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Vera
07-27-2005, 02:51 PM
Hey guys
this topic is relly simple!! if you are DRUNK that means DR_UNK as in have drunk alcohol a lot then you post here!!

that is how this post works okay?

okay guys now you can post!!1 have fun :D :D :D

:p

JoY
07-27-2005, 02:57 PM
heeye!!!111 im drunk lolz. rite nowwww!! i just wantedd to post bur it's so haard when ur drunk. u knowsx, like, i tryd so hrad & grot so farzz, but in teh end.. it doexzn't even matterzzz!

JoY
07-27-2005, 02:58 PM
that was actually really relaxing for my fingers & eyes.

Vera
07-27-2005, 03:08 PM
omgzzz i had some rum chocolates i am waaaasted!

wikked wana cyber

JoY
07-27-2005, 03:09 PM
I had lyje THREE Amstel Maltzz & now I'm teh waasteddd!!22

Tizzalicious
07-27-2005, 03:11 PM
Nothing ho's.

Vera
07-27-2005, 03:13 PM
y so bitchy?

Tizzalicious
07-27-2005, 03:15 PM
I get agressive when drunk.

Plus I liked the original of the "nothing ho's" post :p

JoY
07-27-2005, 03:25 PM
THREAD KILLAZZZZ.

Tizz is mean. she should have sex with me to make up for it.

Vera
07-27-2005, 03:29 PM
dun call us hos.

JoY
07-27-2005, 03:31 PM
I'm a virgin cuz I fucked Sim. *innocent*

The-Offspring-RuLe
07-27-2005, 03:34 PM
You all should use this...

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a140/Dan_is_god11/drunks.jpg

Vera
07-27-2005, 03:34 PM
I'm a virgin because I didn't.

No, wait, something wrong with that logic there...

JoY
07-27-2005, 03:42 PM
wait.. I read "Isabel", instead of "label"...

Tired_Of_You
07-27-2005, 04:27 PM
i drank 3 bud lightz rofl.

JoY
07-27-2005, 04:34 PM
joke's been made..

Sanni -then you aren't! omgzz!!!!!11

wheelchairman
07-27-2005, 04:56 PM
The sad thing is. I think Joy actually is drunk. What's worse is, her posts are more interesting drunk than mine sober. oh noez :o :confused: :(

JoY
07-27-2005, 04:59 PM
I AM drunk goddammit!!
& no.. that totally isn't true. I miss you on here. like fucking hell.

<3


EDIT: that slash was totally inappropriate, unless Ninth & Per are havin Teh Sex0rzz.

JoY
07-27-2005, 05:02 PM
I get agressive when drunk.

Plus I liked the original of the "nothing ho's" post :p
wait.. AGRESSIVE??! you seemed very loving to me when drunk.....

wheelchairman
07-27-2005, 05:06 PM
Tizz is so small and cute, that any aggressive action she'd take would seem loving. haha. like punching and smacking.

and Slash, what slash?

JoY
07-27-2005, 05:08 PM
I edited, because I was typing random //'s, because im zo drunk0rz mannn!

& if Tizz would ever try to punch me, it'd be like "hihi, tickles!!" & then I wouldn't even be mean, like my brother meant it!!

wheelchairman
07-27-2005, 05:10 PM
hahaha, man your fucking brother. why would you punch there? jesus christ.

and you people in the papple ruined the word slash for me.

Tizzalicious
07-27-2005, 05:23 PM
Tizz is so small and cute, that any aggressive action she'd take would seem loving. haha. like punching and smacking.

and Slash, what slash?

Haha, you know you love it.

And Bella, that's probably true. It would tickle when I hit someone. Oh noez.

And I was joking. All that happens when I'm drunk is that I start oversharing, AND WHISPERING VERY LOUD, which you all know everything about.

wheelchairman
07-27-2005, 05:37 PM
whisper? you fucking yell. haha

JoY
07-27-2005, 05:40 PM
omfgzz, they told me I puked!!!!111

Tizzalicious
07-27-2005, 05:41 PM
that's what I mean. I WHISPER LIKE THIS.

And I don't even realise.

Fuck I'm stupid.

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-27-2005, 07:02 PM
I've had a little bit to drink, but I'm not really drunk. Am I not hardcore enough to reply in here?

Duracell
07-27-2005, 07:09 PM
This is pathetic. Oh I'm So Cool, I drink alcohol.

Straight Edge is the way to be.

Conspiracy of One
07-27-2005, 07:10 PM
IM so drunk yall cant even tell im drunk!

Duracell
07-27-2005, 07:17 PM
I got SO WASTED last night......I passed out........It was sweet.............I'm SO COOL.

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-27-2005, 07:17 PM
I got SO WASTED last night......I passed out........It was sweet.............I'm SO COOL.

*Points and laughs* You're friends with wishomie.

Duracell
07-27-2005, 07:20 PM
*Points and laughs* You're friends with wishomie.

Fuck you. Atleast I'm Straight Edge.

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-27-2005, 07:20 PM
Fuck you. Atleast I'm Straight Edge.

You're also friends with wishomie.

Duracell
07-27-2005, 07:23 PM
You're also friends with wishomie.

I also got SO WASTED last night.......I was so fucked up......I'm SO COOL.

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-27-2005, 07:24 PM
I also got SO WASTED last night.......I was so fucked up......I'm SO COOL.

You will never be cool. You're friends with wishomie.

wheelchairman
07-27-2005, 07:31 PM
pfff I'm a fucking pussy when it comes to drinking, but at least I don't brag about it online. Except last new years eve.

Conspiracy of One
07-27-2005, 07:36 PM
Well dont say you dont then cuz you do.................. :rolleyes:

wheelchairman
07-27-2005, 07:44 PM
oh you so totally pwn3d me by brilliantly analysing my logic and point out the fallacies.

Conspiracy of One
07-27-2005, 07:48 PM
sounds about right.............

Duracell
07-27-2005, 08:58 PM
Getting wasted is SO COOL.

Conspiracy of One
07-27-2005, 08:59 PM
hey duracell is back.........my signature is so bitchen!

Duracell
07-27-2005, 09:01 PM
hey duracell is back.........my signature is so bitchen!

I know, that is so kick ass.

Conspiracy of One
07-27-2005, 09:03 PM
IM out................c ya tomm. If granny dont mind ya comin on. next week cough cough

Duracell
07-27-2005, 09:05 PM
lol...............

JoY
07-28-2005, 01:06 AM
hahahaha, I remember my last post of last night being here & I remembered real clearly what it was. that sentence.. I will ALWAYS remember. gotta love Tizz. <33

I did puke, though.

Tizzalicious
07-28-2005, 01:47 AM
omfgzz, they told me I puked!!!!111

I did not say the 1's!!!

...did I?

JoY
07-28-2005, 02:22 AM
I'll tell you now that you didn't. *giggles*

Tizzalicious
07-28-2005, 02:23 AM
Thank god.

Vera
07-28-2005, 04:31 AM
oh you so totally pwn3d me by brilliantly analysing my logic and point out the fallacies.
*thumbs up to Per being funny on the BBS*

Tizzalicious
07-28-2005, 04:36 AM
*thumbs up to Per being funny on the BBS*

Haha, I just thought about that this morning, it's definitely an improvement!

Vera
07-28-2005, 12:45 PM
I hate it when I post an ironic topic and it gets serious because of asshats.

Tizzalicious
07-28-2005, 12:48 PM
My parents just left, I could grab a couple of beers, and then pretend I'm pretending to be drunk while I actually am, if you want?

Vera
07-28-2005, 01:17 PM
Such a kind offer!

I thought your parents were back?

Tizzalicious
07-28-2005, 01:18 PM
They are, but they just left to visit my aunt & uncle.

I'm drinking tea now though.

(No baileys. Oh noez.)

wheelchairman
07-28-2005, 01:24 PM
Tizz, honestly, it's not like Bailey's is hard to get, especially in Holland.

and fuck you people, I was funny before too.

Tizzalicious
07-28-2005, 01:28 PM
But the shops are closed!

Hmm...maybe I could get the whiskey cream stuff in the supermarket...but I'm in my PJ/underwear/sleepstuff :o

HornyPope
07-28-2005, 01:30 PM
I had a bit of brandy for dinner. Good brandy too. It's cheaper even than than in Holland. Yay.

Vera
07-28-2005, 01:31 PM
Yeah it's pretty late. It's 10:30pm in here. People will think you're an alcoholic.

Tizzalicious
07-28-2005, 01:36 PM
Yeah it's pretty late. It's 10:30pm in here. People will think you're an alcoholic.

Yes, especially if I run in there wearing practically nothing!

I'll just stick to tea for now and pretend I'm drunk. It's not hard. All I have to do is overshare.

HornyPope
07-28-2005, 01:38 PM
Anyone against Tizz runing out naked? Thought so.

In retrospect, there will be no one to tell you you puked. Oh noez. How will you be able to know when you puked then?

Vera
07-28-2005, 01:42 PM
She'll look at the MSN convo logs and they'll say: *pukes*

Tizzalicious
07-28-2005, 01:44 PM
Now that's drunk posting!

e-puking!

HornyPope
07-28-2005, 01:48 PM
wait did we mention the three bud lights joke yet? Oh.

Vera
07-28-2005, 01:55 PM
No one drinks Bud Light in Europe, though.

HornyPope
07-28-2005, 01:56 PM
But surpsingly enough, the Czech Budweiser is actuallly not bad at all. A world of difference from the Yankee version.

SicN Twisted
07-28-2005, 01:58 PM
The Czech "Budvar" is better because it's the original thousand year old recipe. German or British business men found it in Prague, modified it to produce at microbreweries (thus ruining it) popularized it worldwide and copywrited the name is every country except the Czech Republic, while the Czechs have it copywrited in only the Czech Republic, so you can't get the original Budweiser anywhere else, and you can't get the popular Budweiser in Czech. Beautiful story, huh?

Vera
07-28-2005, 02:02 PM
I think I've drank Budvar. I don't really like the taste of beer in general but generally I'm more into the Finnish Karhu. The foreign ones are never quite for me.

Guinness is okay though.

HornyPope
07-28-2005, 02:02 PM
uhhh you can import the genuine Budweiser to Germany. My uncle has a dozen of em in the fridge.

SicN Twisted
07-28-2005, 02:04 PM
Guiness isn't beer, it's a fucking meal. The original Budvar can be imported, kind of, as cheap initation "Czechvar," which is not home brewed copy of the original recipe. Maybe you can important the original to Germany, but I was told by Czech brewers that you can't sell it anywhere else, and I've never seen it anywhere else.

Vera
07-28-2005, 02:10 PM
Well, Jesus Christ, it's called a beer in Finnish. Excuuuuse me.

Yeah, Czechvar. But I remember the label having the word "Budvar".

The great SicN Twisted, wrong?!

SicN Twisted
07-28-2005, 02:21 PM
Hey, hey, hey, you musta missed the Guinness thing. Guinness is so fucking thick that my friends and I jokingly call it food, of course it's a beer. I wasn't aware that Budvar could be found anywhere else, Czech brewers insist that it can only be found in the Czech Republic. I guess it can be imported, although I've never seen it here in the states or served in bars anywhere else. Maybe recently they've been allowed to important it, I dunno. Anyways, Vera, that competetive tone was unneccesary, I've only been saying what I've heard.

Paint_It_Black
07-28-2005, 04:26 PM
I now have a reason to go to the Czech Republic.

JoY
07-29-2005, 07:37 AM
My parents just left, I could grab a couple of beers, and then pretend I'm pretending to be drunk while I actually am, if you want?
that'd be, totally stealing my idea.

Tizzalicious
07-29-2005, 07:41 AM
that'd be, totally stealing my idea.

would you be drunk on a couple of beers though?

JoY
07-29-2005, 07:42 AM
would you be drunk on a couple of beers though?
no, on stupid disgusting bitter Danish stuff. *shudders*

Tizzalicious
07-29-2005, 07:47 AM
no, on stupid disgusting bitter Danish stuff. *shudders*

Haha, read what Per said about that in the +/- thread!

HornyPope
07-29-2005, 07:47 AM
Im looking at the Sommer eingeboten now and going to Prague looks like a good idea for under 40 euros. Maybe that or Vienna. Or maybe head the opposite way to Spain. Decisions, decisions.

SicN Twisted
07-30-2005, 02:11 AM
Go to Prague, dude. Fuck Vienna, fuck Spain. Prague was the most amazing city I've ever been to in the entire world, even more amazing then Amsterdam with it's legalized hallucinagens. Go to Prague, seriously.

Vera
07-30-2005, 05:30 AM
Prague is pretty fucking awesome, yeah, and I didn't even examine the night life, just the old buildings and bridges and tourist-trap like places. I did go see a Czech movie about two junkies that was fucking hilarious and a bit preachy but still, awesome.

Sin Studly
07-30-2005, 05:51 AM
i durnk a bottle of beer omgz0z

HornyPope
07-30-2005, 08:43 AM
I guess i'll go to Prague then. Been meaning to for a while, actually.

Tizzalicious
07-30-2005, 07:31 PM
You know. We're actually allowed to post here now. CRAAAAAAAAAAAZY.

- Tizz & Bella.

jennie
07-31-2005, 05:18 AM
I'm a bartender & I like getting everyone drunk

RXP
07-31-2005, 05:32 AM
I've always wanted to say "INKEEPER" in a pub but never have the guts to do so.

Tizzalicious
10-03-2005, 01:57 AM
For T-6005.

T-6005
10-03-2005, 01:59 AM
Feck... I feel so special.

THANX DUDES THIS IS ROXORZING THIS IS!

Yep, yep.

I totally got a thread resurrected... who knew?

HAHA - Here's the kicker though. I swore to stop drinking earlier today.

Tizzalicious
10-03-2005, 02:00 AM
You're welcome

T-6005
10-03-2005, 02:01 AM
I'm not sure whether I should feel really loved or extremely made fun of as one of the hated members of the BBS.

Normally, hated, loved, or somewhere in between, I couldn't give a flying shit.

Which is an amazing mental image.

Tizzalicious
10-03-2005, 02:04 AM
To be honest, I never noticed a single one of your posts before, but I saw you saying you were drunk in a thread that had nothing to do with it, so I thought you could use this to show off.

T-6005
10-03-2005, 02:06 AM
I totally could use this to show off my amazing drunkenness. Because no one else ever gets drunk... I'm so the only one.

But yeah - my other posts are all amazing, and you should totally start paying attention.

Vera
10-03-2005, 02:09 AM
But yeah - my other posts are all amazing, and you should totally start paying attention.
Stop crying. We pay attention.

T-6005
10-03-2005, 02:10 AM
Well, I'm flattered.

Then again, there's definitely a lot of negative feeling that could be hidden in "we pay attention".

I suppose I don't add much, at that.

Tizzalicious
10-03-2005, 02:11 AM
It was more the way you said it: OMGZ I'm SO WASTED!!!!111

When most other people get drunk, they don't say it, you just...notice. *inserts shifty eyes*

T-6005
10-03-2005, 02:12 AM
Ah... I apologize for that, then.

I'm being a pretty stupid person right now, so... yeah.

I hadn't realized I'd said it like that. I didn't mean to. I just meant to let people know that I wasn't sober in my answer. In the original thing I posted while drunk. I think. Or not. Whatever, right?

EDIT - tell me I didn't cross over into typing 1s.

Vera
10-03-2005, 02:15 AM
When you're sober, we read your posts, we appreciate them. So don't cry about people not paying attention.

T-6005
10-03-2005, 02:18 AM
Cry I shall not, in that case.

Sorry -I'm going to get a grip now and get over it. It's been a good night, and I appreciate those last few posts as well.

Not as good as getting laid, but what can you do? Hah, ah well.

Alright, I so have no idea where my guitar is right now. Which sucks, because if I think about it I've no idea where I've been tonight. Last time this happened I lost an electric guitar in the middle of fucking Tokyo...

yeah... THAT SUCKED.

Paint_It_Black
10-14-2005, 07:09 AM
I'm drunk. I just played monopoly with Wheelchairman. Now my ass hurts. Must pass out now.

Kerr
10-14-2005, 07:15 AM
I am not currently drunk. However, I got drunk last night. There was a gig full of indie-rock bands at the Loughborough Student Union, and me and three other mates got tickets to go there. There were also some other friends from my school there too. I had a pint of Carling, followed by three snakebites (half a pint of lager, half a pint of cider and a bit of blackcurrent juice, all mixed together - they totally fuck you over), one-and-a-half bottles of Smirnoff Ice (I bought two but I let my mate have half a bottle), another snakebite, and finally, a Jack Daniels. I remember most of last night, surprisingly - I remember puking up twice and some guards taking me out. Then I had to walk back home at one-o-clock in the morning. Ouch. I have only just recovered from a slight hangover (nothing really bad, no headaches, but I felt pretty sick, until I had a bit of breakfast and just now, lunch which strangely made me feel better). Still, it weren't nice.

Next time I go out, I will try to drink a bit less :P

Vera
10-14-2005, 08:04 AM
I wanna get drunk but I'm going to dad's this weekend. Boo.

the_GoDdEsS
10-14-2005, 08:18 AM
I drank two glasses of wine and did not buy shit for the weekend so I won't be tempted. I'm going to regret that. Badly.

Vera
10-14-2005, 08:21 AM
Awww. Some friends of mine are going drinking tonight but meh, I'm off to dad's so none of that for me.

Kerr
10-14-2005, 08:28 AM
I wanna get drunk but I'm going to dad's this weekend. Boo.
I don't - I actually dislike the feeling of being sick, and nearly falling asleep whilst standing up, I don't find it pleasant. Being fairly pissed (and not pissed out of your head) is very merry though. My mates wanna take me out again because I entertained them :P

I guess next time, I just have to watch what I drink. I did drink too much that night. But still, thanks to my mates for taking me.

the_GoDdEsS
10-14-2005, 08:28 AM
I was supposed to pull an all-nighter with friends but granny came over to celebrate her birthday so I'm being polite and staying. But when she's gone I'll probably go drink with my brother since it'd be late to travel to the city to see friends.

Italia311
10-14-2005, 08:32 AM
Well, I had a little oktoberfest ovah here. That was lastnight though. Good times.

Vera
10-14-2005, 08:41 AM
I've never been sick after drinking. I rule.

Kerr
10-14-2005, 08:42 AM
I think it is more due to the fact that I ate a shitload of ships before going drinking that I was sick.

grunge
10-14-2005, 08:49 AM
People must stop drink alcohol. I drink milk and never tried alcohol. :cool:

Paint_It_Black
10-14-2005, 06:44 PM
I think it is more due to the fact that I ate a shitload of ships before going drinking that I was sick.

That's impressive. I doubt I could eat a single ship.

I don't know
10-14-2005, 06:47 PM
I drink milk and never tried alcohol. :cool:
just like babies, hehehehe :D

the_offsprings_monkey
10-14-2005, 06:47 PM
People must stop drink alcohol. I drink milk and never tried alcohol. :cool:
What the fuck are you going on about.

grunge
10-14-2005, 09:38 PM
just like babies, hehehehe :D

Yes I am. But actually I hate milk and prefer Vodka or beer. I've never drunk milk and I will never drink it

Sinister
10-14-2005, 09:54 PM
I wish this thread still exists by the time I get drunk for the first time in my life. Something I'm looking forward to.

T-6005
10-14-2005, 09:57 PM
Drinking is awesome. But I'm seriously considering trying AA. I can't seem to go without.

Mota Boy
10-14-2005, 10:28 PM
I drank two glasses of wine and did not buy shit for the weekend so I won't be tempted. I'm going to regret that. Badly.
What's funny is that I get drunk after two glasses of wine.


What's also funny is that I roughly maintain that level of drunk over the next six glasses of wine, as has so far occurred this weekend. I think I'll go out drinking with Koreans later tonight.

wheelchairman
10-15-2005, 01:57 AM
I went drinking with Koreans once. They drink like fountains.

Yesterday I was drinking gin and coke. Tasted fine. I've never had gin before. So one quarter of a bottle got me tipsy. It was nice.

Mota Boy
10-15-2005, 02:00 AM
Try drinking straight gin. I've done it before out of desperation. Pass it to a friend without telling them what it is for full effect.

wheelchairman
10-15-2005, 02:04 AM
Never done that. I didn't even bother smelling it. I've heard it's terrible. But I drink straight whisky regularly, so it can't be that bad, can it?

Mota Boy
10-15-2005, 02:12 AM
It's that bad. I drink straight whiskey fairly regularly and I'd take a triple shot of whiskey over a single shot of gin any day... or a single shot of whiskey over a triple shot of gin, whichever you consider worse.

the_GoDdEsS
10-15-2005, 02:15 AM
What's funny is that I get drunk after two glasses of wine.

So would I, on an empty stomach for sure. Otherwise it usually takes a 0.7 bottle to get me kinda tipsy. And also depends on how fast I drink it.



What's also funny is that I roughly maintain that level of drunk over the next six glasses of wine, as has so far occurred this weekend. I think I'll go out drinking with Koreans later tonight.

Oh yes, I know that.

Betty
10-15-2005, 02:15 AM
The worst drink I have ever had in my life (besides ginger beer - which isn't even alcoholic) was Beefeater Dry Gin, stolen from my parents. Gross, gross, gross. Like, bad tequila is bad. But gin is worse. Although it's drinkable in mix drinks.

Paint_It_Black
10-15-2005, 02:23 AM
Ginger beer is one of the foulest drinks ever created.

I drink straight whiskey when I want to get drunk. I don't remember gin being too bad, but I haven't had it in a long time, back when all spirits tasted the same to me.

wheelchairman
11-15-2005, 07:39 PM
i'm pretty drunk now.

You see, OI'm drinkning with my carcinogenic friend Rob. He beat me in monopply and scrabble, some peopel diservver what they get!

I know this is spelled wrong, it'ms sa matter f laziness that I didn't correct it. Not hte half liter of neat gin, plus the 5 shots of ammarettos, plus the the two shots of ammaretto. (rob drank absinthe and stoly.)

_ߥ_vil_
11-15-2005, 07:45 PM
Awww...JoY + Drunkeness = Cute!

wheelchairman
11-15-2005, 07:48 PM
Joy? fuck you. Bella = hot.

In fact, Bella = fuckable. Seriously, I'm drunk. but bella is a heart friend. and baby devil is just a user, but she's still ber cute. And maartje is crazy, but she knows jeg er forelsket i hende. I told her to gange. So it's alright. No one translate, I know that aonyone who speaks Egnlish can read (ignore sepelling).

This is just incase Idon't mukkake a lj entyr.

_ߥ_vil_
11-15-2005, 07:50 PM
Joy? fuck you. Bella = hot.

In fact, Bella = fuckable. Seriously, I'm drunk. but bella is a heart friend. and baby devil is just a user, but she's still ber cute. And maartje is crazy, but she knows jeg er forelsket i hende. I told her to gange. So it's alright. No one translate, I know that aonyone who speaks Egnlish can read (ignore sepelling).

This is just incase Idon't mukkake a lj entyr.

I'm so going to use that against you.

You scare me though now....

_ߥ_vil_
11-15-2005, 07:50 PM
Do the faces make you want to giggle.... :D :D :D

AbsintheBob
11-15-2005, 07:52 PM
jeg er forelsket i hende

Thats too friggin adorable. D00d, I am like totally a better speller than you. This message took me 10 minutes to write to make sure I got it all.

I drank LOTS of absinthe and then just now like a minute ago polished off 1/2 of a bottle of Stoli Vanil...it's good to be the fat guy. :D

wheelchairman
11-15-2005, 07:52 PM
Whhat faecses? O jmevergogove!


What faces! I ennever giggle! rtht'ats an amsterdam lie!

I NEVER GIGGLE! SPELLED RIGHT! THAT MEANS I AM CONCENTRATING!

ROB SEES BUGS! THAT*S BECAUSE OF THE ABSINTHE!

_ߥ_vil_
11-15-2005, 07:53 PM
Thats too friggin adorable. D00d, I am like totally a better speller than you. This message took me 10 minutes to write to make sure I got it all.

I drank LOTS of absinthe and then just now like a minute ago polished off 1/2 of a bottle of Stoli Vanil...it's good to be the fat guy. :D

Who are yoo?
You scare me too.....Thats your first post, D00d.

_ߥ_vil_
11-15-2005, 07:53 PM
Whhat faecses? O jmevergogove!


What faces! I ennever giggle! rtht'ats an amsterdam lie!

I NEVER GIGGLE! SPELLED RIGHT! THAT MEANS I AM CONCENTRATING!

ROB SEES BUGS! THAT*S BECAUSE OF THE ABSINTHE!

PMSL...That must be some hard concentration. You left the caps lock on, love.

AbsintheBob
11-15-2005, 08:01 PM
You see, OI'm drinkning with my carcinogenic friend Rob.

(rob drank absinthe and stoly.)

I s'pose that plus the name I picked was too obvious. I'm the Rob wheelchairman mentioned there. Unless there's another one - but I dont think there is...I think he meant me. :cool:

wheelchairman
11-15-2005, 08:02 PM
Thats too friggin adorable. D00d, I am like totally a better speller than you. This message took me 10 minutes to write to make sure I got it all.

I drank LOTS of absinthe and then just now like a minute ago polished off 1/2 of a bottle of Stoli Vanil...it's good to be the fat guy. :D
Rob is a friend. One of my best friends. I am so drunk. I am extremely drunk. I puked. all over me. I took my clothes off. Everything you say is religious now. Liar!


Rob is awesome.

UgLy_eLf
11-15-2005, 08:03 PM
Too late Im sober.

_ߥ_vil_
11-15-2005, 08:04 PM
Eh...If you're drinking with him how can you be on here?? :confused:

AbsintheBob
11-15-2005, 08:06 PM
I have like...a computer with internet access and stuff...how are you on here?

wheelchairman
11-15-2005, 08:09 PM
a l ot of fucking gin, and darth vader heads on babies. what about yu rob? I lobve you, say more.

AbsintheBob
11-15-2005, 08:10 PM
Duude, you missed the spiders with wings...they were most wicked. I need someone to wipe of the computer screen now from all the pee.

wheelchairman
11-15-2005, 08:11 PM
There ain't enough t-shirts in the world, to get rid of that delusionary piss, Rob.

AbsintheBob
11-15-2005, 08:12 PM
Have oit your way then. I am going to sleepy before I pass out siting here at the computer. You lie when you say you donr see the spiders with ewings...there are totally here.

wheelchairman
11-15-2005, 08:13 PM
I only had Gin, yo had absinthe. I may be jealous, bit I ain't delusional. mister spiderwings. goodnight.

Tizzalicious
11-16-2005, 12:48 AM
OMG. I go to bed and you two start drinking?

WTF? Next time you are planning on doing that, warn me. I'll join. Maaaaan.

Per, you say cute things when you are drunk <3 But you puked? Haha. OMG. Aww.

wheelchairman
11-16-2005, 01:27 AM
oh god, and I puked twice this morning. I feel so bad. Oh god. So embarrassing. But it was so worth it.

Tizzalicious
11-16-2005, 01:32 AM
That is pretty bad. Wow.

And Rob saw spiders wtf? I wish I didn't miss this.

wheelchairman
11-16-2005, 01:36 AM
HAHA! he did! He was drinking absinthe. He became so delusional it was hilarious! Oh man he wanted to give some piss to Chloe at one point!

And I was drinking Aldi alcohol, my stomach can't handle such a strong concentration of cheap alcohol. I feel so bad. :(

Tizzalicious
11-16-2005, 01:39 AM
Oh noez :( <3

Haha damn, that's crazy though. And I hope he didn't give Chloe anything :p

wheelchairman
11-16-2005, 01:42 AM
I know! and he was saying things were crawling on him and stuff, and I was like "duuude they arne't real" and he was like "hey man...rubbing mustard on myself makes them go away."

shiiiiiiit

Tizzalicious
11-16-2005, 01:54 AM
Hahahaha, I bet he was really doing it too.

That Punk Kid You Love
11-16-2005, 02:00 AM
Ive drank 5 Smirnoff Grape Ice's working on 6 and Im barely drunk. Daniel on the other hand has had about 8 and is laughing and smoking in my window.

wheelchairman
11-16-2005, 02:48 AM
Hahahaha, I bet he was really doing it too.
oh he was. I guess this explains why shit comes out of his belly button all the time.

Tizzalicious
11-16-2005, 02:48 AM
And why it smells.

Eew. Eew. Eeeewwww.

the_GoDdEsS
11-16-2005, 03:13 AM
Ive drank 5 Smirnoff Grape Ice's working on 6 and Im barely drunk. Daniel on the other hand has had about 8 and is laughing and smoking in my window.

That's not real vodka. Only pussies get drunk of pussy drinks like that, you woman.

the_GoDdEsS
11-16-2005, 03:15 AM
Hehehe, is that the Rob with the cutie Chloe? =D

Tizzalicious
11-16-2005, 03:23 AM
Yupz, it's that Rob. She is so cute <3

the_GoDdEsS
11-16-2005, 03:24 AM
Yep, she's one of the cutest kids. Hehehe, I can't believe he made him register here.

Tizzalicious
11-16-2005, 03:29 AM
Hahaha, I know. He is funny though, so it's good. He should post more.

Oh, and Per, you do giggle.

the_GoDdEsS
11-16-2005, 03:37 AM
Agreed. And Per can giggle! It's way funny.

wheelchairman
11-16-2005, 03:41 AM
Yeah that's Rob with the kid Chloe. aww

And I didn't force him to register, it was completely his idea. He was obviously drunk, hence the name.

And I've never giggled in my life.

the_GoDdEsS
11-16-2005, 03:43 AM
Yeah, yeah. Maybe not honest giggling but it's hilarious.

AbsintheBob
11-16-2005, 05:43 AM
First off Tizz, you dont even KNOW what that smells like...but maybe someday you shall be properly blessed.

Next...I totally mentioned that the whole drinking thing would have been better if you were around, too. I hear you can be one hell of a loony drunk.

And thanks for complimenting Chloe...I notice nobody said that ROB was cute or whatever...fine. :(

I need to buy another bottle of Absinthe now...and that shit takes like 3 weeks to get here since the pussy Americans have made REAL Absinthe "illegal"...fuckers.

Tizzalicious
11-16-2005, 05:45 AM
I heard you talk about the smell, that's enough to make my stomach turn.

And of course you're a cutie too.

memento
11-16-2005, 05:46 AM
Per's pounding pussy. My my the poet in me.

AbsintheBob
11-16-2005, 05:49 AM
My description doesnt do the stench proper justice, ok?

And Per: do you remember me doing anything REALLY stupid with regards to the back of my shoulder???

And no, I am NOT cute - you're only saying that cause I trolled for the comment. :p

Tizzalicious
11-16-2005, 05:50 AM
Per's pounding pussy. My my the poet in me.

WTF?

Rob: Tsk, you are cute...when you hold Chloe in front of your face.

memento
11-16-2005, 05:52 AM
wtf nothing i just thought of it and it's PPP. You know PPP is also purchasing power parity but now it's Per's Pounding Pussy.

Vera
11-16-2005, 06:03 AM
Who's Bob?

Tizzalicious
11-16-2005, 06:11 AM
It's Rob. Don't ask why he chose the name Bob. Makes no sense to me either.

AbsintheBob
11-16-2005, 06:26 AM
There are several variations on the name "Robert" - I try to use them just to throw people. Let's see - the ones I might use:

Rob, Bob, Robbie, Bobby






(now...the truth is, I was completely wasted on guess what...Absinthe - at the time, and I must have decided my name was Bob just then)

_ߥ_vil_
11-16-2005, 06:57 AM
Ive drank 5 Smirnoff Grape Ice's working on 6 and Im barely drunk. Daniel on the other hand has had about 8 and is laughing and smoking in my window.

Awww....Gawd, If I had that, I'd be totally off my head. It takes two for me to get a little bit pissed with control. I've never been so pissed I couldn't remember. but, It'd be funny if i was. :D

wheelchairman
11-19-2005, 07:27 PM
oooh man I'm drinking Absinthe Bob again.

Fortunately, I can still type.

Betty
11-19-2005, 07:53 PM
I love how this thread gets randomly revived.

I've had two beers, does that count? I think not.

I read this thread from the bottom up and it makes no sense... Per's pounding pussy?

wheelchairman
11-19-2005, 08:02 PM
That's because Dush is gross.

But unlike many, I love Dush. Dush, I love you. (That's more commitment than I give Tizz).

(Tizz, don't tell him the truth.)

Tizzalicious
11-20-2005, 02:56 AM
That's because Dush is gross.

But unlike many, I love Dush. Dush, I love you. (That's more commitment than I give Tizz).

(Tizz, don't tell him the truth.)

Hahahahaha.

<333333

That's because I don't talk about your pounding pussy :(

WebDudette
11-20-2005, 03:06 AM
I had three shot of jag and it didn't do anything but it's all I had so I'am screwed.

Izie
11-20-2005, 03:20 AM
This thread is odd.

I was tipsy last night (zomg irish cream memories :D), but now I'm just fine. Boo, I can't even get drunk when I have school/uni to worry about. *kicks*

the_GoDdEsS
11-20-2005, 03:54 AM
Iz, you've turned into an alkie. Sticky?

Tizzalicious
11-20-2005, 04:04 AM
Aaaah, so that's why you were a bit weird on Skype last night!

Vera
11-30-2005, 01:26 PM
Hungry. Quite drunk. Strange, compelling need to insult Dave.

Dave, you suck.

Okay, I'm done. For now.

Vera
11-30-2005, 03:29 PM
PAY ATTENTION TO ME. RIGHT NOW.



Good.

I still got alcohol but I'm le tired which sucks because I wanna do fun things, boogie and stuff but tiiiiired. fGJetuyv0356n bvwery49

Ahhh that felt nice.

I'm not even drunk enoug hto typo. Much.

This is the lamest drunk I've ever had and yet, to memorate iut, I shall write a story.

Once upon a time there was God, and thus God decided to create teh universe, which was cool because all things considered there wouldn't really be anything without the universe and God was lonely and wanted a friend., Or ice cream. Or sex. Or perhaps all of those things because soon it was that god vbot himself some ice cremas and friends and candy and ho's and sex. And then God was haooy tntil the ho's started giving him crap and he was like "STEP OFF MY EDE N_ BITCHES" and so it was that the ho's just had to go but sadly there was a whole universe out them to live in and thus all things got majorly fucked up because it was just hos all over the place you know what I'm saying is it obvious I just watched Dave Chappelle show? Yeah thought so too, anyway so this God is feeling all remorseful about his avctions of crwation and he's like "golly gee what a cracktastic idea, I'm never doing that AGAIN" and so he doesn't but he doesn't know how to clean up his mess, you know, so he just decides to fuck it and watch the show and so the ho's fuck up the planet and try to explorte the other planets but that isn't working out because they just can't do it, right., and so God creates a little thing we like to call ............emo


and thus the problewm dleets itself: and all is happy except my keyboard is really funky and i don*t know why but it*s making me feel like a right RETARD:

JoY
11-30-2005, 03:32 PM
I have an announcement to make;

I'm sober. yeah. *nods*

T-6005
11-30-2005, 03:32 PM
PAY ATTENTION TO ME. RIGHT NOW.

*Ramble*

That was brilliant.

Vera
11-30-2005, 03:34 PM
i am so hottt: but my keyboard is really funky and it*s pissing me off; i can*t do numbers or anything
)&#w)%&#)%&

see???

JoY
11-30-2005, 03:35 PM
hehe, I <3 Sanni. let's have wild sex & stuff.

Vera
11-30-2005, 03:35 PM
msn stopped working wtf is wrong gfahhhh

T-6005
11-30-2005, 03:36 PM
You're obviously deep in the grip of emotion, Sanni.

_ߥ_vil_
11-30-2005, 03:36 PM
i am so hottt: but my keyboard is really funky and it*s pissing me off; i can*t do numbers or anything
)&#w)%&#)%&

see???

Oh, This is Sanni. I looked on Tizz's webbie and I was wondering who Sanni was. I feel bad now. But, good 'cos I know who she is!

Vera
11-30-2005, 03:38 PM
ghf yes bella let*s so many missed opportunities in amsterdam: i love you:

okay: not really love like lovelove or like that film; lovelovelove but you know:

yes tbo (hahahah tbo) i am in grips of dfeep emotional anguish : soon i shall listen to linkin park or creed and cut myself

three times: at least:

T-6005
11-30-2005, 03:40 PM
yes tbo (hahahah tbo) i am in grips of dfeep emotional anguish : soon i shall listen to linkin park or creed and cut myself

three times: at least:
I can live with tbo if I have to. And listening to those bands will probably be the primary reason for damaging yourself.

Which is bad.

JoY
11-30-2005, 03:42 PM
this is wrong. we should be drunk together. & make babies. *sniff* so wrong.

Vera
11-30-2005, 03:45 PM
don*t worry tboy i was only trying to be amusing and failing as everyone just assumes i*m not funny when drunk which is probably true but at least i*m not emo like some people; "wahh wahha daddy doesn*t love me"

but this keyboard thoing is bnummer i may havbe to go to bed soon

anyone wanna call my cell and hear me iggles?

Vera
11-30-2005, 03:46 PM
i*m such a stupid attention whore when drunk

oh well: i rock: read my god story: it*s relicious:




i*m drunk but fucvk me; that joke was still good:

wheelchairman
11-30-2005, 03:49 PM
oh Sanni cracks me up so much.

Vera
11-30-2005, 03:52 PM
i think sim and justin would make the cutest babies

i say we ban abortyions for those two: period

with my luck sim will end up marrying some lame german pervert called hans_peter and move to brandenburg and make hans_peter cook: such a sad story

hey; whatever happened to jenny? because i think we drove her away and i wouldn*t mind but it kinda makes me feel like hitler: "jew out of my message board!"

Vera
11-30-2005, 03:55 PM
am also trying to think of a jew equivalent of pwnage but it just never sort of fits

jewnage
jpwnage?
jewpnage?

jewpnage sounds good enough:

lolz jewpnaged!!!

i love jews they bring so much joy into the world with their existence:

okay; maybe jewpnage is a bit dorky:

JoY
11-30-2005, 04:45 PM
dude, I can't stop fucking laughing. this is bloody fantastic.

Tizzalicious
11-30-2005, 10:15 PM
i love jews they bring so much joy into the world with their existence:



JoY, lolz.

And omfg, Sanni drunk is the best.

Izie
11-30-2005, 11:49 PM
I really love Sanni. Especially drunk.

I shall never forgive myself for missing it :(

Vera
12-01-2005, 02:55 AM
I knew I was amusing, though slightly lame for spamming a topic.

JEWPNAGED!

And my keyboard is fine now, too. Remind me not to hit it with my fist while drunk.

Preocupado
12-01-2005, 11:06 PM
wooooooo yeeeeeeeeh, drunkeeeeen. i's been along long time. i should be more often. whaaaateveeeeer

That Punk Kid You Love
12-01-2005, 11:15 PM
This is me if I was drunk right now:



FUVBCXK!!! ME!!!! HARDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR VIIITCCCHJ!!!

T-6005
12-02-2005, 12:22 AM
I knew I was amusing, though slightly lame for spamming a topic.

JEWPNAGED!

And my keyboard is fine now, too. Remind me not to hit it with my fist while drunk.
Not my PC. Otherwise I'd hit it, just to see what would happen.

Maybe not. I'd have just gotten it back, after all.

Vera
12-02-2005, 04:36 AM
Actually, I think I just pressed the space bar for like 15 seconds for some unimaginable reason and that's why it got all screwey.

the_GoDdEsS
12-02-2005, 04:38 AM
I'd like to make use of this topic tonight. Eventually. I haven't had aaaaaaany in a while.

Vera
12-02-2005, 05:35 AM
I need to be more social when drunk. Real life social, mind you. I spent time with mates but wasn't drunk until I got home and drank my leftover alcohol.

Lithuanian Offspring
12-02-2005, 06:28 AM
This is pathetic. Oh I'm So Cool, I drink alcohol.

Straight Edge is the way to be.
Umm, isn't one of your contemporaries Davey Havok? Uhh, BURNT!!!

Preocupado
12-02-2005, 09:48 AM
this thread will never die. thank goodness.

Lithuanian Offspring
12-03-2005, 02:42 PM
Hey, I'm drunk! But I think I'm writing pretty well for a drunk person. But of course I have edited this post like about 20 times since I started it. I'll tell you one thing, beer never gets boring, neither does vodka, or any alchoholic drink for that matter!

http://www.litva.lt/turai/MAKDscn0286.JPG

Good Lithuanian beer that I didn't drink today.

Socially Rejected
12-03-2005, 05:15 PM
you fuckinmg cunt, that was so fuckimh confsuing to read

wheelchairman
12-03-2005, 05:52 PM
I'm drunk. It sucks. I'm dating the hawtest person on the continent.
btw, maartje ist ein piemelkont

the_offsprings_monkey
12-03-2005, 06:00 PM
I'm getting drunk on vodka and talking to two amazing people on msn, damm I should get drunk alone more often.

Tizzalicious
12-03-2005, 09:05 PM
I'm drunk. It sucks. I'm dating the hawtest person on the continent.
btw, maartje ist ein piemelkont

You speak German when drunk? Interesting.

And by continent, you do mean Europe, right? *worries* :(

<3

the_offsprings_monkey
12-03-2005, 09:14 PM
OMFG yes yes yes im drunjk

T-6005
12-03-2005, 09:27 PM
OMFG yes yes yes im drunjk
Go jump off a building?

Vera
12-04-2005, 05:08 AM
Tizz is a penisbutt?

wheelchairman
12-04-2005, 06:37 AM
You speak German when drunk? Interesting.

And by continent, you do mean Europe, right? *worries* :(

<3
Yeah I do. You should totally meet my girlfriend.

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-04-2005, 06:03 PM
I've been to the pub. NOEZ!

clokey43
12-06-2005, 05:55 PM
I'm drunk, was on way home and my mate needed a leak so we took at pee, the cops pulled up! Lolz, took me name and adress, knew one of them, was funny, lolz!

T-6005
12-07-2005, 11:39 PM
This is seriously the coolest thread ever for a drunk person to retardedly express themselves.

Time for my opinions.

Yay - What a dumb shit. As HP and I agreed (I think, anyways - I'm not too sure right now), thinks he's "controversial", but in reality is only mildly annoying and about as influential as a drunken Frenchman in the surrender declaration. And being french, I know what I'm talking about. Not influential at all. Everyone knows we're going to surrender - nobody ever disagrees, no matter how drunk we get.

TOM - Stupid dumbass cutter with serious delusions of grandeur. Thinks that if he doesn't take people's comment on his intelligence seriously, it means that they aren't accurate.

COG - A fat cutter. Some of us are nice and don't call her fat, but it's what we hold in our hearts that counts. What's that? Well... to tell the truth, I don't much give a shit about her. When I do think of her - which, let it be noted, is only when she and Ashley think that their stupid relationship is serious and that they're more than stupid attention-seeking whorebags - I think of a fat, attention-whoring cutter. And did I mention she's an attention-whore?

That Punk Kid You Love - I'm drunk so I can take the time to type out his name. One of the most pathetic members of the BBS. Has a formulaic approach to making up pathetically self-enhancing stories. Also has a large, misplaced ego about his looks because he knows he can never make it in intelligent debate. See my terrorist story for a double TPKYL whammy - WCM's brilliant story and my own WCM-thunder-stealing Jihad... thing.

Fuck.... too wasted.

I wish I could write drunken shit like Sanni right now, honestly.

wheelchairman
12-08-2005, 12:27 AM
I love Thibault.

Also, why does everyone call Kim fat? Sure she's British, sure she's excruciatingly dumb, sure she's annoying. But she's not fat. Even though that would be kinda funny.

T-6005
12-08-2005, 12:29 AM
I love Thibault.

Also, why does everyone call Kim fat? Sure she's British, sure she's excruciatingly dumb, sure she's annoying. But she's not fat. Even though that would be kinda funny.
Duh. Because it makes us feel better about our own unbelievably thin and attractive frames.

wheelchairman
12-08-2005, 12:37 AM
Well I'm pretty Ethiopian looking (minus the belly) so no problem there I guess. And parts of me are like a cigarette.

Tizzalicious
12-08-2005, 12:39 AM
*squeek squeek*

T-6005
12-08-2005, 12:42 AM
Well I'm pretty Ethiopian looking (minus the belly) so no problem there I guess. And parts of me are like a cigarette.
You saying this in the context of my comment has led me to one thing...

complete confusion.

Vera
12-08-2005, 02:54 AM
He means his cock. Which is like a cigarette because he likes it SUCKED.

Yatesy
12-09-2005, 06:46 PM
I've had quite a bit to drink and my typing is well legible, I'm well proud. :D

BATWT
12-09-2005, 06:49 PM
i don't see why drunk people's writing would be all over the shop, i mean, when i'm pissed and typing i concentrate especially hard not to make any mistakes, and so proof-read through the passage to make sure. i've been drinking for some time and as you can see - no errors :D

and i'm a cocky prick about it

T-6005
12-09-2005, 07:12 PM
I'm sober, and resent that immensely.

What can you do? But yeah, although I try and proofread my work when I drink, it more often than not gets fucked up anyways - plus half of what I say is nonsense anyways.

Yatesy
12-09-2005, 07:51 PM
You don't need to be drunk to have fun, it just happens to be easier to have fun after 6xCarling's, 2xAbsinthes & a Vodka & coke. xD lol

The_Hombre
12-09-2005, 08:17 PM
You don't need to be drunk to have fun, it just happens to be easier to have fun after 6xCarling's, 2xAbsinthes & a Vodka & coke. xD lol


Such a shame that Carling isn't enjoyed elsewhere...

T-6005
12-14-2005, 11:42 PM
Bumped because I am. And proud. I have had a lot of vodka at this point... but who else here likes wine, honestly? It is, in my humble (although correct) opinion, the best alcohol available on this earth when quality is present.

Betty
12-14-2005, 11:47 PM
Over the course of 2 nights, spanning 3 days, I consumed 2 bottles of wine (that was to start). It was quite enjoyable. Although, I'd imagine the quality was lacking; one had a picture of a cat on it, the other had a picture of a bird on it - I thought they were good choices.

Unfortunately, I never posted in the drunk thread, but I think some of the after-effects were recorded in a certain signature.

T-6005
12-15-2005, 12:07 AM
Unfortunately, I never posted in the drunk thread, but I think some of the after-effects were recorded in a certain signature.
Who's signature? I have not seen it - or at least recognized it.

wheelchairman
12-15-2005, 01:55 AM
lolz Mota Boy's. It was hilarious.

<<Angry Kid>>
12-15-2005, 05:16 AM
Me and my friend are smashed at school right now! She is going to type some drunken language right here:
hires a llama
Thires a lllama
and another ittle lllama
halfg a llamam twice llama
llama lllama fguck

Thankyou all!

Back in Black
12-15-2005, 06:46 AM
Don't drink and drive.

the_GoDdEsS
12-17-2005, 08:34 AM
Somebody drink with me tonight. Cooked red wine with rum now, Bob Dylan playing, switching to Vodka soon.

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-17-2005, 08:38 AM
I would, were I not working.

the_GoDdEsS
12-17-2005, 08:39 AM
I worked today. Hence, no drinking Friday for me.

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-17-2005, 08:44 AM
No dribking Friday or Saturday for me. </3

Sundays rawk, hence.

the_GoDdEsS
12-17-2005, 08:45 AM
Pwnt, no Sunday for poor me. Gotta be up at 5 on Monday. Oh teh life is annoying.

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-17-2005, 08:46 AM
I've finished college now until 4th January. So I'll make sure to send you lots of photos with various spirit bottles and a mocking face.

Mwhaha!

the_GoDdEsS
12-17-2005, 08:47 AM
Meanie!!!!!!! Grrrz. :(

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-17-2005, 08:53 AM
Had I your address I'd probably send you some form of alcohol for christmas. Heh, and if I did I could totally get HAU to do loads of stuff for me, every time promising that he'll get your address after the next favour.

the_GoDdEsS
12-17-2005, 08:54 AM
Lolz, make sure you wish me a Drunk Christmas instead of a merry one because I'm getting myself supplies. Omg, shit.

BATWT
12-17-2005, 08:55 AM
i have alcohol, im currently tucking into a refreshing jd and coke in preparation for going to the pub later on. Well, hopefully pub later, depends who'se left in this fucking hellhole

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-17-2005, 08:55 AM
Lolz, make sure you wish me a Drunk Christmas instead of a merry one because I'm getting myself supplies. Omg, shit.

I'll be making an Official TUNB Merry/Drunk Christmas picture for everybody. I'll make you a special one. =P

the_GoDdEsS
12-17-2005, 08:56 AM
Weeeeeeeeeeh. That makes my mood go from :( to :) .

Sinister
12-17-2005, 10:26 PM
still more than a year before I can legally enjoy alcohol :( :( :( :(

BATWT
12-18-2005, 04:16 AM
i was posting drunk last night.

i now feel fucking ill

the_GoDdEsS
12-18-2005, 04:34 AM
How much did you drink?

BATWT
12-18-2005, 04:44 AM
everything i had leftover in my flat:
half a bottle of jd, 3 pints of stella, and a can of fosters. al on an empty stomach (IDIOT)