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SicN Twisted
11-17-2004, 10:48 PM
Don't believe the, they're looking for attention. I'm about as drunk as a person can be right now and stay conscious, but I'm typing just like I usually do. Maybe alcohol will induce the occasional typo, but ioht woihl noT caue anyione to wrinte lionke thins.

Just felt that it's my duty to expose pathetic, socially inept morons for who they are. Not that actually getting drunk and spewing your thoughts onto a bbs like I'm doing is that cool either...

old Psy
11-17-2004, 11:01 PM
I've thought about that a dozen of times!! I cant believe someone actually made a thread about that...its great!

Betty
11-17-2004, 11:18 PM
I find it harder to type drunk, but mostly I just end up backspacing a lot. Once time I was actually so drunk that I don't remember what happened, and I think I typed some pretty incoherent stuff. But that's like, BLANKING out drunk, which is scary.

HornyPope
11-17-2004, 11:22 PM
You're not drunk until you're on the floor.

Amateurs.

SpongeBob
11-17-2004, 11:29 PM
i actually tend to be more focused on tasks when i'm drunk, so they'll turn out the same, even if it takes me much, much longer than usual. and sic–you should be out enjoying your drunkedness, not lingering around here!

Mota Boy
11-17-2004, 11:39 PM
Sic trashed:


Don't believe the, they're looking for attention. I'm about as drunk as a person can be right now and stay conscious, but I'm typing just like I usually do. Maybe alcohol will induce the occasional typo, but ioht woihl noT caue anyione to wrinte lionke thins.

Just felt that it's my duty to expose pathetic, socially inept morons for who they are. Not that actually getting drunk and spewing your thoughts onto a bbs like I'm doing is that cool either...

Typos: 1

Sic sober:


He's incredibly classy; he always drinks expensive martinis, where's designer suits, and drives expensive cars. He's also an indulgent libertine and a womanizer, practically the definition of a european capitalist - he's a composite of western enlightenment ideals and bourgeois individuality, which I don't have a problem with, but it's used in rediculous context. He's also self centered, amoral agent who indulges every whim, and kills first and asks questions later. The kind of guy you'd see at Queen Elizibeth's birthday party.

Bond villains are also represent the west demonizing interpretation of Communists. Many Bond villains are sociopathic, murderous supervillains that want to enslave the world - and alot of them are commies. James Bond is as much of a propaghanda machine as the smurfs, which is a positive metaphor for socialism...

Typos: 9

SicN Twisted
11-18-2004, 12:20 AM
I'd be enjoying more if their weren't frat boys at my house breaking my mom's expensive china and dancing to Nelly on my dining room table.

RXP
11-18-2004, 12:28 AM
I can touch type drunk just fine.

Obie2trice
11-18-2004, 02:22 AM
^lol, It`s a little bit harder to type well when you`re drunk. I will try tonight

Vera
11-18-2004, 08:58 AM
You're just jealous because you can't spell right no matter how intoxicated or not you are.

too_close_to_see
11-18-2004, 09:03 AM
I've typed drunk before, no problem.

JoY
11-18-2004, 09:58 AM
I have no difficulties with typing drunk. it does take slightly a bit more effort & 'concentration' though, but I type just peachy fine. it's actually the content of my posts, that sometimes gets awfully ridiculous. yeah, it's a reason, not an excuse.


& this statement has been made at least fifty-thousand times. it's old. but I still agree with it.

ihatechrissneed
11-18-2004, 10:39 AM
You're not drunk until you're on the floor.

Amateurs.
your not drunk until someone has taken a picture of you bumming your best mate

the_GoDdEsS
11-18-2004, 11:35 AM
I can type drunk. It does require more concentration. But I always correct the mistakes before sending/posting. I'm a grammarwhore.
And it's pretty pathetic when people want to show how drunk they are by making typos. It's almost as if it was intentional. It probably is. "liek, im kewl cyz m drukmjk."

Obie2trice
11-18-2004, 05:09 PM
I`m fucking drunk, but I can type well I think. It`s not that you are drunk. BUt it`s all about your vocabulary I Think.

Tired_Of_You
11-18-2004, 05:26 PM
I can type drunk, it only takes more concentration. I already did it on this board and I didn't really do any major mistakes in my sentences.

sKratch
11-18-2004, 05:52 PM
I drink typed fine.

Tocchi
11-19-2004, 08:20 AM
your not drunk until someone has taken a picture of you bumming your best mate

your not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on

selfrighteoussuicide
11-19-2004, 09:06 AM
Don't believe the, they're looking for attention. I'm about as drunk as a person can be right now and stay conscious, but I'm typing just like I usually do. Maybe alcohol will induce the occasional typo, but ioht woihl noT caue anyione to wrinte lionke thins.

Just felt that it's my duty to expose pathetic, socially inept morons for who they are. Not that actually getting drunk and spewing your thoughts onto a bbs like I'm doing is that cool either...


i hope youre reading this tripboy

intothevalleyofdeath
11-19-2004, 09:09 AM
maybe if u were on acid youasdi wodoi vtrits lirhaeke thsois (you would write like this) but definitley not drunk

JoY
11-19-2004, 10:13 AM
maybe if u were on acid youasdi wodoi vtrits lirhaeke thsois (you would write like this) but definitley not drunk
I haven't taken acid in my life, but someone please inform me. does it fuck you up worse, than two bottles of red wine, or 12 big ass cocktails?