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wheelchairman
08-19-2005, 06:00 AM
Yes, the japanese have ruined eroticism, here's some excerpts...


Harry has always known there's a thin line between love and hate but he never knew the line was this thin, this blurry, he thinks as Malfoy sinks to his knees.


Ron is a nice guy and Snape is not, Snape is most definitely not and this is just one of the million other things they don't have in common and still there's something there and Ron definitely stops thinking about that something when in detention because if he's going to kiss a teacher, it won't be Snape.


Severus is not Dumbledore's man, he is his own man, only looking out for himself and it's not the first time he's heard Albus begging, only this time it's Severus Snape, not Albus Dumbledore, who's getting what he wants.

Tizzalicious
08-19-2005, 06:02 AM
I love the second one.

And the third one is Lemon Party.

Izie
08-19-2005, 06:02 AM
What, and this is news to you?

Pffffffff.

Hp slash action <3

wheelchairman
08-19-2005, 06:02 AM
You would like the second one. What with the older character taking advantage of the really young...

RXP
08-19-2005, 06:20 AM
Is Nieh gonna star?

Tizzalicious
08-19-2005, 06:28 AM
You would like the second one. What with the older character taking advantage of the really young...

Haha, it's the other way around!!!

Which should sound familiar to you.

Vera
08-19-2005, 06:33 AM
Those suck.

wheelchairman
08-19-2005, 07:11 AM
Those suck.
haha This is the cream of the crop. The kind of thing you save in a special folder.

Vera
08-19-2005, 07:12 AM
I've read better.

Little_Miss_1565
08-19-2005, 07:16 AM
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=08082005

Best HP fanfic ever.

nieh
08-19-2005, 07:24 AM
Is Nieh gonna star?

they offered me the job, but I refuse to get my hair cut that short again.

Vera
08-19-2005, 08:01 AM
The dude who plays Harry Potter is growing up even uglier than previously. So tragic.

Endymion
08-19-2005, 09:49 AM
/b/ usually has hermione hentai floating around...

and hp slash is old news, bro. i've read some real nasty ones... those weasley twins? throw them, harry, ron and drako together in haggrid's hut (w/ haggrid). the twin thing is used to its limit.

Mota Boy
08-19-2005, 10:52 AM
God, I still can't get over that hobbit slash.

And now this new generation of kids that were first turned on to reading by Harry Potter books are now just getting turned on... what the fuck is going on here? We need to airlift those nerds 80 tons of Playboys/tawdry romance novels ASAP.

Endymion
08-19-2005, 10:57 AM
nerds
you do know that the hp slash is mostly written by twelve year old girls, right?

Mota Boy
08-19-2005, 11:14 AM
"Nerd" isn't gender-specific, hence the tawdry romance novels.

Vera
08-19-2005, 03:39 PM
Well, it's just what people do on their freetime. Some people bowl but you don't find anyone going "OMG those fucked up bowling folks!!!".

Pfft. Prejudice. Pr0n rules.

Endymion
08-19-2005, 04:19 PM
i had a "friend" in middle school who use to write porn stories about some friends and me... then would "accidently" leave them in a classroom for a teacher to find. it was rather disturbing when we found out.

Vera
08-20-2005, 03:50 AM
OMGZ lolz i iz lyk sew terned on! LOL
*hands you Kleenex*

Sin Studly
08-20-2005, 03:53 AM
i had a "friend" in middle school who use to write porn stories about some friends and me... then would "accidently" leave them in a classroom for a teacher to find. it was rather disturbing when we found out.

Wow. Just.... wow.

dalaksta
08-20-2005, 05:15 AM
those no harry potter porn

Vera
08-20-2005, 07:34 AM
those no harry potter porn
In English, please.