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[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-18-2005, 04:47 PM
I found this on a site, so don't google it. 'Cause it aint my idea:

(Assume you are a girl if you are a boy)

It's your first time. As you lie back your

muscles tighten. You put him

off for a while searching for an excuse, but he

;refuses to be swayed as he

approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you

shake your head bravely.

He has had more experience, but it's the first

time his finger has found

the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver;

your body tenses; but

he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks

deeply within your eyes

and tells you to trust him - he's done this many

times before. His cool

smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him

;more room for an easy

entrance.You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,

but he slowly takes his

time, wanting to cause you as little pain as

possible. As he presses

;closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give

way; pain surges throughout

your body and you feel the slight trickle of

blood as he continues. He

looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too

painful.Your eyes are

filled with tears but you shake your head and nod

for him to go on. He

begins going in and out with skill but you are

now too numb to feel him

within you. After a few moments, you feel

something bursting within you and

he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to

have it over. He looks

at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a

chuckle; that you have been

his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

You smile and thank your

dentist. After all,it was your first time to have

a tooth pulled.

Naughty, Naughty!

What were you thinkin' ?


I know what you were thinking!

08-18-2005, 04:49 PM
It is a little funny I guess.

08-18-2005, 04:52 PM
I've heard that one thousands before. In Swedish, but anyway. It is not funny anymore.

08-18-2005, 04:54 PM
HAHAHAHA!!!! that made me laugh soo much. kickass shouldnt get it. of course.
I get it but I just don't find it funny. Understand little Jew hater?

08-18-2005, 04:58 PM
I dont hate jews you little over-assumer.
then why did you say that? Do you have a crush on the goddes or something?