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China Boy
08-10-2005, 04:56 PM
I kinda suck at cooking, can do the basic stuff like hamburgers hot dogs pasta etc. What about you guys?

Jebus
08-10-2005, 04:57 PM
I could cook cup noodles and eggs.

Homer
08-10-2005, 04:58 PM
I'm only good if there's directions. :cool:

Tizzalicious
08-10-2005, 04:58 PM
I am. Kind of. I never knew I could cook, but then when I decided I wanted to learn to cook I realised I can make anything I want to. Just give me a recipe and I can make it. I love doing it too, for other people, when I'm alone I hate doing it. But I love cooking for my parents and friends.

Jebus
08-10-2005, 05:00 PM
I'm only good if there's directions. :cool:
I'm the same way. Cooking is easy if you have something to guide you.

I don't know
08-10-2005, 05:01 PM
I suck at cooking, the only thing I can cook is microwave popcorn, I could survive 1 year just eating popcorn so I don't need to learn to cook

China Boy
08-10-2005, 05:05 PM
I suck at cooking, the only thing I can cook is microwave popcorn, I could survive 1 year just eating popcorn so I don't need to learn to cook

Good Point

I don't know
08-10-2005, 05:06 PM
Good Point
and you can also buy your food if you get tired of popcorn

sk8ter-hater
08-10-2005, 05:08 PM
Fish tastes good.

I don't know
08-10-2005, 05:09 PM
Fish tastes good.
can you cook fish?

sk8ter-hater
08-10-2005, 05:10 PM
yah... I have only tried salmon though.

I don't know
08-10-2005, 05:11 PM
cool :D salmon tastes so good

sk8ter-hater
08-10-2005, 05:14 PM
Now that I think about it... I haven't tried to make doughnuts.... mmmm.... homade doughnuts. With much sugar.

I don't know
08-10-2005, 05:16 PM
mmmmmmmm...now I want doughnuts

sk8ter-hater
08-10-2005, 05:18 PM
and I can make a really good smoothie. Yeah, I'm so awesome.

sk8ter-hater
08-10-2005, 05:20 PM
no.... Korn is too pop these days. they're still kinda cool.

I don't know
08-10-2005, 05:21 PM
maybe......no I'd die in a few days for lack of vitamins and things like that.

I don't know
08-10-2005, 05:22 PM
and I can make a really good smoothie. Yeah, I'm so awesome.
yeah, you're awesome, heeheheh :D

I don't know
08-10-2005, 05:22 PM
no.... Korn is too pop these days. they're still kinda cool.
heeheheheheheheh :D , that was so funny

I don't know
08-10-2005, 05:25 PM
but I can buy my lunch and I can have popcorn in the dinner and breakfast

sk8ter-hater
08-10-2005, 05:25 PM
Three posts in a row.... I'm astounded. :eek:

sk8ter-hater
08-10-2005, 05:26 PM
MAke that four... :( it's starting to scare me.

sk8ter-hater
08-10-2005, 05:26 PM
Not in a few days, heh. Remember Jesus & the 40 days in the desert.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/Duskygrin/jesus2.jpg
That made me laugh.... and she's not Jesus so she'd die.

I don't know
08-10-2005, 05:28 PM
Not in a few days, heh. Remember Jesus & the 40 days in the desert.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/Duskygrin/jesus2.jpg
if jesus could do that, I can too

I don't know
08-10-2005, 05:32 PM
he didn't eat anything, isn't it? so if he could survive 40 days without any food, I can survive 2 months with popcorn

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-10-2005, 05:34 PM
I make a lean, mean killing machine cereal.

I don't know
08-10-2005, 05:37 PM
Yeah.

I just pointed out it was even tougher for him.
yeah, poor jesus, hehehe :D

Thucydides
08-10-2005, 05:38 PM
Naturally. :cool: Just whack it in a pan and fry it up with some red wine. No really, I reckon I'm pretty good although my parents refuse to eat anything I cook because they don't like 'spicy' (read; 'food with flavour') food.

JohnnyNemesis
08-10-2005, 05:41 PM
I don't know and sk8ter-hater are the kind of people that bring out the asshole in me. That exchange made me want to jump out of this window to my right.


Anyway, I can't cook much, but what I can cook is delicious, fun, and easy. Fried chicken (with some cayenne pepper in the breading), rice & beans (or corn), platano (plantains in English), etc. Love it.

sk8ter-hater
08-10-2005, 05:44 PM
Oooh, I can make brisket. Almost anything that has to do with meat I can make.

Aimeht
08-10-2005, 05:49 PM
I hate to cook. I always mess it up.

I don't know
08-10-2005, 06:05 PM
I don't know and sk8ter-hater are the kind of people that bring out the asshole in me. That exchange made me want to jump out of this window to my right
is that bad or good? I know it's bad, I'll shut up

jrk247
08-10-2005, 06:42 PM
I could cook cup noodles and eggs.
Same here! :D

Rancid_Guyxxx
08-10-2005, 06:47 PM
I would say I'm a pretty good cook. I do almost all of my own cooking anyways.

NDM1
08-10-2005, 07:11 PM
Yeah what the other people have said- i can cook as long as there's some directins to guide me.

Little_Miss_1565
08-10-2005, 07:15 PM
I rock at cooking. I guess you sort of have to be in order to be a healthy vegetarian.

I watch the Food Network every chance I get, too. <3 Alton Brown.

Sunny
08-10-2005, 07:20 PM
i kinda suck... the things i can make are limited to:

egg tacos/migas
fettucine alfredo
tiramisu
lemon bars
grilled shrimp

and random egg or pasta dishes.
puh. *shrug*

beautifulnightmare
08-10-2005, 07:23 PM
i can cook without burning the house down...unlike my best friend who caught her kitchen on fire-.-'

JohnnyNemesis
08-10-2005, 07:41 PM
I watch the Food Network every chance I get, too. <3 Alton Brown.

Rachel Ray owns my <3.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-10-2005, 07:44 PM
Rachel Ray owns my <3.

He owns your '<' and '3'?

Jebus
08-10-2005, 07:45 PM
rice & beans (or corn), platano (plantains in English), etc. Love it.
Haha, I eat those two dishes almost everyday. \m/

JohnnyNemesis
08-10-2005, 07:46 PM
Same here man! Especially with chicken for the first dish. The second one is so damn versatile: have it with eggs for breakfast, cheese for lunch, steak (better yet, sausage) for dinner...best meal(s) ever.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-10-2005, 07:47 PM
Same here man! Especially with chicken for the first dish. The second one is so damn versatile: have it with eggs for breakfast, cheese for lunch, steak for dinner...best meal(s) ever.

YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTiON!

JohnnyNemesis
08-10-2005, 07:48 PM
<3 is a heart, and Rachel Ray is a woman.

I haven't met too many men named Rachel...

dalaksta
08-10-2005, 07:49 PM
I kinda suck at cooking, can do the basic stuff like hamburgers hot dogs pasta etc. What about you guys?

Dont mean to gloat, I am a great cook! I can cook all lot of stuff, most meat(not much on fish) lots of pasta, salads, deserts, etc. If you need help I can try and help you guys.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-10-2005, 07:50 PM
<3 is a heart, and Rachel Ray is a woman.

I haven't met too many men named Rachel...

Get out of town! < 3 are a heart? You're bluffing!

JohnnyNemesis
08-10-2005, 07:51 PM
Yep. It was also my way of casually letting you know that you're trying way too hard to be funny with that "< AND 3?" question. Just let it come naturally, dude

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-10-2005, 07:54 PM
Yep. It was also my way of casually letting you know that you're trying way too hard to be funny with that "< AND 3?" question. Just let it come naturally, dude

No, really. I didn't know what < and 3 was...

Jebus
08-10-2005, 08:01 PM
Same here man! Especially with chicken for the first dish. The second one is so damn versatile: have it with eggs for breakfast, cheese for lunch, steak (better yet, sausage) for dinner...best meal(s) ever.
I swear, a meal just isn't complete without a side dish of beans or rice. I grew up eating those things pretty much everday so now a meal doesn't feel right if there isn't any. Usually I eat platanos for breakfeast with some sort bean dip thingy and some of this Mexican bottled cream(I think it's called casique) and some eggs. Did you say you eat platanos with cheese? I never tried that.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-10-2005, 08:01 PM
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y270/Richie16/attachment.jpg

JohnnyNemesis
08-10-2005, 08:55 PM
Not just any cheese, Jebus..."queso de freir"....you've probably had it and didn't know! It's easily not only the best cheese ever, but the best cheese imaginable.That mexican bottled cream sounds really good!

Oh, and I have a hard time considering any meal complete until I see a side of rice too.

Homer
08-10-2005, 09:01 PM
Oh, and I have a hard time considering any meal complete until I see a side of rice too.

ha, no kidding. My family has rice ALL THE TIME. Or usually baked potatoes instead.

kickass0987654321
08-10-2005, 09:18 PM
I can only put stuff in the microwave, pour cereal, make sandwhiches, and make salads. I suck.

0r4ng3
08-10-2005, 09:21 PM
I can make waffles. But wait! I put chocolate chips on them. Damn, now I'm hungry for chocolate chip waffles.

I also make toast, and microwave oatmeal.

Diamond Dee
08-10-2005, 09:23 PM
I can cook quite a few things but I guess that comes with the territory since I'm married. My problem is that I rarely have time to cook since I'm fairly busy.

Camilamazed
08-10-2005, 10:08 PM
I AM a great cook. My specialty is Pasta and deserts. I guess there is a thread just like this one here. :confused:

Preocupado
08-10-2005, 10:56 PM
Pasta, instantaneous macaroni, pizza, pancakes, rice with shattered meat, hot-dog sausages, tuna toasts, barbiecue, etc. Resuming, if it's complex you name it and i make it.

The Darkside Has Cookies
08-10-2005, 11:37 PM
Oh hell yeah I am. Right now Im eating alittle spaghetti with basil,parmesian and tomatoes. The sauce is thick too. For the side alittle toast. I actually am just now tasting it I made it for my family about 6 hours ago and left. Its really good my food.

Jebus
08-10-2005, 11:54 PM
Not just any cheese, Jebus..."queso de freir"....you've probably had it and didn't know! It's easily not only the best cheese ever, but the best cheese imaginable.That mexican bottled cream sounds really good!

Oh, and I have a hard time considering any meal complete until I see a side of rice too.
What I eat is called "queso ranchero." Maybe "queso de freir" is just another name for it. This is the type that my parents buy. It's kind of soft and crumbly.
http://www.caciqueusa.com/product_detail.asp?id=16
and this is the cream I'm talking about. Just add some salt and its tastes great with the platanos. Look for it next time you're out shopping. :p
http://www.caciqueusa.com/product_detail.asp?id=9

Sunny
08-11-2005, 12:08 AM
rice & beans

rice and beans rock my face. and now.. i'm starving. saisjfgjashfjhauuuaahh *chews on self*

jrk247
08-11-2005, 12:49 AM
I guess I can cook, but for some reason every time I cook I tend to feel ill after eating. :D

Yatesy
08-11-2005, 02:47 AM
My pancakes are the shit, everyone who's tried them <3loves<3 them. :D

RXP
08-11-2005, 03:01 AM
I'm a good functional cook. I eat meals that are extremely healthy and cheap. But any fool can cook them. Like pasta, home made sauce, tuna.

Sin Studly
08-11-2005, 03:44 AM
I'm a fucking awesome cook, especially gook and towelhead dishes.

JoY
08-11-2005, 04:04 AM
I follow the instructions on the box always perfectly....

people always tend to underestemate my cooking-skills & take me for someone who can only bake an egg. hey, I can make t3h foodz. it's just not quality shit. I'm -awesome- at baking meat. it never goes wrong & it's always yummy.

RXP
08-11-2005, 04:07 AM
I'm a fucking awesome cook, especially gook and towelhead dishes.

What currys do you cook? I might muster up something tommorow.

Sin Studly
08-11-2005, 04:09 AM
Just simple coconut curries, by gook I mostly meant Chinese and by towelhead I was referring more to Morrocan and Arabic style dishes.

JoY
08-11-2005, 04:13 AM
oh, I -love- that shit. foreign food is the greatest.

Tizzalicious
08-11-2005, 04:31 AM
people always tend to underestemate my cooking-skills & take me for someone who can only bake an egg. hey, I can make t3h foodz. it's just not quality shit. I'm -awesome- at baking meat. it never goes wrong & it's always yummy.

same here. when I tell people I can cook, they laugh at me, and say: "yeah right".

tsk.

Sin Studly
08-11-2005, 04:33 AM
oh, I -love- that shit. foreign food is the greatest.

You know I'd cook for you if you bodybox-loved me enough.

RXP
08-11-2005, 04:46 AM
I make a nice curry, it's my mum's recipe. It's pretty simple and the good thing is no shitty ingredients so it's healthy.

I HATE takeaway curry's. Sometimes they taste nice but most of the time they have so much oil it's ridiculous. Even in restaurants it's the same. There's no need for oil. I don't know why they use it. It's cultural cause to have a lot of oil (or 'gee' as it's called) in a curry signifies wealth.

JoY
08-11-2005, 04:49 AM
same here. when I tell people I can cook, they laugh at me, and say: "yeah right".

tsk.
SAME HERE! it's so annoying! just because I'm lazy & never cook for myself, doesn't mean I can't fucking cook. grahh.

Justin - *bodybox-loves you* now cook for me, bitch.

JoY
08-11-2005, 04:51 AM
I make a nice curry, it's my mum's recipe. It's pretty simple and the good thing is no shitty ingredients so it's healthy.

I HATE takeaway curry's. Sometimes they taste nice but most of the time they have so much oil it's ridiculous. Even in restaurants it's the same. There's no need for oil. I don't know why they use it. It's cultural cause to have a lot of oil (or 'gee' as it's called) in a curry signifies wealth.
I always cook as healthy as possible. I leave out all the shitty, fatty, sugery stuff, use only a bit of oil to cook in & then it always comes out peachy. & I use pepper like my life depends on it, because I fucking love pepper.

RXP
08-11-2005, 04:54 AM
Yeah we all have our vices. I love salt. I need a lot more than is recommended but I figure it's just fooey cause my parents have had a high salt diet and they have nothing wrong with 'em. I'm trying to use sea salt now tho.

I rarely use pepper but I love chilly, chilly powder in EVERYTHING I cook. I even have it in this yogurt drink. It's basically just water, yogurt, salt and some stuff called "jeera" and I put chilly powder in that. It tastes awesome. It's so weird to have a cold/spicy drink.

JoY
08-11-2005, 04:57 AM
I'm a huge fan of herbs & also chilli powder. just.. basil, dille... all that jazz. it just -adds- to it.

Sin Studly
08-11-2005, 05:15 AM
If you dislike oily curries, make coconut curry instead.

And Bella, *cooks for you*

Gimme some real bodybox lovin and you'll get yourself some real food.

JoY
08-11-2005, 05:15 AM
the distance kind of gets in the way.

Sin Studly
08-11-2005, 05:17 AM
Are you saying I have a small penis? :(

JoY
08-11-2005, 05:19 AM
yes I am. but that's okay. tiny dicks turn me on. they just don't reach from Australia to the Netherlands.

Sin Studly
08-11-2005, 08:42 AM
:(

If you're ever in South East Asia, give me a call.

JoY
08-11-2005, 08:52 AM
hahahahaha, you're making my day.

Sin Studly
08-11-2005, 09:19 AM
hahahahaha, you're making my day.

Oh, it DID reach you there in Holland?

the_GoDdEsS
08-11-2005, 09:29 AM
Dude, it's incredibly sexy when men cook. I can't shut up about it. But whenever I watched my male friends cook or make something for the whole lot of us I was all omfg hawt. And if someone actually cooks for you only. Melt mode! I'll do anything.

Also, I suck at cooking.

TheUnholyNightbringer
08-11-2005, 09:30 AM
Are you saying I have a small penis? :(

*Falls off chair*

TheUnholyNightbringer
08-11-2005, 09:32 AM
Oh, and no, I can't cook. The only thing I can make is an inferno.

Sin Studly
08-11-2005, 09:32 AM
Whoops! Well, you can't blame me, England and Holland are pretty close by when you're aiming from all the way over here.

*shifts a half degree to the left*

TheUnholyNightbringer
08-11-2005, 09:34 AM
Whoops! Well, you can't blame me, England and Holland are pretty close by when you're aiming from all the way over here.

*shifts a half degree to the left*

I think I've cracked a rib.

Sin Studly
08-11-2005, 09:36 AM
Sorry again, but in fairness, I was aiming for your mouth.

speedfire
08-11-2005, 09:40 AM
U know wut? I can cook Pizzas (home made of course!) like a real italian. Everyone likes it but I only cook for friends n familly. When i'm alone, i've got no courage to cook.

But this midday, I tried to cook just some rice and I forget it. When I came back in kitchen, The rice was all burned! Today is the bad cooker day for me

Sin Studly
08-11-2005, 09:44 AM
We're talking about how enormous my penis is now, get with the times.

JohnnyNemesis
08-11-2005, 09:47 AM
Dude, it's incredibly sexy when men cook.

What if I cook, dance, AND have sex with you? Does that make me teh sex times a million?

the_GoDdEsS
08-11-2005, 09:51 AM
What if I cook, dance, AND have sex with you? Does that make me teh sex times a million?

*gasp* Ricky, you're incredibly charming enough as it is. That'd just make you completely irresistible. =P

TheHulaChick
08-11-2005, 09:53 AM
I think I'm pretty good at cooking. I can cook some pretty fancy complicated stuff, but generally I stick to cooking basic things cause I'm so very lazy.

JohnnyNemesis
08-11-2005, 09:53 AM
Hey now!

*puts the apron on and starts cooking + dancing*

Heh. I'll keep the apron on for part three too *wink wink wink*

the_GoDdEsS
08-11-2005, 10:03 AM
Heh. I'll keep the apron on for part three too *wink wink wink*

Hahahaha. That idea is appealing! *giggles*

Sin Studly
08-11-2005, 10:25 AM
Being seduced with fried chicken is as bad as fucking a nigger. Ricky, you'd better cook good white food for her.

RXP
08-11-2005, 11:53 AM
Dude, it's incredibly sexy when men cook. I can't shut up about it. But whenever I watched my male friends cook or make something for the whole lot of us I was all omfg hawt. And if someone actually cooks for you only. Melt mode! I'll do anything.


So if a guy cooks for you and shaves in front of you, you'd be primed and ready for the sexs? Haha nice turn ons.

original_psycho
08-11-2005, 01:39 PM
I can't cook shit, on my own. But if I'd have some indications, I guess I'd be able to cook something nice.
No, wait, I just remembered that I cooked some pasta once out of desperation. Without indications. Without knowing nothing about cooking pasta. Yet, I managed to pull it off without setting the kitchen on fire.

the_GoDdEsS
08-11-2005, 01:40 PM
So if a guy cooks for you and shaves in front of you, you'd be primed and ready for the sexs? Haha nice turn ons.

If it's the guy I want too, surely. =P And there are many, many more turn ons. These are just one of the funnier ones.

JohnnyNemesis
08-11-2005, 01:43 PM
Being seduced with fried chicken is as bad as fucking a nigger. Ricky, you'd better cook good white food for her.

Pfft, white food? Like flavorless corned beef? Over-grilled hot dogs? Boiled, soggy cabbage? Fuck that, I'm fryin' up some greasy-as-all-hell chicken, rice, beans, curried goat, all that shit!

shadowind
08-11-2005, 02:11 PM
im alright at cooking i could surive for a week or more if my parents left me home that long

JoY
08-11-2005, 02:43 PM
god, I keep reading this topic as "are you a good gook?". what the FUCK is wrong with me lately??!

killer_queen
08-11-2005, 02:44 PM
god, I keep reading this topic as "are you a good gook?". what the FUCK is wrong with me lately??!
Nothing, I've been doing the same thing for whole day.

JoY
08-11-2005, 02:44 PM
Oh, it DID reach you there in Holland?
no, sorry babes. & if it would've, I would've tied it in a knot.

Rag Doll
08-11-2005, 02:53 PM
I can make pasta & rice & stuff. And kahlua cookies. But for the most part, I'm pretty useless in the kitchen. Someone definitely needs to teach me.

I'm much better at making drinks than making food =\

RXP
08-11-2005, 04:04 PM
If it's the guy I want too, surely. =P

Aw go and break my heart :(

TheUnholyNightbringer
08-11-2005, 06:38 PM
god, I keep reading this topic as "are you a good gook?". what the FUCK is wrong with me lately??!

Don't worry, I'm doing the EXACT same thing.

Sin Studly
08-11-2005, 11:34 PM
Pfft, white food? Like flavorless corned beef? Over-grilled hot dogs? Boiled, soggy cabbage? Fuck that, I'm fryin' up some greasy-as-all-hell chicken, rice, beans, curried goat, all that shit!

More like Sunday roast, steak'n'kidney pie and fried liver and bacon. Cracker food gets better as the organs you use in the cooking get more and more disgusting. You're thinking of "white American food". And we all know that American food is the most revolting food on the planet.

Still, I'd put out for your fried chicken if you let me call you Minister Farrakhan in the bed.

dalaksta
08-28-2005, 07:21 PM
Nimrod In Town']Get out of town! < 3 are a heart? You're bluffing!

No I am not I can seriously cook dude so fuck u

JoY
08-29-2005, 04:27 AM
Don't worry, I'm doing the EXACT same thing.
thank GOD. I thought Freud was just picking on -me-.

Vladimir
08-29-2005, 04:33 AM
my cooking abilities s0cks

JoY
08-29-2005, 04:35 AM
hey, it's Bruce!

& did you mean "rocks s0cks", or is it t3h suckz0rz?

Vladimir
08-29-2005, 05:05 AM
sorry my english sucks i tried to say my cooking abilities sucks lol

Grampa
08-29-2005, 08:53 AM
Cooking is for cavemen. The only thing i can cook is microwave pizza and im still alive!!! Ever heard of fast food???