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wheelchairman
07-27-2005, 06:54 PM
Take this test. (http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=17675020579094199926)

Here's my result.

The Expatriate

http://is2.okcupid.com/users/116/944/11694560292031626201/mt1113331423.jpg
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.


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You scored higher than 13% on brainwashworthy

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You scored higher than 59% on antitolerant

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You scored higher than 51% on pa

Conspiracy of One
07-27-2005, 07:01 PM
Id be a awesome nazi.......................that test proves i am correct

kickass0987654321
07-27-2005, 07:27 PM
I took it and it said that I would probably be supporting the nazis and I'm Jewish! Oh well, it's just a stupid quiz.

Conspiracy of One
07-27-2005, 07:30 PM
I got porn when i clicked the link................o well :rolleyes:

kickass0987654321
07-27-2005, 07:31 PM
That's disgusting!

Conspiracy of One
07-27-2005, 07:32 PM
NO its not.............

That_Guy91
07-27-2005, 07:34 PM
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

nieh
07-27-2005, 07:36 PM
I would've gone with the flow...=,0(

Turbonegro
07-27-2005, 07:39 PM
I'm Hitler.

ADOLF HITLER himself
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 54% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!

Endymion
07-27-2005, 08:22 PM
Achtung! You are 0% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic

take that, you pinko bastard!

SkunkIt
07-27-2005, 08:36 PM
The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have

Sin Studly
07-27-2005, 08:42 PM
ADOLF HITLER himself
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 81% antitolerant, and 80% blindly patriotic

You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y218/AmonGoth/mt1113331412.jpg

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 69% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 96% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 92% on patriotic


I think this test is bullshit and biased, I don't lack the charisma to be Hitler.

SkunkIt
07-27-2005, 08:54 PM
Am I the only one that saw this thread and thought of Sin Studly? Even though he's not a nazi, he talks about Jews alot and has war avatars.

ThrashedThrasher
07-27-2005, 08:56 PM
ein Pig

Achtung! You are 7% brainwashworthy, 68% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic
Hallo, you pig. You would've lived a quiet and consenting civilian life in Germany, while the Nazis stomped all over people you didn't quite care about.

You would never have directly joined the Nazis, basically because (1) you're not so nationalistic, and (2) you're not that susceptible to crazy propaganda. However, you would've appreciated the Party because you liked how they cleaned out the [insert race you dislike here].

The fact is, you demonstrate too much attachment to and pride of your own kind, be they white & male & straight or whatever. You absolutely would not have stood up to the Germans.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would NOT have STOOD UP to the Nazis.

0r4ng3
07-27-2005, 09:03 PM
Blah, blah, blah, The Expatriate, blah, blah...

outofex1le
07-27-2005, 09:08 PM
Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

Endymion
07-27-2005, 09:12 PM
ein Pig
http://www.csulb.edu/~rjames/classic/sickitates.jpg

ThrashedThrasher
07-27-2005, 11:11 PM
http://www.csulb.edu/~rjames/classic/sickitates.jpg

Fuck off, what's funny is I'm technically not white so *sticks out tongue*

sKratch
07-27-2005, 11:15 PM
I love when people play that card.

ThrashedThrasher
07-27-2005, 11:17 PM
Talking about me and my comment? I'm 1/4 Snoqualmie Native and 1/8 Lummi Native you fucktard. I'm white in appearance,but I'm Native and German.

Endymion
07-27-2005, 11:24 PM
jeez, it wasn't anything personal. i was just looking for an excuse to post the picture. lay off the fire water.

sKratch
07-27-2005, 11:43 PM
Talking about me and my comment? I'm 1/4 Snoqualmie Native and 1/8 Lummi Native you fucktard. I'm white in appearance,but I'm Native and German.
Mmm. That's exactly what I mean.

And I agree with Endy, as usual.

Tizzalicious
07-28-2005, 01:57 AM
The German Civilian
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 4% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic
Had you lived in Germany in first half of the 20th century, you'd have probably just gone with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.

The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then.

The sad conclusion: You would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. Rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.

OOPS.

neocon58
07-28-2005, 02:22 AM
Der Resistance

JoY
07-28-2005, 02:41 AM
there should be a question somewhere in there, that says; are you Jewish?

I see too many stupid pussy push overs here, who would've been in the resistance/who wouldn't have been a nazi. that test sucks donkey cock, because I'm pretty sure at least 80% of this board & 100% of my ignore-list would've had no trouble betraying the Jew nextdoor for a few pennies.

JoY
07-28-2005, 02:46 AM
I took it and it said that I would probably be supporting the nazis and I'm Jewish! Oh well, it's just a stupid quiz.
hahahahahaha, WAIT. I didn't see this reply, because I actually couldn't see it, but seriously.. you'd be stupid enough to step up to Der Führer & ask him if you can join his party, being a Jew, with a hopeful & excited smile on your face.

NOAMR
07-28-2005, 04:13 AM
The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 9% blindly patriotic

But Joy is exally right, a lot off questions off the test or too clear to answer if you wonna be anti-nazi. And about kickass' Jewish thing: the text isn't just about whether you would support nazi's in Germany, but just whether are not you would follow a dictator like a sheep, like it was in Germany. It doesn't matter what race you are, that's not where it is about.

notoriousdoc
07-28-2005, 04:19 AM
This bit rules:

18. How many languages are you fluent in?
1 or less
2
3
4+

Has that answer been placed there especially for Wishomie?

notoriousdoc
07-28-2005, 04:22 AM
ein Pig
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic
Hallo, you pig. You would've lived a quiet and consenting civilian life in Germany, while the Nazis stomped all over people you didn't quite care about.

You would never have directly joined the Nazis, basically because (1) you're not so nationalistic, and (2) you're not that susceptible to crazy propaganda. However, you would've appreciated the Party because you liked how they cleaned out the [insert race you dislike here].

The fact is, you demonstrate too much attachment to and pride of your own kind, be they white & male & straight or whatever. You absolutely would not have stood up to the Germans.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would NOT have STOOD UP to the Nazis.

PsychoticAndInsomniac
07-28-2005, 04:57 AM
The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

Sin Studly
07-28-2005, 05:10 AM
there should be a question somewhere in there, that says; are you Jewish?

It's assuming you're ethnically Germanic, that's the whole point. I'm sure every Zionist would rank up as a Nazi, as it should be considering how fucking evil the Empire of Israel is.

ShadowPyro
07-28-2005, 07:11 AM
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 50% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic
Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly

Huh?

All I said was I'm indiferent.

I said none of them should be mistreated.

And i'm a General?

offspring kid
07-28-2005, 07:21 AM
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

Elmo Is My Father
07-28-2005, 07:22 AM
You know what I got.



http://is2.okcupid.com/users/116/944/11694560292031626201/mt1113331412.jpg

Mota___Boy
07-28-2005, 07:35 AM
Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 9% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

WOOHOO i get to help kick hitlers ass! (If a time machine is proptly invented)

Sin Studly
07-28-2005, 08:40 AM
Help kick Hitlers ass?

No. You'd be shot and buried before Hitlers ass got kicked by Russia, is all.

Silly resistance fighters.

JoY
07-28-2005, 10:01 AM
The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 9% blindly patriotic

But Joy is exally right, a lot off questions off the test or too clear to answer if you wonna be anti-nazi. And about kickass' Jewish thing: the text isn't just about whether you would support nazi's in Germany, but just whether are not you would follow a dictator like a sheep, like it was in Germany. It doesn't matter what race you are, that's not where it is about.
seriously?!!1??!111 thanks for clearing that up, man!

pOpe
07-28-2005, 12:01 PM
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 13% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 28% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 22% on patriotic

wheelchairman
07-28-2005, 12:36 PM
Joy's right in the fact that everyone but me and Endy suck. (that is, everyone who got the non-nazi score.)

And honestly Thrasher, you're just over a quarter non/white. That makes you more white than anything else. Do some fucking math you insecure piece of white trash.

loubi_screw
07-28-2005, 12:44 PM
ADOLF HITLER himself
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 54% antitolerant, and 66% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!






My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 69% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 82% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 85% on patriotic



How rude, it says I lack the intellegence to be Hitler. I am so insulted

HornyPope
07-28-2005, 12:47 PM
I gots the Ein Pig.

It's definatly bullshit, but then again I say it about all the tests.

Preocupado
07-28-2005, 05:00 PM
Der Resistance

Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

http://is2.okcupid.com/users/116/944/11694560292031626201/mt1113331418.jpg

Iddy
07-28-2005, 05:02 PM
I'd have left the country... :confused:

Wow.. i thought i had soilders blood :(

Preocupado
07-28-2005, 05:05 PM
Joy's right in the fact that everyone but me and Endy suck. (that is, everyone who got the non-nazi score.)


Well, look who just popped on the situation with a Winchester. It's the hero of the day, Preocupado, who will die for something but has an anal childhood fixation that won't let him accept the authority and violence of others!
This is total mental masturbation.



Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.


That's what i was wishing for though. One of those smart people was one of the most brilliant minds in history in my opinion: Carl Gustav Yung.

Preocupado
07-28-2005, 05:30 PM
Help kick Hitlers ass?

No. You'd be shot and buried before Hitlers ass got kicked by Russia, is all.

Silly resistance fighters.


There are always the resistance leaders. The uncorrupted ones like Che Guevara.

Plus, this "you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors." doesn't necessarialy means literally grabing a fire arm for everyone. I would definetly sleep with a loaded winchester next to my bed, but my main resistance arms would be knowledge, awareness and research throught the whole thing.

Sin Studly
07-28-2005, 05:55 PM
Che Guevara was a fucking idiot.

wheelchairman
07-28-2005, 06:41 PM
Well, look who just popped on the situation with a Winchester. It's the hero of the day, Preocupado, who will die for something but has an anal childhood fixation that won't let him accept the authority and violence of others!
This is total mental masturbation.

I generally have a low opinion of the average poster here. Especially some of the others who actually think they would be in La Resistance. You however, wouldn't surprise me, simply because you aren't a total retard.

kickass0987654321
07-28-2005, 08:01 PM
NO its not.............
Yes it is!!!

Sin Studly
07-29-2005, 02:59 AM
It's weird how if you're all ANARCHY OMG DA MAN SUCKS it counts as non-brainwashed. Like all this Che Guevara OMG REBELZ bullshit isn't just brainwashing from a different camp of thought. Pfft.

Iddy
07-29-2005, 04:52 AM
It's more of a racist test than a nazi test anyway - so if you're jewish and you got that you'd join the nazi party all it means is that according to the test YOU ARE RACIST.

Racist, weak, intolerant and insecure.

Tizzalicious
07-29-2005, 05:26 AM
It's more of a racist test than a nazi test anyway - so if you're jewish and you got that you'd join the nazi party all it means is that according to the test YOU ARE RACIST.

It isn't, I hit the most anti-racist answer on all of the racist questions, and I got the "go with the flow" result.

JoY
07-29-2005, 07:46 AM
I'm -always- right.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
07-29-2005, 07:52 AM
ein pig
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic
Hallo, you pig. You would've lived a quiet and consenting civilian life in Germany, while the Nazis stomped all over people you didn't quite care about.

You would never have directly joined the Nazis, basically because (1) you're not so nationalistic, and (2) you're not that susceptible to crazy propaganda. However, you would've appreciated the Party because you liked how they cleaned out the [insert race you dislike here].

The fact is, you demonstrate too much attachment to and pride of your own kind, be they white & male & straight or whatever. You absolutely would not have stood up to the Germans.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would NOT have STOOD UP to the Nazis.

sKratch
07-29-2005, 12:04 PM
Che Guevara was a fucking idiot.
Ehhh I wouldn't quite say that, but I agree with your later post. Why'd I quote this one, then? Whatever...

HornyPope
07-29-2005, 01:45 PM
It isn't, I hit the most anti-racist answer on all of the racist questions, and I got the "go with the flow" result.

That's because:

a) The test isn't scientifically acurate. It doesn't take into account your personality in full.

b) The most non-racist people are cowards who shudder at a thought of coming offensive against a person of different race. They cant make their own opinion about a certain race, so they go with the popular opinion. Yup, sounds about right.

Brines
07-29-2005, 01:58 PM
The SS Officer
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 59% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic
Opportunistic, self-centered and attracted to powerful leadership, you are the SS Officer. Had you lived in Germany in the 30's and 40's, you would've been a stain on crust of the Earth, a beast. You would've terrorized all who opposed you: not for Germany itself, but for your beloved Nazi party. Sadly, you exceeded reasonable levels on 2 out of 3 indicators on my test. Auf vedersehen!

Conclusion: you are the creme of the Hitler Youth.

JoY
07-29-2005, 02:00 PM
but say you hate racism.. you'd do something about/against it, right?

I thought the same, both points that you made.
it IS a goddam stupid test with shitty unaccurate answers, but then again; it doesn't take a fucking test to know a LOT of people would either do nothing about racism, would go with the flow, or would actively be a racist in times of war, where it plays a bigger role. no test really has to prove that, Second World War already did a fine job at that.

there have been many people, who didn't agree with the war at ALL, including Jews, that went with the flow out of self-protection. I can't -really- call that cowardly. maybe a bit selfish, but yeah, isn't everybody?

(this interests no one, but.. I have a nice variation in my family; my mother's father tried to help Jews. my father's father was a Jew (a German one, if fact) & spit on the nazis by not doing anything they'd ordered. his father in law was with the NSB, his mother in law with the SS. his brothers left the country & went to America, the land of hopes & dreams. the brother of my father's mother was a bastard, but I don't know any details on what he did. probably betrayed my grandfather two times....

when even the FATHER of a woman, desperately in love with a Jew, would become a NSBer, because his new wife was with the SS.. I'm just concluding, there were a lot of people that didn't quite agree with Hitler's thoughts, including him. still he joined the NSB. my grandfather has been betrayed two times, probably by someone close, but since he absolutely wasn't hiding, I'm not really sure. one thing I know for sure; whoever betrayed him, they did it for a pat on the back of Teh Powerful, but MAINLY a few pennies. people lose morals in times of war. not only morals, but sometimes themselves)

my family history is a mess.

HornyPope
07-29-2005, 02:19 PM
There's a difference between being anti-racist and hating racism. You made a fine post and I wish I could adress it in full but I have to run now.

JoY
07-29-2005, 02:34 PM
what defines the difference in hating racism & giving the most anti-racism-like answers possible in the test? I think they just combine it with if you are either stupid enough to die for your country, or not.

& that's okay. run, babes, RUN! *Forest Gump-backflash*

Autonomist
07-29-2005, 10:18 PM
Der Resistance.

Tizzalicious
07-30-2005, 01:02 AM
That's because:

a) The test isn't scientifically acurate. It doesn't take into account your personality in full.

b) The most non-racist people are cowards who shudder at a thought of coming offensive against a person of different race. They cant make their own opinion about a certain race, so they go with the popular opinion. Yup, sounds about right.

so that means most non-racist people would become racists if everyone else was?

sKratch
07-30-2005, 01:31 AM
double you tea eff why is everyone going so crazy over this test? It's just an online quiz made by some random guy who probably knows squat about statistics and less about making accurate quizzes of this sort. Yeesh.

Sin Studly
07-30-2005, 01:38 AM
so that means most non-racist people would become racists if everyone else was?

That's actually pretty accurate.

HornyPope
07-30-2005, 03:55 AM
what defines the difference in hating racism & giving the most anti-racism-like answers possible in the test?

The test doesn't make that destinction, hence my argument that it's far, far, far from being complete. See point A.



Originally Posted by Tizzalicious
so that means most non-racist people would become racists if everyone else was?

Probably. The non-racist group of the 21st century is somewhat comparable to the mob of yore who lynched a nigger without second thought because he dared say 'no' to his master.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
07-30-2005, 08:57 AM
Nimrod In Town']
ein pig
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic
Hallo, you pig. You would've lived a quiet and consenting civilian life in Germany, while the Nazis stomped all over people you didn't quite care about.

You would never have directly joined the Nazis, basically because (1) you're not so nationalistic, and (2) you're not that susceptible to crazy propaganda. However, you would've appreciated the Party because you liked how they cleaned out the [insert race you dislike here].

The fact is, you demonstrate too much attachment to and pride of your own kind, be they white & male & straight or whatever. You absolutely would not have stood up to the Germans.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would NOT have STOOD UP to the Nazis.

Yeah, i rock.

wheelchairman
07-30-2005, 11:46 AM
The thing is, everyone's a racist. The way we tense up when we see someone of a significantly less wealthy ethnic minority walk by us, the level at which we take integration, even to forcing our religion upon them, etc. etc. etc. Everyone's a racist, with almost no exception.

And I so desperately want the book "Bill Cosby is Wrong!"

Satanic_Surfer
07-31-2005, 10:53 AM
The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 0% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 0% blindly patriotic




Im not a racist, im barely 27% human so no space over for racism.

Sin Studly
08-01-2005, 02:51 AM
The thing is, everyone's a racist. The way we tense up when we see someone of a significantly less wealthy ethnic minority walk by us, the level at which we take integration, even to forcing our religion upon them, etc. etc. etc. Everyone's a racist, with almost no exception.

I've been saying this for ages, but nobody listens to me because I'm black :(

Amazed
08-01-2005, 03:39 AM
The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

ihatechrissneed
08-01-2005, 06:24 AM
The German Civilian
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic
Had you lived in Germany in first half of the 20th century, you'd have probably just gone with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.

The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then.

The sad conclusion: You would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. Rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.


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mrconeman
08-01-2005, 08:56 AM
The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 4% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

Ever Since I started learning in depth about Nazi Germany I was truthfully baffeld how on earth Hitler got away with it, this reflects me pretty well, I was asked what would I have done during WW2 had I been a German I actualy said I would have tried to leave the Country

Aannj
08-03-2005, 06:08 AM
Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 80% blindly patriotic
Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.

theraputicsmile17
08-03-2005, 02:38 PM
47% brainwashy
65% antitolerant
69% patriotic

i would be a der kommandant or a nazi general


it said i would be at the top of the asshole list....woo hoo lol