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thecavedog
08-19-2005, 01:23 AM
Last night I had a very intense dream where Noodles and Dexter was in the same restaurant as me. Noodles and I sat next to each other and talked a bunch. Later on Noodles signed my blue Offspring T-shirt (I don't really have a blue one) and he asked if I'd like Dexter's autograph as well and he went and got it for me.

Felt like I've know him for a long time.

I had another dream the other day where I was in a bar and on the wall was a very small Offspring flyer. I went over to have a look at it, but I couldn't make out what was on the thing. And then some guy to the left of me asked if I liked the Offspring. I looked and it was Dexter.

I think my subconscious wants to meet Dexter and Noodles.

Have any one else had dreams like these?

peko
08-19-2005, 01:32 AM
Haha, I have. I've only had one Offspring dream though where I met Dexter. Unfortunately, right in the middle of it my cell phone rings and I wake up. Man, I was so pissed. I tried to go back to sleep and resume my dream but it didn't work. :(

thecavedog
08-19-2005, 01:36 AM
Damn cell!!! :D Would be cool if i could dream a dream where i play along on stage or just jamming with them for fun.

peko
08-19-2005, 01:58 AM
If you can control your dreams, then maybe you can! I've read a dream book once where it helps you interpret your dreams and become a master dreamer where you can control what you dream about. I lost it though.

Well, dreams are only dreams, and they'll do for now until I'm lucky enough to actually meet them myself. And I live about an hour away from them! You'd think I would've met them at least once, considering how many people on this board have already met them.

thecavedog
08-19-2005, 02:06 AM
I still kick myself when i think about the show they had here in Cape Town. I've heard that Dexter and Noodles hung around after the show and then went to a few bars with some fans. I was so damn tired that i just wanted to sleep. Stupid me *kicks himself in the balls* :mad:

peko
08-19-2005, 02:13 AM
I know how you feel. I felt that way when I missed their signing at Warped Tour, not to mention my friends and I went to the WRONG STAGE when they were performing, so when we finally figured out they were at the other main stage across the whole entire fairplex, it was already packed as hell and from where I was standing I could barely see them since I was really short compared to all the other people standing around me.

Aimeht
08-19-2005, 02:34 AM
Yes, I often dream about the band. Most of the times I'm at their concerts and then I meet them.

This night I dreamt about this bbs! Suddenly Dexter was online and he started to talk with me and only me. Hehehe. I couldn't believe it. Then I woke up. :(

Mentally_Challenged
08-19-2005, 03:15 AM
I actually had a dream invloving Dexter and Noodles last night....

It looked like some random 'family gathering'. I seemed like there was a few people out on a garden patio or something, and Dexter and Noodles were there. Dexter was completley pissed out of his head, and Noodles was just normal. Me and Noodles were talking like we'd known each other for ages, and Dexter was trying to talk but I couldn't work out what he was saying. Then...Dexter and Noodles got acoustic guitars out. Dexter tried to start playing something, but Noodles wouldn't play along.

Mmm...Then I woke up. Which was kinda sad... =P

killer_queen
08-19-2005, 03:20 AM
I had a dream about Offspring a couple of months ago. I was going to a rock fest and Dexter was coming there with his plane. And I found out there that Dexter was a woman. He was walking around with a purple dress and purple high-heeled shoes. And while they were playing someone threw a rock to Greg's head and his head started bleeding.It was a great dream.

Dahui26000
08-19-2005, 04:42 AM
Me, it was 3 days ago. I a casting passed to be a dancer. Dexter was in the room. Then when the casting was finished, he says "What's your name?
- My name is Ophélie (French name)
- You danced good, and if you want, clip turns or you will be the principal character.
- ok "
Thus, I turn a clip with them. With the end he says "good you have to dance with wonder, now you will be our dancer. And you will make the European round with us "
But my awakes with sounded... :mad: :mad:

tle_punk
08-19-2005, 05:29 AM
I had a dream about Offspring a couple of months ago. I was going to a rock fest and Dexter was coming there with his plane. And I found out there that Dexter was a woman. He was walking around with a purple dress and purple high-heeled shoes. And while they were playing someone threw a rock to Greg's head and his head started bleeding.It was a great dream.
Man that's hilarious! Probably not the Greg thing though...

Amazed
08-19-2005, 05:33 AM
I've had 2 or 3 really sick dreams about them. In one of them me and my friends went to a café with Noodles and Dexter. :confused:

panzor41
08-19-2005, 05:45 AM
I had a dream where tons (probably millions) of people where on a tour of Dexters house, and Dexter was the tour guide. Some how a riot started and Dexter ran....when he ran everyone tried to follow, but he was extremely fast...somehow I was one of only two to catch up to him and get his autograph.

I woke up knowing it was gonna be a good day. :)

platinumpt
08-19-2005, 05:50 AM
I've dreamt a few times with The Offspring. Most of the times, I dream I'm watching their concerts, in the most strange places (a dream has to be stupid, right?), like outside my house, or in an hotel pool.

But there were a few in which Dexter called me to sing onstage with him HAHA I hope that never happens, or my voice might hurt a few more sensible ears :D

And there are also the ones in which I get the band's autographs, by going backstage (with strange scnearios, of course)... I had lots of good dreams about them, but then I wake up (duh!). It never happened with other bands, that's why I'm positive they're my favorite band ever.

Amazed
08-19-2005, 06:01 AM
I've dreamt a few times with The Offspring. Most of the times, I dream I'm watching their concerts, in the most strange places (a dream has to be stupid, right?), like outside my house, or in an hotel pool.


HAHA! I've dreamt that they were holding a concert in a pool too :p

IdiotOfTheDay
08-19-2005, 06:24 AM
I had a dream once where I was at the mall, and Noodles and Dexter passed by, and I was just sort of like "whatever" and kept doing whatever it was I was doing, then something happened so I went outside, and all of a sudden it was the outside of my school, which was really weird. So then I met up with one of my old friends that I haven't seen for a few years because I moved, and then I looked around and Dexter and Noodles were standing a few feet away, so I walked over to them. But then it wasn't Dexter, it was some ugly, demented, long-nosed guy who looked like Dexter from far away, but I got Noodles's autograph at least. I can't remember the dream very well, but that's what I do remember.

China Boy
08-19-2005, 08:00 AM
Lol I once dreamed that Ron moved into my neighboors house :D

irishpunkrockgirl
08-19-2005, 08:10 AM
i had a dream where the nazis killed me

dexterisMYman
08-19-2005, 08:15 AM
i had a wierd dream last night. we went to the warped tour(but it was more like CBGB's but we bought tickets to the WT.) dexter and noodles and i hung out. dexter drew on my pants w/ a sharpie and signed my shirt. noodles gave me a kiss and dexter sat there and played a gameboy when they were done. and a ll three of us hung out. then atom came over and sat ther. but i never got a chance to see if greg came over b/c i woke up. it was wierd. i think the funniest part was wheni walked into the place. and the only thing there was them and bbs members, except i couldnt see anyone, they were there but the only thing that was there to identify them ws their names on the floor. oh and dexter called himself fat too. that was pretty amusing.

neocon58
08-19-2005, 08:16 AM
My dreams about Noodles involve whips, dog piss and a funnel.

dexterisMYman
08-19-2005, 08:21 AM
My dreams about Noodles involve whips, dog piss and a funnel.
oh sounds fun!

platinumpt
08-19-2005, 08:24 AM
Now that I think of it, in my dreams I only see Noodles and Dexter. It's not much of a surprise, 'cause they are my favorites...

Camilamazed
08-19-2005, 10:03 AM
I sometimes have dreams with Offy, Alanis or Green day. I'm always seeing gigs. I never meet them. I guess it's because I'm afraid of meeting them. :o

pretty_fly_white_guy858
08-19-2005, 10:59 AM
I listen to my iPod every night before i go to bed. And ive listened to Offspring for the past couple days while I was sleeping and then I dreamt about them. Last nights dream was intense. A hitman hired me to kill Dexter!! :eek: He gave me a stick and a string (dreams are wierd) and I went to find Dexter. By the time I found him, I was in total aw. I couldnt even move because I was stunned that I was standing in front of him just looking at him. He said to me "Want an autograph?" and I started singing an Avenged Sevenfold song and I said "Ive come here to kill you wont leave until youve died" And I said that over and over and over again. Then I woke up

YODAvid
08-19-2005, 11:22 AM
Hell yea i got dreams, too - haha.

One night i dreamed that i met Noodles somewhere, well like on that one picture, where Noodles switches his glasses with another guitar player from some other band, we switched glasses too n made funny faces or whatever, somebody was takin pics of us or something.. I think thats when my stupidass mom (no, shes nice ;) ) started vacuum cleaning right in front of my room....

Another dream: I went to TO concert, but unfortunately (well thats relative in this case) Atom got sick the night before. They wouldnt wanna cancel the show so they asked the ppl if anybody knew how to play all songs on the drums. I sream HELL YES, of yourse, i got picked... Well thats when i woked up, goddamit just a dream.

sXe_AlternativeLife
08-19-2005, 11:26 AM
I dont have dreams unfortunately. Must not get good rest.

Offsprang
08-19-2005, 12:45 PM
I had a dream about the Offspring the night I got back from meeting them at the Warped Tour. But dreams are weird, so it didn't make much sense...

For some reason, the whole band came to my house with their wives in a big, white van. They invited me to go out to dinner with them, but I told them I didn't have a car. So, they said I could ride in the van with them, and they took me around town looking for cars for sale. We stopped at one woman's house to ask about a car in her driveway. When we went inside, there was a kitten walking around, and Noodles told me to take it, so I did. Then we gave up on the car and just went out.

It was weird. Who tells you to steal a cat, anyway?

Aimeht
08-19-2005, 03:21 PM
I'll have to admit... My dream last night, as I told you. There was more. Dex started to post strange pics of...eh...naked people.

Amazed
08-19-2005, 03:32 PM
I had a dream about the Offspring the night I got back from meeting them at the Warped Tour. But dreams are weird, so it didn't make much sense...

For some reason, the whole band came to my house with their wives in a big, white van. They invited me to go out to dinner with them, but I told them I didn't have a car. So, they said I could ride in the van with them, and they took me around town looking for cars for sale. We stopped at one woman's house to ask about a car in her driveway. When we went inside, there was a kitten walking around, and Noodles told me to take it, so I did. Then we gave up on the car and just went out.

It was weird. Who tells you to steal a cat, anyway?

hahahahah... the cat part made me laugh

here's one of my sick dreams. I don't remember everything and I'm not sure things are in the right order, but it was something like this:

I went to a concert. First I was somewhere in the middle of the crowd, but then, for some reason, I was suddenly on stage. I was standing in a corner and before they started playing I was supposed to jump at the same time as the band. But I screwed up (I know, how hard can it be to jump?) and dexter was angry at me. Then I was on my way to a friend's father's house. I don't know why I was going there, 'cause I wasn't there to see my friend. Anyway, I came to the house and I was in a hurry 'cause I was going to a café with my friends and Noodles and Dexter. So I went into the house and put the remote control on a table or something like that and then I went out to go to the café. Then I realized I hadn't put the remote control in the right place, so I went back and moved it. When I went out again, I almost ran into an ex classmate. I started running towards the café. For some reason I had brought a chair. I came to the car park and between the trees that are next to it, there were white tables. So I "parked" the chair by a table, hoping no one would steal it. Outside the café I met my friends and I asked them where Noodles and Dexter were. "Over there", one of them said and pointed. I saw them skating on the other car park. Then they came to us and we went inside. I told them I didn't have any money and Dexter said that he couldn't pay because he didn't have his "card". I remember that I felt like I had known him and Noodles for ages. Then I woke up. :confused:


EDIT: haha, no one will bother reading my post

dexterisMYman
08-19-2005, 03:34 PM
I'll have to admit... My dream last night, as I told you. There was more. Dex started to post strange pics of...eh...naked people.
ha ha. thats great

Aimeht
08-19-2005, 03:40 PM
ha ha. thats great
Yes, and...he liked it. Maybe he is into sadomasochism, too.

Amazed
08-19-2005, 03:41 PM
If you can control your dreams, then maybe you can! I've read a dream book once where it helps you interpret your dreams and become a master dreamer where you can control what you dream about. I lost it though.

I can't control my dreams, but sometimes when I have a nightmare I wake myself up.

dexterisMYman
08-19-2005, 03:42 PM
Yes, and...he liked it. Maybe he is into sadomasochism, too.
oh my word! :eek:

Aimeht
08-19-2005, 03:45 PM
I can't control my dreams, but sometimes when I have a nightmare I wake myself up.

I do that too! :eek:

dexterisMYman
08-19-2005, 03:45 PM
I do that too! :eek:
yeah same here

Aimeht
08-19-2005, 03:46 PM
oh my word! :eek:

I liked it too. When I woke up... Damn. That was not easy. :D

Sinister
08-19-2005, 03:50 PM
all of you who have Offspring dreams are lucky ! my latest dream was a horrible nightmare in which my dad caught me watching porn. and when I woke up I was DAMN happy it was just a nightmare.

Aimeht
08-19-2005, 03:51 PM
all of you who have Offspring dreams are lucky ! my latest dream was a horrible nightmare in which my dad caught me watching porn. and when I woke up I was DAMN happy it was just a nightmare.

Hahaha, be happy. For some people, that becomes reality. :P

Amazed
08-19-2005, 04:02 PM
all of you who have Offspring dreams are lucky ! my latest dream was a horrible nightmare in which my dad caught me watching porn. and when I woke up I was DAMN happy it was just a nightmare.

In my nightmares black riders throw scythes at me. And once I had a nightmare in which my grandpa wanted to kill me.

Aimeht
08-19-2005, 04:05 PM
yeah same here
The scary thing is... Just when I wake up, I go to sleep in three seconds again. And the nightmares continue, until I force myself to wake up, and then go to sleep, and the nightmares... I think you get it.

BananaFish
08-19-2005, 04:07 PM
I once had a nightmare where Green Day tried to destroy the world(which was actually an alien world, 'cause my dream was all sci-fi and stuff) using explosive peanuts. Luckly, someone managed to stop them.

Amazed
08-19-2005, 04:08 PM
I do that too! :eek:

How do you do it? I close my eyes, in the dream, and when I open them (it's really hard) I'm awake.

The Darkside Has Cookies
08-19-2005, 04:17 PM
I had a dream one time that Pamela anderson came into my room naked,and we fucked. Then all the sudden Noodles came in and started feeling up my punching bag and licking his lips. Then as he was walking towards the bed about to make it a 3 some my mom woke me up. I had a boner and my hand was on my ass.

Tired_Of_You
08-19-2005, 04:31 PM
The scary thing is... Just when I wake up, I go to sleep in three seconds again. And the nightmares continue, until I force myself to wake up, and then go to sleep, and the nightmares... I think you get it.I don't understand this. It never happens to me. I know I shouldn't complain, but it seems like I'm the only one who never have nightmares who never ends like that, haha.

I had a few dreams related to The Offspring. Once I was with Dexter and Noodles at a restaurant and Noodles was drunk. Twice I dreamed that I was at one of their show, they notably played Self Esteem in a Zellers. I dreamed that I was with Greg and I think the rest of the band was there too, but I don't exactly remember what happened.

wishomie
08-19-2005, 04:41 PM
was it a wet dream. :D

Aimeht
08-19-2005, 05:03 PM
How do you do it? I close my eyes, in the dream, and when I open them (it's really hard) I'm awake.

I don't know! :eek: Mostly when I'm having nightmares I do like that. I become so scared I wake up by forcing myself, you know?

Aimeht
08-19-2005, 05:04 PM
I don't understand this. It never happens to me. I know I shouldn't complain, but it seems like I'm the only one who never have nightmares who never ends like that, haha.

I had a few dreams related to The Offspring. Once I was with Dexter and Noodles at a restaurant and Noodles was drunk. Twice I dreamed that I was at one of their show, they notably played Self Esteem in a Zellers. I dreamed that I was with Greg and I think the rest of the band was there too, but I don't exactly remember what happened.

You are lucky then. I don't like it. :(

Amazed
08-19-2005, 06:04 PM
I don't know! :eek: Mostly when I'm having nightmares I do like that. I become so scared I wake up by forcing myself, you know?

Yeah.. Cool. But you have to know it's a dream to force yourself to wake up.

ichoose90
08-19-2005, 07:18 PM
Off topic but true story. One time I had a dream that the whole world was super obsessed with techno music and everybody could fly except for me. I went into this strip mall and Destiny's Child was playing techno music. I went back outside and I walk up to this guy who looked like Inspector Gadget. I asked him why I couldn't fly and he said some weird phrase (but I couldn't remember what it was) and then he just put his fist in the air and took off.

If anyone can analyze this, then feel free.

Aimeht
08-20-2005, 02:35 AM
Yeah.. Cool. But you have to know it's a dream to force yourself to wake up.

Yes, I do know it's just a dream.

Amazed
08-20-2005, 12:50 PM
Yes, I do know it's just a dream.

Ok, it's weird when you know it's just a dream.

Hypodermic_89
08-20-2005, 12:51 PM
I once had a dream that I was interviewing The Offspring in my front yard! :D I was asking them about the new album (Chinese Democracy.. old dream)

offspring_freak_3
08-20-2005, 01:27 PM
last night i dreamed that the offspring was playing on my school and after the show i saw dexter and noodles, we talk about some shits and i asked them to sign my guitar, after a while noodles ask me if i want to do the backing vocals on the next show because higgins was sick, so i agreed, in the next day in the backstage noodles and dexter give they guitars to me and noodles start to teach me that thing that him and higgins do in the kids aren't alright, after we sing pretty fly... :rolleyes: and fuck my mom woke me up :(

jackass
08-20-2005, 03:11 PM
I had a dream about Offspring a couple of months ago. I was going to a rock fest and Dexter was coming there with his plane. And I found out there that Dexter was a woman. He was walking around with a purple dress and purple high-heeled shoes. And while they were playing someone threw a rock to Greg's head and his head started bleeding.It was a great dream.

I had a dream where Dexter was just like that too. I also just had one recently where I was smelling Dextrs hair, it smelled good. And then I had this other one where I was going to california with Dexter and Noodles in Dexters magic truck, but Noodles was crazy and then Derxters wife wanted to kill me.

Tired_Of_You
08-20-2005, 03:14 PM
Off topic but true story. One time I had a dream that the whole world was super obsessed with techno music and everybody could fly except for me. I went into this strip mall and Destiny's Child was playing techno music. I went back outside and I walk up to this guy who looked like Inspector Gadget. I asked him why I couldn't fly and he said some weird phrase (but I couldn't remember what it was) and then he just put his fist in the air and took off.

If anyone can analyze this, then feel free.It means your most precious dream is to fly like SuperMan.

Unnatural Disaster
08-20-2005, 03:25 PM
I had a dream that The Offspring made a movie and I went to see the premier with them.

deep-fried dog-food sushi
08-20-2005, 04:42 PM
i had a dream dexter, greg, and ron came to a party i threw and my band was playing and they played live for us and i was the best dream ever. they played all i want and some other songs

Sam
08-20-2005, 05:18 PM
sometimes I dream with them...
but in the best part of the dream I wake up
I hate when that happens :mad:

Telekinesis
08-20-2005, 10:04 PM
I had a dream where I went to this thing for american teens coming to Australia to learn about Aussie culture and animals and for some reeason I was there (I'm Australian so why would I be there?) and what was even weirder Noodles was the person talking to everyone! He was telling the americans about Koalas and stuff and then suddenly I was on an aeroplane and Noodles was there as well. he was a few seats away from me and then he swapped with someone and I started talking to him like I knew him. I was like "remember me? I was the chick who was calling you gay and stuff" but of course he had never seen what I looked like so I was just freaking him out then he switched again and some oxygen masks came down. when we landed I wanted to talk to him but I never got the chance, that's all I remember.

Also once I had a dream that my grade 5 teacher got taken away by the FBI. It was weird, I also remember in that dream running to the back of the footy oval at school with like half the school and making these little wooden houses out of twigs. I actually woke up crying, he was such a cool teacher.

coke_a_holic
08-20-2005, 10:26 PM
I had a dream that Noodles wanted me. Only it wasn't a dream, he's totally into me.

Black Dragon
08-20-2005, 11:24 PM
I have 2 dreams releated to the Offspring , kinda wired also:

In the first one I was walking alone on an empty street heading towards an Offspring Show and i saw some guy walking on the other side of the street. I cross a Railroad, and realice that this guys was going in the same direction as I was. Later on I realice that it was Dexter, imagine my sorprise!!!
So I start to talk to him and I notice he speak perfect spanish ( i know its wired, but people speak spanish in my contry, Argentina), and whe start talking about was he doing there and other stuff. I realice that he was really inteligent. He said to me that he was heading towards the show but he was a little early because he need to update something from the Offspring Page. And he told me that the only place where he can do that was near the stage ( besides they played in a theater).
So we arrived there, and i took my place in the crowd .On a side of the stage Noodles was talking to Dexter's wife, Kristine, and standing next to some guitars. The show began and all the people start to arrived. The cortains when up and I saw Dexter playng.. a piano :confused: !!!, its was a funny melody, and then enters Noodles playing a Kick ass solo on Guitar. YEAH!!
But just after that the clock began to ring, and I wake up just in time for me to go to school.

The other dream was shorter, I was in Dexters house, in some kind of a family reunion, it was the hole Band there and some other people, i think there where relatives, for example their wifes and other dudes. Well they meet there and where discusting some thing about an adoption, i sat next to a girl, she was about my age, and she told me that she was going to have a sister soon, also she said that she was Dexter's daughter. I start to talk to her, and later on Dexter and Kristine when to the place where i was talking to Alexa (Dexter's daughter) and tell me that I was a new member of there family. Imagine that!!!!! So i realice i was been adopted by Dexter, that was the coolest dream i had. It finish up, when i was trying to help Alexa to do her homework or something like that, i don't remeber very well

Very wired, right??
:p
BUT THEY WHERE THE MOST WIREDS DREAM I EVER HAD :D

Tired_Of_You
08-20-2005, 11:41 PM
Yeah, really wired like you say, but not so weird.

Amazed
08-21-2005, 02:22 AM
Originally Posted by ichoose90
Off topic but true story. One time I had a dream that the whole world was super obsessed with techno music and everybody could fly except for me. I went into this strip mall and Destiny's Child was playing techno music. I went back outside and I walk up to this guy who looked like Inspector Gadget. I asked him why I couldn't fly and he said some weird phrase (but I couldn't remember what it was) and then he just put his fist in the air and took off.

If anyone can analyze this, then feel free.



It means your most precious dream is to fly like SuperMan.

...and that you deep down love techno music.

Tired_Of_You
08-21-2005, 11:36 AM
He should stop hiding that he loves techno music, it will make him fly like SuperMan.

Flen
08-21-2005, 03:49 PM
I can't remember how much dreams I have had about The Offspring, but there are some. Mostly I play with them on stage and I sing the lines alongside with Dexter (yes, I can sing a little bit :p )
And also one time in my dream, I was on a site with a huge tent, in the tent there were Dexter and Noodles and I just talked to them about favourite songs, heck I forgot the rest :p

thecavedog
08-22-2005, 01:57 AM
I usually only dream of Dexter and Noodles. But it figures.

<<Angry Kid>>
08-22-2005, 05:09 AM
Yea i had 2 dreams:
#1
I was at school and suddenly Dex and Noodles turned up on the school bus, only they were the same age as me (14) we were all dressed in offspring school uniform (cool)
we all were just playing together with all my mates in the playground and in lessons i sat next to Dex and my best mate sat next to Noodles
then, they suddenly stood up and they were older again and they did a show in my school hall!! then i woke up with my cat sitting on my face... :o

#2
For some reason I was in hospital and I got up and looked round the building, suddenly I saw 2 figures walking my way, as they got closer I saw they were Dex and Noodles dressed up as doctors, they were walking as if they were in the 'why dont you get a job' video. I ran towards them and woke up with my head under my pillow and I couldnt breath all that well.....creepy :eek:

thecavedog
08-22-2005, 05:20 AM
I love your first dream! Dreams are so wierd, but i wouldn't have it any other way.

ygokazuki
08-22-2005, 06:41 AM
I had a dream in which I fell out of a very high monorail and Noodles impaled me with the headstock of his guitar.

<<Angry Kid>>
08-22-2005, 12:28 PM
All my dreams seem so real, every single one but its cool coz i almost always know when im dreaming which is cool coz i can make stuff happen :D

killer_queen
08-22-2005, 12:35 PM
Oh, you all had lame dreams. Mine is the best. Nobody can get a chance to see Dexter with an evening dress. And Greg crying.

<<Angry Kid>>
08-22-2005, 12:38 PM
Your getting a bit to big for your boots on this board and stop being so shallow about fat people, theyre just cuddly not ugly

killer_queen
08-22-2005, 12:42 PM
Your getting a bit to big for your boots on this board and stop being so shallow about fat people, theyre just cuddly not ugly
Come on, I was kidding. My ex-boyfriend was fat. I know they're not ugly. But I am shallow and I can't do anything for it.

<<Angry Kid>>
08-22-2005, 12:48 PM
ha EX-boybriend says it all :p
I know you cant help who you are, but it can put larger people on this site down
I'm not large, infact im a stick in disguise, but if i was large I woudnt like you to say hurtful things.
so apologise to the big cuddly folks on the forum! :)

killer_queen
08-22-2005, 12:52 PM
Okaaay.
I'm apologise all big cuddly folks in here for calling Dexter fat and fats are unloveable. I'm really sorry. And I love you all if you don't cry when you go shopping. That's all. Back to the topic.

Thucydides
08-22-2005, 12:53 PM
I think my subconscious wants to meet Dexter and Noodles.

I think my conscious wants to meet Dexter and Noodles. :D (and Greg!)


My dream is the best - so I was in bed and then Greg K and Snape (my Snape, not the crappy one in the movie) came along and well..y'know ;)

<<Angry Kid>>
08-22-2005, 12:56 PM
gd gd :D wat was the topic? o yea offspring dreams....

melbert
08-22-2005, 01:07 PM
Has anyone had an Offspring dream where Dexter and/or Noodles were NOT involved?
Cause I mean...

Thucydides
08-22-2005, 01:28 PM
Has anyone had an Offspring dream where Dexter and/or Noodles were NOT involved?
Cause I mean...

You mean with Greg? :p

Aimeht
08-25-2005, 05:35 AM
Last night I had the strangest dream... Not about Offspring, but I thought I would share anyway.
My mother and grandmother bought drugs togeher and my mom gave me a plastic bag with joints... I really could smell and taste them in the dream, wierd... Oh...

thecavedog
08-30-2005, 08:01 AM
Damn, so you want to do drugs as a family pass-time :eek: :)

Any one else ever had a Offspring dream?

dexterisMYman
08-30-2005, 08:08 AM
yup i have those all the time. but for some reason greg k is never in them.

Aimeht
08-30-2005, 08:26 AM
yup i have those all the time. but for some reason greg k is never in them.
Same here, same here... And for some reason, Dexter is always in them. :rolleyes:

dextermyideal
08-30-2005, 08:55 AM
can't tell

dexterisMYman
08-30-2005, 09:14 AM
Same here, same here... And for some reason, Dexter is always in them. :rolleyes:
oh corse he is! i had a dream about him last night come to think of it. and it was good!

Aimeht
08-30-2005, 11:03 AM
oh corse he is! i had a dream about him last night come to think of it. and it was good!
The wierdest thing was... A couple of nights ago I dreamt that I was on a concert with The Offspring, but I only saw Dexter. 'They' played no Offspring songs and I was pissed and I asked a guy if I could talk to Dexter and told him that the show was crap and I hated it. :eek:

dexterisMYman
08-30-2005, 11:06 AM
The wierdest thing was... A couple of nights ago I dreamt that I was on a concert with The Offspring, but I only saw Dexter. 'They' played no Offspring songs and I was pissed and I asked a guy if I could talk to Dexter and told him that the show was crap and I hated it. :eek:
that was mean. well like i said the wierdest dexter/offspring related dream was the one were he(dexter) drew on my pants for no reason. and i had one where we were being chase by a micheal myers and jason looking thing. and it tried to kill dexter but i jumped in front and it killed me. then i woke up. i sacrificed myself for dexter.

Aimeht
08-30-2005, 11:12 AM
that was mean. well like i said the wierdest dexter/offspring related dream was the one were he(dexter) drew on my pants for no reason. and i had one where we were being chase by a micheal myers and jason looking thing. and it tried to kill dexter but i jumped in front and it killed me. then i woke up. i sacrificed myself for dexter.
How noble of you! ;)

dexterisMYman
08-30-2005, 11:15 AM
How noble of you! ;)
lol i know. i would probably do that if it really happened. im like that sacrifice myself for everyone i love.

anita
08-30-2005, 11:36 AM
Well I had a few dreams with the offspring. Once I had a dream that I skipped school and saw Dexter in the park. He said that he will be playing a concert around ehre in 2 days and he said that we can hang out. We sat there and talked and after that I sat on his lap. And then we did more. :x

Another dream I had was also with Dexter, we went for a walk (in the same park lol). After a while we decided that we wanna get ice cream. So we went to this one place and Dexter grabbed two cones. It was the kind you get out of the machine. And so Dexter started to put some icecream on the first cone and he broke the machine. I was like aw man, we needed two.. he said "Ahh.. it's okay" and started eating his ice cream... then we left the place. (yes, I got no ice cream lol)

Another dream I had was with all the band members. Thewy were placed in different rooms and I entered each one of them. One was Noodles at a disco or soemthing, there was some country music playing and Noodles was dancing, it was very amusing.
In the next room there was Ron with some girls. Don't remember a lot of details there.
Greg was just sitting in his room. I guess my imagination didn't work much. I guess he was having a drink or something.
Then I entered the 4th room where was Dexter sitting on the couch crying. I was like "Aww Dexter, whats wrong?" and he said "Nobody likes me.. see, nobody cares about me here". I was like well I can hang out with you :) and so we did. Somebody got us some drink and we stayed in the room until I woke up lol.


THE END!!

dexterisMYman
08-30-2005, 11:36 AM
Well I had a few dreams with the offspring. Once I had a dream that I skipped school and saw Dexter in the park. He said that he will be playing a concert around ehre in 2 days and he said that we can hang out. We sat there and talked and after that I sat on his lap. And then we did more. :x

Another dream I had was also with Dexter, we went for a walk (in the same park lol). After a while we decided that we wanna get ice cream. So we went to this one place and Dexter grabbed two cones. It was the kind you get out of the machine. And so Dexter started to put some icecream on the first cone and he broke the machine. I was like aw man, we needed two.. he said "Ahh.. it's okay" and started eating his ice cream... then we left the place. (yes, I got no ice cream lol)

Another dream I had was with all the band members. Thewy were placed in different rooms and I entered each one of them. One was Noodles at a disco or soemthing, there was some country music playing and Noodles was dancing, it was very amusing.
In the next room there was Ron with some girls. Don't remember a lot of details there.
Greg was just sitting in his room. I guess my imagination didn't work much. I guess he was having a drink or something.
Then I entered the 4th room where was Dexter sitting on the couch crying. I was like "Aww Dexter, whats wrong?" and he said "Nobody likes me.. see, nobody cares about me here". I was like well I can hang out with you :) and so we did. Somebody got us some drink and we stayed in the room until I woke up lol.


THE END!!

ha ha cool. look dexter*points*

anita
08-30-2005, 11:40 AM
I also remember something else. It was few days before they released Splinter. I had a dream that I went to theatre where Dexter was performing the new Offspring songs in the acoustic version. And I remembered some tunes after waking up! It was weird! But none of them appeared on Splinter :X

dexterisMYman
08-30-2005, 11:41 AM
I also remember something else. It was few days before they released Splinter. I had a dream that I went to theatre where Dexter was performing the new Offspring songs in the acoustic version. And I remembered some tunes after waking up! It was weird! But none of them appeared on Splinter :X
dude the best one i had, all i can say is me, dexter, room, by ourselves.

Aimeht
08-30-2005, 11:43 AM
lol i know. i would probably do that if it really happened. im like that sacrifice myself for everyone i love.
I would too. :)

anita
08-30-2005, 11:53 AM
dude the best one i had, all i can say is me, dexter, room, by ourselves.


these are always best

dexterisMYman
08-30-2005, 02:34 PM
these are always best
word.
*10*

H_Sea
08-30-2005, 03:22 PM
I've had two offspring dreams, Sorry, they are both about Dexter.

the first one is that im at a concert, but in sitting on the side of the stage with about five other people and looking up at Dexter as he's singing self-esteem, then the others slowly get off the stage coz they wanted a better view without craning thier neck (i remember thinking how satupid they were coz this was the best view you could get). eventually it was just me and my friend on the stage and Dex pulled us up and we all sung into the same microphone. It was great! then we had to sing Pretty fly.. and i was the gal part, coz im a gal, and i forgot the wordsa and totally screwed up, but dex just laughed and hugged me with one arm and kept singing. I remembered the words then.
I also remember there was a break in the concert and bercause it was an open concert on a farmer's field, i fell down a rabbit hole when going to get drinks...it goes on from that but i cant remember that much except i manage to miss the rest of the concert and Dexter got really worried!

the second dream was that i knew Dexter really well and we were hanging out, playing pool and bowling at my local bowling alley. Then we just sat in the corner and talked and that lead to other things and...then i woke up happy.

offspring_freak_3
08-30-2005, 03:27 PM
Well I had a few dreams with the offspring. Once I had a dream that I skipped school and saw Dexter in the park. He said that he will be playing a concert around ehre in 2 days and he said that we can hang out. We sat there and talked and after that I sat on his lap. And then we did more. :x

Another dream I had was also with Dexter, we went for a walk (in the same park lol). After a while we decided that we wanna get ice cream. So we went to this one place and Dexter grabbed two cones. It was the kind you get out of the machine. And so Dexter started to put some icecream on the first cone and he broke the machine. I was like aw man, we needed two.. he said "Ahh.. it's okay" and started eating his ice cream... then we left the place. (yes, I got no ice cream lol)

Another dream I had was with all the band members. Thewy were placed in different rooms and I entered each one of them. One was Noodles at a disco or soemthing, there was some country music playing and Noodles was dancing, it was very amusing.
In the next room there was Ron with some girls. Don't remember a lot of details there.
Greg was just sitting in his room. I guess my imagination didn't work much. I guess he was having a drink or something.
Then I entered the 4th room where was Dexter sitting on the couch crying. I was like "Aww Dexter, whats wrong?" and he said "Nobody likes me.. see, nobody cares about me here". I was like well I can hang out with you :) and so we did. Somebody got us some drink and we stayed in the room until I woke up lol.


THE END!!

LMAO. pretty funny :p :D

rodney mullen
08-30-2005, 04:22 PM
Last night I had a very intense dream where Noodles and Dexter was in the same restaurant as me. Noodles and I sat next to each other and talked a bunch. Later on Noodles signed my blue Offspring T-shirt (I don't really have a blue one) and he asked if I'd like Dexter's autograph as well and he went and got it for me.

Felt like I've know him for a long time.

I had another dream the other day where I was in a bar and on the wall was a very small Offspring flyer. I went over to have a look at it, but I couldn't make out what was on the thing. And then some guy to the left of me asked if I liked the Offspring. I looked and it was Dexter.

I think my subconscious wants to meet Dexter and Noodles.

Have any one else had dreams like these?
i have a lot of dreams like that.

thecavedog
08-31-2005, 12:48 AM
We're all totally lost! :D Girls dreaming of "having" Dexter and others doing wierd things with them. I LOVE IT!!! :rolleyes:

Aimeht
08-31-2005, 03:16 AM
We're all totally lost! :D Girls dreaming of "having" Dexter and others doing wierd things with them. I LOVE IT!!! :rolleyes:
I guess someday we all end up in the mental hospital. :rolleyes:

Vladimir
08-31-2005, 03:46 AM
Last night I had a very intense dream where Noodles and Dexter was in the same restaurant as me. Noodles and I sat next to each other and talked a bunch. Later on Noodles signed my blue Offspring T-shirt (I don't really have a blue one) and he asked if I'd like Dexter's autograph as well and he went and got it for me.

Felt like I've know him for a long time.

I had another dream the other day where I was in a bar and on the wall was a very small Offspring flyer. I went over to have a look at it, but I couldn't make out what was on the thing. And then some guy to the left of me asked if I liked the Offspring. I looked and it was Dexter.

I think my subconscious wants to meet Dexter and Noodles.

Have any one else had dreams like these?

Stop with Marja plz

thecavedog
08-31-2005, 06:48 AM
I guess someday we all end up in the mental hospital. :rolleyes:
Well be "MAD" about The Offspring ;)

Drummerguy123
08-31-2005, 09:38 PM
One time I had a dream that I was at some fancy hotel and the Offspring were playing Can't Repeat in front of like 50 people. I was going to go get their atographs when I woke up.

Actually, I heard that if you know you are about to wake up and you want you're dream to continue, you look around you 360 degrees and it will continue. But choose wisely, I heard it only works once.

Aimeht
09-01-2005, 03:36 AM
Well be "MAD" about The Offspring ;)
Hehehe, yes.

Mentally_Challenged
09-01-2005, 04:07 AM
Then I entered the 4th room where was Dexter sitting on the couch crying. I was like "Aww Dexter, whats wrong?" and he said "Nobody likes me.. see, nobody cares about me here". I was like well I can hang out with you :) and so we did. Somebody got us some drink and we stayed in the room until I woke up lol.


THE END!!


Aww...That's kinda sweet really =P My dreams are all borrrrrrringggggg....I want more dreams involving dexter *shakes fist angrily*

Evka.pl
09-01-2005, 04:09 AM
i've never had an offspring dream...weird..what kind of a fan am i??? :mad:

Aimeht
09-01-2005, 09:45 AM
i've never had an offspring dream...weird..what kind of a fan am i??? :mad:
Agree, you are not a real fan if you're not having dreams about the band. :eek:

Hehehe, just kidding. ;)

DexterWannabe
09-04-2005, 01:00 PM
Last night I had a very intense dream where Noodles and Dexter was in the same restaurant as me. Noodles and I sat next to each other and talked a bunch. Later on Noodles signed my blue Offspring T-shirt (I don't really have a blue one) and he asked if I'd like Dexter's autograph as well and he went and got it for me.

Felt like I've know him for a long time.

I had another dream the other day where I was in a bar and on the wall was a very small Offspring flyer. I went over to have a look at it, but I couldn't make out what was on the thing. And then some guy to the left of me asked if I liked the Offspring. I looked and it was Dexter.

I think my subconscious wants to meet Dexter and Noodles.

Have any one else had dreams like these?

don't do drugs kids!

defy me
09-04-2005, 01:08 PM
I had this wired dream with Noodles in that i was surfing with him and somehow in the water i snapped the board on his head... then i woke up. I never found out what i did to the poor guy. :(

The Darkside Has Cookies
09-04-2005, 01:09 PM
My dream last night:


Noodles and me were smoking cigar's and talking about the old days and Greg walked in with Higgins holding hands. Then Noodles and me jumped them, stole all their cash,and wrote "Gay Pride" on their backs. Then Dexter walked in with a gun and shot Noodles in the face and pushed me out the window and I kept falling the rest of the dream cause we were in a giant spaceship in Heaven.

Amazed
09-04-2005, 01:35 PM
My dream last night:


Noodles and me were smoking cigar's and talking about the old days and Greg walked in with Higgins holding hands. Then Noodles and me jumped them, stole all their cash,and wrote "Gay Pride" on their backs. Then Dexter walked in with a gun and shot Noodles in the face and pushed me out the window and I kept falling the rest of the dream cause we were in a giant spaceship in Heaven.

HAHAHA! I want your dream ;)

Aimeht
09-11-2005, 08:21 AM
This night I dreamt about TheUnholyNightbringer. :eek: I don't think you want me to tell more... Eh... :o

Amazed
09-11-2005, 08:26 AM
This night I dreamt about TheUnholyNightbringer. :eek: I don't think you want me to tell more... Eh... :o

haha! I once dreamt that I met platinumpt :p That was a really fucked up dream...

Aimeht
09-11-2005, 08:27 AM
haha! I once dreamt that I met platinumpt :p That was a really fucked up dream...
He's a guy? =P (WHAT DID YOU DO?!)

Amazed
09-11-2005, 08:32 AM
He's a guy? =P (WHAT DID YOU DO?!)

yeah, he is =P I didn't do anything special. The thing was that I got teleported to portugal and there I ran into him. I was like "erm.. hi?" and then I think I woke up. Lots of other stuff happened in that dream, but it was really messy and I don't remember it all.

Aimeht
09-11-2005, 08:33 AM
yeah, he is =P I didn't do anything special. The thing was that I got teleported to portugal and there I ran into him. I was like "erm.. hi?" and then I think I woke up. Lots of other stuff happened in that dream, but it was really messy and I don't remember it all.
Hehe, well, I remember every single thing Dave and I did...

Evka.pl
09-11-2005, 08:50 AM
yes! finally i had an offspring dream. that i was at their concert and dex was pulling out his guitar plug all the time. then noodles started mocking him.yes! i am a real fan now! thx god:))))

Aimeht
09-11-2005, 08:51 AM
Congratulations!

Amazed
09-11-2005, 09:01 AM
I had my 5th or 6th offspring dream last night :D

Aimeht
09-11-2005, 09:03 AM
Now is the time you tell us all what it was about.

Amazed
09-11-2005, 09:13 AM
Now is the time you tell us all what it was about.

Just like my other dreams is was really messy =P But I remember that I was at a concert and Dexter fire hosed (I don't know how to spell it.. was that right?) the crowd :D

vikki
09-11-2005, 02:37 PM
wish i had a dream like that!

Titus
09-24-2005, 07:40 PM
Almost every week I have a dream about offspring and this new album
On one of this dreams dexter was singing a new music, I just remember "I don´t wanna help you". Was a nice music o.O.o.O.o

Dreams told be the next album will be called "Pass me by" o.O

Human
09-24-2005, 07:47 PM
I had a dream that I killed Hillary Duff and socked Chester in Linkin Park. Does that count?

Conspiracy of One
09-24-2005, 08:04 PM
I had a dream, shut up you Martin Luther King posers.

Human
09-24-2005, 08:06 PM
I had a dream, shut up you Martin Luther King posers.
That was a really lame attempt to be funny if that was what you were trying to do.

jackass
09-24-2005, 08:46 PM
I had a dream that some gross chinese buissiness man took over Late Night with Conan O'Brien! It was AWFUL!!!

neocon58
09-27-2005, 04:06 AM
I broke into dexs house when he was home alone, i killed him and masturbated upon his corpse.

Original prankstA
09-27-2005, 05:49 AM
i had a dream my gay uncle had the vinyl s/t and i asked if i could have it he wouldnt give it to me and i was pissed and since he is a gay man (really) i took it from him if only it were real

Nirushika6789
09-27-2005, 09:55 AM
a couple of nites ago i had a dream where i was at a concert in a v.small hall

but all the chairswe laid around ther oom...none of them were in the middle.....and when bad habit startingto play and greg was playingthe bass while it was on the floor...so it was sorta just pushing down on the frets and plucking the strings ...of course he was sitting on the ground while doing this


when noodles came on his hair was shoulder length, with blonde highlights and curly( LOL)
and dexter was dressed up as something ..i cant remember what
but half way noodles came and set beside me and starting tlking to me...my dad was across the room and i started to tell noodles how i had been to the SECC gig and we talked for ages
then i asked him to sign something and he said yea and he wrote 'you rock' or something....then i said to him can u write below that ur name so as people will know that u actually wrote it so he wrote 'noodles' now that i think back by the time we started talking he didnt have the blonde long curly hair lol his hair was really short likeit is now

... then he went back on stage and starting playing again with dexter,greg and atom

this was a great and yea i know its weird how i remember it so vividly but i really loved that dream ...and it would have went on longer only my wee dog came up beside me and starting digging a hole in my bed lol

uvutuy
09-28-2005, 09:57 AM
i had a dream where me and dex were just talking them his girlfriend just broke up with him then he just kissed me then i woke up

Telekinesis
09-28-2005, 08:07 PM
my wee dog came up beside me and starting digging a hole in my bed lol

it's so funny when dog's do that, he he, my dog does it too

Dead Cheerleader
09-29-2005, 01:50 AM
Where are the fucking moderators when you need them?

uvutuy
10-07-2005, 11:49 AM
i had a long dream, well here goes

the offspring were doin a gig at a carpark with loads of tribal people there and i was at front.suddenly me and dex were in a car and dex just looked at me and jeeked to the side of the car then i jus said hi, then noodles, me mi bro and mi gran were standing next to a car cos dex and the others just ditched us. noodles was still a learner in driving so he crashed alot then mi gran drove then mi bro but they both crashed to. dex and i appeared in this posh hotel room and we talk for a bit then he disapeared and i was standing next to a letter dex wrote i read it and picked up a model of a microphone which was gold and had diamonds in it.

really good dream, hope u got through it

BananaFish
10-07-2005, 12:05 PM
I had a dream awhile ago involving The Offspring, time travel, and the Sex Pistols. That's all I really remember from it, except I know there was a white high tech room with all these people in lab coats and a containment area with either light blue or light magenta horizontal laser bars. It was wierd. Then again, so are most of my band-related dreams. Like the one that had all these bands on a cruise. It was night, most of the bands were drunk or getting there, I was just an observer, and the main focus of the dream was on Johnny Rzeznik(of the Goo Goo Dolls). Then there was the one with the music award show with no chairs, so everyone had to sit on the light biege carpet. Yeah, wierd stuff.

Evka.pl
10-07-2005, 12:08 PM
wereren't ur dreams just another narcotic visions after taking LSD? hehe;)

Original prankstA
10-14-2005, 03:29 PM
i had a dream last night that the offspring new album was called Greatest Hits II

it was pretty cool the track listing was:

1.Cool to Hate
2.Dirty Magic
3.Get it Right
4.Something to Believe in
5.Genocide
6.Jenifer Lost the War
7.Amazed
8.Staring at the Sun
9.Denial Revisited
10.Original Prankster (idk)
11.I choose
12.The end of the line
13.Smash
14.The Noose
15.Long Way Home

im not sure if thats the exact order

uvutuy
10-23-2005, 10:25 AM
i had a dream where erm i was dexters daughter and he was planning a birthday party for me with me in a BUS the whole band was in it and when i got off the bus i started running after my real family to this resterant then i woke up

dalaksta
10-23-2005, 10:29 AM
you know that would be awsome if it was real. too bad theres almost no possibility that would happen

dalaksta
10-23-2005, 10:30 AM
i had a dream last night that the offspring new album was called Greatest Hits II

it was pretty cool the track listing was:

1.Cool to Hate
2.Dirty Magic
3.Get it Right
4.Something to Believe in
5.Genocide
6.Jenifer Lost the War
7.Amazed
8.Staring at the Sun
9.Denial Revisited
10.Original Prankster (idk)
11.I choose
12.The end of the line
13.Smash
14.The Noose
15.Long Way Home

im not sure if thats the exact order
that would be a pretty cool track list

uvutuy
11-10-2005, 12:14 PM
i had lots of dreams combined but ill just tell the bits with the offspring in it

dexter was on top of the roof and turned into a 15"ft giant and made a whirlwind out of dollars

next bit
dexter and noodles was doing a photoshoot by me theen dexter started to make a mini ramp from foam and bubble wrapping. he made the bubble wrapping into a skateboard type thing and the foam the ramp and i sabotaged it when he turned away. then he got the wrapping some static and tried it out but it kept going funny and flew off

noodle654
11-10-2005, 12:40 PM
I HAD ONE LAST NIGHT!!!

I was home (in my house) and somebody came knocking on the door and it was the whole band. They said they were coming back from a bar and their car broke down. I let them in, and we all jammed together and talked alot. THe best dreamI ever had. They were over the whole night and left in the morning to go surf. They asked if I wanted to come, so of course I said yes. They taught me some shit, then we had lunch and went skating. After that they put on a show for me and my friends, and I got to play with them!!

Ahh I really want to me them!~!!

Snouf
11-10-2005, 02:12 PM
Eh eh I didn't knew there was a topic like that!
Ok let's talk about my dream of last week.

I was in the backstage of a show in France. It was The Offspring with in the first part, a little french group I've seen many times. I arrived in a room where Dexter, Noodle and 4-5 people were.
Dexter seemed to be boring... so I decided to go and ask if everything was alright... Of course english speaking was not a problem at all! :)
Eh eh it's a dream !

Rufus
11-10-2005, 03:06 PM
I've had three dreams about the Offspring:

1. I was in hospital and I needed an operation and then Dexter came up to me and told me that he was going to be my doctor and he would be doing the operation on me and then he sent me to sleep so that he could do the operation on me and when I woke up he was stood next to me and was really pleased that I had woken up and then my mother came up to me and started hugging me because she was so happy that I had survived the operation and Dexter was just stood there looking embarased and I don't remember the rest.

2. I was out surfing with the whole band and then this huge wave came along and I fell off my board and then I drowned and died and woke up.

3. I went to a party and got totaly pissed and then the next morning I woke up in this really posh hotel room with a really bad hangover and then The Offspring turned up outside my hotel room adn started playing Worst Hangover Ever really loudly just to piss me off and make my hangover even worse.

its one fine day
11-11-2005, 01:52 AM
i had an awesome dream once where Ron suddenly couldn't come to a gig for some reason and I had to step in on the drums for him!

Original prankstA
11-11-2005, 05:49 AM
i had a dream that the history channel made a documentary about noodles, and it wa realy sweet it was almost as good as the huck it video

Macko
11-11-2005, 05:53 AM
Yes I had... I was on concert and Dexter wanted to take someone on the stage...He chose me and wanted me to play TKAA...I was playing this song and...that was so cruel!!!!!! :D :D :D

uvutuy
11-17-2005, 02:02 PM
i had a dream where me and my friend were going out and we got chased by the hit that dexter like we were his dog and he was running and cycling and everything, very weird dream
:confused:

shnooble
11-17-2005, 02:32 PM
I had one where me, Dexter, Noodles and a load of little kids where at some class or whatever, and Noodles told everyonew how to put eyeliner on.
And in another one Greg asked me for my autograph just when I was about to ask for his, and Dexter was talking to one of my teachers :confused:

H1T_That
11-17-2005, 04:26 PM
i had a dream where i went to a live show...but it was cancelled due to a problem with the venue....but i was late there coz my car broke donw..so i didnt know...when i arrived the band were coming out..so i went and talked to the...they explained and said they had nothing on and asked if iw ated to do sometihng...so they got in thier bus and followed me to my house...once there i made then drinks and food and was talking to dexter about something and noodles started to play TKAA, then atom n greg joined in and dexter started singing...n about 30 seconds in..i grabbed a gutiar and joined in and we palyed the set that they shud have played at the show they missed....then they jsut left straight away.......then i realised i had no evidence....signed stuff, fotos etc....so i ran after them as they were driving away and got them back in and took a ton of fotos and got them to sign a whole load if shit...then they left again...and the dream ended...


sorry if that bored you :D

uvutuy
11-18-2005, 02:35 AM
I had one where me, Dexter, Noodles and a load of little kids where at some class or whatever, and Noodles told everyonew how to put eyeliner on.
And in another one Greg asked me for my autograph just when I was about to ask for his, and Dexter was talking to one of my teachers :confused:
thats hilarious

bhg_rulz2
11-18-2005, 11:55 AM
Haha, I have. I've only had one Offspring dream though where I met Dexter. Unfortunately, right in the middle of it my cell phone rings and I wake up. Man, I was so pissed. I tried to go back to sleep and resume my dream but it didn't work. :(

i have tried to do the exavtly thing u did...sleep again to resume my dream...but...never works hahaha

MaF
11-18-2005, 12:59 PM
lol
I haven`t remember yet, it was bout Wild-wild west :D
There were all offsprings, some sorts of pranks, maby that red-capped "pretty-fly" and all that in the tons of "Gone away".
It was funny :p

Offspring-Fanatic
11-18-2005, 04:09 PM
Oh i Had a dream once...it turned out to be a nightmare though...

Me and a few of my friends were walking up a road. Then all of a sudden, I start hearing "Walla Walla." We follow the music up to the end of the road. There's trees and bushes everywhere (but they're scary) and an old house with a big creepy door. All of a sudden, I knock over this tray of water, and it starts flowing UP the stairs towards the door. It's apparently an old video store. (wtf? a video store? whatever it was just a dream) And then this dead zombie thing starts walking out the door, and only its face is showing, and the rest area around is head to the neck is covered in cement. We start running away, and the head with the cement around it flies off, and chases us. I get away to the bottom of the road...I turn around...and my friends are gone.....

It doesnt seem to scary but when it feels so real, your heart is pounding, your arms and legs are all sweaty, then its scary.

uvutuy
11-19-2005, 09:56 AM
Oh i Had a dream once...it turned out to be a nightmare though...

Me and a few of my friends were walking up a road. Then all of a sudden, I start hearing "Walla Walla." We follow the music up to the end of the road. There's trees and bushes everywhere (but they're scary) and an old house with a big creepy door. All of a sudden, I knock over this tray of water, and it starts flowing UP the stairs towards the door. It's apparently an old video store. (wtf? a video store? whatever it was just a dream) And then this dead zombie thing starts walking out the door, and only its face is showing, and the rest area around is head to the neck is covered in cement. We start running away, and the head with the cement around it flies off, and chases us. I get away to the bottom of the road...I turn around...and my friends are gone.....

It doesnt seem to scary but when it feels so real, your heart is pounding, your arms and legs are all sweaty, then its scary.

oh poor you

nameless
11-19-2005, 07:20 PM
the only dream ive had about them was very short, after a gig i saw dexter about todrive off in his car with someone, i asked for his autograph and he said no! he drioe off then came back about 30 seconds after and said he was kidding and asked me and some guys to come and hang out with them!

jackass
11-19-2005, 09:23 PM
I just had another one where I was at an Offspring concert sitting on a couch on the side of the stage with a bunch of people from the brady bunch. Then it changed and we were all outside (still at the concert) and the bradys and I had to save the band from evil wizards by finding these colorful bulbs in a box on the stage. But then the wizards came and killed the audience instead, so The Offspring and I (the brady bunch left) went back to the indoor stage and they resumed doing their concert. But than a helicopter from mtv came and got us to come do a reality show with them. So a ladder dropped down from the helicopter and it flew us to this little house in San Fransisco where we had to live with my friend Brittany for a certain amount of time. So Noodles, Greg and Atom decided they and Brittany were going to go to a bar. So Dexter and I went into the basement to eat Halloween candy and look at valentines cards (which we had a large bag of). But while we were looking at valentines Dexter got upset b/c he got one that said he had to go find one of the people from Seinfeld(just the men) and smell their chest. He thought he'd be gay if he did that, so I said I'd smell his chest instead. So I was smelling him ( his shirt was off by the way) and thats when I woke up!

offspring_freak_3
11-20-2005, 07:00 AM
HAHAHAHA! OMG thats hilarious. ROTFLMFAO

IdiotOfTheDay
11-20-2005, 07:22 AM
I just had another one where I was at an Offspring concert sitting on a couch on the side of the stage with a bunch of people from the brady bunch. Then it changed and we were all outside (still at the concert) and the bradys and I had to save the band from evil wizards by finding these colorful bulbs in a box on the stage. But then the wizards came and killed the audience instead, so The Offspring and I (the brady bunch left) went back to the indoor stage and they resumed doing their concert. But than a helicopter from mtv came and got us to come do a reality show with them. So a ladder dropped down from the helicopter and it flew us to this little house in San Fransisco where we had to live with my friend Brittany for a certain amount of time. So Noodles, Greg and Atom decided they and Brittany were going to go to a bar. So Dexter and I went into the basement to eat Halloween candy and look at valentines cards (which we had a large bag of). But while we were looking at valentines Dexter got upset b/c he got one that said he had to go find one of the people from Seinfeld(just the men) and smell their chest. He thought he'd be gay if he did that, so I said I'd smell his chest instead. So I was smelling him ( his shirt was off by the way) and thats when I woke up!
I IM'd your dream to one of my friends, and she said it sounded like Emogame. Which would be really awesome, Emogame, but with the Offspring? It would be Offspring-game. xD
So anyway....

jackass
11-20-2005, 03:40 PM
I IM'd your dream to one of my friends, and she said it sounded like Emogame. Which would be really awesome, Emogame, but with the Offspring? It would be Offspring-game. xD
So anyway....

What exactly is emo-game?

IdiotOfTheDay
11-20-2005, 04:15 PM
What exactly is emo-game?
http://emogame.com It's hilarious. You play as members of all these emo bands, and in the first one, the Get-Up Kids are kidnapped by Steven Tyler, and you have to kill Jimmy Eat World so you can save them. It's insane.

jackass
11-20-2005, 05:03 PM
http://emogame.com It's hilarious. You play as members of all these emo bands, and in the first one, the Get-Up Kids are kidnapped by Steven Tyler, and you have to kill Jimmy Eat World so you can save them. It's insane.

Haha, that does sound a bit like my dream. I tried the game. It was too hard.

Felipinhouw
11-20-2005, 05:12 PM
I Had an dream...
me and Noodles playing guitar in an concert in Brazil! =D
Noodles is perfect, my idol!

wazzup22
11-21-2005, 12:03 AM
I had a dream that noodles couldnt play so i filled in for him, that was an awsome dream. So much fun to be in a dream like that.

uvutuy
11-25-2005, 10:21 AM
i had a dream where me and my friend were talking to noodles then me and noodles were on the computer and he wanted to do something on this forum so he logged on as "looney crazy fucker person" or something and we were talking again and i asked where dexter was and he said erm i don't know

Dmarques
11-25-2005, 01:18 PM
Dreams.....

Offspring-Fanatic
11-25-2005, 05:48 PM
oh poor you


oh shut up. have you ever been lured to something a little freaky in a dream by an Offspring song?

H1T_That
11-25-2005, 05:53 PM
i had a dream where me and my friend were talking to noodles then me and noodles were on the computer and he wanted to do something on this forum so he logged on as "looney crazy fucker person" or something and we were talking again and i asked where dexter was and he said erm i don't know

and the dream just ended there?

otherwise that sounds made up..

offspring_freak_3
11-25-2005, 06:22 PM
i had a dream where i told to my english teacher that she was a bitch, i was to going to the principal when noodles came out and kicked her ass off :p later dexter, greg, atom and higgins came out and started to play in my school :D

uvutuy
11-26-2005, 05:30 AM
and the dream just ended there?

otherwise that sounds made up..
it didnt end there it just went into some place with my friends and i didnt want to tell that bit or it will be off topic

uvutuy
11-26-2005, 05:31 AM
oh shut up. have you ever been lured to something a little freaky in a dream by an Offspring song?
no.......... :( :mad: :confused:

jackass
11-26-2005, 04:35 PM
I had another dream where a plague like in "The Stand" killed almost everyone and Dexter and I had to cross this weird purple desert and get to the place where all the other plague survivors were. But on the way we had to battle all these lesbians who were trying to stop us. At the end of the desert there was a door that lead into a castle where Dexter and I were suposed to live in. So when we walked in we were dubbed king and queen of this city. We lived with his parents and these 2 girls who were suposed to be my sisters and all they ever did was sit at the kitchen table eating turkey dinners, although the only thing in all of the cupboards was juice. Although we lived in a castle we only ever stayed in one room which was acombination bedroom/kitchen. So after a while Dexter started getting bitchy and viscious so I ran away from the castle and into what appeared to be New York (Manhattan I think) and was walking down the sidewalk when Dexter ran up to me and said he was sorry and convinced me to come back to the castle. So I guess we just lived happily ever after.

offspring_freak_3
11-26-2005, 05:35 PM
^^ thats weird

noodlesfan
11-26-2005, 06:34 PM
i had a dream where me and dexter killed tom fulp and eric baumer...damn internets.... Eric was drowned in a monkey's mouth (it was a giant monkey) and tom was killed when i impaled his chest with dexter's hair.

Offspring-Fanatic
11-26-2005, 11:17 PM
I once had a dream that I was at warped tour...but it was in a school gymnasium...weird...

I've had another offspring dream...wait! i remember it now! I was in an old record store...and dexter walked in (with his braids) and he signed me an autographed picture of himself for me...

i love the dreams, but i hate them! them seem so real, and then i wake up! I just wish they would actually happen... :(

thecavedog
01-31-2006, 02:01 AM
Haha! It's been a while since i've had an offspring dream. I think its about time for one! I'll try hard this week, I'll put on some offspring before I go to sleep and watch the dvds all day long.

jackass
01-31-2006, 07:48 PM
I had a dream about a different band called HIM. In it they all came to my school which was a castle. It was run by my old music teacher except she was fatter and wore really colorful and billowy dresses and painted her face weird colors. So me and my whole school which consisted of about 25 people waited in the castle courtyard and HIM entered. They all marched in arm and arm and we were all suposed to cheer, but I was the olny who cheered and I felt really bad for them! Anyways they had to stay in my house which was attached to the castle. But my mom hated them b/c they acted really mean to everyone for some reason. So then I started meeting the lead singer, Ville Valo, at this zoo place. But this weird girl who wore a restaurant uniform and carried around a spatula kept coming and spying on us, but it was really obvious. So then we went to the castle courtyard but she followed us there too. Then my mom started telling me the band were all satan and they had to leave but I wouldn't let her kick them out b/c they were actually really nice and not satan. But in the end they left the castle in this really cool heartagram blimp that I would someday like to have as my mode of transportation.

Nineteen Seventy Nine
01-31-2006, 07:57 PM
I don't remember dreams that often, I know I had an Offspring dream but I didn't remember it when I woke up. I have never met anyone famous in any dream I remember. Just mest up things happening in my town.

pretty_fly_white_guy858
01-31-2006, 07:57 PM
This thread didnt need to be bumped..

punker
01-31-2006, 07:59 PM
This thread didnt need to be bumped..

agreed, specially because the guy who bumped it didnt have any dream

Nineteen Seventy Nine
01-31-2006, 08:01 PM
agreed, specially because the guy who bumped it didnt have any dream

yeah, but now I kind of want to post a thread about most memorable dreams you have head but I won't

Plumey
01-31-2006, 08:15 PM
I dunno, I like this thread.

I had one awhile back where I was in this room with all these magazines...I think it was probably a waiting room of some kind, though there weren't any doors or windows. One of the magazines was about the Offspring, and each page said something about each of the members of the band. Apparently, however, these magazines had some kind of new technology that allowed a person to literally walk inside the page, as if it were a room, and each of the band members had their own where you could see them in person. Only, it wasn't actually seeing them live - it was like a video recording, only the recorded person was right in front of you, and looked like they were living and breathing and solid - it's hard to explain.
Anyway, when you walked in the page, the band member would play a solo. Dexter, Noodles, and Greg K all played guitar solos for some reason. I can't remember the music, except I remember thinking it was all really really good.
The dream got a little weirder after this, though. Instead of Atom or Ron, the drummer was some black guy with a weird rapper name. :confused:

one_fine_day
02-01-2006, 06:21 PM
i had a dream where the offspring was comming door to door in my neighborhood to meet and greet fans

i got to jam with the band, me replacing all of dexters parts in 'the kids aren't allright', singing and guitaring, and at the end, he said "that was pretty good kid. but you fucked up the solo." and then the rest of the band started laughing, and i just laughed it off, altho i felt embarresed. then they left to go next door.

Mr. Noodles
02-01-2006, 06:28 PM
I once had a dream that I called them and had a private concert in my house.



I once had a dream that I met them at a punk rock convention and got their autographs.

Ninty Man
02-01-2006, 07:09 PM
If I don't have a dream about Offspring, that makes me a bad fan???

Im really getting worried about this

dain84
02-01-2006, 07:10 PM
I once had a dream that Dexter was break dancing to some techno music.

uvutuy
02-27-2006, 09:42 AM
i had a dream where i was playing basketball with dexter and some chav-looking people

Llamas
02-27-2006, 02:57 PM
you don't remember every dream you have... cause you hit your dream cycle approximately 3 times each night... everyone dreams that often... I remember a dream maybe once a month. I'd put money on the chances that I've had a dream about the offspring, but I don't remember ever having one.

GreenTerror
02-28-2006, 12:52 AM
Yeah, I rarely remember dreams, too. But I do remember that I've had at least 2 or 3 Offspring related dreams.I don't remember them all in detail, except for one, Noodles was sitting outside down the street in my neighborhood for some reason, and I ran up to him and we talked and I got his autograph. And another one, I was at a beach or something and Dexter, Noodles, Ron (yes, Ron), and Greg were all there, and I met them all.

uvutuy
03-16-2006, 11:50 AM
WEIRD DRREAM ALERT!!

i had a dream where noodles was playing at a concert, wearing flashy clothes, then this girl came up on the stage and sat down, then noodles sat down beside her and kissed her then se got up, back to the audience, and flung her arms out, the curtains opened up and there was a screen there playing 'lion king' a scene made up from my mind

Ryder1234
03-16-2006, 03:12 PM
i once had a dream where I was at school and i was going to band and i played electric guitar (in real life i play sax and theres no guitar in band) and then noodles and a bunch of celebritys came in (the weird thing was we were playing in my elemenaty school band room instead of my middle schools) and he helped me learn guitar better. then i got his autograph and band ended. so i went out into the hallway with my guitar and someone was like "dexters coming!" then he came around the corner and he had really short hair and a big pimple and he was wearing a tux. then i said "i know a good spot for a concert" so we went out side and jacked a car and somehow i put on the flying cars cheat from gta:sa and we were in san andreas. so wen we got there he was like
'were gonna have a concert here" and gave me tickets then right wen we were over a building i ditched the car and dex also ditched but too late. he fell to his death.


another one was i was in a mud pit with a bunch of pigs and they kept playing offspring on the radio. so then i turned around and found out they were playing right there. then dexter was like hey come play guitar in our band for a day and i turned around and my guitar was right there so i played with them and they came to my house and like played video games and stuff and ron gave me his drums

i also had one were greg was my big brother

original_prankster
03-16-2006, 07:00 PM
One time, I dreamed Dexter was eaten by vampires and Noodles' head exploded. It's the only Offspring related dream I've had, and...well...it wasn't a pleasant one.

Camilamazed
03-16-2006, 07:04 PM
I've been having several dreams with the guys talking to me about the new CD. Whenever it pops up in my mind I shiver.

I think it's been happening because I've been thinking too much about it.

Ninty Man
03-16-2006, 08:49 PM
I had a dream... the girl I likes kiss me... but... hey!! IT WAS A FUCKING DREAM... WHY GOD???

Ah, and well, I dream that in Mixup(the good records stores in Mexico) the new album was released!! and I saw that it has two airplanes... Dogfight was called

SplinterByMyOwnDesign
03-16-2006, 09:00 PM
I had a dream that this thread get's deleted and burnt to the damn ground!!!

(only joking... just for the people who don't understand sarcasm on these boards)

rlplaymaker
03-16-2006, 10:04 PM
it was fuckin wierd, the last one i had, Dexter was like my dad or something and he just took me around town, like to stores and shit and everyone was like " its the dude from the Offspring!!" and crowding around him and stuff, then i stood backstage at a concert, right behind atom watching them rock out.....then my dog woke me up to go outside.....almost kicked his ass through the window! lol but ive had a few others too, im obsessed with their music

Blue Orchid
03-16-2006, 10:28 PM
I had a dream where me and dexter where best friends and i was a member of the band lol my name was magzzi *blushes* (my name is Margaret) How come when your having a great dream you always get interrupted ? and when your having a nightmare you never do?

Hux
03-17-2006, 01:01 AM
How come when your having a great dream you always get interrupted ? and when your having a nightmare you never do?
I know exactly what you mean, it sucks :mad:.

Holger estonia
03-29-2006, 09:08 AM
Last night I had a very intense dream where Noodles and Dexter was in the same restaurant as me. Noodles and I sat next to each other and talked a bunch. Later on Noodles signed my blue Offspring T-shirt (I don't really have a blue one) and he asked if I'd like Dexter's autograph as well and he went and got it for me.

Felt like I've know him for a long time.

I had another dream the other day where I was in a bar and on the wall was a very small Offspring flyer. I went over to have a look at it, but I couldn't make out what was on the thing. And then some guy to the left of me asked if I liked the Offspring. I looked and it was Dexter.

I think my subconscious wants to meet Dexter and Noodles.

Have any one else had dreams like these?

I had. I was standing in a airport and suddenly one guy asked me:"So... do you like The offspring?" and i looked at him.It was Dexter.I woke up when my friend called.

forcyn
03-29-2006, 10:29 AM
I have "Offspring Style" dreams sometimes but unfortunately, I can't remember most of it :(

Demon_of_Debauchery
03-29-2006, 10:33 AM
Before I had this dream where I was in the TKAA video and I was stood in the middle of the room and people were comming out of me and there was a man with a camera spinning around me filming it and Dexter was there watching.

Corpse
03-29-2006, 10:43 AM
Talking about the TKAA video, i found out 2day listeing to the audio commentart on the collection music video collection that Dexter nearly had his head squashed like a melon while it was being filmed

one_fine_day
03-29-2006, 04:54 PM
One time, I dreamed Dexter was eaten by vampires and Noodles' head exploded. It's the only Offspring related dream I've had, and...well...it wasn't a pleasant one.


c'mon... now you guys are just makin these up

Hux
03-30-2006, 03:21 AM
Why can't I have a dream about The Offspring :(. Am I the only one?

German Andres
03-30-2006, 07:58 AM
Why can't I have a dream about The Offspring :(. Am I the only one?

No, you aren`t the only one. We are 2 hanged up in this thread! :D

Hux
03-30-2006, 03:44 PM
Well guess what, thanks to this thread making my brain work and think, I had a dream last night about The Offspring. I met up with Dexter and possibly Noodles (not too sure, the dream’s a little fuzzy) in a rural scenario with a long road. I remember thinking of asking him questions since this would most probably be the only chance I had, all I could think of in the dream were lame questions like what’s your favourite song and album. We then hopped onto a motorbike and drove down the road. That’s all I can remember, but hey, at least I experienced it :p.

thecavedog
03-31-2006, 12:53 AM
Haha, good for you! :D

Funderful Callan
03-31-2006, 08:09 AM
I Had an Offspring Dream. You Can read it in This Thread Here (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=22577)

:D

Emily_offspring_fan
03-31-2006, 11:04 AM
:( Why everyone have exciting dreams with The Offspring?
Mine are really stupid! I remember I dreamed once that they had suits and ties...and nothing more. That was all!
:(

Hux
03-31-2006, 04:56 PM
We're excited because it feels like your with The Offspring which is something everyone here would want, it's the closest thing towards being with them.

pyroahiru
03-31-2006, 06:55 PM
I had this one dream where i was in a cemetary(dont know why) and i saw noodles there....and then i died....i think he has a death stare.

and another where i was in my school auditorium and dexter was there.he was walking over to me and he blew in my ear and i woke up.

pyroahiru
03-31-2006, 06:56 PM
I had a dream about Offspring a couple of months ago. I was going to a rock fest and Dexter was coming there with his plane. And I found out there that Dexter was a woman. He was walking around with a purple dress and purple high-heeled shoes. And while they were playing someone threw a rock to Greg's head and his head started bleeding.It was a great dream.


Everytime i think about dexter im never going to see him the right way again.

Dr. Feelgood
03-31-2006, 07:29 PM
Interesting, I just had a dream where I was driving in a car with Dexter and Noodles. Pure awesomeness.

Hux
04-01-2006, 01:21 AM
I had this one dream where i was in a cemetary(dont know why) and i saw noodles there....and then i died....i think he has a death stare.

and another where i was in my school auditorium and dexter was there.he was walking over to me and he blew in my ear and i woke up.
Dark and sick :p.

Lachim
04-01-2006, 08:25 AM
I had a dream that THE OFFSPRING came to Prague again and it was the best concert. ;)

skiddles824
04-01-2006, 08:27 AM
:( sweet i had i dream the my heatr waz being eating out once :mad:

Emily_offspring_fan
04-01-2006, 10:39 AM
I had a dream last night, it was strange.
The Offspring come to my country (Argentina) and the press were very crazy with them. They started to ask dumb questions to Dexter like "Who is Alexa's mother?" "Why did you write Gone Away" and things about his private life and Dexter got really annoyed. I was not in or watching the interview but I knew Dexter got annoyed so I got annoyed too. Then I started to looking for Dexter in all the city because I didn't know where he was, because I wanted to apologise for the bad moment he had in my country...and I wanted to sue the press too!! Finally I found the hotel where the guys were and I lodge in the same hotel, but I never knew them, then the dream turned stupid and without sense, never continued my story with The Offspring. :mad: Now I am annoyed with my mind it didn't let me know the end! :(

pyroahiru
04-01-2006, 06:35 PM
Dark and sick :p.
in the second one it turns out that he blew in my ear because my dog did while i was sleeping... :D

Hux
04-01-2006, 07:24 PM
Dude that's fucking weird, just like in the movies :p.

Amazed
04-02-2006, 08:25 AM
The weirdest Offspring related dream I've ever had was one in which I was a gay guy in prison (I'm a girl, and I'm not gay) and Greg K was there and we were getting married, but some other guy, in the same prison, didn't want us to get married so he tried to shoot me. I think I took the gun and the prison turned into an ocean and then things got really weird and I can't remember the rest :confused: I also left out some stuff... like the reason why I wanted to marry Greg. It was just completely twisted.

I have a dream about The Offspring almost every night, and it just keeps getting more complicated...

offspring_freak_3
04-02-2006, 03:52 PM
^^ yeah right, ur dreams r dirty, i know that ;) :p

Matt.B
04-02-2006, 05:24 PM
I had a dream were i was at home watchin tv and a van stopped in front of my house and Greg K got out and asked me if i knew the way to the place they were playing. i sed no but you could use my phone, so he went bak into the van and Dexter and Noodles came out, so they came inside and we talked and they invited me bakstage to the concert, i cant remember what happened after that but i can tell u i was pissed wen i found out it was a dream.

ignition991
04-02-2006, 11:44 PM
haha, i've had dreams about the offspring before i only remember one clear enough to tell

i was randomly walking somewhere i dont know, and dexter came upt o me and i was talking to him and dexter still had his dreads so i guess my dream was in the 90's and we had this discussion and he told me he was looking for a drummer and since im a drummer i said hell yes! So we went on tour and we were in the tour bus and dexter saw me listning to one of their albums and he got pissed! He started telling me that your not supposed to buy your own bands albums, and i tried to tell him that i havnt been in the band for long but he kicked me out of the band anyway...

Llamas
04-02-2006, 11:49 PM
lol! that would suck. I'd be like "dude, sorry, I'll get rid of them!" hehe. the funny thing is that of course bands buy their own albums! How else would you embellish on what you've done? and learn from your mistakes? :p besides, when you're accomplished enough to release albums, you gotta own your work! hehe. That's funny. It'd be sooo cool to play for the offspring...

Hux
04-03-2006, 12:05 AM
He got pissed for listening to The Offspring??? Weird.

Bands don't buy their albums (work), they already have/own them.

ignition991
04-03-2006, 06:04 PM
yeah but hey dreams are weird sometimes

Amazed
04-04-2006, 08:17 AM
^^ yeah right, ur dreams r dirty, i know that ;) :p

haha, mostly they're just weird. that dream is actually the only dirty dream I can remember :p I bet your dreams are way more perverted ;)

I remember one more Offspring related dream that I had a long time ago. Like most of my dreams it was a complete mess. But I remember walking down a road in the middle of nowhere. While I was walking down that road I saw Dexter and I walked up to him. I don't remember what I said to him, but I think he told me to go to hell.

offspring_freak_3
04-04-2006, 09:02 AM
lmao, no its not THAT dirty :rolleyes: :p

Amazed
06-18-2006, 07:53 AM
*bump bump* I'm bringing this thread back to life, 'cause it's one of my favourites :)

Biggest offspring fan
06-18-2006, 09:09 AM
Stupid dream threads close it!!! Why don't everybody do dream threads, it would be really fun so the hole forum was about dreams. I mean who are intrested in others stupid dreams???!

offspring dude
06-18-2006, 12:18 PM
Then why did you even bother going on it and reading it?! people are posting all of their dreams in to this thread and there isnt many other ones,so if you find it stupid then just dont go on it

ignition991
06-18-2006, 02:34 PM
Stupid dream threads close it!!! Why don't everybody do dream threads, it would be really fun so the hole forum was about dreams. I mean who are intrested in others stupid dreams???!

Chill out, and it's not that people are interested in other people's dreams. It's funny to read some of them, And if you have a problem with this thread don't post in it. I don't go around in posts i don't like and go "OMG FUCK DAT CLOSE THIS IT'S MAD STUPID WHO'S INTERESTED IN DIS?????"

Ocupation: Offspring
06-18-2006, 08:30 PM
Stupid dream threads close it!!! Why don't everybody do dream threads, it would be really fun so the hole forum was about dreams. I mean who are intrested in others stupid dreams???!


Chill out, and it's not that people are interested in other people's dreams. It's funny to read some of them, And if you have a problem with this thread don't post in it. I don't go around in posts i don't like and go "OMG FUCK DAT CLOSE THIS IT'S MAD STUPID WHO'S INTERESTED IN DIS?????"
Yeah man thats not cool dude its funny reading these things

thecavedog
06-27-2006, 06:35 AM
Ok so i had another offspring (dexter) dream and im gonna speak my mind now. If you reply something like "dream threads suck" or" close this thread" or "why bump the thread" i just wanna tell you FUCK OFF!!! Have you seen the stupid threads lately?!? And FYI I didnt make a new thread for this!

Sorry bout that. You know how stupid ppl are. Here goes...
I dreamt that Dexter played cricket with me. He was chosen as the captain of my team and so he had to set the field positions. He pointed me somewhere, but I couldnt understand where he wanted me to stand. I felt so stupid. After a couple of seconds i figured out he wanted me to stand next to him.

Weird thing is he kept smiling at me and stuff. Like he thought i was stupid. Wtf?!? He made me feel like i dont know any thing about playing cricket!

Ok, start ranting.

Amazed
06-27-2006, 06:43 AM
Ok so i had another offspring (dexter) dream and im gonna speak my mind now. If you reply something like "dream threads suck" or" close this thread" or "why bump the thread" i just wanna tell you FUCK OFF!!! Have you seen the stupid threads lately?!? And FYI I didnt make a new thread for this!

Sorry bout that. You know how stupid ppl are. Here goes...
I dreamt that Dexter played cricket with me. He was chosen as the captain of my team and so he had to set the field positions. He pointed me somewhere, but I couldnt understand where he wanted me to stand. I felt so stupid. After a couple of seconds i figured out he wanted me to stand next to him.

Weird thing is he kept smiling at me and stuff. Like he thought i was stupid. Wtf?!? He made me feel like i dont know any thing about playing cricket!

Ok, start ranting.

hahaha, why cricket? :p I haven't had any offspring dreams in a while, unfortunately, but once I dreamt that I was on stage with them during a concert and I was supposed to jump when they started playing the first song, but I messed it up and dexter got mad at me for ruining their concert. I think I've mentioned it in this thread before.. maybe you've already read about it. I felt really stupid too

thecavedog
06-28-2006, 03:22 AM
hahaha, why cricket? :p I haven't had any offspring dreams in a while, unfortunately, but once I dreamt that I was on stage with them during a concert and I was supposed to jump when they started playing the first song, but I messed it up and dexter got mad at me for ruining their concert. I think I've mentioned it in this thread before.. maybe you've already read about it. I felt really stupid too

I dont know why cricket... maybe beacause I played with my friends a few weeks ago lol

offspring rocker!!
06-29-2006, 11:58 AM
you sound like you don't like them much?!?! i love offspring and can't believe every other fucker on the world don't!!! LOL

Amazed
06-29-2006, 12:02 PM
you sound like you don't like them much?!?! i love offspring and can't believe every other fucker on the world don't!!! LOL

who are you talking to? :confused:

uvutuy
06-29-2006, 01:00 PM
i dreamt that the guys were playing on stage , then it was something like a break or intermission, noodles was wearing a shiny jacket type thing and black trousers (something close to that). he sat down and some girl comes out from behind the curtains at the back and sits on noodles' lap and says something in his ear which makes him laugh (i think he laughs), then they go on stage again and this famous da vinci painting pops up

i woke up after that, dont know what the other guys were doing, it was all directed to noodles

Demon_of_Debauchery
06-29-2006, 01:36 PM
I had a nightmare where I was watching a music channel ans Paris Hilton came on dressed like a slut and singing Come Out And Play really badly and I couldn't change channel because the remote wouldn't work and there weren't any buttons on the TV and then I woke up.

Hypodermic_89
06-29-2006, 02:25 PM
I had a nightmare where I was watching a music channel ans Paris Hilton came on dressed like a slut and singing Come Out And Play really badly and I couldn't change channel because the remote wouldn't work and there weren't any buttons on the TV and then I woke up.
"Dressed like a slut" is kind of unnececcary to point out since she always looks like a fucking whore.

Harnum
06-29-2006, 02:37 PM
i've never had an offspring dream which is very unpleasent. but i did have a dream with lots of offspring music in it. i was in a car and da hui was blasting and i was like wtf lolz!!?

NMHFBD
06-30-2006, 04:56 AM
I had a nightmare where I was watching a music channel ans Paris Hilton came on dressed like a slut and singing Come Out And Play really badly and I couldn't change channel because the remote wouldn't work and there weren't any buttons on the TV and then I woke up.

ohhh dude i can't imagine worse nightmare than that...

V00d00
07-07-2006, 09:31 AM
I'm new at the forum, so hi! :P, nice post; I've only had one dream about offspring and it was something like this: one day I went to my daily drum classes and when I got into the room I got very surprised because my new teacher was ron! I remember that he teach me how to play no brakes and I played it very well, then he gave me a pair of drumsticks and I woke up...:(
I want to dream it again and play no brakes again, actually I can't play it in the real life because of the speed...

sorry me english is not to good :D

WhenIAmQueen
07-07-2006, 02:49 PM
I dreamed that Marilyn Manson was performing "Pretty Fly For A White Guy" in my school cafeteria. Then I woke up and realized the song was playing on my radio.

No more pizza before bed.

Amazed
07-21-2006, 05:00 AM
Last night I dreamt that someone uploaded a video of Dexter running the L.A. marathon. Right after he had finished, a skateboard appeared out of nowhere and then I think he flew away on it...