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Camilamazed
08-18-2005, 09:38 AM
Guys, My students are asking me some jokes. I've been looking for some on the internet and found some good ones. I'd like to ask you to post some, BUT no racist nor porn ones.... I need something which can be easily understood.

Thank you in advance ^^

Sin Studly
08-18-2005, 09:54 AM
Here's a joke (http://www.offspring.com/forums/member.php?userid=4102).

JohnnyNemesis
08-18-2005, 09:55 AM
Here's a joke (http://www.offspring.com/forums/member.php?userid=4102).

*golf clap* Well played, well played.

Sinister
08-18-2005, 09:55 AM
I got one and its even related to school.

what grade hurts the most when you get it ?
A "B" cause it stings

Sin Studly
08-18-2005, 09:56 AM
A Dominican and a Mexican are sat in a car, who's driving?

*hearts Ricky*

RXP
08-18-2005, 11:15 AM
I got some jokes:

Guy: I've been meaning to ask you out
Girl: no.

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

Sin Studly
08-18-2005, 11:19 AM
Never heard that one before, but I'm sure you have.

A whole bunch.

RXP
08-18-2005, 11:20 AM
I made a thread about it.

Sin Studly
08-18-2005, 11:21 AM
You're so fucking lame, dude.

Sinister
08-18-2005, 11:22 AM
You're so fucking lame, dude.

but no matter how lame he gets you'll always be infinitely more lame than he is.

RXP
08-18-2005, 11:22 AM
I see, this is no surprise.

Camilamazed
08-18-2005, 11:26 AM
I got some jokes:

Guy: I've been meaning to ask you out
Girl: no.

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

bad bad guy =P

Sin Studly
08-18-2005, 11:27 AM
but no matter how lame he gets you'll always be infinitely more lame than he is.

Remember when you weren't posting on the board? Yeah.... try to be more like that.

RXP
08-18-2005, 11:28 AM
Isn't that a TUNB line?

Apathy
08-18-2005, 11:33 AM
I know some of the dumbest jokes....


Two Muffins are sitting in an oven, One muffin turns to the other muffin and says " Boy, It's Getting Hot In here Isn't It?"
The Second Muffin says "AAAAAAHHHHHH! A Talking Muffin"

Why Are Pirates Always Losing their Eyes?
They Just ARRRRRRRR.

I've got more stupid jokes, but lots of them I can't explain without talking to the person face to face.
I Love Stupid Jokes.

Sin Studly
08-18-2005, 11:35 AM
Isn't that a TUNB line?

I think so. He has the right to appropriate my lines, and often does, while I have rights on his. It's one small aspect of our intimate relationship.

RXP
08-18-2005, 11:37 AM
Which guy would you wanna suck off here? We all know the goddess is on top of your list of women to bang. But which guy would you toss/suck off?

Sin Studly
08-18-2005, 11:45 AM
JohnnyNemesis, or maybe wheelchairman. And who said the goddess was at the top of my list? She's like, third.

RXP
08-18-2005, 11:48 AM
Who are the other two? She's clearly on top of your list.

Vlad's had WCM I wouldn't want anything Vlad's been intimate with.

Sin Studly
08-18-2005, 11:50 AM
Ew, he has? I'll take ninth instead.

And I think it's demeaning to talk about bitches like they're cuts of meat, so I'm not gonna name names. At least, not on the public forum.

Sinister
08-18-2005, 11:51 AM
Remember when you weren't posting on the board? Yeah.... try to be more like that.

hmm... how about "no" ?

RXP
08-18-2005, 11:51 AM
I completely agree with that.

Sin Studly
08-18-2005, 11:55 AM
It's a very disrespectful way to talk about your bitches.

RXP
08-18-2005, 11:58 AM
I agree, I hate it when men stare at womens chests when they have extremely low cut tops on. I mean they're dressing like that NOT to be stared at but because they think the garment is pretty.

Megs
08-19-2005, 01:13 PM
if two chavs are riding in a car and there's no music blaring, who's driving?

the police

EDIT: that's not exactly my best by the way

Bacterium
08-19-2005, 01:16 PM
My favorite joke is only funny when you say it in swedish.. :D


RXP, you are funny!! :cool:

China Boy
08-19-2005, 01:37 PM
Here's a joke (http://www.offspring.com/forums/member.php?userid=4102).
EROS got pwned.......

.............................

.............................

...........again

China Boy
08-19-2005, 02:09 PM
You look stupid arguing with him. You have to like, stoop down some levels or however that expression works.
I'll follow your advice...
By ending my little argument with EROS.

notoriousdoc
10-17-2005, 10:35 AM
What do Slinkies and Human have in common?

They're both fun to watch falling down flights of stairs

killer_queen
10-17-2005, 10:52 AM
I got some jokes:

Guy: I've been meaning to ask you out
Girl: no.

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
What happened to this guy? The boards were funnier when RXP was here.