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Sin Studly
08-03-2005, 09:20 PM
No one here likes you. Sure, you have your friends on the bbs, but most of them are retards.
Oh, and since you have a habit of trying to change the subject when you know I'm right, we're going to make sure this thread keeps on going, just to spite you.

Discuss, retards.

JohnnyNemesis
08-03-2005, 09:28 PM
I love the "your friends SUCK" defense. It takes a special kind of desperation to use that one.

0r4ng3
08-03-2005, 09:34 PM
I love the "your friends SUCK" defense. It takes a special kind of desperation to use that one.
Not as desperate as "I don't care", or "I just did that to see your reaction". Whenever I see those, I want to hit someone.

the_GoDdEsS
08-03-2005, 09:35 PM
I can see someone is grasping at straws there.

Sin Studly
08-03-2005, 09:35 PM
Especially since all of his 'friends' barely venture outside "Say whatevers on your mind", but yeah.

Shut up, retards! Everyone knows JohnnyNemesis is a retard with no intelligence, that's why everyone constantly calls him a moron and nobody takes him seriously.

Duracell
08-03-2005, 09:35 PM
Dear Dad,

Hey dad look at me. Think back and talk to me. Did I grow up according to the plan? And do you think I'm wasting my time doing things I wanna do? But it hurts when you disapprove all along. And now I try hard to make it. I just want to make you proud. I'm never gonna be good enough for you.
I can't pretend that I'm alright.

I try not to think about the pain I feel inside. Did you know you used to be my hero? All the days you spent with me. Now seem so far away and it feels like you don't care anymore. I just want to make you proud, I'm never gonna be good enough for you.

Love,
Justin (Sin Studly)

coke_a_holic
08-03-2005, 09:37 PM
It's funny how he says your friends suck but not you. It's like beating the bushes around the one you should be beating.

Sin Studly
08-03-2005, 09:38 PM
Oh no, he says I'm a retard too. It just doesn't hold much weight when I can quote him admitting I'm more intelligent than he is.

JohnnyNemesis
08-03-2005, 09:39 PM
I just think it's funny that Preecey calls Sin Studly's friends retards when his buddies consist of a girl who constantly discusses Classics and habitually corrects typos on the official message board of a band that no one can even take seriously, a 12-year old who flirts with every female on the Internet, and a lady who uses English in such a horrid, archaic way that half the BBS has deemed her insane.

Granted, I'm friends with those three folks too, but Preecey's credibility here is weak as fuck.

JohnnyNemesis
08-03-2005, 09:41 PM
Oh no, he says I'm a retard too. It just doesn't hold much weight when I can quote him admitting I'm more intelligent than he is.

I already love you, but you share that quote with us and I'll fall even harder for you.

Sin Studly
08-03-2005, 09:46 PM
How can I turn down a request like that? Easily, I can't be bothered looking through the thread. Besides, it's not really a succintly quotable quote, it's him saying he admits he's a moron, and he admits I'm intelligent. After calling me a retard about twenty times, heh.

Here (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=11827&). I also convinced him he has no real reason to keep living aside from the human survival instinct.

JohnnyNemesis
08-03-2005, 09:55 PM
Preecey said some really embarassing things in that thread. Kinda made me cringe to read it. Seriously, when he called you a noob, I actually cringed. That was...sad.

Sin Studly
08-03-2005, 10:04 PM
Preecey is just an embarrassingly stupid moron. And a whining vag, too.

JoY
08-04-2005, 03:26 AM
all his 'retards friends' on here were elected by YOU guys as moderators.

irishpunkrockgirl
08-04-2005, 03:34 AM
Dear Dad,

Hey dad look at me. Think back and talk to me. Did I grow up according to the plan? And do you think I'm wasting my time doing things I wanna do? But it hurts when you disapprove all along. And now I try hard to make it. I just want to make you proud. I'm never gonna be good enough for you.
I can't pretend that I'm alright.

I try not to think about the pain I feel inside. Did you know you used to be my hero? All the days you spent with me. Now seem so far away and it feels like you don't care anymore. I just want to make you proud, I'm never gonna be good enough for you.

(Sin Studly)

i love that song.

Sin Studly
08-04-2005, 06:44 AM
Heaven hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd
And Hell nary a fury like that of a woman scorn'd

Sin Studly
08-04-2005, 06:52 AM
Heaven hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd
And Hell nary a fury like that of an insane stalker frog wench scorn'd

Sin Studly
08-04-2005, 06:54 AM
Heaven hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd
And Hell nary a fury like that of a woman scorn'd

+Rheanna+
08-04-2005, 06:57 AM
Heaven hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd
And Hell nary a fury like that of a woman scorn'd
Reading that and then reading your signature is great.

Sin Studly
08-04-2005, 06:59 AM
Don't ever speak to me.

Sin Studly
08-04-2005, 07:27 AM
I wasn't talking to you, stalker.

TheUnholyNightbringer
08-04-2005, 10:09 AM
all his 'retards friends' on here were elected by YOU guys as moderators.

Haha, snap!

RXP
08-04-2005, 01:49 PM
Lol retees.

kickass0987654321
08-04-2005, 01:55 PM
Who exactly are Justin's friends?
I had the same question.

ruroken
08-04-2005, 07:56 PM
Shut up, retards! Everyone knows JohnnyNemesis is a retard with no intelligence, that's why everyone constantly calls him a moron and nobody takes him seriously.
yeah, the stupid prick.
GRRRRRRR!!!!!!
EVERYBODY KILL RICK NOW!!!!
BEAUTIFY THAT SINGLE LINE AND SHIT!!!!
WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kickass0987654321
08-04-2005, 08:46 PM
So you are saying that the people who are not your friends aren't retards?

ruroken
08-04-2005, 08:49 PM
You're stupid. I mean, REALLY stupid. I've never seen him say, "All of your friends are retards" (or maybe I can't remember) and I STILL know what's going on.

kickass0987654321
08-04-2005, 08:58 PM
You're stupid. I mean, REALLY stupid. I've never seen him say, "All of your friends are retards" (or maybe I can't remember) and I STILL know what's going on.
Yay!!! I am stupid!!!! STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID!!!!!!! yAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sin Studly
08-05-2005, 04:36 AM
If you're going to act like a fucking retard, I'm going to point it out. Stop complaining that I'm 'picking on you' and trying to make me feel guilty because of your age. If you want people to stop calling you a moron, stop acting like one. It's that simple.

HornyPope
08-05-2005, 11:25 AM
Justin doesn't have no friends. Well, except maybe two or three people. Others are just friendly to him and laugh with him occasionaly as far as the board goes. But friendship is such a strong word.

RXP
08-05-2005, 11:25 AM
It implies anal sex.

Sin Studly
08-05-2005, 11:30 AM
Sycophantic asskissers > true friends anyway.

HornyPope
08-05-2005, 11:32 AM
Im not talkign about the 16 year old newbies who kiss your act and follow your posts because they think your witt reflects you as a person.

Sin Studly
08-05-2005, 11:34 AM
No, I actually assumed you meant the veterens who kiss my act[sic] and follow your posts because they think my witt[sic] reflects me as a person.

HornyPope
08-05-2005, 11:40 AM
What? Are you trying to play with my words because im writing this all very fast and dont have the tiem to double read all that I say?

You know what I mean. No one from the veterans really likes you (again- except few people). Not that it matters. You don't like 'em either, nor are you trying to have them like you. I'm just setting the record straight, thats all.

RXP
08-05-2005, 11:53 AM
Sim's Justin's groupie and future lover. I think that counts.

notoriousdoc
08-05-2005, 12:33 PM
I just think it's funny that Preecey calls Sin Studly's friends retards when his buddies consist of a girl who constantly discusses Classics and habitually corrects typos on the official message board of a band that no one can even take seriously, a 12-year old who flirts with every female on the Internet, and a lady who uses English in such a horrid, archaic way that half the BBS has deemed her insane.

Granted, I'm friends with those three folks too, but Preecey's credibility here is weak as fuck.

I love you too

killer_queen
08-05-2005, 12:52 PM
I just think it's funny that Preecey calls Sin Studly's friends retards when his buddies consist of a girl who constantly discusses Classics and habitually corrects typos on the official message board of a band that no one can even take seriously, a 12-year old who flirts with every female on the Internet, and a lady who uses English in such a horrid, archaic way that half the BBS has deemed her insane.

Granted, I'm friends with those three folks too, but Preecey's credibility here is weak as fuck.
You forgot superficial bitch. We were good friends with him.

Conspiracy of One
08-05-2005, 12:53 PM
You forgot superficial bitch. We were good friends with him.
whos the 12 year old who flirts with everygirl on the internet? :confused:

TheUnholyNightbringer
08-05-2005, 12:54 PM
whos the 12 year old who flirts with everygirl on the internet? :confused:

Notoriousdoc.

Conspiracy of One
08-05-2005, 12:55 PM
Notoriousdoc.
o......but isnt he a she?

killer_queen
08-05-2005, 12:57 PM
o......but isnt he a she?
yes he's a she.

kickass0987654321
08-05-2005, 12:57 PM
The stupid retard has arrived!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Peace out homies!!!!

the_GoDdEsS
08-05-2005, 12:58 PM
o......but isnt he a she?

HAHAHAHA. Pwn. Sorry, this was too funny considering that... *cracks up*

Conspiracy of One
08-05-2005, 12:59 PM
HAHAHAHA. Pwn. Sorry, this was too funny considering that... *cracks up*
lol Im serious! Im completely clueless of his/her gender!

kickass0987654321
08-05-2005, 01:00 PM
lol Im serious! Im completely clueless of his/her gender!
CORNHOLIO.................

JohnnyNemesis
08-05-2005, 01:13 PM
I love you too


I have no patience for defense mechanisms at the moment, Dan. Please be straightforward.

kickass0987654321
08-05-2005, 01:15 PM
Do you have a problem with my bunghole being better than yours?

Conspiracy of One
08-05-2005, 01:16 PM
Do you have a problem with my bunghole being better than yours?

ur an idiot shut the hell up!

kickass0987654321
08-05-2005, 01:17 PM
ur an idiot shut the hell up!
Yay!!! I'm an asshole!!!!! Reward me!!!!! Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D

coke_a_holic
08-05-2005, 01:20 PM
Kickass, if you really are 10, you should really leave. This is advice that I would give my brother (who is 10) if he were on this site. Please, leave before your innocence is washed away. Like JohnnyNemesis said, this is no place for children. This is not in anyway trying to be mean, I'm trying to be as helpful as possible right now.

HisHolinessSatan
08-05-2005, 01:21 PM
wtf is wrong with you kickass.

kickass0987654321
08-05-2005, 01:21 PM
You hate me, why should I listen to you?

Conspiracy of One
08-05-2005, 01:21 PM
Kickass, if you really are 10, you should really leave. This is advice that I would give my brother (who is 10) if he were on this site. Please, leave before your innocence is washed away. Like JohnnyNemesis said, this is no place for children. This is not in anyway trying to be mean, I'm trying to be as helpful as possible right now.
yea she is 10.......and she claims to be the offsprings #1 fan. And she's never even heard half of the fucking songs!!!!!!

dexterisMYman
08-05-2005, 01:24 PM
yea she is 10.......and she claims to be the offsprings #1 fan. And she's never even heard half of the fucking songs!!!!!!
hey your 14. how about you leave her the fuck alone. no wonder everyone wants you banned. you fuck w/ ppl to much.

kickass0987654321
08-05-2005, 01:25 PM
yea she is 10.......and she claims to be the offsprings #1 fan. And she's never even heard half of the fucking songs!!!!!!
No, I don't claim to be their #1 fan you asshole!!! And I have heard more than half of their songs, so just shut the fuck up because you don't because you don't know anything. I have to go.

Conspiracy of One
08-05-2005, 01:26 PM
No, I don't claim to be their #1 fan you asshole!!! And I have heard more than half of their songs, so just shut the fuck up because you don't because you don't know anything. I have to go.

lol im gonna find where you said that you were their #1 fan! go bitch

kickass0987654321
08-05-2005, 01:26 PM
lol im gonna find where you said that you were their #1 fan! go bitch
Okay, go find it!

JohnnyNemesis
08-05-2005, 01:27 PM
No one cares about how much either of you love or don't love The Offspring.

kickass0987654321
08-05-2005, 01:28 PM
I am the great cornholio!!!!

Conspiracy of One
08-05-2005, 01:29 PM
Okay, go find it!
found it


I know this has nothing to do with the thread but... YOU ARE SO FUCKING AWESOME!!! I'm like on of The Offspring's biggest fans!!! OMG

heh ya sure

JohnnyNemesis
08-05-2005, 01:30 PM
No one cares about how much either of you love or don't love The Offspring.



What he said.

kickass0987654321
08-05-2005, 01:31 PM
I said one of them. You must have tried so hard to find that for me. You must really love me. :o

Conspiracy of One
08-05-2005, 01:31 PM
I said one of them. You must have tried so hard to find that for me. You must really love me. :o

You arent even one of their biggest fans!

dexterisMYman
08-05-2005, 01:32 PM
No one cares about how much either of you love or don't love The Offspring.
i agree w/ you johnny

kickass0987654321
08-05-2005, 01:34 PM
You arent even one of their biggest fans!
Aaaaaawwww, you love me. :o

Conspiracy of One
08-05-2005, 01:36 PM
Aaaaaawwww, you love me. :o
fuck off kid

notoriousdoc
08-05-2005, 01:36 PM
wtf is wrong with you kickass.
And notoriousdoc is a he I thought...
Ya what ?

dexterisMYman
08-05-2005, 01:37 PM
fuck off kid
kid what the hell are you an adult?

kickass0987654321
08-05-2005, 01:38 PM
fuck off kid
That's so sweet. Now I feel so warm and fuzzy inside. :o

notoriousdoc
08-05-2005, 01:39 PM
I have no patience for defense mechanisms at the moment, Dan. Please be straightforward.
But I do, I feel honoured

kickass0987654321
08-05-2005, 01:42 PM
But I do, I feel honoured
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coke_a_holic
08-05-2005, 01:49 PM
Kickass, if you really are 10, you should really leave. This is advice that I would give my brother (who is 10) if he were on this site. Please, leave before your innocence is washed away. Like JohnnyNemesis said, this is no place for children. This is not in anyway trying to be mean, I'm trying to be as helpful as possible right now.

Read this, please, and follow it. This is really for your own good.

dexterisMYman
08-05-2005, 01:50 PM
i think ppl should be aloud to stay if they want unless they're annoying. if a 10 yr old wants to saty on let her. its her choice.

HisHolinessSatan
08-05-2005, 01:50 PM
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Please dont spam. See Mike^

coke_a_holic
08-05-2005, 01:51 PM
i think ppl should be aloud to stay if they want unless they're annoying. if a 10 yr old wants to saty on let her. its her choice.
This is no place for children, she should not be here. It's simple, really.

dexterisMYman
08-05-2005, 01:52 PM
no this is a place for fans of the offspring. so if they have fans who are 10 yrs old let them be here.

Homer
08-05-2005, 02:43 PM
no this is a place for fans of the offspring. so if they have fans who are 10 yrs old let them be here.

no, this is off-topic where previous fans come and enjoy the same things they emjoyed back when they came with the people they met. You're thinking of The Offspring section.

And to Kickass: Do you know what a regret is? Well I sure do. I have made many of them, and I'm telling you now to leave and come back when you're ready to be more mature. Don't make regrets here.

dexterisMYman
08-05-2005, 02:45 PM
you're telling her to be mare mature and not co1? thats fucked up cuz everyone hates him.

ruroken
08-05-2005, 02:47 PM
dexterisMYman; Shut up you goddam puddle of liquid shit.

Homer
08-05-2005, 02:48 PM
you're telling her to be mare mature and not co1? thats fucked up cuz everyone hates him.

ok, seriously I did not understand that.

dexterisMYman
08-05-2005, 02:50 PM
co1 is an idiot. ok so b4 you tell anyone to be mature you should say that to co1.

Homer
08-05-2005, 02:57 PM
co1 is an idiot. ok so b4 you tell anyone to be mature you should say that to co1.

ok, um... read the last few posts of kickass's, and then rethink about what I said. Actually RE-READ my whole entire post about that. Was it just about being mature? No. Believe it or not, it can be considered good advice. So you can look at it this way: I'm giving kickass good advice, and I'm not giving any advice to CO1. So before you reply with the same defense, just think about what I said. There's really no arguement here.

kickass0987654321
08-05-2005, 03:11 PM
Hola. crappucino. I left for like an hour, anyone notice?

kickass0987654321
08-05-2005, 03:14 PM
Let's make one thing straight, as you have probably noticed, once people start calling me immature I start to act immature. It will continue whether you like it or not.

coke_a_holic
08-05-2005, 03:19 PM
Let's make one thing straight, as you have probably noticed, once people start calling me immature I start to act immature. It will continue whether you like it or not.
You are too young for this website, it will ruin your life. Please, just come back when you've ditched your innocence. This is a perfectly reasonable request.

kickass0987654321
08-05-2005, 03:21 PM
I don't feel like it. If you don't just shut up I am going to go bolistic. Sorry if I spelled bolistic wrong.

Homer
08-05-2005, 03:33 PM
I don't feel like it. If you don't just shut up I am going to go bolistic. Sorry if I spelled bolistic wrong.

whatever then. Because everyone here can put up with your 'bolistic-ness' it's just that it is annoying, but whatever you say, what me and coke-a-holic said is advice.


yes cock-a-holic is right, stay out of this website
go play some football*, tennis, have real fun
don't be a geek like us!
*real football, not USstupidfootball

you see what happened to him?

kickass0987654321
08-05-2005, 03:33 PM
I'll be a geek then and stay on.

kickass0987654321
08-05-2005, 03:34 PM
whatever then. Because everyone here can put up with your 'bolistic-ness' it's just that it is annoying, but whatever you say, what me and coke-a-holic said is advice.
Do you honestly think that I would do anything that you guys tell me to do?

HisHolinessSatan
08-05-2005, 03:36 PM
Hasnt any ever taught you to listen to your elders and betters?

Homer
08-05-2005, 03:36 PM
Do you honestly think that I would do anything that you guys tell me to do?

advice is a suggestion, not a demand or an order. You're taking this the wrong, and if you stay, you'll take many things the wrong which you then will possibly regret later. That's what I'm saying.

kickass0987654321
08-05-2005, 03:37 PM
advice is a suggestion, not a demand or an order. You're taking this the wrong, and if you stay, you'll take many things the wrong which you then will possibly regret later. That's what I'm saying.
It's not as if I know any of you so why would I regret the way I act in front of you guys?

Homer
08-05-2005, 03:43 PM
It's not as if I know any of you so why would I regret the way I act in front of you guys?

because I was like you when I first came on, and then I decided that I was going to be serious it was hard to do that because I was labeled as an idiot who can't contribute anything seriously. If you act stupid, people can say something that can scar you or something like that. That's why you shouldn't act stupid. The internet isn't just a 'happy' 'cuddly' place.

kickass0987654321
08-05-2005, 03:46 PM
I'm not as stupid as you think I am. People aren't just going to believe that from me. I know the internet isn't a happy cuddly place. Duh. People are never going to take me seriuosly whether I am fooling around or not so why care?

coke_a_holic
08-05-2005, 04:07 PM
Intelligence is not the matter at hand. The problem is that adult themes are being posted on in this website which you shouldn't see until you are older. You do not understand some of the terms used and you SHOULDN'T. You should leave while you're still an innocent little girl, and come back when you're old enough to understand.

kickass0987654321
08-05-2005, 04:09 PM
I understand it now and I'm not going to leave and there is no way you can make me.

Conspiracy of One
08-05-2005, 04:57 PM
Hasnt any ever taught you to listen to your elders and betters?

no cuz shes a little bratty 10 yearold........thats in love with this fat kid named phillip..heh.

ruroken
08-05-2005, 07:06 PM
godfuckingdamn, Leah. You obviously DON'T understand the adult themes, and what they say is right, you shouldn't be here.

Sin Studly
08-06-2005, 09:04 AM
I have no objection to kickass being on here. The 'you'll see things you shouldn't see till you're older' argument was nullified when I brought out the Harlequin foeti and raped her soul as thoroughly as possible without requiring chloral hydrate and rohypnol cocktails.

But for the love of fuck, kickass, when you're acting like a retard and people point it out, acting like even more of a retard is just plain pathetic. It makes you look so insecure and selfloathing that you actually believe you're a retard, and are forced to exadurate it as a defence mechanism in the hopes people will think you're deliberately being a retard.

I know you have more potential than this. Stop acting like a fuckwit.