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Americana
11-17-2004, 03:57 PM
If anyone has any really funny jokes, tell them here if you want

Titus
11-17-2004, 04:09 PM
Hahaha
I don t know anygood english jokes
Iwanna know^^

babycraze{Angie}
11-17-2004, 04:33 PM
like i said in the other thread with this title:
ur mama's so tall that when she did a backflip she kicked Jesus in the face

no need for more to say.

Rabbit209
11-17-2004, 05:01 PM
your mamas so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Titus
11-18-2004, 04:06 AM
See if you can do this:
Read each line aloud

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top
Betcha you can't resist passing it on.


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Americana
11-18-2004, 03:47 PM
See if you can do this:
Read each line aloud

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top
Betcha you can't resist passing it on.
that's great, who came up with that?

Jake
11-18-2004, 04:07 PM
See if you can do this:
Read each line aloud

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top
Betcha you can't resist passing it on.

that was hilarious!!

babycraze{Angie}
11-18-2004, 05:28 PM
See if you can do this:
Read each line aloud

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top
Betcha you can't resist passing it on.

dude that was fuckin' funny

Inuyasha
11-18-2004, 06:34 PM
a stupid one

3 men were in a pub the 1st man said "i found a packet of fags in my daughters room the other day, i didnt know she smoked" the 2nd man says "i found a pair of extra pants in my drawer they wernt even mine they were my sons" 3rd man says "i found a condom in my daughters room, i never knew she had a dick!"

GBH2
11-18-2004, 06:58 PM
a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender asks "hey, why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?" the pirate replies "arr, its drivin me nuts"

smileemptysoul44
11-18-2004, 07:01 PM
i made this joke up my self. why doesnt o suma bin laden have sex with his many wifes..... Hes afraid hed see bush...

ive put that on dozens of sites.

babycraze{Angie}
11-18-2004, 08:06 PM
LOL! all 3 of u guys that barely started this page 2 thread, all ur jokes are funny :D
i dun't know if ne of u ppl read this one but:
what do u call a black priest?





HOLY SHIT!

i figure it's kinda old, but yet still sumwat funny ;)

greencows12
11-18-2004, 08:36 PM
I love this joke, I heard it on a movie called "Catch me if you can"

Tom Hanks: "Knock knock?"

Leonard Dicapro: "Who's there?"

Tom Hanks: "Go fuck yourself.":D

Sketch
11-18-2004, 09:13 PM
ha thats funny. but i dont think it was leonardo di'caprio who said "whos there" i'm pretty sure it was one of his police buddies. but either ways its funny. :D

Bazza
11-19-2004, 02:15 AM
what do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?


so down and use a lubricant

Strider
11-19-2004, 11:10 AM
A man had lost his precious dog. He called the local newspaper to have an advertisement published, saying that the one who could find his dog would get a great reward.
Once the ad hadn't been published, the man went to the newspaper office building to complain.
I want to speak to the attendant, said the man.
He's not here, said the security officer.
Well, the publisher then. Oh, and the print manager.
There's no one in, sir, replied the guard.
Goddamit, there's no one here?
I hear they all went to look for some missing dog... :p

Inuyasha
11-19-2004, 11:42 AM
a man is strolling past a lunatic asylum when he hears a loud chanting."thirteen thirteen thirteen!" goes the noise from the mental hospital wards. The mans curiosity gets the better of him and he searches for a hole in the security fence.Its not long before he finds a small crack, so he leans forward and peers in. instantly ,someone jabs him in the eye.As he reels back in agony,the chanting continues "fourteen fourteen fourteen!

Strider
11-19-2004, 01:07 PM
LAUGHING OF MY ASS....HAHEHAEHAHEEHAHAEAHEAHEHAEUEEEEE

Inuyasha
11-19-2004, 01:27 PM
Moses and Jesus were in a threesome playing golf one day. Moses
pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. The ball landed in
the fairway, but rolled directly toward a water hazard. Quickly
Moses raised his club, the water parted and it rolled to the
other side, safe and sound.

Next, Jesus strolled up to the tee and hit a nice long one
directly toward the same water hazard. It landed right in the
center of the pond and kind of hovered over the water. Jesus
casually walked out on the pond and chipped the ball onto the
green.

The third guy got up and randomly whacked the ball. It headed
out over the fence and into oncoming traffic on a nearby street.
It bounced off a truck and hit a nearby tree. From there, it
bounced onto the roof of a shack close by and rolled down into
the gutter, down the drain spout, out onto the fairway and
straight toward the aforementioned pond. On the way to the pond,
the ball hit a stone and bounced out over the water onto a lily
pad, where it rested quietly. Suddenly a very large bullfrog
jumped up on a lily pad and snatched the ball into his mouth.
Just then, an eagle swooped down and grabbed the frog and flew
away. As they passed over the green, the frog squealed with
fright and dropped the ball, which bounced right into the cup
for a hole in one.

Moses turned to Jesus and said, "I hate playing with your Dad."

smash2004
11-27-2004, 11:19 AM
I heard this ona radio station the other day! See what you think to it.

A golden shower is not something you find in a furniture store unless you know the manager really well!