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malumboman
11-16-2004, 02:45 PM
post funny jokes here

malumboman
11-16-2004, 02:52 PM
how do you get a dead baby out of a blender?
with a tortilla chip

Sexy Panda
11-16-2004, 04:04 PM
Your contributions to this board make my bile duct feel queesy as if it were travelling to Dairy Queen.

babycraze{Angie}
11-16-2004, 05:00 PM
this ain't exactly a joke/joke but it's a mama joke i couldn't stop laughing when i 1st heard it here it goes:
ur mama's so tall that when she did a backflip, she kicked Jesus in the face
:D

Stevo
11-16-2004, 05:10 PM
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.

The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike. The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?"

The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the
motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic:



"TRY DOING IT WITH THE ENGINE RUNNING ! ! ! ! "

NIX-on-the-MAN
11-16-2004, 06:08 PM
Horse walks into a bar.

Bartender says "Why the long face?". :D

LOL, that FUNNY stuff!

leo3375
11-16-2004, 08:29 PM
How do you get a goth out of a tree?
Cut the rope.

killboybowerhead
11-16-2004, 09:18 PM
If mothers have mothers day and fathers have fathers day what do single guys have
Palm Sunday

samr
11-16-2004, 09:27 PM
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?






















Getting shot in the face.

samr
11-16-2004, 09:42 PM
What do you call a blonde with no legs?















Last night's dinner.

Unnatural Disaster
11-16-2004, 09:46 PM
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty

1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

babycraze{Angie}
11-17-2004, 04:35 PM
Lmfao!!!!! Now That Was Funny! :d

Tijs
11-17-2004, 05:29 PM
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?


Getting shot in the face.

I knew that one, still funny though.

babycraze{Angie}
11-17-2004, 06:27 PM
what do u call a black priest?














HOLY SHIT!

CRASH
11-17-2004, 08:59 PM
What do you do when you see a jock staggering towards you?


























Stop laughing and shoot him again

Not Ozymandias
11-20-2004, 09:05 PM
Here's a good one (http://www.offspring.com/forums/member.php?u=254)

killboybowerhead
11-20-2004, 09:10 PM
ohh so racist jokes are okay here... im not racist
What is the difference between a black man and a pizza





A pizza can feed a family of four

ThrashedThrasher
11-21-2004, 01:47 AM
ohh so racist jokes are okay here... im not racist
What is the difference between a black man and a pizza





A pizza can feed a family of four


No! It's :

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza?



A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.


OR!

Why do niggers call white people "honkies"?




That's the last sound they hear before the white people run them over.


OR!


Why did the Jews wander in the desert for 40 years?


Because one of them lost a quarter.


Okay I'll shut up now

ahh! Panzerfaust.com fuckin' owns :D

The Cheshire Cat
11-21-2004, 10:43 AM
What do you call a black guy flying a plane?



























A PILOT you racist.

ThrashedThrasher
11-21-2004, 08:40 PM
What do you call a black guy flying a plane?




A PILOT you racist.


Aww, why'd you have to ruin the fun!

SpongeBob
11-21-2004, 11:33 PM
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
















nachocheese!

lousyskater
11-21-2004, 11:38 PM
if we're doing racist jokes then:

how long does it take for a black woman to take a shit?

























9 months.
________
Head shop (http://headshop.net/)

Idiot
11-22-2004, 07:06 AM
I don't like racist jokes.

ThrashedThrasher
11-22-2004, 08:30 PM
For those of you that do like racist jokes or don't give a fuck if they are or not there are tons of 'em at http://www.panzerfaust.com
It is a WP record website though just so you know in advanced...