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Tizzalicious
08-07-2005, 04:33 AM
Are you actually new?

Because I can't believe we have a newbie that can spell.

the_GoDdEsS
08-07-2005, 04:35 AM
Haha, I've noticed that too.

MichealCorleone
08-07-2005, 04:35 AM
Thank you very much.

Socially Rejected
08-07-2005, 04:37 AM
He keep's correcting me which I suppose i'm quite grateful for, but at least I don't type like I do on a text message of a mobile phone.

Tizzalicious
08-07-2005, 04:38 AM
He keep's correcting me which I suppose i'm quite grateful for, but at least I don't type like I do on a text message of a mobile phone.

That would piss a lot of people off.

He KEEPS correcting you? How many of his 5 posts were corrections of yours?

Punky Dudess
08-07-2005, 04:39 AM
well he did something right and took the name of the best Godfather character ever.

Socially Rejected
08-07-2005, 04:39 AM
2 out of his 5 post's were correction's of mine !

Tizzalicious
08-07-2005, 04:41 AM
2 out of his 5 post's were correction's of mine !

Oh, I just saw the one with 3 corrections in one post. That was pretty bad.

MichealCorleone
08-07-2005, 05:05 AM
2 out of his 5 post's were correction's of mine !

*posts, corrections

Punky Dudess
08-07-2005, 05:11 AM
Shut up, assrag! You've put shame upon Micheal Corleones name. Now stop correcting people.

-thankyou-

MichealCorleone
08-07-2005, 05:18 AM
Shut up, assrag! You've put shame upon Micheal Corleones name. Now stop correcting people.

-thankyou-

*Corleone's

Punky Dudess
08-07-2005, 05:20 AM
die. die slowly and painfully. die slowly and painfully and then go to hell. die slowly and painfully and go to hell and stay put!

defy me
08-07-2005, 05:27 AM
Yes you are starting to annoy me, Michael Corleone.

Tizzalicious
08-07-2005, 05:29 AM
It won't be long before he is top poster.

JoY
08-07-2005, 05:31 AM
not if he points out spelling mistakes with every fucking post.

duuude. he's lyke, the next Jennie! *gasp*

defy me
08-07-2005, 05:31 AM
true..............

defy me
08-07-2005, 05:32 AM
not if he points out spelling mistakes with every fucking post.

duuude. he's lyke, the next Jennie! *gasp*


Who is Jennie?

Tizzalicious
08-07-2005, 05:33 AM
Jennie is this girl who started giving sex advice and info about sex at any given opportunity.

JoY
08-07-2005, 05:34 AM
Noodles_Is_Gay.

JoY
08-07-2005, 05:34 AM
Jennie is this girl who started giving sex advice and info about sex at any given opportunity.
oh wait, hahahahahaha, I didn't mean her. but yeah, she works too as a comparison.

Tizzalicious
08-07-2005, 05:35 AM
oh wait, hahahahahaha, I didn't mean her. but yeah, she works too as a comparison.

oh,...isn't noodles_is_gay Jenny? (How ironic...talking about spelling of someones name...(or is it someones'?)

JoY
08-07-2005, 05:37 AM
oh yeah.. that could be so. I guess it is.

..this is so confusing. :confused: :o :(

RXP
08-07-2005, 05:40 AM
I already ignore listed that fool

defy me
08-07-2005, 05:42 AM
oh yeah.. that could be so. I guess it is.

..this is so confusing. :confused: :o :(


so is Jennie the person erm, im confused again............... :confused:

MichealCorleone
08-07-2005, 05:44 AM
so is Jennie the person erm, im confused again............... :confused:

*I'm 10 characters

Vera
08-07-2005, 06:31 AM
Suddenly the automated spell-check doesn't seem like such a bad idea.

RXP
08-07-2005, 06:40 AM
Google's new toolbar has a new spell check feature. Even for Firefox. I got that installed and when I post long ass replies in politics or wherever I use it. But not for shitty posts like this.

Vera
08-07-2005, 06:54 AM
The unwritten law of the internet is that whoever corrects someone else's spelling ultimately ends up making a spelling error themselves.

So let's look at this feller.

MichealCorleone

*Michael


I am currently very amused by this.

Sin Studly
08-07-2005, 06:57 AM
Oh, burn!

Justin heart Vera 4 lyfe.

Vera
08-07-2005, 06:59 AM
I love you with mouth.

Tizzalicious
08-07-2005, 06:59 AM
Hahahaha.

That's great.

JoY
08-07-2005, 07:18 AM
Sanni, let's just skip the foreplay & have sex.

<3 *laughs*

Vera
08-07-2005, 07:36 AM
I'll trade foreplay for alcohol.

JoY
08-07-2005, 07:39 AM
deal. name the brand. *is on her way to the liquor-store around the corner*

Vera
08-07-2005, 07:41 AM
*jealous*

I was drinking tea earlier today and wanted Irish Cream of some kind in it. I'm so Tizz.

JoY
08-07-2005, 07:44 AM
don't you have that kind of cheap stuff over there? or at least Baileys?
Baileys is way better anyway.

Sin Studly
08-07-2005, 07:48 AM
Irish cream is an abomination.

Dark rum or scotch are the only acceptable additives to hot drinks.

JoY
08-07-2005, 07:54 AM
dude.. rhum in hot coco... *drools, melts & orgasms*

/boring; once I was stuck in a snowstorm together with a friend. the air was so thick & white, you couldn't even see your hand if you stretched it out in front of you. we accidently went off piste & when we saw nothing familliar, but just rocks & a deep depth in front of us.. we got kind of desperate. we screamed "Hilfe, hilfe!!" until our voices died. then we opened a bottle of hot coco with rhum & almost dozed off, when someone found us curled up against each other. haha, we had ice on every hair, on our cheeks, blue lips, our ski-clothes were frozen.... it was so Titanic, lolz.

either way; you're supposed to drink Baileys straight & then it's absolutely fantastic. I refuse to mix that kind of stuff with anything, but when I tried to whiskey cream straight, it almost made me vomit, so.. no.

Sin Studly
08-07-2005, 07:56 AM
If you must drink that shit, it's okay in cocksucking cowboys. Those things kinda rule.

JoY
08-07-2005, 07:57 AM
..
in what?!

Sin Studly
08-07-2005, 08:01 AM
Shot glass filled 3/4 of the way up with butterscotch schnapps, baileys layered over the top. Drink them in rows.

JoY
08-07-2005, 08:10 AM
ooo, I like the sound of that.

Paint_It_Black
08-07-2005, 08:14 AM
Vera, you're fucking awesome. I think he went and killed himself.

Vera
08-07-2005, 08:32 AM
Or maybe he's American and still asleep.

Paint_It_Black
08-07-2005, 08:34 AM
Oh, you're one of those 'glass is half empty' people. I'm gonna remain optimistic.

Vera
08-07-2005, 08:34 AM
I just noticed he's online. Better watch out with your spelling! ;D

JoY
08-07-2005, 08:35 AM
wat spelin?

0r4ng3
08-07-2005, 08:35 AM
I dnot hav too. Myspeling izs perfcet.

Paint_It_Black
08-07-2005, 08:40 AM
He could become the first person to ever go on my ignore list, since his posts have no value whatsoever.

0r4ng3
08-07-2005, 08:41 AM
He could become the first person to ever go on my ignore list, since his posts have no value whatsoever.
There were spammers a couple of weeks ago. I'm suprised they're not on your ignore list.

MichealCorleone
08-07-2005, 08:42 AM
wat spelin?


I dnot hav too. Myspeling izs perfcet.

* [sentences contain insufficient humor]

Vera
08-07-2005, 08:46 AM
Most gangsters I know can't even read. Some gangster you are, Micheal.

0r4ng3
08-07-2005, 08:48 AM
* [sentences contain insufficient humor]
* Sentences

Paint_It_Black
08-07-2005, 08:48 AM
There were spammers a couple of weeks ago. I'm suprised they're not on your ignore list.

Spammers at least can be somewhat amusing, or interesting. Though usually not in the way they intend.

MichealCorleone
08-07-2005, 08:48 AM
Most gangsters I know can't even read. Some gangster you are, Micheal.

*Michael 10 chars

0r4ng3
08-07-2005, 08:49 AM
*Michael 10 chars
* characters

Paint_It_Black
08-07-2005, 08:50 AM
*Michael 10 chars

That one was just retarded.

JoY
08-07-2005, 08:56 AM
*Michael 10 chars
no dumbfuck, your username is Micheal. deal with your own retardness.

killer_queen
08-07-2005, 08:58 AM
*Michael 10 chars
I laughed for the first time today. Thanks a lot.

MichealCorleone
08-07-2005, 09:03 AM
no dumbfuck, your username is Micheal. deal with your own retardness.

* Michael, [nonexistent word]

JoY
08-07-2005, 09:05 AM
* Michael, [nonexistent word]
your username.. is.. MICHEAL. dumbshit.

oh right, & http://www.google.nl/search?hl=nl&q=retardness+definition&meta=
funny how the English language evolves, isn't it?

MichealCorleone
08-07-2005, 09:07 AM
your username.. is.. MICHEAL. dumbshit.

oh right, & http://www.google.nl/search?hl=nl&q=retardness+definition&meta=
funny how the English language evolves, isn't it?

* Michael 10 characters

defy me
08-07-2005, 09:13 AM
was he given a dictionary for his birthday or something?

Turbonegro
08-07-2005, 09:13 AM
Dude, you're going to get sick of correcting everyone's grammer so fucking fast. Especially considering how many people don't speak english as their first language. And you messed up your username, you retard.

JoY
08-07-2005, 09:14 AM
was he given a dictionary for his birthday or something?
hahahahaha.

I say let's report him for some nice, good banning.

MichealCorleone
08-07-2005, 09:15 AM
Dude, you're going to get sick of correcting everyone's grammer so fucking fast. Especially considering how many people don't speak english as their first language. And you messed up your username, you retard.

* grammar 10 characters

JoY
08-07-2005, 09:16 AM
Dude, you're going to get sick of correcting everyone's grammer so fucking fast. Especially considering how many people don't speak english as their first language. And you messed up your username, you retard.
better yet; he doesn't have the fucking right to correct the spelling of people, who don't speak English as their first language.

come on now, Micheal. type in Dutch, please.

defy me
08-07-2005, 09:16 AM
hahahahaha.

I say let's report him for some nice, good banning.


sounds like fun!

Turbonegro
08-07-2005, 09:19 AM
Originally Posted by MichealCorleone.

* Michael

defy me
08-07-2005, 09:26 AM
Hehehe such a cutie avatar...


mine? thankyou.

Endymion
08-07-2005, 09:27 AM
a) i support his nazi-esque correction of others' spelling.
b) mr. corleone, attacking typos--as you did in the offspring.com section--is a bit overboard.
c) the whole 'micheal' thing has to be fixed. email the admin about it.
d) a gift!
http://www.csulb.edu/~rjames/classic/grammar.jpghttp://www.csulb.edu/~rjames/classic/grammer.jpg

the_GoDdEsS
08-07-2005, 09:31 AM
Yeah, sure. It can be annoying although I agree with Endy's a). But what would you guys report him for? Harrassment? Spamming? It can hardly be classified as that.

defy me
08-07-2005, 09:31 AM
a) i support his nazi-esque correction of others' spelling.
b) mr. corleone, attacking typos--as you did in the offspring.com section--is a bit overboard.
c) the whole 'micheal' thing has to be fixed. email the admin about it.
d) a gift!
http://www.csulb.edu/~rjames/classic/grammar.jpghttp://www.csulb.edu/~rjames/classic/grammer.jpg


you support his 'nazi-esque correction of others' spelling'... what?

Paint_It_Black
08-07-2005, 09:35 AM
Correcting spelling is rarely worthwhile. Generally, the people who couldn't spell it to begin with won't learn anything, and everyone else didn't need to.

Vera
08-07-2005, 09:40 AM
I still think this dude could spend his time doing something useful, contributing opinions of his own with his correct English (at least in terms of spelling).

And he's even correcting honest typos some people have either not noticed or not corrected because in large places, small things happen and all that.

I don't think we should report him until it gets really out of line. There is no forum rule to say "Don't correct other people's spelling errors all the time" but if it is all he ever posts, in my eyes he goes under the same category as the spammers who post the word "poo" over and over again.

Also, HIS NAME HAS A FUCKING SPELLING ERROR. It's fucking funny and it's fucking lame at the same time. And he corrected me when I spelled his name as it is spelled.

I'm very close to creating an account where his name is actually spelt correctly.

JoY
08-07-2005, 09:42 AM
Correcting spelling is rarely worthwhile. Generally, the people who couldn't spell it to begin with won't learn anything, and everyone else didn't need to.
I agree.

Simma, seriously; his posts don't have any value at all. he makes no single point worth reading & all he's been doing so far is either correcting the spelling of hopeless people, foreigners, or silly typos or spelling mistakes people wouldn't normally make. it's really fucking useless, uncalled for & pretty annoying. I agree that people should put a little effort in spelling correctly, but this is really going overboard. I wouldn't report him, but dude.. this is senseless.

Endymion
08-07-2005, 09:42 AM
Can't you just ban or report him for ineptness & tactlessness?
if that were against the rules think about how many fewer posters there would be.

Paint_It_Black
08-07-2005, 09:43 AM
Bella is agreeing with me a lot today. I could get used to this.

JoY
08-07-2005, 09:44 AM
I still think this dude could spend his time doing something useful, contributing opinions of his own with his correct English (at least in terms of spelling).

And he's even correcting honest typos some people have either not noticed or not corrected because in large places, small things happen and all that.

I don't think we should report him until it gets really out of line. There is no forum rule to say "Don't correct other people's spelling errors all the time" but if it is all he ever posts, in my eyes he goes under the same category as the spammers who post the word "poo" over and over again.

Also, HIS NAME HAS A FUCKING SPELLING ERROR. It's fucking funny and it's fucking lame at the same time. And he corrected me when I spelled his name as it is spelled.

I'm very close to creating an account where his name is actually spelt correctly.
I was thinking to do the same. & then follow him around, constantly correcting his username every time he posts. but unfortunately, I have better thing to do. still... *giggles*

oh right, & I fully agree. obviously.

Vera
08-07-2005, 09:48 AM
I'm guessing he's some anal-retentive member's second account. Otherwise I would think he'd be smart enough to realize that what he's doing isn't helping anyone (the users who he corrects more than once will eventually just put him on their ignore lists) and what he *should* be doing would be posting something worthwhile.

Would be awesome to have an intelligent newbie who could spell on these boards. But no, with our luck we end up with Spelling Bot 3000.

JoY
08-07-2005, 09:49 AM
*cracks up*

0r4ng3
08-07-2005, 09:50 AM
I'm guessing he's some anal-retentive member's second account.
Could also be Sin Studly getting a good laugh again.

Edit: I take that back, it's probably not him, they were both online at the same time earlier.

Edit2: Also, it's a stupid theory.

MichealCorleone
08-07-2005, 09:51 AM
I was thinking to do the same. & then follow him around, constantly correcting his username every time he posts. but unfortunately, I have better thing to do. still... *giggles*

oh right, & I fully agree. obviously.

* things 10 characters

Paint_It_Black
08-07-2005, 09:51 AM
Of course he's an alt account. No one joins a forum just to do this unless they already have a connection to that forum.

JoY
08-07-2005, 09:51 AM
Could also be Sin Studly getting a good laugh again.
no. just.. no.

Tizzalicious
08-07-2005, 09:52 AM
* characters

Haha, I liked that one.

the_GoDdEsS
08-07-2005, 09:52 AM
I agree.

Simma, seriously; his posts don't have any value at all. he makes no single point worth reading & all he's been doing so far is either correcting the spelling of hopeless people, foreigners, or silly typos or spelling mistakes people wouldn't normally make. it's really fucking useless, uncalled for & pretty annoying. I agree that people should put a little effort in spelling correctly, but this is really going overboard. I wouldn't report him, but dude.. this is senseless.

I know! But just like Vera pointed out there is no official rule for this.

defy me
08-07-2005, 09:52 AM
a guy in my year was like this once, our teacher took him to the school shrink.

Paint_It_Black
08-07-2005, 09:53 AM
Could also be Sin Studly getting a good laugh again.

Edit: I take that back, it's probably not him, they were both online at the same time earlier.

Not his style.

Being online at the same time actually makes it more likely. But it's still not his style.

JoY
08-07-2005, 09:54 AM
I know! But just like Vera pointed out there is no pfficial rule for this.
I knowz! but as Sanni also pointed out; if this is all he's going to post, then it IS pretty much spam.

Tizzalicious
08-07-2005, 09:54 AM
either way; you're supposed to drink Baileys straight & then it's absolutely fantastic. I refuse to mix that kind of stuff with anything, but when I tried to whiskey cream straight, it almost made me vomit, so.. no.

Dude, have you even tried it with tea? It's SO good!

Talking about that, I wish this guy would have been online when I drank all of that shit and posted all the crap, he would have had a serious hard time keeping up with all of my mistakes and making out what I wanted to say.

Vera
08-07-2005, 09:54 AM
Could also be Sin Studly getting a good laugh again.

Edit: I take that back, it's probably not him, they were both online at the same time earlier.
Well, technically it's still possible - one can be on one account on IE and have a Firefox window open with another account.

I still doubt it. Justin has more creative ways of being funny and annoying at the same time.

MichealCorleone
08-07-2005, 09:55 AM
Dude, have you even tried it with tea? It's SO good!

Talking about that, I wish this guy would have been online when I drank all of that shit and posted all the crap, he would have had a serious hard time keeping up with all of my mistakes and making out what I wanted to say.

* seriously

Vera
08-07-2005, 09:57 AM
Talking about that, I wish this guy would have been online when I drank all of that shit and posted all the crap, he would have had a serious hard time keeping up with all of my mistakes and making out what I wanted to say.
It would've been so funny! I want to make some really complicated sentence and have him make a mistake while correcting it.

Unfortunately my English skills fail me at this.

defy me
08-07-2005, 09:57 AM
ahhh,

anyway i think if we are talking about him all the time, his ego will start to grow...

The Darkside Has Cookies
08-07-2005, 09:58 AM
I wanna see if Mr.Corleone understands Mafiso:


Yo Corleone,you fuck wit me I fuck wit ya face I rearrange ya fuckin alphabet if you fuck wit me!

JoY
08-07-2005, 09:59 AM
Dude, have you even tried it with tea? It's SO good!

Talking about that, I wish this guy would have been online when I drank all of that shit and posted all the crap, he would have had a serious hard time keeping up with all of my mistakes and making out what I wanted to say.
I have, but it tastes like.. wah, it's heavy & fatty. it really makes my stomach twist & turn. at first I liked the taste, but the effect it had, just the nausea.. *shudders* like I was drinking coffee-milk.

if two people kiss at our studentclub, they have to drink a cup of coffee-milk straight & fast. & as most people are drunk doing such a thing (especially knowing they'd have to drink coffee-milk for it, they must be really drunk to kiss in the first place), they always end up vomiting. I once had to drink a cup, but luckily the guy drank it for me. & then vomited. THAT is what it reminds me of.

& Tizz, that would've been GREAT comedy. I mean, most sentences you made even YOU didn't understand after being sobered up.

defy me
08-07-2005, 10:01 AM
woohoo go TDHC

MichealCorleone
08-07-2005, 10:10 AM
I wanna see if Mr.Corleone understands Mafiso:

* Mafioso10 characters

ruroken
08-07-2005, 10:13 AM
I hope the annoying fuck dies a horrible death.

HeadAroundU
08-07-2005, 10:16 AM
I hope the annoying fuck dies a horrible death.
He is not annoying...

Paint_It_Black
08-07-2005, 10:16 AM
I hope the annoying fuck dies a horrible death.

Take deep breaths. Relax. Let the anger just drift away...do not kill your family, do not take a gun to school...just relax.

JoY
08-07-2005, 10:18 AM
He is not annoying...
YOU on the other hand...

JoY
08-07-2005, 10:18 AM
Take deep breaths. Relax. Let the anger just drift away...do not kill your family, do not take a gun to school...just relax.
hahahaha. broke the ice in hundreds of little pieces. *thumbs up*

The Darkside Has Cookies
08-07-2005, 10:19 AM
Do what I do get a pic of the persons face,put it on a punching bag,and beat the shit out of it.

defy me
08-07-2005, 10:22 AM
Do what I do get a pic of the persons face,put it on a punching bag,and beat the shit out of it.


i feel like doing that

Paint_It_Black
08-07-2005, 10:24 AM
Are you sure you're french? That sounded somewhat violent.

Tizzalicious
08-07-2005, 10:25 AM
It would've been so funny! I want to make some really complicated sentence and have him make a mistake while correcting it.

Unfortunately my English skills fail me at this.

Just have some baileys with tea? ;)

JoY
08-07-2005, 10:25 AM
Hahaha not what I do but close. I cellotape them ugly mugs on the bull's eye & fling darts at it.
that's childish, but fun.

Tizzalicious
08-07-2005, 10:26 AM
I have, but it tastes like.. wah, it's heavy & fatty. it really makes my stomach twist & turn. at first I liked the taste, but the effect it had, just the nausea.. *shudders* like I was drinking coffee-milk.

if two people kiss at our studentclub, they have to drink a cup of coffee-milk straight & fast. & as most people are drunk doing such a thing (especially knowing they'd have to drink coffee-milk for it, they must be really drunk to kiss in the first place), they always end up vomiting. I once had to drink a cup, but luckily the guy drank it for me. & then vomited. THAT is what it reminds me of.

& Tizz, that would've been GREAT comedy. I mean, most sentences you made even YOU didn't understand after being sobered up.

Eew. That does sound disgusting. I usually had a lot of tea, and not as much of the cream stuff though.

Yummie.

defy me
08-07-2005, 10:31 AM
That's what I do when I gotta let some steam off, very relaxing... punching bags hurt my clenched fists even when gloved & I play the piano so I prefer to keep a safe distance...

Hey Richard, don't give in to the clichés. We French ain't pussies, you know that.

people say that Russian people are violent but im quite kind and unviloent- its the old clichés! lol

Paint_It_Black
08-07-2005, 10:33 AM
We French ain't pussies, you know that.

So anti-violence = pussy? Now you sound american.

The Darkside Has Cookies
08-07-2005, 10:35 AM
I think Im the only violent Asian.

MichealCorleone
08-07-2005, 10:36 AM
people say that Russian people are violent but im quite kind and unviloent- its the old clichés! lol

* I'm, non-violent, it's

MichaelCorleone
08-07-2005, 10:37 AM
So anti-violence = pussy? Now you sound american.

*American 10 characters

MichealCorleone
08-07-2005, 10:37 AM
I think Im the only violent Asian.

* I'm 10 characters

defy me
08-07-2005, 10:38 AM
* I'm, non-violent, it's

if you're not careful i will through a heavy dictonary at you!

The Darkside Has Cookies
08-07-2005, 10:38 AM
Michael,shut up you flying bag of shit.

ruroken
08-07-2005, 10:39 AM
"Are you sure you're french? That sounded somewhat violent."

That was great.

MichealCorleone
08-07-2005, 10:39 AM
if you're not careful i will through a heavy dictonary at you!

* throw, dictionary

JoY
08-07-2005, 10:39 AM
if you're not careful i will through a heavy dictonary at you!
*raises eyebrow*

well, I might as well correct you, before he does.
I, throw & dictionary.

hey, I wonder if that might work. just correct everything everyone says, before he gets a chance.

Edit; drat. too late.

0r4ng3
08-07-2005, 10:39 AM
I think Im the only violent Asian.
I'm violent too, except I'm only half Asian.

ruroken
08-07-2005, 10:40 AM
Shut your goddam fuckdamn face, prick.

Tizzalicious
08-07-2005, 10:40 AM
*raises eyebrow*

well, I might as well correct you, before he does.
I, throw & dictionary.

hey, I wonder if that might work. just correct everything everyone says, before he gets a chance.

Except you were too late.

Oh noez :(

Tizzalicious
08-07-2005, 10:40 AM
The fucker better not correct "oh noez" by the way.

MichealCorleone
08-07-2005, 10:41 AM
Shut your goddam fuckdamn face, prick.

* Goddamn 10 characters

JoY
08-07-2005, 10:41 AM
Except you were too late.

Oh noez :(
I know! lyke, soo0oo00 fruztratin, u no.

JoY
08-07-2005, 10:42 AM
hahahha you were BEATEN at your speedy hasty correcting! *slaps thigh in merriment*
:(
now Bella be saddies.

*t3h sadz*

Tizzalicious
08-07-2005, 10:43 AM
:(
now Bella be saddies.

*t3h sadz*

*is, sad, sad, the

Paint_It_Black
08-07-2005, 10:43 AM
"Are you sure you're french? That sounded somewhat violent."

That was great.

My ass is all tingly. That's the closest it's ever come to being kissed on this bbs.

ruroken
08-07-2005, 10:44 AM
* Goddamn 10 characters
Guess what, shitstick? It's spelled 'GODDAM' in Catcher In The Rye, so go fuck yourself.

defy me
08-07-2005, 10:44 AM
* I'm 10 characters


You know, after your whole popularity off correcting people’s mistakes you will get annoying, oh, and it’s already started.

JoY
08-07-2005, 10:44 AM
*is, sad, the
you forgot the "ten characters", chikitita.

MichealCorleone
08-07-2005, 10:45 AM
You know, after your whole popularity off correcting people’s mistakes you will get annoying, oh, and it’s already started.

* from 10 characters

The Darkside Has Cookies
08-07-2005, 10:47 AM
This is getting quite stupid Michael let me give you a hard ones to correct:


Oi shite ie Dunt thoink wei con geut thurr frum here!


M3 Y0U AND THAT CH1CK OVER TH3R3.


Mushi mushi,kwon nak joi foy jon bo.

Tizzalicious
08-07-2005, 10:47 AM
you forgot the "ten characters", chikitita.



But there were more than 10, because your post was full of mistakes!

JoY
08-07-2005, 10:48 AM
oh noez!! I sux0rz. *bows head in shame*

Tizzalicious
08-07-2005, 10:49 AM
oh noez!! I sux0rz. *bows head in shame*

Aww. Don't worry. I made some really stupid ones though. And when he pointed them out, I was all: Ack! =/

Paint_It_Black
08-07-2005, 11:00 AM
The douchebag is now doing it under two accounts, unless someone else signed up with the same name (spelled correctly) and continued his noble work. I thought he had just decided to switch but he's still posting under the original account.

Conspiracy of One
08-07-2005, 11:02 AM
thats such chicken shit what he's doing. See! What the fuck im actually spelling thing's correctly now! Dammit I Hate Him!

MichealCorleone
08-07-2005, 11:03 AM
thats such chicken shit what he's doing. See! What the fuck im actually spelling thing's correctly now! Dammit I Hate Him!

* that's, I'm, things, damnit

ruroken
08-07-2005, 11:04 AM
Your grammar's (thanks Micheal, seriously) still shit, though...

Conspiracy of One
08-07-2005, 11:04 AM
* that's, I'm, things, damnit

So what are you some kind of Humanoid SpellCheck?

Conspiracy of One
08-07-2005, 11:08 AM
Lobotomised & brainwashed at a very early age, raised in an unnaturally cleansed environment, behold the First Human Spellcheck.

I don't Like him.......He pisses me off. Too Much.

The Darkside Has Cookies
08-07-2005, 11:09 AM
Michael is a robot I think.

Paint_It_Black
08-07-2005, 11:09 AM
CO1 keep posting, you'll make his brain explode!

Conspiracy of One
08-07-2005, 11:11 AM
O shiznit nigga diz is gon be fuck'n fun! Worddd (let the games begin fucktard cornleone)

arak0r
08-07-2005, 11:15 AM
i like this guy. as for the spelling of his name, yes it should be michael, but there are micheals in the world :p

http://www.osiadhail.com/

Paint_It_Black
08-07-2005, 11:17 AM
i like this guy. as for the spelling of his name, yes it should be michael, but there are micheals in the world :p

http://www.osiadhail.com/

I briefly wondered if it was you.

The Darkside Has Cookies
08-07-2005, 11:20 AM
Misspellings!!!!!!

Robt
Candi
Flowerz
Pantz
honds
dood
feight
lonch

arak0r
08-07-2005, 11:26 AM
I briefly wondered if it was you.

no im not arrogant enough to go around correcting everyone :rolleyes:

that and i would have spelled the name correctly.

im not located in miami either (i hate miami, especially the dolphins)

MichealCorleone
08-07-2005, 11:28 AM
no im not arrogant enough to go around correcting everyone :rolleyes:

that and i would have spelled the name correctly.

im not located in miami either (i hate miami, especially the dolphins)

* I'm 10 characters

0r4ng3
08-07-2005, 11:28 AM
no im not arrogant enough to go around correcting everyone :rolleyes:

that and i would have spelled the name correctly.

im not located in miami either (i hate miami, especially the dolphins)
Also, you don't capitalize for shit.

JoY
08-07-2005, 11:29 AM
no im not arrogant enough to go around correcting everyone :rolleyes:

that and i would have spelled the name correctly.

im not located in miami either (i hate miami, especially the dolphins)
but, but.. dolphins are CUTE.

oh, you weren't talking about those kind of dolphins, were you?

Conspiracy of One
08-07-2005, 11:29 AM
Dis shit iz wakk yo! What da fuk is he correctin ourz spellin fo? It's stupid :D

Paint_It_Black
08-07-2005, 11:29 AM
What happened to you being an arrogant asshole? :P

Hey, I'm gonna send you a PM.

defy me
08-07-2005, 11:30 AM
I wonder if I started speaking in Russian and spelt words wrong, would he change them??

JoY
08-07-2005, 11:30 AM
ik denk het nied.

defy me
08-07-2005, 11:34 AM
No. I wonder if he's gonna rate us, too. Grade us, you know with starred A, trollish, etc... :D


haha that would be funny.... :D

MichealCorleone
08-07-2005, 11:35 AM
No. I wonder if he's gonna rate us, too. Grade us, you know with starred A, trollish, etc... :D

You'd get a starred A for English and for beauty.

JoY
08-07-2005, 11:36 AM
that was actually pretty sweet.

Socially Rejected
08-07-2005, 11:37 AM
how d' u put people on your ignore list ?

Conspiracy of One
08-07-2005, 11:37 AM
You'd get a starred A for English and for beauty.

what about me?! Ive been Relatively nice about all this....and i said please :D

Tizzalicious
08-07-2005, 11:37 AM
how d' u bloc ppl on ere ?

Go to their profile, and click "add to ignore list".

JoY
08-07-2005, 11:38 AM
Go to their profile, and click "add to ignore list".
& click "Submit". :p

MichealCorleone
08-07-2005, 11:44 AM
Ooooh... I'm... I don't know what to say. *maiden blush suffuses her cheeks* One of the sweetest things I've ever been told.

You really would flirt with the lowest retarded piece of trash willing to pay you the slightest bit of attention, wouldn't you? You make me sick.

Conspiracy of One
08-07-2005, 11:45 AM
You really would flirt with the lowest retarded piece of trash willing to pay you the slightest bit of attention, wouldn't you? You make me sick.

Dude shut the fuck up.....burn in hell.....with your other spell check friends.....Maria is t3h koolest

MichealCorleone
08-07-2005, 11:48 AM
Flirt? No. Thank you? Yes.

* Slobber all over your cock like a depraved atteniton-craving whore

defy me
08-07-2005, 11:48 AM
hmmm i really hate you (Micheal) now....

Conspiracy of One
08-07-2005, 11:49 AM
* Slobber all over your cock like a depraved atteniton-craving whore

You were fine when you were a spell checking freak.....now you're a Fucking asswipe spell checking freak.......go back to the just spell checking you :rolleyes:

MichaelCorleone
08-07-2005, 11:50 AM
* Slobber all over your cock like a depraved atteniton-craving whore

*attention-craving

arak0r
08-07-2005, 11:50 AM
Also, you don't capitalize for shit.
why the hell would i? in a conversation, in life, do you speak 100% perfect english, and make sure you capitalize all your words? nope. i just type with ease and comfort -_- like i would when i speak. however, i DO spell things right, even if the punctuation isnt correct all the time :O


but, but.. dolphins are CUTE.

oh, you weren't talking about those kind of dolphins, were you?
of course i wasnt, i was referring to the miami dolphins, american football team :p


What happened to you being an arrogant asshole? :P

Hey, I'm gonna send you a PM.
im an extremely arrogant asshole, when i get into an argument, even more so if its with someone i dont like ;)


You really would flirt with the lowest retarded piece of trash willing to pay you the slightest bit of attention, wouldn't you? You make me sick.

that is pure GOLD. GOLD!

closest thing to gold in that color chart. at least on my screen

defy me
08-07-2005, 11:52 AM
ha! thats rich!!!! Please burn in hell with your dictionaries before i shoved it down your jugular!

MichealCorleone
08-07-2005, 11:53 AM
ha! thats rich!!!! Please burn in hell with your dictionaries before i shoved it down your jugular!

*that's, shove

defy me
08-07-2005, 11:55 AM
Really makes my motor go...


haha! I forgot that song....

Paint_It_Black
08-07-2005, 12:11 PM
I just figured out who he is. Fuck.

Conspiracy of One
08-07-2005, 12:13 PM
I just figured out who he is. Fuck.

who the hell is he?! TTIG?

arak0r
08-07-2005, 12:13 PM
I just figured out who he is. Fuck.

who what


damn lengthen message bs

0r4ng3
08-07-2005, 12:16 PM
That's 100% sin studlyish to me.
That's what I thought, but everyone disagreed.

defy me
08-07-2005, 12:19 PM
so its sin studly?

0r4ng3
08-07-2005, 12:20 PM
so its sin studly?
We're still not sure, and Paint_it_Black might be wrong.

Conspiracy of One
08-07-2005, 12:21 PM
honestly, who cares, they're both tards...

I thought you liked them though?

JoY
08-07-2005, 12:42 PM
a little something for our Micheal:

http://img323.imageshack.us/img323/6276/isthatsupposedtoimpress5hq.jpg

Endymion
08-07-2005, 12:48 PM
you look very pretty in that photo, joy.

JoY
08-07-2005, 12:54 PM
Endy!! that wasn't the point! I'm supposed to look retarded.

but.. *blushes* thanks. *runs off*

Maria, what the hell?? well, if you'll animate it....

arak0r
08-07-2005, 12:56 PM
why on earth would anyone want a spouting dildo as their av?

Endymion
08-07-2005, 12:58 PM
Yeah & I wonder... in her av... couldn't she add some visual effect... like a geyzer sprouting from the dild...
that's chocolate, actually. they have very liberal candy molds

Tizzalicious
08-07-2005, 01:00 PM
:eek: You take me back... that's a free country over there then...

It came from Belgium actually!

But of course we have them here too.

Endymion
08-07-2005, 01:05 PM
personally i think i'd be too uncomfortable to eat a chocolate penis.

Tizzalicious
08-07-2005, 01:06 PM
personally i think i'd be too uncomfortable to eat a chocolate penis.

They are delicious!

evenbetterthanrealones.

Endymion
08-07-2005, 01:07 PM
They are delicious!

evenbetterthanrealones.

...i wouldn't know...

Tizzalicious
08-07-2005, 01:07 PM
...i wouldn't know...

You can always try!

Linda
08-07-2005, 01:10 PM
They are delicious!

evenbetterthanrealones.

I would think they'd be a lot sweeter!

killer_queen
08-07-2005, 01:13 PM
You can always try!
But I can't. How nice...

Tizzalicious
08-07-2005, 01:15 PM
I would think they'd be a lot sweeter!

They are!

I guess they are more than 7 calories too.

Linda
08-07-2005, 01:15 PM
They are!

I guess they are more than 7 calories too.

That made me laugh!

Tizzalicious
08-07-2005, 01:17 PM
But I can't. How nice...

Why not?

10 characters

killer_queen
08-07-2005, 01:19 PM
Why not?

10 characters
This place is a little conservative.

Vera
08-07-2005, 01:48 PM
The joke's gone old. :/

Maria-bashing is so May. Anyone with a brain knows she's batshit by now and deserves more pity than hatred.

Conspiracy of One
08-07-2005, 01:51 PM
The joke's gone old. :/

Maria-bashing is so May. Anyone with a brain knows she's batshit by now and deserves more pity than hatred.

exactly what i wa thinking :D

Linda
08-07-2005, 02:12 PM
Word......

RXP
08-07-2005, 02:34 PM
Maria-bashing is so May. Anyone with a brain knows she's batshit by now and deserves more pity than hatred.

Dude that's harsh.

JoY
08-07-2005, 03:03 PM
They are delicious!

evenbetterthanrealones.
you! take that back!!

well alright, they do taste lovelily sweet. *licks lips*


...who's bashing Maria?

Conspiracy of One
08-07-2005, 03:25 PM
you! take that back!!

well alright, they do taste lovelily sweet. *licks lips*


...who's bashing Maria?

me and sanni where

Sin Studly
08-07-2005, 10:42 PM
You really would flirt with the lowest retarded piece of trash willing to pay you the slightest bit of attention, wouldn't you? You make me sick.

GAGAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHANSANSHAHAHHASDHBAHASHHAHAHAH AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAOMFGOMFGOMFG!

Greatest post ever made! EVER!

Sin Studly
08-07-2005, 10:48 PM
so its sin studly?

Of course it's Sin Studly. Ever since I tricked everyone with the Steven Shaw thing, every troll account is Sin Studly. Duh.

I think I know who it is, I'm just waiting for them to get on MSN so I can ask them. Because I think they seriously fucking rule now.

Tizzalicious
08-08-2005, 01:28 AM
you! take that back!!

well alright, they do taste lovelily sweet. *licks lips*


...who's bashing Maria?


I was talking about taste, not about what I'd rather have. We all know I don't eat chocolate.

Vera
08-08-2005, 04:30 AM
Dude that's harsh.
Maybe batshit was a bit of an exaggeration but she is a bit ...mentally unstable judging from some of the things I've heard about her.

I wasn't bashing her, Co1 (and why are you calling me by my real name?), I've stopped giving a shit about what she posts and don't really find there to be a good reason to bash her - as Micheal (omgz I liek msispeidle ur neim!11) did.

MichealCorleone
08-08-2005, 04:36 AM
Maybe batshit was a bit of an exaggeration but she is a bit ...mentally unstable judging from some of the things I've heard about her.

I wasn't bashing her, Co1 (and why are you calling me by my real name?), I've stopped giving a shit about what she posts and don't really find there to be a good reason to bash her - as Micheal (omgz I liek msispeidle ur neim!11) did.

* Michael 10 characters

Vera
08-08-2005, 04:38 AM
You're just too hot for me, aren't you?

Autonomist
08-09-2005, 06:42 AM
I got here late.

Do we know who it is yet?

defy me
08-09-2005, 07:20 AM
Sin Studly, i think....

Sin Studly
08-09-2005, 08:20 AM
Who else could it be?

Use your fucking imaginations for once, you stupid morons.

ruroken
08-09-2005, 11:36 AM
Occupation: Gangster

Hheheh...

JoY
08-09-2005, 12:50 PM
let's just agree on the fact that Justin doesn't really need another account to troll.

he wouldn't hide behind another screenname, he wouldn't have made a freaking typo in his screenname & he wouldn't take the time, or the effort to correct everyone. he *would* insult Maria, but he does that all the time with his regular account, too.

ruroken
08-09-2005, 04:56 PM
Two stupid guesses:
wheelchairman
Or that guy named Steve that everyone seems to like but left immediately after coming back on.

Sin Studly
08-13-2005, 09:14 AM
I think it's ruroken.

Mota Boy
08-13-2005, 10:49 AM
Has anyone pointed out yet that there are two accounts now? The gimmick account spawned its own gimmick account - "MichaelCorleone". In other news, I consider this to be spam and will be deleting it as such (from my insignificant forum, anyway). Objections?

sKratch
08-13-2005, 10:56 AM
I don't know if it's a trend that has been going on for longer, but some of the corrections he made have been golden.




You are saying that a specifik race can be superior to others physically,
now can I say that a specifik race can be inferior to others physically,
and a specifik race can be inferior to others intellectually...
can I say that duskygrin?
* specific, specific, the Greeks

In another instance, I suggested that someone from Virginia is more likely from Vagina because he was being a pussy, so then our phantom corrector quoted the user's location and said "*Vagina".

0r4ng3
08-13-2005, 11:00 AM
* it's 10 charsNo, i think it's "its".

Sin Studly
08-13-2005, 11:00 AM
Has anyone pointed out yet that there are two accounts now? The gimmick account spawned its own gimmick account - "MichaelCorleone". In other news, I consider this to be spam and will be deleting it as such (from my insignificant forum, anyway). Objections?

Three, there's MichaelCorloene too.

Tizzalicious
08-13-2005, 11:01 AM
No, i think it's "its".

That's right.

Sin Studly
08-13-2005, 11:04 AM
Nah, its is possessive, it's is a contraction.

sKratch
08-13-2005, 11:17 AM
Correct. Grammowned.

Sin Studly
08-13-2005, 11:19 AM
I guess we can cross TTiG off the list of suspects now.

Sin Studly
08-13-2005, 11:29 PM
Nah, you were illiterate long before Micheal arrived on the scene.