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Telekinesis
08-06-2005, 11:22 PM
Does anyone know any good websites with funny Offspring fanfics? I found one called Dreams of Danger but page 3 didn't work :( it was a really good story, oh well nuthin' I can do 'bout it. So post any links to website with good funny fanfics that actually show up. Well bye bye then

neocon58
08-06-2005, 11:25 PM
There once was a boy.

Noodles snuck up behind him, slit his throat, fucked his corpse and ejaculated on his face.

The End.

China Boy
08-07-2005, 01:52 AM
There once was a boy.

Noodles snuck up behind him, slit his throat, fucked his corpse and ejaculated on his face.

The End.

Wow. Can I have the movie rights?

Idiot
08-07-2005, 01:53 AM
There are no rights. Feel free to use the movie for whatever purpose you wish.

neocon58
08-07-2005, 02:03 AM
Wow. Can I have the movie rights?

Sure, just remember to mention me at the Oscars.

Idiot
08-07-2005, 02:04 AM
It would be totally out of order not to.

neocon58
08-07-2005, 02:06 AM
China Boy, try get noodles to play himself in the movie, if not, Woody Allen.

Actually, get Tim Allen to play Noodles. He can put that insanely hillarious grunt to good use.

China Boy
08-07-2005, 02:14 AM
Hmm I'm gonna need some funds first...

neocon58
08-07-2005, 02:26 AM
Only joking. You can't have the film rights anymore. I'll make it myself.

darko
08-07-2005, 04:47 AM
on fanfiction.com there used to be a music section and offspring was one of the section.....they've taken it down now....