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Sin Studly
08-19-2005, 08:02 AM
What are the latin-speaking monks from Monty Pythons Quest for the Holy Grail actually saying?

Thank you, that will be all.

JohnnyNemesis
08-19-2005, 08:39 AM
And here we have the most (only?) practical, useful way to utilize her passion for Latin.

Sin Studly
08-19-2005, 09:11 AM
I asked her the lyrics to "Ave Satani" too, but Endy answered before she could. So, yeah.

HornyPope
08-19-2005, 09:15 AM
You could just google it...

RXP
08-19-2005, 09:31 AM
www.google.com is the address I think.

Sin Studly
08-19-2005, 09:43 AM
Or I could ask a pseudointellectual absolutely dying for her knoweledge to come in useful.

Sin Studly
01-14-2007, 11:25 AM
Holy motherfucking fuck, what in the name of slow suffering fuck makes you think I'd care after a year and a half?

edit ; and aside from that, since I was asking the classics-geek, what in the name of slow suffering fuck makes you think I wanted a transcription and not a translation?

edit2 ; and why the fuck did you post more than one fucking sentence?

edit3 ; and shut the fuck up, you're an insane fucking cunt. Don't ever communicate with me.

Sin Studly
01-18-2007, 04:49 AM
Holy motherfucking fuck, what in the name of slow suffering fuck makes you think I'd care after a year and a half?

Stupid fucking cunt.

JohnnyNemesis
01-18-2007, 10:45 AM
This thread makes me lol and wtf at the same time.

HeadAroundU
01-18-2007, 10:53 AM
omg, cabaret frog.

the_GoDdEsS
01-18-2007, 10:55 AM
Seriously, what the fuck's going on here??

HeadAroundU
01-18-2007, 01:55 PM
I have backstage passes from Oxygene and I know everything about crazy horses, Mr. Hands taught me a lot. Plus, HeadAroundU's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

JohnnyNemesis
01-18-2007, 02:19 PM
I have backstage passes from Oxygene and I know everything about crazy horses, Mr. Hands taught me a lot. Plus, HeadAroundU's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

FHELHVGU:VJGK>G RGFVH "OH MY GIUHF*OD:IHV JODFHV

Holy shit, that was the best response to her post humanly possible.

Paint_It_Black
01-18-2007, 10:32 PM
I never suspected I could end up loving HAU.

JohnnyNemesis
01-18-2007, 10:33 PM
Something I forgot to mention:


I wager you my bottom garter you will never, ever see what a French revue looks like. You'll never get passes to a French cabaret.

Honestly, truthfully and honestly, why do you say this like it's such a bad thing? It's a fucking blessing.

Sin Studly
01-19-2007, 03:07 AM
Yeah, I can really imagine HAU having sleepless nights over missing out on the Caberet. Don't worry, HAU. I'll take you to a dogfight one day, and we'll excludepwn Maria by not letting her in. The only way she'll ever get near one is if she publicly disagrees with Linda.

Sin Studly
01-19-2007, 04:04 AM
Hey, taking your illustious military history into account, would this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGp0hCxSg98) count as French Caberet?

calichix
01-19-2007, 04:04 AM
That wasn't even funny-insane. It just made me really really reaaaaally uncomfortable. I feel molested.

Sin Studly
01-19-2007, 09:38 AM
Good to see the French are courageous enough to abuse helpless women when they have American GI's to help them.

Sin Studly
01-19-2007, 09:48 AM
http://teachpol.tcnj.edu/amer_pol_hist/fi/00000168.jpg

Sin Studly
01-19-2007, 09:58 AM
You miss your lovers calling you "herr frauline"?

Zeall
01-19-2007, 09:58 AM
Lighten up people:

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n145/Zeall_Out_of_Date/hitler.jpg

Sin Studly
01-19-2007, 10:04 AM
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c107/I_Own_The_Internet/O%20Rly/hitler.jpg


Now, if the Franco-German thing was more played on, it's just because the Nazis (who on the face of it, look like serious, stuck-up gits) seem to have taken a certain fancy to French distractions, cabarets, Folies Bergères, opera etc, & to French maids.

You really are a stupid fucking cunt. The reason the Franco-German thing is more played on is because other countries actually fought back. It took them a fucking month to conquer Poland ; who fought their panzers on fucking horseback with swords, yet it took them a week to conquer France, and you wonder why you get ridiculed more...

Sin Studly
01-19-2007, 10:17 AM
Here's some fun facts from the war.

Battle of France Line-Up

Surrender-Monkeys
Infantry - 144 divisions
Artillery - 13,947 guns
Armour - 3,384 tanks

vs

Axis Ubermenschen
Infantry - 141 divisions
Artillery - 7,378 guns
Armour - 2,445 tanks

How's that for awesome. And here's something awesomer ; not only did the French have the Krauts totally outnumbered, not only did the French have the home-front advantage of digging-in and fortifying their positions, but the French tanks and field guns were massively superior to the outdated Deutsch crap they used at the start of the war. Seems like the French were pretty much poised to wipe the Axis out... except for the fact that, y'know... they were French.

Battle of France Results

Axis Casualties
Dead or Wounded ; 155,000

Frog Casualties
Dead or Wounded ; 360,000
Surrendered ; 1,900,000

JohnnyNemesis
01-19-2007, 11:00 AM
This thread is amazing. In the best way.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-19-2007, 11:01 AM
You make me sad.

Sorry Maria, but with stats like that... France is pathetic.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-19-2007, 11:05 AM
You've always said so.

Oh yea. France really is pathetic though. amirite?

Sin Studly
01-19-2007, 11:05 AM
http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/7/u/R/french_soldierofsurrender.jpg

HeadAroundU
01-19-2007, 11:27 AM
Don't worry, HAU. I'll take you to a dogfight one day, and we'll excludepwn Maria by not letting her in.
Whoa, you are the best daddy ever! :)

RickyCrack
01-19-2007, 11:51 AM
You really are a stupid fucking cunt. The reason the Franco-German thing is more played on is because other countries actually fought back. It took them a fucking month to conquer Poland ; who fought their panzers on fucking horseback with swords, yet it took them a week to conquer France, and you wonder why you get ridiculed more...

yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

the_offsprings_monkey
01-19-2007, 12:24 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/Duskygrin/alaindelon.jpg

...Huh? Am I the only one missing something here?

calichix
01-19-2007, 02:43 PM
Oh just shut up. My patience has limits.

speak softly and carry a big stick.