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Duracell
08-08-2005, 11:52 AM
What does cum taste like?

notoriousdoc
08-08-2005, 11:54 AM
Ask your dad

rodney mullen
08-08-2005, 11:55 AM
so why dont you taste some?

Duracell
08-08-2005, 11:58 AM
Ask your dad

Why don't I just ask you.

JohnnyNemesis
08-08-2005, 11:58 AM
Duracell...

Shut up.

MichealCorleone
08-08-2005, 12:01 PM
I always wanted to know what it tastes like to.

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Duracell
08-08-2005, 12:01 PM
Duracell...

Shut up.

Yes sir.

I guess I'll just have to taste some of my own to find out.

Sin Studly
08-08-2005, 12:04 PM
It depends. Healthy come tastes alright. Come after a whack of meth tastes like meth. Come after too much alcohol tastes almost as bad.

MichealCorleone
08-08-2005, 12:09 PM
your dad will no better

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Duracell
08-08-2005, 12:10 PM
It depends. Healthy come tastes alright. Come after a whack of meth tastes like meth. Come after too much alcohol tastes almost as bad.

Thanks. You've got more knowledge then anybody else on these forums. We are not worthy of having someone like you around.

MichealCorleone
08-08-2005, 12:12 PM
Thanks. You've got more knowledge then anybody else on these forums. We are not worthy of having someone like you around.

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notoriousdoc
08-08-2005, 12:16 PM
Why don't I just ask you.
Your dad knows better, he drinks it like water

arak0r
08-08-2005, 12:24 PM
WOW! that was BRILLIANT.
also the orange in your sig, you realize they are two different shades.

notoriousdoc
08-08-2005, 12:25 PM
WOW! that was BRILLIANT.
also the orange in your sig, you realize they are two different shades.
Yes .

Paint_It_Black
08-08-2005, 12:34 PM
It depends. Healthy come tastes alright. Come after a whack of meth tastes like meth. Come after too much alcohol tastes almost as bad.

Not a question I expected male expertise on.

notoriousdoc
08-08-2005, 12:42 PM
Not a question I expected male expertise on.
Expect the unexpected

And thanks Mari :D

JohnnyNemesis
08-08-2005, 12:44 PM
Actually, Paint_It_Black, I think most guys know or should know a little about this subject...it does involve knowing something about your own body, after all. I could've answered the question based on the tons of shit I read in Men's Health magazine alone.

Paint_It_Black
08-08-2005, 12:45 PM
Expect the unexpected

And thanks Mari :D

That is one of the dumbest sayings ever.

Paint_It_Black
08-08-2005, 12:48 PM
Actually, Paint_It_Black, I think most guys know or should know a little about this subject...it does involve knowing something about your own body, after all. I could've answered the question based on the tons of shit I read in Men's Health magazine alone.

A little, sure. I was just surprised by the amount of knowledge. All I know is that smoking apparently makes it taste bad and pineapple juice possibly improves it. And I only know that because a girl told me.

Tizzalicious
08-08-2005, 12:49 PM
If I were a guy, I would have tasted.

Paint_It_Black
08-08-2005, 12:53 PM
I'm gonna dye my sig orange for you. :)

I differ with Richard's views: dying for one's patry can be sweet. The Greeks struggling against the Turkish yoke, Byron helping them & meeting his fate in 1824(?), ... innumerable instances to prove it is not a lie.

Totally off topic, but in a thread like this who cares. Yes, in certain specific cases I could see it as a good thing. The point is that we should not be indoctrinated to believe it. And Owen knew what he was talking about far better than you or I. For him it was not a purely academic philosophical discussion, so I'll take his word for it.

Sin Studly
08-08-2005, 01:00 PM
i'm too stoned to keep up with the forum today

bye bye, fags

SkyRocker
08-08-2005, 01:06 PM
If I were a guy, I would have tasted.
But you're not ! Unless you've tasted yours.
I think I'll never do do that, i don't know someone who did that.
I heard on the radio some people do that often.

Paint_It_Black
08-08-2005, 01:07 PM
Owen may have been somewhat pusillanimous...


I really don't see how you can think that.

Wilfred Edward Salter Owen was born on March 18, 1893. He was on the Continent teaching until he visited a hospital for the wounded and then decided, in September, 1915, to return to England and enlist. "I came out in order to help these boys-- directly by leading them as well as an officer can; indirectly, by watching their sufferings that I may speak of them as well as a pleader can. I have done the first" (October, 1918).

Owen was injured in March 1917 and sent home; he was fit for duty in August, 1918, and returned to the front. November 4, just seven days before the Armistice, he was caught in a German machine gun attack and killed. He was twenty-five when he died.

The bells were ringing on November 11, 1918, in Shrewsbury to celebrate the Armistice when the doorbell rang at his parent's home, bringing them the telegram telling them their son was dead.

If you call this man cowardly then you're a complete fool.

Tizzalicious
08-08-2005, 01:10 PM
But you're not ! Unless you've tasted yours.
I think I'll never do do that, i don't know someone who did that.
I heard on the radio some people do that often.

I know guys who did.

I don't understand why it'd be disgusting. Girls taste it, why wouldn't you taste it yourself?

Paint_It_Black
08-08-2005, 01:11 PM
No, I was referring to the man that wrote the poem in my signature. Since we were discussing that.

SkyRocker
08-08-2005, 01:21 PM
I know guys who did.

I don't understand why it'd be disgusting. Girls taste it, why wouldn't you taste it yourself?
I cannot explain you how i consider it disgusting, i never wanted my gf to taste it too.
Depends on sense, I just can't taste it !

Tizzalicious
08-08-2005, 01:22 PM
I cannot explain you how i consider it disgusting, i never wanted my gf to taste it too.
Depends on sense, I just can't taste it !

Okay, if you think it's disgusting for a girl to have to taste it, it's different. But a lot of guys think that is completely normal, but tasting it themselves would be disgusting. And that I don't get.

JoY
08-08-2005, 01:23 PM
If I were a guy, I would have tasted.
& that's -exactly- why God made you a girl.

praise the Lord.

JoY
08-08-2005, 01:23 PM
oh &.. cum tastes like chocolate. *smiles*

SkyRocker
08-08-2005, 01:25 PM
Okay, if you think it's disgusting for a girl to have to taste it, it's different. But a lot of guys think that is completely normal, but tasting it themselves would be disgusting. And that I don't get.
That's coz of all these porn movies ( hum, i did not see a lot, eh ), you know, the end of the scene. For me, it's like an humbling.

Tizzalicious
08-08-2005, 01:27 PM
& that's -exactly- why God made you a girl.

praise the Lord.

This was a reply that should have been coming (lolz, I said coming) from a guy, not you!

I'm totally promoting cum here by the way. Strange.

JoY
08-08-2005, 01:27 PM
don't lie, there isn't one porn-movie in your pervy videostore you haven't seen.

SkyRocker
08-08-2005, 01:30 PM
don't lie, there isn't one porn-movie in your pervy videostore you haven't seen.
Yep, i'm teh pervert, i'm actually renting a garage to store all of my videos.
Damn, this will finish in a sig...
Oh and : SARCASM

JoY
08-08-2005, 01:31 PM
This was a reply that should have been coming (lolz, I said coming) from a guy, not you!

I'm totally promoting cum here by the way. Strange.
I don't have a problem with cum. & I know my boyfriend MUST taste it every time we kiss after.... yeah. I sucked his dick, lolz. but I don't actually expect him to sit down, jack off & then smearing jizz onto his hand & licking it up. that IS gross.

I'm pro-cum. but you don't see me sticking a finger up my vagina & then sucking it.

JoY
08-08-2005, 01:32 PM
Yep, i'm teh pervert, i'm actually renting a garage to store all of my videos.
Damn, this will finish in a sig...
Oh and : SARCASM
anyone who would put that in their sig really has no reason to live left.

Tizzalicious
08-08-2005, 01:33 PM
I don't have a problem with cum. & I know my boyfriend MUST taste it every time we kiss after.... yeah. I sucked his dick, lolz. but I don't actually expect him to sit down, jack off & then smearing jizz onto his hand & licking it up. that IS gross.

I'm pro-cum. but you don't see me sticking a finger up my vagina & then sucking it.

Haha, I don't expect guys to do that, but I'd at least be curious, and try a tiny little bit once or something!

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-08-2005, 01:36 PM
What does it taste like?

Tizzalicious
08-08-2005, 01:38 PM
Nimrod In Town']What does it taste like?

Depends on the guy. And the circumstances, like what he ate//drank//etc.

It burns in the throat a bit too. Or at least, it does for me.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-08-2005, 01:43 PM
Depends on the guy. And the circumstances, like what he ate//drank//etc.

It burns in the throat a bit too. Or at least, it does for me.

Cool. Thank you.

Paint_It_Black
08-08-2005, 02:33 PM
Okay, if you think it's disgusting for a girl to have to taste it, it's different. But a lot of guys think that is completely normal, but tasting it themselves would be disgusting. And that I don't get.

It's very simple. It's because western society tends to make guys terrified of homosexuality, and so a lot of straight guys won't do anything they feel isn't 100% heterosexual. Since gay guys know what it tastes like, under a certain logic not knowing makes you straight. Tasting it = disgusting because homosexuality = disgusting. That's what's most likely going on, possibly subconciously.

Tizzalicious
08-08-2005, 02:34 PM
It's very simple. It's because western society tends to make guys terrified of homosexuality, and so a lot of straight guys won't do anything they feel isn't 100% heterosexual. Since gay guys know what it tastes like, under a certain logic not knowing makes you straight. Tasting it = disgusting because homosexuality = disgusting. That's what's most likely going on, possibly subconciously.

Makes no sense though, they don't think touching their own dick is gay, do they?

Paint_It_Black
08-08-2005, 02:36 PM
It doesn't have to make sense. Being afraid of homosexuals doesn't make sense. It's just the way things are these days.

Tizzalicious
08-08-2005, 02:38 PM
Hmm. True.

I think a lot of guys who say they haven't tried are just afraid to admit though.

Paint_It_Black
08-08-2005, 02:40 PM
Most likely, yeah. And it's a sad world when people are afraid to admit stuff even with the anonymity of the internet.

Where the hell is RXP? He should be all over this.

Conspiracy of One
08-08-2005, 02:42 PM
Nimrod In Town']What does it taste like?
Ive heard it tastes like oldish water

Tizzalicious
08-08-2005, 02:42 PM
Yes, that is sad.

So, now who of you guys have tasted it? And isn't afraid to admit?

Tizzalicious
08-08-2005, 02:43 PM
Ive heard it tastes like oldish water

Doesn't.

Too short.

Conspiracy of One
08-08-2005, 02:43 PM
Doesn't.

Too short.

well tell me then? what?

Tizzalicious
08-08-2005, 02:45 PM
well tell me then? what?

I replied with the answer earlier. Just read up a bit.

Conspiracy of One
08-08-2005, 02:46 PM
o ok then.....thankyou

Paint_It_Black
08-08-2005, 02:49 PM
Yes, that is sad.

So, now who of you guys have tasted it? And isn't afraid to admit?

What? Fuck, no! I'm not gay!

Yeah, I have. Like Joy said, under certain circumstances it happens. It doesn't bother me.

Conspiracy of One
08-08-2005, 02:50 PM
What? Fuck, no! I'm not gay!

Yeah, I have. Like Joy said, under certain circumstances it happens. It doesn't bother me.

you wouldnt be gay if it was your own? would you? :rolleyes: exactly reanswer your question now

Paint_It_Black
08-08-2005, 02:54 PM
you wouldnt be gay if it was your own? would you? :rolleyes: exactly reanswer your question now

Look, CO1, you are just incapable of understanding some of my posts. Maybe it's the lack of smileys, maybe the lack of "................." I don't know. I have no need to re-answer any question.

Conspiracy of One
08-08-2005, 02:57 PM
How can there be so much gay pride & still closet shyness in the air? :confused:

cuz obviously no gay people are here

Paint_It_Black
08-08-2005, 03:00 PM
That's fairly unlikely, considering how many members we have here. But anyway, let's stop associating this thread with homosexuality.

Conspiracy of One
08-08-2005, 03:01 PM
That's fairly unlikely, considering how many members we have here. But anyway, let's stop associating this thread with homosexuality.

Yes true my retarded friend duracell was asking a question........

Paint_It_Black
08-08-2005, 03:01 PM
Maria, if you have a point to make then make it. You are obviously implying something but sometimes you are just too damn vague.

Jesus
08-08-2005, 03:03 PM
I don't have a problem with cum. & I know my boyfriend MUST taste it every time we kiss after.... yeah. I sucked his dick, lolz. but I don't actually expect him to sit down, jack off & then smearing jizz onto his hand & licking it up. that IS gross.

I'm pro-cum. but you don't see me sticking a finger up my vagina & then sucking it.

I just have to quote this because it's so brilliant.

Socially Rejected
08-08-2005, 03:15 PM
Whats so wrong about a guy giving another guy head ?

as for the question cum taste plain usless the guy hasn't taken a pee in a while so it taste's like piss ... i would also like to point out again i feel drunk

Chris1990
08-08-2005, 03:17 PM
If I were a guy, I would have tasted.

so you aren't a guy!

Socially Rejected
08-08-2005, 03:18 PM
and what's bad about homosexuality ?

Paint_It_Black
08-08-2005, 03:18 PM
Ah, here's my point, but hasn't it been made? The question was meant for ladies, & we got oh so many replies by guys. There's Sin who comes up with scientific experiment, Sin who, as everybody knows, is perfectly "comfortable in [his] bisexuality" (what a laugh). Yes, to my mind, guys who taste semen are a tad on the poofter side. I mean, let's face it; it's not just a question of knowing one's body, for chrissake. It's a question of appreciating man-on-man sex. And you deny this, while the evidence points out at queasy answers on the part of men, & shyness. Come on. This thread was meant for ladies, I've nothing against men replying & saying they have heard by their gf that it tasted so, but when it comes to a gay blowjob...

That is absolutely retarded. All you are doing is promoting homophobia. I've fucked a girl up the ass before, does that make me gay too?

Socially Rejected
08-08-2005, 03:20 PM
That is absolutely retarded. All you are doing is promoting homophobia. I've fucked a girl up the ass before, does that make me gay too?

so have i ... strap on's are great, aren't they :O

Paint_It_Black
08-08-2005, 03:21 PM
so have i ... strap on's are great, aren't they :O

No idea. I've never seen the point to them myself.

Jesus
08-08-2005, 03:21 PM
and what's bad about homosexuality ?
Less customers for Dusky. *sigh*

Paint_It_Black
08-08-2005, 03:23 PM
No, that's sodomy... why are you assuming I'm promoting homophobia? you've asked us to stop associating this thread & homosexuality. I'm sying given the replies, no wonder they're linked. That's all. I'm not being judgmental. Stop jumping down my throat I hate that!

I didn't realise I was jumping down your throat. I'm sure you weren't intending to be homophobic...I can't be bothered to explain, it's not important and I need to sleep. Have to do a 10 hour shift in 4 hours.

TheUnholyNightbringer
08-08-2005, 04:58 PM
It's very simple. It's because western society tends to make guys terrified of homosexuality, and so a lot of straight guys won't do anything they feel isn't 100% heterosexual. Since gay guys know what it tastes like, under a certain logic not knowing makes you straight. Tasting it = disgusting because homosexuality = disgusting. That's what's most likely going on, possibly subconciously.

I've never done it because the idea of a load of sperms on my tongue freaks me out. Seriously. Not because I'm anti-homosexuality, just because.. I dunno.

Sin Studly
08-08-2005, 10:20 PM
Actually, Paint_It_Black, I think most guys know or should know a little about this subject...it does involve knowing something about your own body, after all. I could've answered the question based on the tons of shit I read in Men's Health magazine alone.

I've never tasted me owns, but I understand that it's supposed to be one of those things "all guys do, but lie about".

Sin Studly
08-08-2005, 10:25 PM
Less customers for Dusky. *sigh*

Oh Em Eff Gee. Fucking gold!

Betty
08-08-2005, 11:19 PM
As soon as I read Tizz's "If I were a guy, I'd have tasted it" I couldn't agree more. How could you NOT ever taste it? Jerk off... gets all over your fingers... lick a little... seems like a totally likely scenario.

Anyway, it's OBVIOUS that it's totally about homophobia... and I think that's utterly ridiculous. But what I say obviously won't change things.

Anyway, generally it's alright... sweetish bitter? Sometimes REALLY GROSS though... if you want to know, try some out!

Sunny
08-08-2005, 11:58 PM
I agree with everyone who said... taste your own jizz if you're so curious.

And I agree with Tizz on the slight burning in the throat. hmm.

boysaremean
08-09-2005, 01:43 AM
i've found after the husband has eaten lots of vegetables or fruits (especially pineapples) it's rather sweet and good. the only time i've found it to be strange tasting is when he's been rather dehydrated or something.


i'm not sure about the burning in the throat thing? i didn't see what tizz said, but from sunny's post. uh. what?

Tizzalicious
08-09-2005, 01:45 AM
I said what she said...that it burns a bit...not a whole lot...but a bit. But I guess it doesn't for you?

Dirty Bertie
08-09-2005, 02:09 AM
I said what she said...that it burns a bit...not a whole lot...but a bit. But I guess it doesn't for you?

Does it burn cos you are gagging / choking on it - or - is it only after the guy has spicy food??

Tizzalicious
08-09-2005, 02:12 AM
Does it burn cos you are gagging / choking on it - or - is it only after the guy has spicy food??

No, it's not because of that...and it has nothing to do with spicy food. I don't really know how to explain. You just feel it burn in your throat a bit when you swallow it.

SkyRocker
08-09-2005, 02:14 AM
Hmm, now I won't change my mind, i don't wanna burn my partner...

boysaremean
08-09-2005, 03:11 AM
I said what she said...that it burns a bit...not a whole lot...but a bit. But I guess it doesn't for you?


oh. well, no. it's not like that for me. strange. :confused: guess that's good, though. heh. :o

JoY
08-09-2005, 03:32 AM
what's this about a burning sensation? *raises eyebrow*

it doesn't for me either. not at all, even.

JoY
08-09-2005, 03:32 AM
No, it's not because of that...and it has nothing to do with spicy food. I don't really know how to explain. You just feel it burn in your throat a bit when you swallow it.
maybe that's because it's so thick? I've never had that problem.

Tizzalicious
08-09-2005, 03:34 AM
maybe that's because it's so thick? I've never had that problem.

But other things that are thick don't burn...like...yoghurt...or something...so that doesn't make sense.

Weird how it does for Sunny and me, and not for you and BAM.

Fat Boy Samsam
08-09-2005, 03:36 AM
But other things that are thick don't burn...like...yoghurt...or something...so that doesn't make sense.

Weird how it does for Sunny and me, and not for you and BAM.

Tizz, don't worry. I do not mind if you spit out rather than swallow :D

Tizzalicious
08-09-2005, 03:37 AM
Tizz, don't worry. I do not mind if you spit out rather than swallow :D

1. I'm not gonna suck you.
2. I didn't say I mind the burning sensation

JoY
08-09-2005, 03:38 AM
yoghurt is thick in a whole other way. yoghurt is cold & slides through your throat & the texture is not like that of glue. not that jizz is, but yeah, a little bit. it's sticky, lolz.

& FBS - don't be so retarded. spitting is outright rude. I'd rather swallow than spit.

Tizzalicious
08-09-2005, 03:39 AM
yoghurt is thick in a whole other way. yoghurt is cold & slides through your throat & the texture is not like that of glue. not that jizz is, but yeah, a little bit. it's sticky, lolz.

& FBS - don't be so retarded. spitting is outright rude. I'd rather swallow than spit.

Sticky. Lolz.

Spitting makes no sense. If you have it in your mouth, you might aswell swallow.

JoY
08-09-2005, 03:41 AM
exactly! & when in bed, where would you spit it too? I mean, that's just messy & RUDE. like "oh, let me suck you off, hunny" & then suddenly "ew, what the fuck is THAT?! *spit*"

Fat Boy Samsam
08-09-2005, 03:50 AM
exactly! & when in bed, where would you spit it too? I mean, that's just messy & RUDE. like "oh, let me suck you off, hunny" & then suddenly "ew, what the fuck is THAT?! *spit*"

Good point. However, I'm not sure how I'd feel if straight after, Tizz jumped out of bed screaming

"Aaarrgn, where's the water - my throat is on fire"

Tizzalicious
08-09-2005, 04:12 AM
1. I'm not gonna suck you.
2. I didn't say I mind the burning sensation

I'll just quote myself here.

JoY
08-09-2005, 04:53 AM
I made a strange typo.

oh well, anyway.... FBS, no one here is going to suck your willy.

Sin Studly
08-09-2005, 08:37 AM
As soon as I read Tizz's "If I were a guy, I'd have tasted it" I couldn't agree more. How could you NOT ever taste it? Jerk off... gets all over your fingers... lick a little... seems like a totally likely scenario.

Anyway, it's OBVIOUS that it's totally about homophobia... and I think that's utterly ridiculous. But what I say obviously won't change things.

No it isn't, I've never done it. Am I homophobic?

And spitting is totally stupid, it's rude and you'd taste it more than if you swallowed anyway.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-09-2005, 08:38 AM
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Patton
08-09-2005, 12:00 PM
If you want to know so bad what it tastes like, just taste your own. Don't be such a fucking pussy. It's not like I shoot my load in a dixie cup and chug it down, but I've tasted mine. It was kind of like a spiritual thing, like I was recycling my life essence. I don't believe in God, but I believe in my sperm, and my sperm is sacred. And I can swear to you, my boy, swear to you, that there's nothing wrong with my bodily fluids.

Paint_It_Black
08-09-2005, 06:41 PM
No it isn't, I've never done it. Am I homophobic?

Ok, so it doesn't HAVE to be homophobic. I still think a lot of guys would think it makes them somewhat of a fag.

eye_pennies
08-09-2005, 07:00 PM
I don't get a burning sensation either.
But I do tend to rash if it gets on my skin (by that I mean my neck, chest or stomach rather than say my hands), but then again my skin tends to be needlessly sensitive anyway.

I don't know why boys dont taste if theyre curious, im quite happy to taste myself if need be.

Tizzalicious
08-10-2005, 06:25 AM
I don't get a burning sensation either.
But I do tend to rash if it gets on my skin (by that I mean my neck, chest or stomach rather than say my hands), but then again my skin tends to be needlessly sensitive anyway.



Seriously?

Wow. That...sucks. (Hmmz. Strange choice of words.)

Sin Studly
08-10-2005, 09:06 AM
Ok, so it doesn't HAVE to be homophobic. I still think a lot of guys would think it makes them somewhat of a fag.

So, have you tasted yours, fag?

eye_pennies
08-10-2005, 09:28 AM
Seriously?

Wow. That...sucks. (Hmmz. Strange choice of words.)

Mmmhmm, it is a bit annoying.

Tizzalicious
08-10-2005, 09:29 AM
Mmmhmm, it is a bit annoying.

I guess it'd be worse if you had it everywhere, on your hands too. And...well. Everywhere.

eye_pennies
08-10-2005, 09:32 AM
I guess it'd be worse if you had it everywhere, on your hands too. And...well. Everywhere.

Very true, its just my chest thats bad usually, comes up in loads of little red bumps, like a heat rash, if any of my boyfriends 'gunk' gets on that area.

Paint_It_Black
08-10-2005, 01:04 PM
So, have you tasted yours, fag?

Yeah, but there's a story to it that I'm not getting into.

Sin Studly
08-11-2005, 03:50 AM
You're a sick queer.