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Conspiracy of One
08-16-2005, 01:24 PM
No seriously. Answer the question.

Sunny
08-16-2005, 01:24 PM
Do you think anybody keeps count?

killer_queen
08-16-2005, 01:25 PM
What does being laid means?

Conspiracy of One
08-16-2005, 01:25 PM
Do you think anybody keeps count?
NO. BUt come on I had to make a thread about something. No good threads right now.

Conspiracy of One
08-16-2005, 01:26 PM
What does being laid means?
Having Sex.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-16-2005, 01:27 PM
Idiot, you haven't even gotten Laid. YOUR STUPIDITY PISSES ME OFF!

Conspiracy of One
08-16-2005, 01:27 PM
Nimrod In Town']Idiot, you haven't even gotten Laid. YOUR STUPIDITY PISSES ME OFF!
Yea you wouldnt know lodat........Vote damn you.

Sunny
08-16-2005, 01:28 PM
puh, ok, i voted 5+.

in the past week, that is.

killer_queen
08-16-2005, 01:28 PM
Having Sex.
Oh, none for me

Conspiracy of One
08-16-2005, 01:29 PM
puh, ok, i voted 5+.

in the past week, that is.
....lolz. I wouldnt be at all surprised.

Camilamazed
08-16-2005, 01:29 PM
What does being laid means?

I was going to ask the same thing ^^

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-16-2005, 01:29 PM
Oh, none for me

Me either. How old are you?

Preocupado
08-16-2005, 01:29 PM
You miserable failure! The poll must be public!

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-16-2005, 01:30 PM
You miserable failure! The poll must be public!

I KNOW RIGHT!

I haven't voted yet.

Sunny
08-16-2005, 01:30 PM
I was going to ask the same thing ^^

uhm... having sex.

Conspiracy of One
08-16-2005, 01:31 PM
You miserable failure! The poll must be public!
I KNOW I FORGOT! Dammit! *sobs*

Camilamazed
08-16-2005, 01:32 PM
uhm... having sex.

Thank you, Sunny.



Hum.. I guess people won't tell.After all it's none of our business ¬¬

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-16-2005, 01:32 PM
I KNOW I FORGOT! Dammit! *sobs*

Pax...have you been laid?!

Conspiracy of One
08-16-2005, 01:33 PM
Nimrod In Town']Pax...have you been laid?!
Yes twice, I told you already, remember?

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-16-2005, 01:34 PM
Yes twice, I told you already, remember?


HAHHAHAHAHAH! OH MY GOD!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/nightclub.shtml

Conspiracy of One
08-16-2005, 01:38 PM
I got puked on. LMAO.

RXP
08-16-2005, 01:40 PM
Do you think anybody keeps count?

I order my condoms online, I've only ever used those toilet ones twice so 2+ however many i've used, I know how many times I've had sex.

Conspiracy of One
08-16-2005, 01:44 PM
Damn i shouldda made this public.......

JoY
08-16-2005, 01:47 PM
what?! I'm supposed to keep track of such stuff??

sKratch
08-16-2005, 01:47 PM
I order my condoms online, I've only ever used those toilet ones twice so 2+ however many i've used, I know how many times I've had sex.
I used to keep track by the boxes but then in college you start getting them for free. In any case... it was a lot. Those were the days ;[

RXP
08-16-2005, 01:49 PM
I don't trust those free ones. We should hook up sKratch.

JoY
08-16-2005, 01:51 PM
hahaha, oh if someone would've asked me how many times I've used a condom.. that probably be countable on one hand.

Preocupado
08-16-2005, 01:54 PM
hahaha, oh if someone would've asked me how many times I've used a condom.. that probably be countable on one hand.


Me too, and the number is four times.

And i have this female preservative here in my drawer that will never be used.

Tizzalicious
08-16-2005, 03:07 PM
Just look at the poll, it's a poll for people who didn't have a lot of sex, and thus were able to count.

Unless you had 5+...and then you don't need to count, because it's anything that was more than 5 anyway.

TheUnholyNightbringer
08-16-2005, 03:09 PM
Oh, thousands and thousands of times. Possibly millions, I'd say. Sometimes I jump straight from one bed into another without even bothering to put trousers on.

Lock up your daughters!

Conspiracy of One
08-16-2005, 04:05 PM
What the fuck is the purpose of this? Everybody that isn't a virgin has had sex more than five times. And nobody keeps count. It would make more sense if it was how many different partners you've had.
There werent any good threads at the time. Not that this is but i was bored.

ThrashedThrasher
08-16-2005, 05:05 PM
The only reason one would keep track is if it's under 5....after 5 it's like whatever , I'm 5+ fucking yay for me...

Conspiracy of One
08-16-2005, 05:07 PM
The only reason one would keep track is if it's under 5....after 5 it's like whatever , I'm 5+ fucking yay for me...
Somehow i find this unbeleiveable^

ThrashedThrasher
08-16-2005, 05:14 PM
Somehow i find this unbeleiveable^

Really now?

Conspiracy of One
08-16-2005, 05:15 PM
Really now?
Yes indeed

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-16-2005, 05:17 PM
Yes indeed

I find it hard to believe that you have had sex...Twice.

ThrashedThrasher
08-16-2005, 05:18 PM
Yes indeed

Hehe, just because I'm ugly and fat doesn't mean I can't get laid. Not to mention I'm much more mature around older people in reality as well. Earns me points with the 18/19 year olds. :D

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-16-2005, 05:20 PM
I almost got laid by Alison, pax. ALMOST.

Conspiracy of One
08-16-2005, 05:34 PM
Nimrod In Town']I almost got laid by Alison, pax. ALMOST.
*cricket cricket*

TheUnholyNightbringer
08-16-2005, 05:35 PM
Obviously this is CO1's version of The Condom Or The Pill.

ThrashedThrasher
08-16-2005, 05:40 PM
Wrong. Being a filthy whore with low self esteem makes you available to guys that age. They don't really like you. They probably find you annoying.

Excuse me? I'm a whore now? I think not. If they don't really like me then why the fuck did the guy I lost my virginity to date me for 2 years? Why did the next 2 guys stick with me when I told them no?

TheUnholyNightbringer
08-16-2005, 05:41 PM
Excuse me? I'm a whore now? I think not. If they don't really like me then why the fuck did the guy I lost my virginity to date me for 2 years? Why did the next 2 guys stick with me when I told them no?

They knew you'd give eventually.

ThrashedThrasher
08-16-2005, 05:45 PM
They knew you'd give eventually.


Knowing Anthony (they guy I was for 2 years) he wouldn't tolerate being pushed away when it came to sex with anyone else. The next guy I agree with what you said , but with my recent ex ... he was a virgin until I felt like doing anything with him.

coke_a_holic
08-16-2005, 06:15 PM
This thread sucks. lolz sucks penis

Conspiracy of One
08-16-2005, 06:18 PM
This thread sucks. lolz sucks penis
lmao i know i shouldnt be laughing at a joke about my own thread...but yes.

sXe_AlternativeLife
08-16-2005, 06:18 PM
Okay will someone lay me. I dont care who...Just do it :rolleyes:

JohnnyNemesis
08-16-2005, 06:58 PM
I understand jumping on ThrashedThrasher when she actually does say something stupid (which is kind of often), but you people have a tendency to get on her for no reason. Not that I'm any better when it comes to this kind of thing, but still...

Anyway, my girlfriend's on the pill, so fuck that condom shit. I'M HITTIN' IT RAWDAWG BAYBEE!!!

Sunny
08-16-2005, 07:21 PM
*cries*

i hate you, rick.

actually... i just hate planned parenthood. *cries more*

JohnnyNemesis
08-16-2005, 07:25 PM
*cries*

i hate you, rick.

actually... i just hate planned parenthood. *cries more*

*shows off empty space where condoms WOULD be if I needed them*

Nanny nanny boo booooooooo!
We're just fortunate; Planned Parenthod has been good to us. Good to certain parts of us in particular.

TheUnholyNightbringer
08-16-2005, 07:27 PM
Hey, she owes me for all the terrible threads she started. I wasted whole minutes reading them.

Fuck you you fucking piece of fucking shit! Those fucking threads where fucking amazing so stop being such a fucking whiny crybaby and grow up! Like me! I'm totally more fucking mature than everyone who I live around! So fuck you!

PS. My school's fucking shit!

JohnnyNemesis
08-16-2005, 07:28 PM
Dave, reading that post has been the highlight of my evening. You know what I'm going to say now, don'tcha?

GOLDEN!

Sunny
08-16-2005, 07:28 PM
*whiness*

Planned Parenthood here doesn't have any appointments this week, I was too stupid to make an appointment in advance, I ran out of patches... and so I'm temporarily off BC. and oh, it hurts.

ruroken
08-16-2005, 07:31 PM
What does being laid means?
This is the most idiotic question I have ever seen asked.

You should leave, you stupid fuck. Damn stupid fuck.

Sunny
08-16-2005, 07:31 PM
She's from Turkey.

JohnnyNemesis
08-16-2005, 07:32 PM
ruroken, the expression isn't as common overseas. It's slang.

Magdalena, methinks you should march on down to Planned Parenthood, shotgun in hand, and take care of business!

TheUnholyNightbringer
08-16-2005, 07:33 PM
This is the most idiotic question I have ever seen asked.

You should leave, you stupid fuck. Damn stupid fuck.

Er, a little harsh, perhaps? You've asked stupid questions too. We all have at some point.

ruroken
08-16-2005, 07:35 PM
I still think that's the most idiotic question you could possibly ask here.

TheUnholyNightbringer
08-16-2005, 07:38 PM
I still think that's the most idiotic question you could possibly ask here.

No, it isn't. It's slang, it doesn't always carry overseas. I'm sure you don't know Turkish slang that's second nature to most Turks.

Sunny
08-16-2005, 07:45 PM
Magdalena, methinks you should march on down to Planned Parenthood, shotgun in hand, and take care of business!

at this point i'm starting to see that as a valid option.

Homer
08-16-2005, 07:49 PM
so, TT is saying that she lost her virginty at the age (or below) of 14, and yet she complains that the other girls are too flirty and they deserved to get raped. Hmm.. I don't know wether to take this as a lie, hypocrisy, or sarcasm.

ThrashedThrasher
08-16-2005, 07:57 PM
so, TT is saying that she lost her virginty at the age (or below) of 14, and yet she complains that the other girls are too flirty and they deserved to get raped. Hmm.. I don't know wether to take this as a lie, hypocrisy, or sarcasm.


I lost it at 14. Take it as hypocrisy, it's probably the closest thing out of the 3 you listed.

The Darkside Has Cookies
08-16-2005, 07:59 PM
Well Ive only had sex 1 time it was on the beach. Other times Im just making orgasm sounds at people and banging the air for no reason.

TheUnholyNightbringer
08-16-2005, 07:59 PM
Well Ive only had sex 1 time it was on the beach. Other times Im just making orgasm sounds at people and banging the air for no reason.

So your overall toll in life will be 1, then?

The Darkside Has Cookies
08-16-2005, 08:04 PM
So your overall toll in life will be 1, then?




Well Im only 16 right now. I am a sex machine but usually whenever I get a girl its usually just making out for hours and not fucking. There is some blow sometimes but thats not much.

TheUnholyNightbringer
08-16-2005, 08:06 PM
Well Im only 16 right now. I am a sex machine but usually whenever I get a girl its usually just making out for hours and not fucking. There is some blow sometimes but thats not much.

Strangely enough women don't tend to look at men thrusting into the air and think "Hey, I wanna get me some of that."

coke_a_holic
08-16-2005, 08:07 PM
Strangely enough women don't tend to look at men thrusting into the air and think "Hey, I wanna get me some of that."
Especially if they're Chinese.

The Darkside Has Cookies
08-16-2005, 08:09 PM
I don't always do that really. I only do that when Im bored and need something to do. Don't tell me you haven't ever thrusted the air.

coke_a_holic
08-16-2005, 08:10 PM
Don't tell me you haven't ever thrusted the air.
Okay. I won't tell you.

barangatang
08-16-2005, 08:10 PM
i have been laid 4 times, all with the same chick though :(

The Darkside Has Cookies
08-16-2005, 08:11 PM
Especially if they're Chinese.



Damnit! Im not Chinese. Im half Japanese and I usually don't date Asian chicks.

coke_a_holic
08-16-2005, 08:15 PM
They all look the same. Some chick isn't gonna ask you if you're a Jap or a Chink and THEN fuck you. They'll mark you as "desperate Chink" and move on.

The Darkside Has Cookies
08-16-2005, 08:29 PM
I don't have squinty eyes.

JoY
08-17-2005, 02:44 AM
Wrong. Being a filthy whore with low self esteem makes you available to guys that age. They don't really like you. They probably find you annoying.
isn't that asking to be raped & stuff??

Sin Studly
08-17-2005, 03:23 AM
Do you think anybody keeps count?

I agree with this, and refuse to read the rest of the thread.

dalaksta
08-17-2005, 03:36 AM
What does being laid means?

it means to have sex

Fat Boy Samsam
08-17-2005, 03:38 AM
Does butt fucking count? co my gal only lets me fuck her in the poop hole

defy me
08-17-2005, 03:38 AM
'it means to have sex.'

We’ve established this

Fat Boy Samsam
08-17-2005, 03:42 AM
We’ve established this

What the fuck are you talking about?

JoY
08-17-2005, 06:55 AM
Oh, thousands and thousands of times. Possibly millions, I'd say. Sometimes I jump straight from one bed into another without even bothering to put trousers on.

Lock up your daughters!
*chuckles* maybe I should start with locking up myself then?

defy me
08-17-2005, 07:12 AM
What the fuck are you talking about?

i wasnt talking to you

killer_queen
08-17-2005, 10:22 AM
This is the most idiotic question I have ever seen asked.

You should leave, you stupid fuck. Damn stupid fuck.
Why? Because I haven't learnt all of the English words in three years?