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neocon58
07-31-2005, 12:39 AM
...The Crazy frog has the number one spot on the ARIA charts, with a horrific dance remake of a hendrix classic comfortably in the top ten.

http://www.aria.com.au/pages/aria-charts-display.asp?chart=1S50

the_GoDdEsS
07-31-2005, 12:43 AM
"DAS KLEINE KROKODIL (CROCODILE SONG) Schnappi" too?!

Okay, what kinda charts are they? Taste below zero.

Sin Studly
07-31-2005, 12:49 AM
That and the popularity of Big Brother.

*le sigh*

But at least we don't drink Fosters.

blackballs
07-31-2005, 12:50 AM
It was also number 1 on the U.K. charts outselling the second best ringtone (Coldplay) 4 to 1.

Rye
07-31-2005, 12:50 AM
But at least we don't drink Fosters.


Do you drink Heineken, or are you German in beliefs alone?

TheHulaChick
07-31-2005, 12:51 AM
Eww, yeah I heard bout that. WTF? that crazy frog thing is awful!

blackballs
07-31-2005, 12:56 AM
Eww, yeah I heard bout that. WTF? that crazy frog thing is awful!Yeah I even heard a rumor of a possible DVD with that thing in it.

neocon58
07-31-2005, 01:11 AM
The sad thing is theres is a "crazy frog album"! That is fucked up!

blackballs
07-31-2005, 01:12 AM
You gotta be joking, have you actually seen the CD ?

neocon58
07-31-2005, 01:17 AM
no, ive only been told about it.

EDIT:


The next chapter in the Crazy Frog saga was its emergence as a pop star. Bass Bumpers, a German dance music duo, recorded a version of Harold Faltermeyer's classic "Axel F" in early 2005 featuring Crazy Frog ringtone sounds. Erik Wernquist, the creator of Crazy Frog, put together an animated music video, and Crazy Frog the pop star was ready for release. By May 31, 2005 "Axel F" was #1 on the U.K. pop singles chart. Its popularity was so strong it kept the band Coldplay from debuting at the top of the pop singles chart.

Crazy Frog's followup single is a reworked version of Hot Butter's 1972 top 10 pop hit "Popcorn." Crazy Frog has traded in it's motorcycle helmet for headphones and in the video Crazy Frog is a scratch-mixing DJ. Crazy Hits, a full-length Crazy Frog album, is due for release July 25, 2005 with the official release of the "Popcorn" single to follow in August. A U.S. invasion is planned for September with the release of the U.S. version of the Crazy Hits album.

billiejoe87
07-31-2005, 01:22 AM
It's a disgrace to all us "normal Australians". I can understand why it was no.1 in the U.K due to the fact that (no offence) they have a history of loving shitty dance music. But Australia? COME ON!! I notice more rock and metal in our charts than in any other country. The biggest FM radio network in the country (Nova FM) plays good rock all the time including all your old Offspring, Green day and Blink 182 as well as Nirvana and stuff. We love a good rock song. So how the fuck is this song No.1!!

blackballs
07-31-2005, 01:25 AM
http://www.ringsignaler-loggor.com/spel-Crazy-Frogs-Dance/prodbilder/jpg/1445/Crazy+Frog's+Dance.jpg
I believe this is one of the Cds but not sure.

PsychoticAndInsomniac
07-31-2005, 05:32 AM
And you Australians think some of you are stupid?

http://www.elrellano.com/audio/audio2.shtml

Down on the left, "in the ghetto". Download it and then think for a while who the winner is.

PS. He sang it seriously. That's why it's so hard.

Sin Studly
07-31-2005, 05:46 AM
Do you drink Heineken, or are you German in beliefs alone?

Heineken is Dutch, reetee.

Anyways, I drink Australian beer, not godawful Australian for-export-only pisswater that Australians wouldn't actually touch with a 40 foot pole.

JoY
07-31-2005, 06:05 AM
Do you drink Heineken, or are you German in beliefs alone?
...jaysus fucking christ dumbfuck seriously.

never. try. to. make. a. comment. AGAIN.

notoriousdoc
07-31-2005, 06:13 AM
I found something even more disturbing on that chart


9 UNTITLED (HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN TO ME?) Simple Plan

And there is a crazaaaaay frog album, I saw it with my own burning eyes

neocon58
07-31-2005, 06:34 AM
Heineken is Dutch, reetee.

Anyways, I drink Australian beer, not godawful Australian for-export-only pisswater that Australians wouldn't actually touch with a 40 foot pole.


word. fosters is horseshit.

no, literally. it's watered down horseshit.

JoY
07-31-2005, 07:02 AM
there's a way you can drink horseshit?

Tizz: "horsepee?"

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-31-2005, 10:11 AM
^ That makes no sense.

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-31-2005, 10:20 AM
Before I start, let the illiterate one point out your spelling mistakes.

"Yeah", "Probably", "Summarise/Summarize".

The thread was about the Crazy Frog. Perhaps someone else should learn to read.

Also, I'm intrigued to know why Australians are stupid because of Justin.

honey
07-31-2005, 10:25 AM
you see one

billiejoe87
07-31-2005, 11:05 PM
Heineken is Dutch, reetee.

Anyways, I drink Australian beer, not godawful Australian for-export-only pisswater that Australians wouldn't actually touch with a 40 foot pole.

A good old Tooheys New or Carlton Draft. Ah, that's the stuff.

Homer
07-31-2005, 11:20 PM
What the fuck's Crazy Frog?

Jebus
07-31-2005, 11:31 PM
Crazy Frog? buh?

Sin Studly
07-31-2005, 11:33 PM
A good old Tooheys New or Carlton Draft. Ah, that's the stuff.

Sydney beer is unpalatable, aside from Tooheys Old, which is superb. Coopers Sparkling Ale and Coopers Dark Ale are the greatest beers made in Australia.

neocon58
08-01-2005, 04:10 AM
when sin studly lives there.

man, your such a fuckwit.

honey
08-01-2005, 04:15 AM
What the fuck's Crazy Frog?
have you been sleeping for the last 3 months or so?? look it up.

platinumpt
08-01-2005, 05:17 AM
Stop complaining!!! In my country the 1st place on the charts is a fucking portuguese emo-boysband which totally blows dick. It's horrible, I can't even describe it. Oh, and in the 2nd place is an album for little kids, like "songs from my little school". I'm not joking. This is my country. Yay. Oh, and the Offspring GH isn't even on the top 30.

Sin Studly
08-01-2005, 05:26 AM
The Offspring is a band for little kids.

Paint_It_Black
08-01-2005, 08:24 AM
Platinumpt, your avatar scares the crap out of me.

platinumpt
08-01-2005, 08:30 AM
Platinumpt, your avatar scares the crap out of me.
Geezzz... yours too dude! Does it bite? :cool: