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Sin Studly
08-08-2005, 10:42 PM
You're a fucking idiot. Stop posting.

1) You got busted trying to pass somebody elses toned pecs and nipple piercings off as your own, as you were too fucking stupid to even save the picture and host it yourself, you simply linked to a piercing shop website on the other side of the country.

2) You defended this action with "Lol I'm stoned". Weed doesn't make people do retarded shit like that. Weed just makes it a little harder to understand what retards like Maria and Camila are trying to say. If you do retarded shit like that, it's because you're a retard, not because you're stoned. Deal with it.

3) You're trying to be a hardarse on the internet. This makes you look pathetic. Talking about how crazy and violent you are isn't intimidating anybody, firstly you're on a different country to most of us, secondly the fact that you're trying to look like a hard cunt online leads us to believe you're such a weak pathetic girls blouse that even ruroken could pop your head open.

4) Nothing you ever say is even reasonably intelligent or witty. Your posts are like abcesses of festering rot within the message board, the scorched earth of No Man's Land between the trenches of the somewhat intelligent and interesting posters. Nothing you've ever said or done has been the slightest bit worthwhile. This will be your epitaph.

Trippy
08-09-2005, 12:29 AM
this is the good old sin that i used to love.

Sin Studly
08-09-2005, 08:40 AM
Darkside was replying to other threads when I posted this, and it seems he's trying to pretend like he hasn't seen it.

What a pussy coward queer.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-09-2005, 08:44 AM
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y270/Richie16/cool.gif

Sin Studly
08-09-2005, 08:54 AM
Hehehe...you think Adriann is hot?! Hahahahahahahaha....anyways want to see my girlfriend way hotter:::

(picture from Lodat's photobucket is no longer hosted. But I took the liberty of hosting it myself for when he inevitably took it down)
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y218/AmonGoth/foster.jpg


Now, you are wrong...fucker! go back to listening gay hispanic music freaking gay dominican! (directed at JohnnyNemesis]

Lodat, you should kill yourself in fucking shame (http://www.successwhosmydaddy.com/html/sub_sibs.htm), loser.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-09-2005, 08:56 AM
Lodat, you should kill yourself in fucking shame (http://www.successwhosmydaddy.com/html/sub_sibs.htm), loser.

Why? 'Cause i lied that i have a girlfriend in a forum? No thanks. I also posted another one, see if you can find it somewhere.

Sin Studly
08-09-2005, 08:59 AM
I know, lodat. Believe me, I see all (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10014&).

http://www.weberspump.com/acatalog/h5redrubberhose.jpghttp://www.baz.com/wendy/personal/PICS/garage.jpg

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-09-2005, 09:02 AM
I know, lodat. Believe me, I see all (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10014&).

http://www.weberspump.com/acatalog/h5redrubberhose.jpghttp://www.baz.com/wendy/personal/PICS/garage.jpg

Yeah! I was looking for that thread! cool, ill add it to my favorites. Oh yeah, no thank you. I won't commit suicide 'cause some guys on the internet said i should.

Sin Studly
08-09-2005, 09:03 AM
No, you should commit suicide because you're a pathetic loser who'll die unhappy and alone. Stop rejecting good ideas just because they come from me, you're blinding yourself to the path you should take.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-09-2005, 09:04 AM
No, you should commit suicide because you're a pathetic loser who'll die unhappy and alone. Stop rejecting good ideas just because they come from me, you're blinding yourself to the path you should take.

Cool, so...I'll think about it.

Sin Studly
08-09-2005, 09:07 AM
Think about it. And think about this. Think about every woman you've ever approached. Think about that brief look of disgust and revulsion they couldn't help but show before they managed to mask it and quickly compose a gentle way to turn you down... the kind ones, anyway. Think about your parents. Think about the life they could have had if you never existed, think about the life they're living now, because of you. Think about your friends. Think about that annoying friend you have, everybodies got one. Think about all the times you just wished he's piss off. Now, think about all the times you've been that annoying friend. All the times you've known... not felt, not thought, but known that you were annoying the rest of your friends. That they didn't want you around. That they didn't really like you. Now think about all the times they've felt that way and you haven't realised.

Think about your future. Do you have one? Just years and years and endless fuckin years of more disappointment, more regrets, more mistakes. A boring shitty job lined up for you, to eat away the prime of your life, and trust me, a person like you would be lucky if that even adds up to a week. Hours and hours every day of wishing you were at home, or maybe no job. Maybe you'll end up a wandering aimless dole-mole, spending hours and hours of every day sitting at home wishing you had something to do, and money to do it with.

Think about your love-life. You know, you don't feel, deep down inside you know that you're too inferior to actually manage to end up with any woman you actually want. You know that every girlfriend you ever get is going to be a mirror of your own inferiority, flawed, ugly, uninteresting, boring. And you might not know it now, but every time you look into her face you're going to see yourself looking back at you. Your stripped, naked, raw self, screaming in self-loathing. "Why? Why are you doing this to me? What are you doing with her? You don't like her? Is she the best you can get?" And the answer, harsh, and unforgiving in your own mind, will inevitably be "Yes". "So what, are you so weak you need to be with a woman you don't even like? If the best you can do is just her, why are you with anybody at all? Are you so fucking weak you can't live on your own, you need to pretend that you actually love somebody just to get through your miserable fucking days?." And the answer, harsh, and unforgiving in your own mind, will inevitably be "Yes", once more. And that's when you'll start to realise, slowly but surely, that she feels the exact same way about you.

Think about everything I've said. Think about it, and make the decision that deep down inside you know is the right one for you.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y218/AmonGoth/forum%20pics/rafters.jpg

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-09-2005, 09:09 AM
Think about it. And think about this. Think about every woman you've ever approached. Think about that brief look of disgust and revulsion they couldn't help but show before they managed to mask it and quickly compose a gentle way to turn you down... the kind ones, anyway. Think about your parents. Think about the life they could have had if you never existed, think about the life they're living now, because of you. Think about your friends. Think about that annoying friend you have, everybodies got one. Think about all the times you just wished he's piss off. Now, think about all the times you've been that annoying friend. All the times you've known... not felt, not thought, but known that you were annoying the rest of your friends. That they didn't want you around. That they didn't really like you. Now think about all the times they've felt that way and you haven't realised.

Think about your future. Do you have one? Just years and years and endless fuckin years of more disappointment, more regrets, more mistakes. A boring shitty job lined up for you, to eat away the prime of your life, and trust me, a person like you would be lucky if that even adds up to a week. Hours and hours every day of wishing you were at home, or maybe no job. Maybe you'll end up a wandering aimless dole-mole, spending hours and hours of every day sitting at home wishing you had something to do, and money to do it with.

Think about your love-life. You know, you don't feel, deep down inside you know that you're too inferior to actually manage to end up with any woman you actually want. You know that every girlfriend you ever get is going to be a mirror of your own inferiority, flawed, ugly, uninteresting, boring. And you might not know it now, but every time you look into her face you're going to see yourself looking back at you. Your stripped, naked, raw self, screaming in self-loathing. "Why? Why are you doing this to me? What are you doing with her? You don't like her? Is she the best you can get?" And the answer, harsh, and unforgiving in your own mind, will inevitably be "Yes". "So what, are you so weak you need to be with a woman you don't even like? If the best you can do is just her, why are you with anybody at all? Are you so fucking weak you can't live on your own, you need to pretend that you actually love somebody just to get through your miserable fucking days?." And the answer, harsh, and unforgiving in your own mind, will inevitably be "Yes", once more. And that's when you'll start to realise, slowly but surely, that she feels the exact same way about you.

Think about everything I've said. Think about it, and make the decision that deep down inside you know is the right one for you.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y218/AmonGoth/forum%20pics/rafters.jpg

How long did it take you to copy and paste? OH NOEZ!!1 Im commitinng suiiicideee becuce a guy in the it\net told me!11

Sin Studly
08-09-2005, 09:17 AM
Once again, I find myself forced to point out that you shouldn't commit suicide because I told you to. You should commit suicide because you're a worthless fucking moron, and life will bring you nothing but pain and misery. Are you seriously so fucking stupid as to be unable to understand plain English?

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-09-2005, 09:18 AM
Once again, I find myself forced to point out that you shouldn't commit suicide because I told you to. You should commit suicide because you're a worthless fucking moron, and life will bring you nothing but pain and misery. Are you seriously so fucking stupid as to be unable to understand plain English?

I won't commit suicide, gett overrrrrr itttttttt.

Sin Studly
08-09-2005, 09:20 AM
Self-awareness isn't a trait you're intelligent enough to possess, I see?

ruroken
08-09-2005, 10:55 AM
the fact that you're trying to look like a hard cunt online leads us to believe you're such a weak pathetic girls blouse that even ruroken could pop your head open.
w00t!


http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y218/AmonGoth/forum%20pics/rafters.jpg
It's been a while since I saw that.

[offsubject]
Um... I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to sound insensitive, it's just that I know nothing of the subject. I'm like a four year old who, in the process of learning, tends to ask really mean questions without realizing it. Please... forgive me.

JohnnyNemesis
08-09-2005, 12:24 PM
What Justin said about The Darkside Has Cookies is undeniably, beyond the shadow of a doubt, 100% true.

China Boy
08-09-2005, 02:29 PM
What Justin said about The Darkside Has Cookies is undeniably, beyond the shadow of a doubt, 100% true.

Agreed. But he has a cool name though.

The Darkside Has Cookies
08-09-2005, 02:36 PM
Hahahahahahaha great thread Sin thumbs up man. Keep up the good work.

Sin Studly
08-13-2005, 09:12 AM
[offsubject]
Um... I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to sound insensitive, it's just that I know nothing of the subject. I'm like a four year old who, in the process of learning, tends to ask really mean questions without realizing it. Please... forgive me.

What on earth are you talking about?


yay i like this thread etc.

Your pathetic defence mechanisms don't fool anybody.

And to Ricky ; (heart)

JoY
08-13-2005, 09:15 AM
this is great! how on Earth did I manage to miss this?

Sin Studly
08-13-2005, 09:26 AM
Justin bumps greatness when he sees you online.

Sin Studly
08-13-2005, 11:20 AM
Stop not being dead.

Sin Studly
08-13-2005, 12:05 PM
I'm not complaining, I'm simply allowing the mods to delete it.

Duracell
08-13-2005, 12:13 PM
Steroids are bad........don't do them!

//edit: image removed

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-13-2005, 12:17 PM
Ok, enough with that picture.

Yeah, it's retarded.

kickass0987654321
08-13-2005, 12:22 PM
you shouldn't have said that. now noodles II will post it in the retard thread that he made.
I said retarded loads of times and not one post by me was in that thread.

kickass0987654321
08-13-2005, 12:39 PM
Thats because you're a retard who like retards.
So you are saying that all of my friends are retards?

coke_a_holic
08-13-2005, 01:05 PM
Essentially.

kickass0987654321
08-13-2005, 01:11 PM
Essentially.
I wasn't asking you.

Socially Rejected
08-13-2005, 01:12 PM
So you are saying that all of my friends are retards?

It would make sense.

kickass0987654321
08-13-2005, 01:25 PM
It would make sense.
Yes I suppose. Wishomie said it said it so it doesn't really mean much to me at all.

Sin Studly
08-13-2005, 11:33 PM
Yes I suppose. Wishomie said it said it so it doesn't really mean much to me at all.

It shouldn't wishomie is dumber than you are. But for once I actually agree with the little comestain.

kickass0987654321
08-13-2005, 11:36 PM
Did I studder?
No dumbo, you didn't stutter

Sin Studly
08-18-2005, 05:51 AM
Watching wishomie get pwnt by a 10-year-old is one of those things that makes you feel elated and depressed at the same time.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y218/AmonGoth/forum%20pics/pimpinhitler.gif