recorded beheaded, and I think China Boy said he was thinking about doing something also. So come on guys, record crappy funny songs and post them here! We need to show how much we love the offspring :D

My Offspring cover is Want you bad. Made it kind of a parody too...

http://www.angelfire.com/music6/lwsbt/Manic_subsidal_-_want_you.mp3

(note: don't try parsing this link, angelfire doesn't allow direct linking. Just copy and paste the link onto your address bar and enter. That should work)

Dude, that was hilarious.....

Manic subsidal
07-26-2005, 05:29 PM
If I could record myself (I play drums and they're in the basement) I'd play Neocon.

Do you have a pc mic? Or you just can't record because your drums are in a different room? Because I don't know.. how much are those cheap pc mics? No more than $10 I would think.

Rexisfed
07-26-2005, 05:29 PM
Do you have a pc mic? Or you just can't record because your drums are in a different room? Because I don't know.. how much are those cheap pc mics? No more than $10 I would think.

I have a PC mic, but my comp is 2 floors above my drums

Manic subsidal
07-26-2005, 05:32 PM
I have a PC mic, but my comp is 2 floors above my drums

I have the same problem when it comes to recording instruments like piano and stuff. What I do is I just hook my whole computer up next to the instrument. Yeah.. it takes too long though. I'm trying to get one of those little microphones for my ipod. That would help out a lot.

Rexisfed
07-26-2005, 05:35 PM
I have the same problem when it comes to recording instruments like piano and stuff. What I do is I just hook my whole computer up next to the instrument. Yeah.. it takes too long though. I'm trying to get one of those little microphones for my ipod. That would help out a lot.

how much do those cost? I really need one.

Manic subsidal
07-26-2005, 05:39 PM
how much do those cost? I really need one.

Somewhere around $40

I got this ipod letter in the mail about a month ago. They said if your ipod battery has failed at times then you get this $50 store credit towards any purchase the apple store. Well I have a 3rd generation 10g ipod and the damn battery sucks so I'm going to wait to get the $50 so I could buy a ipod mic at their store. The thing is... I'm still waiting for my $50 store credit. Hopefully it will come soon..

IdiotOfTheDay
07-26-2005, 05:48 PM
I had a microphone for the computer at some point...but when my family moved, it somehow got lost, and I strongly suspect it's in the garage.
In other words, lost forever. We've lived here for nearly three years and there's still stuff that we have no idea of where it is, i.e. the computer mic. I'm getting pretty good at some stuff, and I'd record it. Except for the fact that there's no computer mic. X.x

offspring_freak_3
07-26-2005, 06:36 PM
Who can make the most hillarious and shittiest Offspring cover?

I know Brines could enter this contest, he already recorded beheaded, and I think China Boy said he was thinking about doing something also. So come on guys, record crappy funny songs and post them here! We need to show how much we love the offspring :D

My Offspring cover is Want you bad. Made it kind of a parody too...

http://www.angelfire.com/music6/lwsbt/Manic_subsidal_-_want_you.mp3

(note: don't try parsing this link, angelfire doesn't allow direct linking. Just copy and paste the link onto your address bar and enter. That should work)

I am laughing so much right now! this is really funny. :D

barangatang
07-26-2005, 07:45 PM
this is a good idea i will stir something up. I have a mac, that came with a crappy recorder and garageband so i probably can't do real music behind. i'l just sing.

Brines
07-26-2005, 08:04 PM
Sweet cover dude. Love how you changed the words. Props on the fact that you aren't afraid to sound like shit. You've got potential, just work on certain parts that didn't sound good. All you other kids, record something and post it, and then we can all make fun of each other.

Manic subsidal
07-26-2005, 08:38 PM
Haha alright so far, I guess I'm winning the contest :P Come on guys, show us your beautiful skills :D

It took me like 5-10 minutes to come up with the want you bad lyrics and record the song. I actually recorded my vocals and guitar seperately. So when I mixed them together, I purposely made it slightly off to make it sound even worse lmao.

Manic subsidal
07-26-2005, 10:23 PM
*sigh* alright, maybe tomorrow we'll get some recordings.

Rancid_Guyxxx
07-26-2005, 10:41 PM
Tomorrow I will see if I can make one. Seeing as I am not a very funny person it will probably suck balls though.

Revolver-2005?
07-27-2005, 01:43 AM
this is a good idea i will stir something up. I have a mac, that came with a crappy recorder and garageband so i probably can't do real music behind. i'l just sing.

i have a mac too, theres an actually really good recorder you can download somewhere...

manic...that was...so funny

SeX PistoL
07-27-2005, 01:47 AM
great playing and lryics but dude you cant sing for shit

punkfreq29
07-27-2005, 12:05 PM
i think my shit-tastic rendition of TKAA on the b flat clarinet will win the crappiest cover ever award. enjoy.

http://s39.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3QTDYYYP7GIUE28QXJP283PKC7

FFX-ME
07-27-2005, 12:09 PM
i cant download the first, i need to rejister but the second is cool dude, nice

Manic subsidal
07-27-2005, 12:53 PM
i think my shit-tastic rendition of TKAA on the b flat clarinet will win the crappiest cover ever award. enjoy.

http://s39.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3QTDYYYP7GIUE28QXJP283PKC7

Haha I liked it. Sounded like video game music or osmething.


great playing and lryics but dude you cant sing for shit

Dude I have all different types of voices. I can sound like a girl, some weird death metal growler guy, I can even sound like a big old fat jazz singer with a deep voice, all this shit. If I actually tried singing with my regular voice for the want you bad cover, then it wouldn't be as funny as revenge of the nerd voice would it?

Like I said, don't parse my link. Angelfire doesn't allow direct linking.

http://www.angelfire.com/music6/lwsbt/Manic_subsidal_-_want_you.mp3

FFX-ME
07-27-2005, 12:57 PM
hahaha, i just got yours, its funny but bad, the guitar is awesome though

Manic subsidal
07-27-2005, 01:06 PM
hahaha, i just got yours, its funny but bad, the guitar is awesome though

Really? I don't know... I've never been much of a guitar player I guess. I think it's just too easy and boring. Like powerchords and stuff. I love to listen to it (obviously since I love offspring) but not play it. ....Weird. Fuck, I play too many instruments :/

If I knew how to play like flamenco on the guitar though, then I'd have some fun haha.

The-Offspring-RuLe
07-27-2005, 01:09 PM
i think my shit-tastic rendition of TKAA on the b flat clarinet will win the crappiest cover ever award. enjoy.

http://s39.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3QTDYYYP7GIUE28QXJP283PKC7

Ha ha, thats awesome. Souds like a circus opener

FFX-ME
07-27-2005, 01:09 PM
i wanna make one i love playing those, how do i put them on the boards, or on my comp for that matter

IdiotOfTheDay
07-28-2005, 04:37 PM
great playing and lryics but dude you cant sing for shit
No way dude, he sounds like Adam Gorden (better known as Atom and His Package), or the vocalist of the Dead Milkmen, but on a different octave or something. And Atom and His Packageand the Dead Milkmen are fucking awesome.
My opinion on their awesomeness may or may not be influenced by the fact that both are from Philly.

platinumpt
07-28-2005, 04:46 PM
Sweeeeet !!!! AHAHAHAHAHAH! Fantastic dude, you play a nice guitar;)

platinumpt
07-28-2005, 04:48 PM
No way dude, he sounds like Adam Gorden (better known as Atom and His Package), or the vocalist of the Dead Milkmen, but on a different octave or something. And Atom and His Packageand the Dead Milkmen are fucking awesome.
My opinion on their awesomeness may or may not be influenced by the fact that both are from Philly.
Actually he reminds me of the vocalist of Violent Femmes!

Idiot
07-31-2005, 02:36 AM
The Manic Subsidal cover/parody and the b flat clarinet covers were hiliarious.

nameless
07-31-2005, 02:26 PM
slightly different to what i had expected!

NDM1
07-31-2005, 02:58 PM
To the author of the want you fat song, pretty funny man. Me and my "band" just recorded vocal-less covers of TKAA and CGMHAY, ill post them if you guys want me to.

Rancid_Guyxxx
07-31-2005, 03:03 PM
To the author of the want you fat song, pretty funny man. Me and my "band" just recorded vocal-less covers of TKAA and CGMHAY, ill post them if you guys want me to.

Yeah man do it.

lost_nvrfound
08-01-2005, 12:11 AM
i think my shit-tastic rendition of TKAA on the b flat clarinet will win the crappiest cover ever award. enjoy.

http://s39.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3QTDYYYP7GIUE28QXJP283PKC7
*glazed over happy eyes staring at nothing specific* ...that was cool...

coke_a_holic
08-01-2005, 12:17 AM
It's too late right now (3:16 AM), but I will post myself playing something later... Best get your earplugs now, guys.

platinumpt
08-01-2005, 02:38 AM
It's too late right now (3:16 AM), but I will post myself playing something later... Best get your earplugs now, guys.
Come on post it post it! I love hearing this amateur stuff, it's really cool! If I had the chance, I'd do something too, but I have no equipment...

OffspringInOz
08-01-2005, 03:14 AM
I could post me playing Intermission on guitar or something...Acoustic Offspring songs all sound cool.

CtrlAltDel
08-01-2005, 03:21 AM
well, i'm not writing the song, but pretty fly (for a rabbi) written by wierd Al.

P.S. I don't care if someone has aleready said this song.

NDM1
08-01-2005, 10:24 AM
MIND YOU this really sucks!! I am playing lead but we had a really bad rythm guitarist... Yeah hes not thag great so this doesnt sound good at all but hear you go....

http://s24.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1OFIMGKP5QRGA2DPXH4QL9SVRE

EDIT: oh yeah leave some comments, and go ahead and say we suck the big one..

NDM1
08-01-2005, 10:27 AM
Ill post some stuff of just me later.

platinumpt
08-01-2005, 10:33 AM
You don't have a vocalist dude? :D


Anyway it's cool! I think the initial riff is PRECIOUS. Really beautiful. But the next riff (which starts by 20 seconds, and usually is played in concert by dexter) isn't played that way or is it? But it was really great I enjoyed it pretty much, thanks a lot for sharing it with the guys, I wish I could do the same!

NDM1
08-01-2005, 10:35 AM
Oh thanks yeah i did the lead and i didnt like it so much! But my friends said it sound great. Yeah that next part about the 20 sec mark was our band guitarist playing it. But yeah, no vocalist when we tried it sound sooo bad.

NDM1
08-01-2005, 10:39 AM
Does anybody remember when someone came hear and posted that cover off all i want chipmunks? I thought that was so funny, i have all the bass drums and guitar recorded for various offspring songs and im gonna get a voice changer and record some more offspring chipmunk songs of my own. Think i should do that?

lost_nvrfound
08-01-2005, 08:48 PM
whenever i get back to my friends house, we'll record some stuff to put on here... :D

Idiot
08-02-2005, 02:07 AM
Cool. We're waiting.

The-Offspring-RuLe
08-02-2005, 02:13 AM
Does anybody remember when someone came hear and posted that cover off all i want chipmunks? I thought that was so funny, i have all the bass drums and guitar recorded for various offspring songs and im gonna get a voice changer and record some more offspring chipmunk songs of my own. Think i should do that?

If it raises a laugh, you should do it!

Idiot
08-02-2005, 03:13 AM
Hear Hear !

thecavedog
08-02-2005, 04:51 AM
We (my band) played Race against myself (without vocals), but it sounds shit. I'll try to remember to bring it to work so that I can upload it. We've got 6 to 8 by AFI aswell (without vocals)

Idiot
08-02-2005, 07:41 AM
Nice. I'd like to hear them.

Idiot
08-02-2005, 10:43 AM
MIND YOU this really sucks!! I am playing lead but we had a really bad rythm guitarist... Yeah hes not thag great so this doesnt sound good at all but hear you go....

http://s24.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1OFIMGKP5QRGA2DPXH4QL9SVRE

EDIT: oh yeah leave some comments, and go ahead and say we suck the big one..

I have to be honest dude, that shit ain't hot. Each instrument seems to have its own tempo. The drums are out of time, the guitar is out of time etc...

TRUSTpunk
08-02-2005, 11:15 AM
i think my shit-tastic rendition of TKAA on the b flat clarinet will win the crappiest cover ever award. enjoy.

http://s39.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3QTDYYYP7GIUE28QXJP283PKC7

My God! Thats the funniest one I ever heard lol. :D

platinumpt
08-02-2005, 11:39 AM
ahahahaha my god that is incredible....

Idiot
08-03-2005, 01:16 AM
:D It still makes me laugh now.

platinumpt
08-03-2005, 01:46 AM
It would be cool if someone tried to sing the lyrics... oh, and a cover of bad habit would be much appreciated:)

thecavedog
08-03-2005, 03:16 AM
Well, i've uploaded our songs. Go to www.geocities.com/divanonline select the share link on the left and there you go!

Tell me what you think

powerhead'05
08-03-2005, 06:35 AM
Evanesence's cover of Self esteem is still the worst!

platinumpt
08-03-2005, 06:57 AM
Evanesence's cover of Self esteem is still the worst!
Dude, I've just had lunch a few minutes ago!!! I don't wanna puke right now... :mad:

EDIT: This is sarcasm, of course ;)

Jerry
08-03-2005, 07:05 AM
TKAA - veery short :) (http://www.rebel87.svx.pl/download/kids.rar)

thecavedog
08-03-2005, 07:08 AM
Here's a few files

http://savefile.com/projects/943306

thecavedog
08-03-2005, 07:10 AM
jerry, that is probably the best one yet! nice one

platinumpt
08-03-2005, 08:26 AM
Yep, nice playing dudes!!! Why don't you record an mp3 or something:)

Offspring-Fanatic
08-03-2005, 11:20 AM
omg...he does sound like a serious nerd!!

fat...lol thats funny

Offspring-Fanatic
08-03-2005, 11:31 AM
change my mind, that was only at the beginning, its really funny!!!!

China Boy
08-03-2005, 12:29 PM
Ok I'm recording tomorrow.

Somebody requested Bad Habit, so I'm doing that. I'm also doing a parody.

Hehe, I liked that Want You Fat thingy.

Jerry
08-03-2005, 01:19 PM
Yep, nice playing dudes!!! Why don't you record an mp3 or something:)

well, recording mp3's is much more difficult than taka a digital camera on a small try ;p

Idiot
08-03-2005, 03:51 PM
Haha, definitely.

China Boy
08-06-2005, 12:41 PM
Just bumping until I get my songs up.

China Boy
08-06-2005, 12:48 PM
http://s50.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3DW3FZCTI9H5K2AOK56UKWRXDE

This is what happens when you combine a premature voice, an untuned guitar, and a pretty bad ability to sing while you play.

platinumpt
08-06-2005, 12:55 PM
http://s50.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3DW3FZCTI9H5K2AOK56UKWRXDE

This is what happens when you combine a premature voice, an untuned guitar, and a pretty bad ability to sing while you play.
Oh I can't wait to hear it yeah what's the song???

Mota_RG570
08-06-2005, 03:57 PM
Ok....
i'll try to record staring at the sun tomorow :D

platinumpt
08-06-2005, 04:02 PM
http://s50.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3DW3FZCTI9H5K2AOK56UKWRXDE

This is what happens when you combine a premature voice, an untuned guitar, and a pretty bad ability to sing while you play.
Dude... I specially enjoyed the lyrics LOL

No more Big Mac!!! DIET DIET DIET DIET HAHAHAAH

China Boy
08-06-2005, 04:24 PM
Ok here comes the next one

Self Esteem

http://s51.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1YKMOLS7OL7LJ1DPRJ5S8R703O

SkyRocker
08-07-2005, 12:06 AM
It's very good...
You should have been upper in the treble for your voice, seems like you've breathe some helium.
At least the guitar part is not catastrophic !

China Boy
08-07-2005, 01:35 AM
Upper treble? Ehh...

That's for professionals. I'm just a wannabe :o

NDM1
08-07-2005, 02:20 PM
EDIT: Ok here are my versions of Self Esteem, Cant Get My Head Around You, And come out and play. It's got drums guitar and bass in it. If anybody wants to record vocals for it i'd be happy to mix it in with everything else. If you do, just email them to me at ibanez333@gmail.com It doesnt matter if its crappy, because everytime i record anything I never get any vocals. I would do them myself but i have no mic.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=414C8D3K --> Self Esteem
The guitar is a bit off, (it runs to long in the second verse) but otherwise i would say its alright.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=42BTLN2H -->Come out and Play
The guitar is tuned down half a step so that might make it easier for vocals. I thought it turned out pretty nicely.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=43A87KPO --> Cant Get My Head Around U
I think this might have turned out the best. The wah may be a little plain because the battery was low on it but it will do i guess.


So PLEASE if anybody would be willing to do vocals for this that would cool. Otherwise what do you guys think of these "covers"?? Go ahead and say they suck if they do..it was just me doing trying to do everything.

NDM1
08-07-2005, 05:25 PM
*BUMPED* cuz i want some comments on my recordings.

manic subsidul
08-07-2005, 09:28 PM
Woah dude those were pretty good!

Apathy
08-07-2005, 09:47 PM
I haven't actually heard them yet, becuase it's taking forever to download.

I would be willing to record vocals (i'm somewhat of a good singer) but I have no idea how to work a mic on this, I'm shit with computers, I know how to work the internet, that's about it.

NDM1
08-07-2005, 09:49 PM
Oh dude if you could that woudl be awesome.

Apathy
08-07-2005, 10:05 PM
Those Covers are actually very good. You are very skilled at playing the instruments, (I assume you recorded them all seperately, not with someone else.)

NDM1
08-07-2005, 10:13 PM
Hey thanks man, and yes i did them all.

lost_nvrfound
08-08-2005, 12:09 AM
i wish i still had my pc recorder... maybe i'll try to get a new one... i can sing come out and play fairly well (some might disagree, 'cause i have an odd voice when i do vocals of this type)(never tried it down half a step. aah, an experiment in my future i am seeing)... i think my friend has a pc mic... i will ask... if so, then i will definately see about at least tryin it

EDIT: i could only listen to self-esteem cause it took for fuckin ever... do note the time of editing... its was pretty badassed... though the download quality was pretty crappy... now that that finished downloading and i've listened to it, i must sleep... 5:40am... so tired

NDM1
08-08-2005, 10:07 PM
yeah, i no it takes forever to download but here. On myspace it will be a lot faster. http://www.myspace.com/ndm1

Mota_RG570
08-09-2005, 04:21 AM
Cool Wah-Wah sound in can't get my hear around you :cool:
Did you use Ibanez wah-wah pedal?

NDM1
08-09-2005, 09:54 AM
Thank you!! I was almost gonna get a crybaby but i decided to go with the Morley Bad Horise. This thing is really great and cheap.

Mota_RG570
08-09-2005, 11:11 AM
Nice....
and... what guitar are you playing.... NDM1?
cause i'm gonna buy it... i think...

NDM1
08-10-2005, 11:47 AM
Dude i WISH i was playing an NDM1. I am gonna get it in the NEAR future but for now just an Ibanez SA160.

lost_nvrfound
08-10-2005, 05:08 PM
Dude i WISH i was playing an NDM1. I am gonna get it in the NEAR future but for now just an Ibanez SA160.
same here... i will have it... $489.00... it could be worse... yeah, your clips are downloading a lot faster on myspace. thanks for putting up the link. i wasn't looking foward to 4hrs of trying to load them up. :D not bad...

NDM1
08-10-2005, 05:11 PM
Hey thanks man. What song was your favorite. Anyways back the NDM1. I was looking on ebay out of curiousity one time and i saw one for $250. I wasn't about to buy it tho, "You get what you pay for".

lost_nvrfound
08-10-2005, 05:13 PM
come out and play... hey, how are you playin the intro to it?

you should totally do gotta get away

lost_nvrfound
08-10-2005, 05:14 PM
Hey thanks man. What song was your favorite. Anyways back the NDM1. I was looking on ebay out of curiousity one time and i saw one for $250. I wasn't about to buy it tho, "You get what you pay for".
smart move... it was probably a rip off...

NDM1
08-10-2005, 05:17 PM
come out and play... hey what how are you playin the intro to it?

you should totally do gotta get away

What do you mean, on the drums?

Yeah my next set of three to put on the myspace were going to be Gone Away gotta get away and Want you Bad.

lost_nvrfound
08-10-2005, 05:25 PM
What do you mean, on the drums?
yeah... everyone does it differently... i was just wondering how you were doin it cause its sounds different...thought that may just be the way the mic picked it up

NDM1
08-10-2005, 05:26 PM
I am nothing on drums so its probably really wrong but thats just the way that i do it.

lost_nvrfound
08-10-2005, 05:32 PM
I am nothing on drums so its probably really wrong but thats just the way that i do it.
that's cool... it sounds good to me...

NDM1
08-10-2005, 05:33 PM
Yeah man thanks for listening to my stuff, ive been tryin to get as many people to hear it as i can.

Manic subsidal
08-24-2005, 04:38 PM
ok I've been in Europe for a few weeks but now I'm back. What did I miss? Any funny shit?

NDM1
08-24-2005, 04:50 PM
My covers arent "funny" (well maybe) but theres no vocals but check em out anyways in my sig.

Call it an Obsession
09-19-2005, 01:14 PM
... i just gotta say tht the kids arent alright - it wasnt really tht "in tune" soz

Offspring7
09-19-2005, 01:59 PM
hey ndm1...i think those covers are great. you've got talent. also, half of the earlier links expired so i didn't get to hear the stuff with the clarinets and yousendit files and two megaupload files, so if anyone wants to repost their stuff so more people can hear it...please do it.

NDM1
09-19-2005, 02:39 PM
hey ndm1...i think those covers are great. you've got talent. also, half of the earlier links expired so i didn't get to hear the stuff with the clarinets and yousendit files and two megaupload files, so if anyone wants to repost their stuff so more people can hear it...please do it.

Thanks man.

Offspring7
09-19-2005, 02:55 PM
girl....your absolutely welcome....you deserved that praise...it was well earned.

Manic subsidal
09-19-2005, 03:05 PM
HAHAHAHA!!! I totally forgot about this thread. Well I think it's about time for me to do another song. Here you go guys, it's a out on patrol and tkaa mixed together. It's such a masterpiece, I hope you like it :)

angelfire.com/music6/lwsbt/tkaa_outonpatrol.mp3

(by the way, don't parse links, just copy and paste the url into your address bar, that should work.)

Manic subsidal
09-20-2005, 08:30 PM
aww no one wants to listen to my tkaa + out on patrol combo? :(

barangatang
09-20-2005, 08:43 PM
aww no one wants to listen to my tkaa + out on patrol combo? :(

it was fucking awesome.

Dude your an amazing guitarist, and a fucking cool guy, it sucks though that none has responded