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Little_Miss_1565
08-17-2005, 07:11 PM
Everyone it's matching me with is totally unattractive and/or a dork that lives in his mother's basement.

I am unloveable!

Endymion
08-17-2005, 07:15 PM
you and me are 103% compatible, baby.

trust me, i know math.

Little_Miss_1565
08-17-2005, 09:08 PM
I know my calculus
It says u + me = us

Sunny
08-17-2005, 09:14 PM
lolz.

all my matches are old.

and fugly.

:[

JohnnyNemesis
08-17-2005, 09:23 PM
You need some young blood, Sunny!

Yup.

I'd like to take this moment to point out the fact that I'm only 21. Barely legal.Yup...

Sunny
08-17-2005, 09:25 PM
my bebeh is 19 (for a few more days, at least). hows that for jailbait! (well, almost)

:P

JohnnyNemesis
08-17-2005, 09:27 PM
Damn, you're flirting with danger! You're headed straight to the jail.

...

with Tizz.


omg inside joke but not really inside :X

Endymion
08-17-2005, 09:47 PM
i wish i were your derivative so i'd be tangent to all your curves, honey.
(for you pete & pete fans:)
we're like two hydrogen lone hydrogen atoms...

Mota Boy
08-17-2005, 11:39 PM
Everyone it's matching me with is totally unattractive and/or a dork that lives in his mother's basement.

I am unloveable!
One of my sister's friends is still going strong with her boyfriend of six years. He's a druggie and (former?) drug dealer. My sis kinda thought he'd straighten up when he went into the army, but then he went AWOL, showed up at my sister's friend's apartment at college and moved in. After living with him, her grades got so bad that she dropped out of college and moved back home, where her boyfriend has followed her. She's currently attending community college and vaguely contemplating marriage to a guy that's never done anything with his life.

There are worse scenarios, honey. From what I know of you online and what I've seen of you irl (OMG!), you don't need any ego stroking, so I refuse to waste already-overused adjectives such as "beautiful" and "witty" (not even mentioning accompanying adverbs) trying to do so. Just because you're too smart for the jocks and too hot for the geeks doesn't mean that it's *your* problem. If you continue living in large cities and moving in interesting circles you're bound to finally bump into someone that can keep up with you.

barangatang
08-17-2005, 11:41 PM
I could have sworn that I have heard something exactly like that on loveline.

Mota Boy
08-17-2005, 11:44 PM
The first paragraph or the second? And you really didn't have to quote the whole thing when your reply was directly below mine.

barangatang
08-17-2005, 11:49 PM
Obvously, the first paragraph.

kickass0987654321
08-17-2005, 11:52 PM
I could have sworn that I have heard something exactly like that on loveline.
The one on kroq or 91x or was it another radio satation?

RXP
08-18-2005, 01:46 AM
Stop being a woman and go for personality you shallow bitch ;-)

I really like their mathmaking thing, but in the entire world search I can only find someone like 65% match. I'm so unique. And I've been on there 3 days and not gotten messaged (apart from you). Gay.

Tizzalicious
08-18-2005, 01:53 AM
Damn, you're flirting with danger! You're headed straight to the jail.

...

with Tizz.


omg inside joke but not really inside :X

OH EM GEE!!!

Shut up.

butyou'reright.

Tizzalicious
08-18-2005, 03:59 AM
I signed up too, all my matches are old AND ugly. Great.

And then there is cute_boy_78 (he so cute) from Antwerp, Belgium:

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?pic=2&tuid=3403423763284291173

I donated him to Iza.

platinumpt
08-18-2005, 04:08 AM
Just try to find guys in real life, internet is not all, ya know.

Tizzalicious
08-18-2005, 04:37 AM
Tizz---Oh my, a DJ. How could you pass him up? ;) I mean, he even TOLD you in his username that he's a "cute boy"! How generous of you to donate him!

Yeah, I know, but he's from Antwerp, so I thought...well...he might be better for her!!

Foreign guys aren't really my thing ;)

dalaksta
08-18-2005, 04:44 AM
lol this is just fun to read!

JoY
08-18-2005, 06:42 AM
is OkCupid the newest trend? THEN I MUST HAVE A PROFILE!!!!!!11

nieh
08-18-2005, 07:04 AM
"Specializing in personality analysis, it was programmed by Harvard math grads."

No wonder it's so inaccurate. It was programmed by math grads instead of by people that actually study personalities. They probably tilted everything in favor of the old, ugly geeks so that they had a better chance at getting someone themselves.

Fat Boy Samsam
08-18-2005, 07:13 AM
Holy shit .. Tizz came up as a 97% match for me when I ran my query..

but I think I am too old for her. I am 18!

Tizzalicious
08-18-2005, 07:13 AM
is OkCupid the newest trend? THEN I MUST HAVE A PROFILE!!!!!!11


If you're gonna do it, don't be blonde like Iz and I and realise THERE IS NO END to the questions, so just sotp answering them at some point.

Tizzalicious
08-18-2005, 07:18 AM
Holy shit .. Tizz came up as a 97% match for me when I ran my query..

but I think I am too old for her. I am 18!

18 is perfect. Too bad it's you.

Besides, I'm thinking about moving up my age limit to 19 soon.

Fat Boy Samsam
08-18-2005, 07:20 AM
18 is perfect. Too bad it's you.

Besides, I'm thinking about moving up my age limit to 19 soon.

Tizz, please make your limit 20 cos it's my 19th b'day next week!! :D

the_GoDdEsS
08-18-2005, 08:24 AM
"Specializing in personality analysis, it was programmed by Harvard math grads."

No wonder it's so inaccurate. It was programmed by math grads instead of by people that actually study personalities. They probably tilted everything in favor of the old, ugly geeks so that they had a better chance at getting someone themselves.

I'm very inclined to agree. =P

Fat Boy Samsam
08-18-2005, 09:07 AM
I'm very inclined to agree. =P

I think it's good if it is biased towards nerds and geeks cos that covers 50% of the members here!!

Sin Studly
08-18-2005, 09:15 AM
So, nerds and geeks are still subhuman examples of life.

Fat Boy Samsam
08-18-2005, 09:19 AM
So, nerds and geeks are still subhuman examples of life.

Yeah - but they've still gotta get laid

Sin Studly
08-18-2005, 09:22 AM
No they don't, they might breed.

HornyPope
08-18-2005, 10:14 AM
I can't believe im so out of touch with all the new internet fads! Must get me a profile and try my luck. Who knows- maybe ill meet a wonderful woman on the internet, marry her, have lots of kids and lead a happy life ever after.

HornyPope
08-18-2005, 10:29 AM
I always lash out at test for their inheritent wrong nature, and this one is no different. Im probably preaching to the converted, but this test totaly has no room for humour or any form of personality. Like- they ask me "do you think women have an obligation to shave their legs?". I'll be far more interested to hear how my woman answers this question facetiously than if she answered this seriously. At least I could judge her sense of humour or soemthing.

HornyPope
08-18-2005, 10:34 AM
And then of course there's the constant problem of misinterpreation. They ask me if "both evolution and creationism should be taught in schools". Now, on one hand, i've nothing against teaching bible and all in schools because it enriches the kids education, but knowing that the clowns who answer this question will probably have in mind the recent idiotic debates raging in America over southern states decision to teach creationism in public schools, i just dont feel comfortable giving my opinion on this matter because I know it wont be properly recorded. Sure, i can just skip the question, but those problems seem to occur nearly every instance.

Rag Doll
08-18-2005, 10:46 AM
i get some pretty terrible matches too. puh. =\

Izie
08-18-2005, 10:51 AM
It sucks just about as much as any other site of the sort.

...quite a lot, that is.

And it lies. It says I shouldn't be friends with tizzas :( We don't match! *crys*

RXP
08-18-2005, 11:47 AM
"Specializing in personality analysis, it was programmed by Harvard math grads."

No wonder it's so inaccurate. It was programmed by math grads instead of by people that actually study personalities. They probably tilted everything in favor of the old, ugly geeks so that they had a better chance at getting someone themselves.

Er you can add criteria like not having old people on there.

HornyPope
08-18-2005, 11:51 AM
Hey Dush whateever happened of my faceparty profile? Did I get any sex yet?

RXP
08-18-2005, 11:53 AM
Some webcam girls messaged you, you know those who setup fake profiles to get people to get you onto their sites.

And my ex messaged you cause I messaged her but was logged into your account but it was all emo so I promtly deleted it.

Guys just don't get messaged on there. Girls get like 100,000 page views in a year I get like 2,000.

Tizzalicious
08-18-2005, 11:57 AM
It sucks just about as much as any other site of the sort.

...quite a lot, that is.

And it lies. It says I shouldn't be friends with tizzas :( We don't match! *crys*

Pfft...it didn't say anything about not getting married though, did it?

Preocupado
08-18-2005, 12:00 PM
Everything about that site is annoying. I tried to make a profile, but the questions..... I never asked anybody that kind of question in my life.

RXP
08-18-2005, 12:01 PM
Stop whining about matchmaking.

HornyPope
08-18-2005, 12:03 PM
Fucking gay. Ill never get sex now.

RXP
08-18-2005, 12:04 PM
Hook up with DM again.

Preocupado
08-18-2005, 12:05 PM
ahhhhh...!
Match making? If that was related to breeding hamsters, it could work.

0r4ng3
08-18-2005, 12:07 PM
That is because Cupid is an Idiot!
Come to ME EROS, the real god of love. That's cool, but who's the god of hetero love? I'd rather meet him/her.

JoY
08-18-2005, 01:15 PM
If you're gonna do it, don't be blonde like Iz and I and realise THERE IS NO END to the questions, so just sotp answering them at some point.
at least I figured -that- out... they knew me for 90% by the time I gave up answering them.

JoY
08-19-2005, 06:11 AM
hahaha, I'm matched with a bunch of nigga-niggaz.

Edit: & some really ugly mofo mailed me. his favorite bands are Nirvana, Kort, Outkast & Eminem. I think we have a winner here!!!!!!11

Little_Miss_1565
08-19-2005, 07:24 AM
OH MY GOD

IT MATCHED ME WITH THIS

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?pic=0&tuid=665272656212853840

I WILL NEVER EAT AGAIN.

RXP
08-19-2005, 07:26 AM
That guy's pretty ripped.

You're matched with me aren't you? At least it was like 65% or something.

Edit: http://www.okcupid.com/compare?x=rxp91&y=SarahWMHC

Tizzalicious
08-19-2005, 07:29 AM
Hahahaha OMG.

Haaaaaaawt.

Fat Boy Samsam
08-19-2005, 07:29 AM
OH MY GOD

IT MATCHED ME WITH THIS

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?pic=0&tuid=665272656212853840

I WILL NEVER EAT AGAIN.

OMFGZ ... that's MY dad!!!!!

Tizzalicious
08-19-2005, 07:32 AM
wow, I just did a match thing on RXP and me, and it said "Tizzalicious is hornier"

I must be a real perv.

Little_Miss_1565
08-19-2005, 07:32 AM
That guy's pretty ripped.

You're matched with me aren't you? At least it was like 65% or something.
\[/url]

Indeed.

What does "radcliffy" mean?

RXP
08-19-2005, 07:35 AM
adj. Consisting of the broad range of personality traits normally associated with Harvard girls.

Bob's organized, ambitious, and smart. I wish I were more Radcliffy like he, because I can't get a job at Morgan Stanley. He needs to fuckin' loosen up, though.

http://www.okcupid.com/glossary

RXP
08-19-2005, 07:36 AM
wow, I just did a match thing on RXP and me, and it said "Tizzalicious is hornier"

I must be a real perv.

HAHHAHAHAHA. Where's your profile? You are hornier tho. You're always talking about sex.

JoY
08-19-2005, 07:42 AM
RXP - we even ain't that bad together according to this thing; 60% friends, 54% matches.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! wait a minute, WAIT A MINUTE.. it says;
"blacknightstar is MUCH more into drugs
blacknightstar is MUCH less cruel."

holy fuck, I really AM a hippy. :/

1565 - effing hell, that's sick....

Tizzalicious
08-19-2005, 07:42 AM
HAHHAHAHAHA. Where's your profile? You are hornier tho. You're always talking about sex.

Am not!!! *innocent*

Where's my profile? I didn't fill out anything I think, just uploaded the pics and answered the questions. It's Tizzalicious.

RXP
08-19-2005, 07:49 AM
Yah Bella we'd be good except I'm a nigger. And your drug habit :-)

I don't get how I'm cruel. I guess how I answered those questions I must be.

JoY
08-19-2005, 07:51 AM
It sucks just about as much as any other site of the sort.

...quite a lot, that is.

And it lies. It says I shouldn't be friends with tizzas :( We don't match! *crys*
HAH, Tizz & I are for 59% friends according to that site. we rock. *sticks out tongue*

Izie
08-19-2005, 07:52 AM
It just keeps saying I don't match with any of you *crys* Edit: or maybe I want the percentage to be too high? I got a 61% with Bella :p

In fact, it just keeps saying I don't match with anyone. Or it matches me with... strange people.

Better question, why the FUCK am I looking for matches at all? I should be reading. *shakes head*

And wah wah Tizz, I wanted to add you as a friend but you didn't reply :p Ivil!

JoY
08-19-2005, 07:53 AM
I want to match with you! what's your name there?

I want to try this out with more people. males have to volunteer. grrs.

Edit: Iza, if you're Izie on there, we're 50% friends & I'm MUCH less cruel. in yo face.

EditEdit: Iza85, eh? I'm more into drugs (not much more!) & we're 60% friends, 48% matches. I'd say that's pretty good!

Izie
08-19-2005, 07:54 AM
Izie85, since someone took both Izie and Iza :(

RXP
08-19-2005, 07:55 AM
You need to answer LOADS of questions for it to be accurate and take time over the questions. It does work.

Izie
08-19-2005, 07:56 AM
I did answer loads of questions. And I still think it lies :p

wheelchairman
08-19-2005, 07:58 AM
I'm a member. I only did it for the tests. And it turns out they are all made by internet losers. So somewhere is a profile I might have created while bored.

Tizzalicious
08-19-2005, 08:06 AM
LMAO:

" you are disturbingly good looking....they should make clones of you. I couldnt help myself..... oh well bye bye =)"

HAHAHAHAHA.

Tizzalicious
08-19-2005, 08:07 AM
Iz, I added you now, I didn't log in anymore!

wheelchairman
08-19-2005, 08:18 AM
My name is Wheelie.

and I'm answering some of the questions know...

Tizzalicious
08-19-2005, 08:19 AM
My name is Wheelie.

and I'm answering some of the questions know...

*now?

*giggles some more at wheelie*

JoY
08-19-2005, 09:25 AM
hey! what do you know! some relatively rather handsome guy actually approached me. :o

JohnnyNemesis
08-19-2005, 09:31 AM
You people made me join, you really did. I'm JohnnyNemesis on there, naturally. Some results:

I match well with Tizz, Izie, and wheelchairman.

All this reveals is my incredible desire to have sex with all three of them.

Edit: Isa Isaaa! What's yo' profile name?!

JoY
08-19-2005, 09:33 AM
wtf, didn't we match like.. insanely fantasticly? we so should.

Tizzalicious
08-19-2005, 09:37 AM
You people made me join, you really did. I'm JohnnyNemesis on there, naturally. Some results:

I match well with Tizz, Izie, and wheelchairman.

All this reveals is my incredible desire to have sex with all three of them.

Edit: Isa Isaaa! What's yo' profile name?!

We discussed this, and we are all up for is. So if you just come on MSN, we can cyber.

wheelchairman
08-19-2005, 09:37 AM
All this reveals is my incredible desire to have sex with all three of them.


All at once? I wouldn't say no.

but then, one on one is something I wouldn't say no to either.

JohnnyNemesis
08-19-2005, 09:37 AM
We didn't :(

Truth is, I didn't match too well with anyone here, but compared to some of the matches I saw a few other couples have, it was like, decent and shit.

Izie
08-19-2005, 09:41 AM
We discussed this, and we are all up for is. So if you just come on MSN, we can cyber.

I second this.

Rag Doll
08-19-2005, 10:32 AM
My highest match was with Izie...and even that was only 50% =(

I'm xxxonlyakiss.

Endymion
08-19-2005, 10:56 AM
don't tell me i have to sign up for this thing too...

RXP
08-19-2005, 11:22 AM
You have to sign up for it.

Tizzalicious
08-19-2005, 11:34 AM
Okay, I just did soooome compare thingies:

With:

Izie: 56 % friends 44 % match
Bella 60 % friends 50 % match
Rick 64 % friends 62 % match
WCM 66 % friends 61 % match
RD 67 % friends 70 % match
Little Miss 63 % friends 60 % match
RXP 53 % friends 47 % match

RD, let's get married?

It also said I was hornier with basicly EVERYONE. In the % thing. Then it said it in words for most of you, and for Rag Doll is said: Tizzalicious is MUCH hornier, and for Little Miss 1565 it even said: Tizzalicious is WAAAY hornier. OMG.

RXP
08-19-2005, 11:44 AM
That's cause you have the sex drive of a 14 year old boy. It's no bad thing!

Rag Doll
08-19-2005, 12:30 PM
*swoon*

you set the date, bay-bee ;]

Tizzalicious
08-19-2005, 12:41 PM
Sounds good!!!

wheelchairman
08-19-2005, 12:54 PM
Alright, here's what I got. I've only answered 51 questions.

Vlad 64% friends, 60% matches (I'm less Cruel, he's less methodical)
Izie 59% friends, 43% matches (and she's more aggressive)
Tizz 70% friends, 61% matches (she's hornier)
Ricky 64% friends, 57% matches (I'm more into drugs....)
Isa 60% friends, 52% matches
Sam 67% friends, 65% matches
Dush 66% friends, 63% matches (I'm more into drugs, and MUCH less cruel.)
Little Miss 62% friends, 57% matches (1565 is more old Fashioned, I'm more sex-experienced, and hornier)

Hmm...my best matches are Tizz, Sam, and Dush. I want your sexs now.

Tizzalicious
08-19-2005, 12:55 PM
Yes Per. We should have sex. (I have an excuse to have sex with everyone now, okcupid says I'm horny.)

wheelchairman
08-19-2005, 12:59 PM
Yes Per. We should have sex. (I have an excuse to have sex with everyone now, okcupid says I'm horny.)
pff obviously. And I'm more sex-experienced that 1565 so that probably bodes well for me. However I'm not cruel and like drugs :(

Tizzalicious
08-19-2005, 01:02 PM
Sounds good though? You can be tender, we'll smoke hashle, while we have hawt steamy sex?

wheelchairman
08-19-2005, 01:06 PM
We'll need to have sex on a water bed. I don't want to get hurt. and we need to smoke through a waterpipe, otherwise my lungs will get sore. *wuss*

Rag Doll
08-19-2005, 01:06 PM
I want the secks with Per too =(

RXP
08-19-2005, 01:08 PM
I fail to see what I've said that makes them think I'm cruel! I'm like an animal lover!

wheelchairman
08-19-2005, 01:10 PM
I want the secks with Per too =(
damn jersey girls not in England yet. I've already called you my kinda kinky ;)

RXP, it's cause you are a terrible human being.

Tizzalicious
08-19-2005, 01:11 PM
We'll need to have sex on a water bed. I don't want to get hurt. and we need to smoke through a waterpipe, otherwise my lungs will get sore. *wuss*

Hashle!!!!!! <3

Preocupado
08-22-2005, 07:26 PM
That's it, from now on, i'm leaving all my love decisions up to OkCupid matchmaking system!!!!!


Suddenly, our server recommends:

http://is0.okcupid.com/users/200/532/2015337875043911824/t1121916651.jpg
moxieblonde 20% Match. 40% Friend.
24 / F / Ellensburg, Washington, USA (11574 km from you)

My self-summary:
I'm a smart, funny, outgoing girl that loves to laugh and have fun! If you know what moxie is, feel free to get ahold of me. I

JoY
08-23-2005, 04:30 PM
what's "wooing" someone according to OkCupid's definitions?? because two people just "wooed" me. *raises eyebrow*

Conspiracy of One
08-23-2005, 04:34 PM
joy i think your kinda hot maybe me and you can get together sometime and eat goldfish

MMMMM MMMMMM MMMMM
Noone Likes you.

Vera
08-24-2005, 06:23 AM
I never thought I'd join a dating site. And omg ew, it gives me all these Finnish 30 year olds as matches. s-hfldkshfgkjfdhkgjfdhgk NO.

I tried finding some of you but couldn't. Add me? Am veracious on that site.

RXP
08-24-2005, 12:50 PM
You have the biggest gap between match and friend for anyone i've seen. We're 49% friends and 69% match. omg.

Betty
08-24-2005, 09:34 PM
Haha... I can definitely see that... you two have some sort of twisted love-hate thing going on.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-24-2005, 09:41 PM
OKcupid! OMGZ! YES!!!11

Vera
08-25-2005, 08:16 AM
You have the biggest gap between match and friend for anyone i've seen. We're 49% friends and 69% match. omg.
68% match for me, which is the same as I am with Per.

But WTF, it's more than half. The mind boggles.

Dirty Bertie
08-25-2005, 08:44 AM
Anyone know how many bloody questions there are????

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-25-2005, 04:31 PM
Can anybody give me a link?

RXP
08-25-2005, 04:32 PM
YOu'RE A FUCKING MORON. Look in the thread for links! google it!

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-25-2005, 04:32 PM
YOu'RE A FUCKING MORON. Look in the thread for links! google it!

*Crying* Just give me a link, you ugly faggot!

RXP
08-25-2005, 04:34 PM
www.google.com

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-25-2005, 04:36 PM
www.google.com

Someone's using my email address.