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Endymion
08-17-2005, 09:29 PM
so adriann ims me that someone claiming to be me is telling her that he's been getting complaints about her...

Minnie: [08:12:03] VatiliRocker: Hi. Are you there?

[08:12:14] Squawdust: who is this

[08:12:45] VatiliRocker: Hello.

[08:13:05] VatiliRocker: This is Endymion from The Offspring boards

[08:13:07] VatiliRocker: I am a mod

[08:13:20] Squawdust: oh really?

[08:13:27] VatiliRocker: Yes.

[08:13:34] Squawdust: endy's already on my messenger list...

[08:13:43] VatiliRocker: I need to discuss something with you.

[08:14:00] VatiliRocker: Change of sn

[08:14:07] VatiliRocker: Sorry for the short notice.
Minnie: ?
Endymion: lol
Endymion: not m
Endymion: me*
Minnie: I noticed
Minnie: I'm just going along with it
Minnie: [08:14:58] VatiliRocker: I need to discuss you boardship with you

[08:15:20] VatiliRocker: we have been getting some complaints about your posts on the boards

so then i message him...

Endymion: hello, this is endymion from the offspring board
VatiliRocker logged in.
VatiliRocker: what?
VatiliRocker: impossible
Endymion: we've had some complaints about your posts on the board
VatiliRocker: I am endymion
Endymion: i'm sorry, can you please give some evidence?
VatiliRocker: I am a mod on the boards!
Endymion: please verify your identity
VatiliRocker logged out.

i'm sure adriann can fill in more conversation bits.

i just found it weak that he didn't try to prove to me that he was me. no balls.

JohnnyNemesis
08-17-2005, 09:32 PM
Damn, I would have loved to see him make something up on the fly! That was almost funny. Ahh, these kids.

JohnnyNemesis
08-17-2005, 09:37 PM
Hahaha, oh man that is priceless!

Sorry Adriann, had to do it...I was paid off to say that, y'see....

dexterisMYman
08-17-2005, 09:40 PM
ha ha that was entertaining. did you see the tread in general offspring disscusion?

Rag Doll
08-17-2005, 09:44 PM
Adriann, I so totally complain about you all the time. You awful person you.

aeh20s
08-17-2005, 09:48 PM
i made the thread in General Offspring Chat. i got duped by that asshole, and i did think it was serious. oh well, i'm glad to know it was a lie.

Tizzalicious
08-18-2005, 12:42 AM
Hahaha, I wonder who that is.

Jebus
08-18-2005, 12:57 AM
You should have played along a bit longer.

Endymion
08-18-2005, 01:06 AM
yeah, but it was interrupting me from my reading. The Contortionist's Handbook (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/1931561486/qid=1124352265/sr=8-1/ref=pd_bbs_1/102-1114756-3240141?v=glance&s=books&n=507846). very good, finally finished at around 12:30am.

Little_Miss_1565
08-18-2005, 03:20 AM
yeah, but it was interrupting me from my reading. The Contortionist's Handbook (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/1931561486/qid=1124352265/sr=8-1/ref=pd_bbs_1/102-1114756-3240141?v=glance&s=books&n=507846). very good, finally finished at around 12:30am.

I've heard good things about that one. How is it? Ever read Geek Love (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0375713344/qid=1124360353/sr=8-1/ref=pd_bbs_1/103-9441972-2779848?v=glance&s=books&n=507846)? A friend of mine who has read both recommended The Contortionist's Handbook to me after finding out how much I loved Geek Love.

Oh, and impersonating moderators = bad. Stop making more work for us, Johnny!

Homer
08-18-2005, 06:48 PM
damn, I should put my hotmail in my profile just to get that. But maybe he only uses AIM... shit, I hate AIM... although I still have it...

Mota Boy
08-18-2005, 06:57 PM
*bump* this thread needs more replies.
Complying.

Endymion
08-18-2005, 07:15 PM
I've heard good things about that one. How is it? Ever read Geek Love (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0375713344/qid=1124360353/sr=8-1/ref=pd_bbs_1/103-9441972-2779848?v=glance&s=books&n=507846)? A friend of mine who has read both recommended The Contortionist's Handbook to me after finding out how much I loved Geek Love.
i hadn't heard of it, but i added it to my "to get" list.

right now it's either House of Leaves (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0375703764/qid=1124417536/sr=8-1/ref=pd_bbs_1/102-1114756-3240141?v=glance&s=books&n=507846) or The Brothers Karamazov (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0192835092/qid=1124417603/sr=8-6/ref=pd_bbs_6/102-1114756-3240141?v=glance&s=books&n=507846)

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-18-2005, 07:16 PM
OH MAN!!! IS THAT YOU IN YOUR AVATAR?!?!?! *Arnald pops up* You are one ugly motherfucker

That's the same thing i said...

Homer
08-18-2005, 07:17 PM
Nimrod In Town']That's the same thing i said...

you know, you lost more credibility by saying that.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-18-2005, 07:21 PM
you know, you lost more credibility by saying that.

Who cares? She is an ugly motherfucker.

TheUnholyNightbringer
08-18-2005, 08:35 PM
Nimrod In Town']Who cares? She is an ugly motherfucker.

*points and laughs*

Do you think she invents girlfriends, LOdAT?

JohnnyNemesis
08-18-2005, 08:38 PM
LODAT calling someone ugly is like ruroken telling someone to "get out the house a bit more".

Rag Doll
08-18-2005, 08:39 PM
oh noez...lodat & some random person don't think i'm pretty.

no more hope for better days, after that =(
*cries in a corner*

bd007h
08-18-2005, 08:40 PM
LODAT calling someone ugly is like ruroken telling someone to "get out the house a bit more".

ouch .

TheUnholyNightbringer
08-18-2005, 08:41 PM
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y270/Richie16/75127540_m.jpg

Fair point.

0r4ng3
08-18-2005, 08:54 PM
Thought you could get me, "wheelchairman"?!


VatiliRocker: Hi. Are you there?
FreakXofXorange: uhh, yeah
VatiliRocker: Hello
VatiliRocker: I am the moderator, wheelchairman from The Offspring board
FreakXofXorange: oh, hi
VatiliRocker: I need to duscuss something with you
FreakXofXorange: ok, what?
VatiliRocker: See
VatiliRocker: we have been getting a lot of complaints about some of your posts
FreakXofXorange: really? from who?
VatiliRocker: well the main 3 people were dexterisMyman, Homer, and kickass0987654321
VatiliRocker: the other mods and I decided not to bring this up with the admin if you make a thread in the Genereal Chat forum title "dexterisMyman, Homer, and kickass0987654321" and just simply say a mod approached you and told you to make a thread
VatiliRocker: just ask them what they have against you
VatiliRocker: doing this will garantee you to not get banned
FreakXofXorange: ok, will do
VatiliRocker: ok
VatiliRocker: tell me once your finished
VatiliRocker: so I can review it
FreakXofXorange: all right then
VatiliRocker: it should take you merely 3 minutes
FreakXofXorange: got it

BTW, it may look like I believe them, but I'm just playing along. I just wanted to clear that up.

Little_Miss_1565
08-18-2005, 09:05 PM
i hadn't heard of it, but i added it to my "to get" list.

right now it's either House of Leaves (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0375703764/qid=1124417536/sr=8-1/ref=pd_bbs_1/102-1114756-3240141?v=glance&s=books&n=507846) or The Brothers Karamazov (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0192835092/qid=1124417603/sr=8-6/ref=pd_bbs_6/102-1114756-3240141?v=glance&s=books&n=507846)

SHUT UP, I just bought House of Leaves after work today and started it on the subway home. I really like it so far.

Let's elope.

Mota Boy
08-18-2005, 09:06 PM
Wheelchairman? Endymion? Johnny? What the fuck?


What, I'm not cool enough to impersonate? First I get skipped over for a gimmick account and now this? If things don't start to improve around here, I'm going to have to start a new AIM account and begin impersonating myself.

Rag Doll
08-18-2005, 09:09 PM
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=14076

funnily enough, that's the same band in VatiliRocker's AIM info...

Rag Doll
08-18-2005, 09:12 PM
Aw, he changed the link!!!

Homer
08-18-2005, 09:12 PM
Thought you could get me, "wheelchairman"?!
BTW, it may look like I believe them, but I'm just playing along. I just wanted to clear that up.

damnit, you're supposed to be banned!1 :mad: :mad: :mad:

Rag Doll
08-18-2005, 09:13 PM
Anyway, this is the link that was originally in that post.

http://www.myspace.com/thevatility

They have a message board on their myspace

http://thevatility.proboards36.com/

Endymion
08-18-2005, 09:17 PM
SHUT UP, I just bought House of Leaves after work today and started it on the subway home. I really like it so far.

Let's elope.
i also have a copy of The Whalestoe Letters (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0375714413/qid=1124424959/sr=8-1/ref=pd_bbs_1/102-1114756-3240141?v=glance&s=books&n=507846), basically an expanded set of the letters from the book...

and honey, i'd love to elope. vegas cool with you?

bd007h
08-18-2005, 09:27 PM
Rag Doll, you so totally just read my mind. ichoose90 is my top suspect.

he's not just the suspect, I'd be damned if it isn't IChoose90

Mota Boy
08-18-2005, 10:08 PM
he's not just the suspect, I'd be damned if it isn't IChoose90
Same here, after all those wagers I made with Satan.

Endymion
08-18-2005, 10:17 PM
come on guys, you're giving them way too hard a time. this is one of those "fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, shame on me" things. they were asshats to try it last night, got outed on the board right away. 24 hours later, threads still on the first page of the two most popular sections of the board, and four more people fall for it. at that point it became comedy.

mogs12345
08-18-2005, 10:21 PM
thank you^

ichoose90
08-18-2005, 10:21 PM
come on guys, you're giving them way too hard a time. this is one of those "fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, shame on me" things. they were asshats to try it last night, got outed on the board right away. 24 hours later, threads still on the first page of the two most popular sections of the board, and four more people fall for it. at that point it became comedy.

Did you check out the Green Day one?

Endymion
08-18-2005, 10:24 PM
Did you check out the Green Day one?
sure did..

their greenday one is rather funny. their highest posters all fell for it and were attacking each other, then their ADMIN starts going on about how he's gotta take care of the mod that's doing it. took them five pages before they even began to question wheither it was actually a mod or not. best part: "I don't find racism, sexism, and homophobia very 'cool' when surfing around on a message board. I also think your hatred for the mentally challenged is a tad politicaly incorrect."

ichoose90
08-18-2005, 10:28 PM
sure did..

Ha. That one rocks. The MxPx one isn't terrible but not great.

ichoose90
08-18-2005, 10:32 PM
As I said in another thread, this needs a thread needs a certain amount of stars by it. I don't care if it's one or five.

Mota Boy
08-18-2005, 10:38 PM
So, we're the best at being able to recognize a joke around the internet pop-punk band forum scene?

ichoose90
08-18-2005, 10:40 PM
So, we're the best at being able to recognize a joke around the internet pop-punk band forum scene?

Well. If you want to put it that way.

mogs12345
08-18-2005, 10:44 PM
no actually i would have to say that mxpx recognize faster

wheelchairman
08-18-2005, 10:44 PM
What imposters? I actually said those things.

ichoose90
08-18-2005, 10:47 PM
What imposters? I actually said those things.

Haha. I'm soo sorry wheelchairman. When your playing our game. You have to pretend to be some mod. And wheelchairman was the coolest username that a mod had.

mogs12345
08-18-2005, 10:48 PM
hahahahahhahahaha

JoY
08-19-2005, 05:34 AM
this is fucking bloody fantastic! hahahahaha!!!

Tizzalicious
08-19-2005, 10:17 AM
Yay! I got one too! And he thinks I'm cute and nice!

Offsputrid: Hey, it's Endymion, the moderator.
Offsputrid: Please stop making threads with gay old men having hardcore porn action in the BBS, the other BBSers are complaining.
BubbleTizz: hahahahahahaha
BubbleTizz: yes.
Offsputrid: I am serious, you are violating the program.
BubbleTizz: oh yes
Offsputrid: Thank you for cooperating wit the program. I wouldn't like to be forced to come to you with more administrative reprehensions.
BubbleTizz: uhuh
BubbleTizz: but of course
Offsputrid: By the way, since you're being so nice, would you care to make athread about this, apologizing, so the younger BBS members would feel comfortable posting there again?
BubbleTizz: you realise we know about the prank right?
BubbleTizz: and that I'm a mod myself?
BubbleTizz: and that you are being really stupid right now?
Offsputrid: Why stupid??? And no, you're not a mod yourself.
BubbleTizz: Im not?
Offsputrid: Nope
BubbleTizz: Naw that's right, I just pretend to be one, just like you
BubbleTizz: http://www.offspring.com/forums/showgroups.php?
Offsputrid: Yes, i've seen the thread and don't you like when somebody tries to trick you like this?
BubbleTizz: that's not a thread, it's the list of mods
Offsputrid: oh, one sec.
Offsputrid: waiiiit
BubbleTizz: oh noooez, you just tried to trick a mod
BubbleTizz: oops.
Offsputrid: if i access the page you're requesting, you'll see whos accessing that page and you'll know who i am, right?
BubbleTizz: wtf?
Offsputrid: IM ON TO YOU
BubbleTizz: oh yes that's it, you got me
BubbleTizz: it's a site that shows your IP
Offsputrid: Just like in the movies!
Offsputrid: You don't feel like talking to me?
BubbleTizz: oh, I thought you just wanted to notify me about breaking the rules
Offsputrid: That's the hook for more convo. Like, why do you like pink so much? Don't you feel childish about that?
BubbleTizz: why should I?
Offsputrid: It's the same colour we use in babies clothing.
BubbleTizz: uhuh
Offsputrid: So, i think that, by now...
Offsputrid: Bubble Tizz you seem nice and cute, but busy, so i'm gonna bug someone else. It's funnier to talk to dumb people.

Endymion
08-19-2005, 12:57 PM
And he thinks I'm cute and nice!
*gasp* so does the real endy!

Mota Boy
08-19-2005, 01:05 PM
BubbleTizz: http://www.offspring.com/forums/showgroups.php?
Who the fuck is X-13?

Tizzalicious
08-19-2005, 01:07 PM
*gasp* so does the real endy!

Awwwww!!! <3

Tizzalicious
08-19-2005, 01:08 PM
Who the fuck is X-13?

I have no idea, I was wondering the same.

0r4ng3
08-19-2005, 01:15 PM
Who the fuck is X-13?Higgins, the unofficial 5th member of the Offspring. I actually made a thread asking the same thing around the time I first joined.